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Strummer

Joe Strummer thanks you for registering and wishes you luck in your endeavors.

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edit Thank You

it was so nice of you to welcome me to the Community SSA 11:03, October 21, 2010 (UTC)

try to test your sig A@@ 01:39, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
Phase 1.1 A@@ SSA 01:44, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
Test 2.01 Well -- that did not WORK A@@ SSA 02:09, February 4, 2011 (UTC)
/Well Dat werked even WoRsT [User:SSA/Sig01] 02:53, February 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wisdom from Modusoperandi on the Passing of Riker (NoGreatLoss)

see I'am No Expert ...an Uncyclopedian's first edits always suck. They're fresh-faced and mostly sober, new in off the street, and they've never had to write comedy before. It takes practice, experience, and the steely resolve provided by the crushing and nihilism inducing weight of a life lived in failure before they can write goodly. I mean, expecting to be awesome right off the bat is like expecting to be a master juggler with no practice. It doesn't happen. If you think it does, you're only running headfirst up against the wall of disappointment. Which puts you a third of the way to being funny. (The other two steps are failure in love and failure in school or work. The fourth of the three steps is maintaining a childlike view of the world, full of whimsy and rainbows and ponies, and from that being able to find the humour in things that aren't necessarily funny. The fifth is learning how to analyse comedy and coming up with the joke without analysing comedy and killing the joke, which is tough to do. The sixth step is Southern Comfort. You'll understand when you're older) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:44, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

WowSSA 17:49, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 13 January 2011

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:44, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 3 February 2011

edit Signature

Wee you trying to create a signature? If so. make sure you create your signature in User:SSA/sig instead of SSA/sig. You wouldn't want it to get deleted sir(Mam?). The preceding unsigned comment was added by Omnifluff (talk • contribs)

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:28, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:16, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:44, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:10, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:11, 17 March 2011

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:15, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:17, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:21, 21 April 2011

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:24, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:18, 5 May 2011

test of new sigSSA

Profoundly-ugly-woman I am doing It Wrong Again ..Or Did I

This is not mY's current signature. To see it, go here. Or to see a Former later one, go HERE.

Or to see one SSA had totally forgoten about, go There. 17:17, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:46, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:11, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:16, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeDS 07:13, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:21, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:01, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:18, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:01, 3 November 2011

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