User talk:Sakai4eva

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edit Welcome!

Soldier boy

Here at Wikipedia, we train our noobs right.

Hello, Sakai4eva, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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If you're strapped for things to do, check out UN:WYCD or browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

"But, Syndrome, sir," you say, "what if I don't want to write dry encyclopedic twaddle?" Well, I'm glad you asked! We have many side projects here, such as UnScripts for budding young Shakespeares, UnNews for our cub reporters, or even Image Request if you're more of a potato chopper than a writer. The possibilities here are endless!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Wikipedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:36, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ah, what he ^ said. Anyway, welcome and such; if you need any hlep feel free to ask. (I can even explain the difference between Userspace and Mainspace if you like.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:35 (UTC)
Thanks for the offer, but no thanks. I'm usually too impatient to wait for answers so I'll be running off to find my own way of doing things, not that I don't appreciate any kind of help. The kinds of trouble I usually have are categories, formatting (the fancy kind) and pictures (I had a papercut when I tried potatochopping...). But the fatter of the mact is that my ADD kicks in every 5 minutes and I always experience briter's wloc at about 4.30pm, when I HAVE to go back to work or risk spending the night in the office.
Hey you sound like me: Get shot and asked questions later. (My ADD makes me leave notes on people's talk pages.) Anytrail the offer still stands, ask (for help) and you shall receive.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  28 Jan 2010 ~ 07:51 (UTC)
Well, if I epicly stuck on something, I'll ask. Really appreciate the offer --Sakai4eva 07:54, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit PEE Review

Hi Sakai4eva, first of all, thanks for taking the time to contribute to PEE review, we always appreciate people taking the time to help out other writers. However in future if you see an article in the queue, check that someone else hasn't said they will review it when you decide to, not doing so can lead to all sorts of problems. The review you did earlier, for example, had a booking from me on it and while I don't mind reviewing a different one, other people may be half way through a review or may just be upset that what they said was ignored.

Thanks, I hope to see you contribute more in future. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:14, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pee Reviewed your bear

I Pee Reviewed Asian Black Bear based on version 4348912 of 13:00, January 22, 2010. I hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:25, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 4th February 2010

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edit Sandbox page


I went ahead and made you a sandbox page in your userspace so that you can work on the Butter v. toast article. Once you're done, you can use this sandbox to work on future projects.

also I did not do anything to the current butter v. toast page in case you were wondering.

here's the link User:Sakai4eva/Sandbox1

anyways, if you have any questions, hit me up at my talk page.

--Sir Skinfan13 Talk {< CUN RotM FBotM VFH ΥΣΣ Maj. SK >} 00:44 EST 6 Feb, 2010

edit Hey

You've been nommed for Noob of the Month. Go vote for yourself n00b! ;P —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 00:21, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I could? Hmmm... maybe it's time to stop faking modesty... --Sakai4eva 03:16, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Classy comment on the page. No other real good noobs as competition yet (RC Murphy, if you don't know, is a joke vote or a none-of-the-above vote, he's nominated every month). Nice to have you around. Enjoy, Aleister in Chains 4:04 7 Feb. MMX
Well, much more enjoyment could/would be had if I don't have to work... v(^.^)v --Sakai4eva 07:01, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

A bit late, but here it is. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:39, February 7, 2010 (UTC)

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Sakai4eva, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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edit UnSignpost 11th February 2010

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edit Is there anybody out there?

Say, you jumped right in, impressed us, and disappeared. I hope you aren't lying at the bottom of the lake or something. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:10, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Work finally caught up with me... I've been trying to write in my spare time but i've been dragging my laptop into the bathroom too often lately... I have a lot of ideas spinning in my head but just couldn't find the time to flesh it out. -- 11:05, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Work? Isn't that like where you do stuff, and somebody pays you money for it? Unlike Uncyclopedia where you do stuff, and nobody pays you money for it? I should try that sometime. (Seriously, if you want to work on articles but don't have the time to do one by yourself and are willing to work with some weirdos, you might want to consider Imperial Colonization). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:18, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah... focus on the money part... ($).($) --Sakai4eva 23:04, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congrats

On the feature! Looking forward to more of your work. That is, if you have time. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:42, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

It is, truly, an honor to be considered as one of the finest Uncyclopedian. Unfortunately, my boss begs to differ and maintains that I stick to the project I've been assigned in addition to my various mundane day-to-day tasks. Once again, from the bottom of my broken, battered, and bleeding (but immensely proud) heart, thank you --Sakai4eva 11:32, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

I just wanted to say that I enjoyed your article very much! Keep up the good work.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Mar 2010 ~ 03:51 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

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edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

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edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

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edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

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edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--ChiefjusticeXBox 21:25, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:47, 1 May 2010

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:22, 24 June 2010

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 12:23, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:02, Jul 9

edit Re one of your Top 10 of 2009 votes from January 2010

Better late than never, or at least that's the thought. (Sorry about the length of this, by the way.) Horribly belated thanks for voting 2001: A Space Odyssey into #2 of 2009! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:54 16 Jul 2010]

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:26, 16 July 2010

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticeXBox 14:07, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

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edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeXBox 12:09, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

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