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edit Sonichu

Hi Spike! Could you, please, restore Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Sonichu? Even though the article to be reviewed has been deleted, this page was one of the reviews Chief did for the Pee Week competition and so we need for history, archives and proof of Chief's victory (so far), if it is needed. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:24, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

There you go. Nuke is such a blunt weapon. Spıke ¬ 17:27 2-Dec-14
Thanks! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:28, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

edit Bitcoin rulez but it didn't cause me laughs sorry

I was linking to the article because I like Bitcoin and I appreciate any of the Bitcoin community's efforts into creating a fun article. I would love for people to have input on your article but I think I can write another one which is also for another audience. The cool thing with Bitcoin is that we have a huge number of audiences. We want all kinds of communities to join us, even those that are lead by super villains. I don't know if it was your idea to put the melons in the Bitcoin article but I didn't see a humorous way that it is made fun of, but then of course everybody's humour is different(nah, maybe removing the melons altogether to do proper censorship). I say, keep the article as it is and continue working on it as was originally intended. I don't find it adequate but instead of complaining about it I thought I'll link to it from the Bitcoin talk page and then become very famous on uncyclopedia and then you may even replace the whole Bitcoin article with my new great idea that will make everybody laugh. I was not sent by Anita Sarkeesian to write this btw. Reinakamoto (talk) 05:11, December 8, 2014 (UTC)

Hello and welcome! It is true that people's sense of humor differs. Bitcoin was voted to run on our main page and is assumed not to need new help being funny. The "melons" relates to the "computing problem" with which people mine Bitcoins. Reading your post and your user page gives me the impression that you have not arrived to help us build a satire encyclopedia but to write a Bitcoin article to suit yourself, until you found the space taken. There is room for another article on Bitcoin, and the existing article can link to a new one. Spıke ¬ 12:26 8-Dec-14

edit Uncyclopedia:The Article Whisperer

Hi Spike! The next competition (the Article Whisperer) is planned for the end of December. Could you, please, unlock the competition's page so I can update it?

By the way, I saw your last message and I am searching for a suitable image. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:17, December 12, 2014 (UTC)

There you go. You saw that I wrote "Barf in the cinema"? Spıke ¬ 17:21 12-Dec-14
Thanks! Your new section is very good and I can see you did some research. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:56, December 12, 2014 (UTC)

edit Urgent!

Some vandal named Samwight is wreaking havoc on english illogicopedia. Basically just changing all content with repetitive "hihicool", phucked up 500 pages in the space of less than 2 hours...I'm afraid he's wrote a bot or something. Cant post on illogico for 2 reaons: 1. it's users are available less regularly than here. 2. He's not leaving user n' talk pages from his rampage either!

Could you PLEASE get a crat there to ban him and revert all his edits?

117.233.45.239 18:41, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

I am nothing special on Illogicopedia. Hoping someone sees this.... Spıke ¬ 18:43 15-Dec-14
You saw what he did right? There wont be any powerful illogicopedian online at least until next morning by my local time (and right now it's 12:15am). Gawd knows how much damage he'll have done by then.
I'm neither a admin/crat there nor a programmer/hacker so I've no idea how to tackle this attack.
Anyways, thanks for caring. np.

117.233.45.239 18:47, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

I did not see what he did, and I cannot do anything about it anyway. For your own peace of mind, read our UN:VIP to see how easy it will be for an Admin there to undo the damage. Spıke ¬ 19:02 15-Dec-14

Okay they've fixed it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by 117.227.177.204 (talk • contribs)

edit Wheely Willy

Hello again! I just found out that the best wanted page, after This page does not exist, is Wheely Willy (a celebrity dog as some quick research shows, that even has a Wikipedia article). The red link shows that you deleted the page as vanity: so I just wanted to know if it was the topic or the content that you found was vanity. That's just that I am supposed to make a list of best requested articles for the Article Whisperer and it seems pointless to propose to Uncyclopedians to write about a celebrity dog especially if we already had a decent version. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:33, December 16, 2014 (UTC)

Wheely Willy is (also) the name of a notorious vandalizer of Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia, and the article I deleted had nothing to do with a celebrity dog and everything to do with the vandal's autobiography. Spıke ¬ 20:29 16-Dec-14
Ah, ok! Thanks for signing up! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:30, December 20, 2014 (UTC)
It might be better to remove this from UN:REQ rather than enlist someone to write an article on it, because if we get one again, I presume the vandal will be back to turn it into a chronicle of himself (him being, after all, a vandal). Some of the stuff is on UN:REQ simply from red-links in popular templates (and in one case, a red-link in a user signature). While I am fine with the creation of any funny new article, the right solution might be to clean up templates, as I did a little of, a short time ago. Spıke ¬ 16:13 20-Dec-14
The list of these 303 links largely points to articles that end with {{Mass Media}} or {{Cars}}, but I don't see Wheely Willy actually used in either one. Spıke ¬ 17:17 20-Dec-14
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