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edit Deletions

If you're going to delete all my contributions, then it's pointless me contributing. Pharmakeus (talk) 15:42, May 2, 2016 (UTC)

If this concerns your contribution at Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!, please read UN:LIST. You added a section with a list of the same joke told eight different ways. In addition, this was a Featured Article, voted to appear on our main page, and these are assumed not to need new help being funny (and especially new help being unfunny). In fact, your 1-May work was a rapid-fire sequence of vandal-quality edits with no Edit Summaries that were of uniformly low quality, ranging from additions that qualified as wisecracks to adding two large paragraphs of gibberish at Kenny McCormick, and I blocked you for 8 hours, indicating that it would be better if you sobered up before continuing. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:18 2-May-16

edit Deleting template

Hi, what's the deleting template? I dunno, and don't want to read that all English stuff. Cheers! User:Suchareq/podpis 23:36, May 7, 2016 (UTC)

Apologies for replying in English. Do not put a template inside a page and expect anyone to notice. List a page on QVFD if there are reasons for quick administrative deletion (such as, you created it in error). If it is an established page and you simply don't like it, nominate it at UN:VFD. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:04 8-May-16

edit An old acknowledgement

Open source comedians! This link is from August 2015 but I hadn't seen it. The page link is for The Spoon version. http://www.wow247.co.uk/2015/08/17/best-satire-sites/ --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:17, May 11, 2016 (UTC)

They list us last among their 9 Ingenious Satire Sites, as our frame of being "another Wikipedia" leads them to regard us as niche humor. Are we one big inside joke? (Humor for readers who want to see Wikipedia being ridiculed) Spıke Radiomicrophone13:25 11-May-16
Inside joke or an Inside Job! My name is Jimbo Wales! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:22, May 11, 2016 (UTC)

edit What's worth salvaging on Freddy Krueger?

I think the Muppet bit is a good thread to follow; though I don't know how long that can last, right now it's just a brief aside to a bunch of scat, gay rape jokes and typos. I wasn't sure if blanking the page except for a sentence or two would require listing at VFD, and this is definitely an article we should have, even if it mostly sucks right now. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:11, May 13, 2016 (UTC)

Nothing is worth saving; please take it to VFD and start work on a replacement. Spıke Radiomicrophone08:32 13-May-16

Sorry about blanking the page I wasn't sure if I was supposed to wait til after the vote closed to change it. Do you think the replacement stub I've been working on is any good? Irritable of contents (talk) 19:54, May 13, 2016 (UTC)

You are allowed to improve the page while it is under ballot, not vandalize it entirely unless you win the ballot. The replacement page is starting nicely. Comb the existing page to see if there are any useful comedy concepts amid the cruft; also check at WP:Freddy Krueger. I see quickly that there has been a Franchise Reboot and an adaptation to a video game. Once you have a decent page, you could hijack these concepts to tug your material in any desired additional directions. Spıke Radiomicrophone20:39 13-May-16
Thanks for your help organizing the replacement article, even more so than apostrophes, dividing things better into more closely connected paragraphs and sections is something I really need to work on. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:50, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
You're welcome; I added the section headings merely because your run of text was too long without visual distractions. But a good section organization can also show you what the article is missing and what aspects of the character to work on next. It can also show whether any text is mis-placed, and correcting that can result in a smoother read. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:14 21-May-16

edit The Big Bang Theory (TV series)

SPIKE, why is it that whenever I post something it is immediately deleted, yet the rest of the article (which I also posted, btw) which is along the same lines is not? Why not just delete the entire article and let somebody you like take over? Haven't you got anything better to do than cyberbullying? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 67.247.51.135 (talk • contribs)

Accusing an admin of cyberbullying when he is simply adminning is not a smart thing to do, because the next thing that will likely happen is a Ban. We would have given you more of an explanation had you actually bothered to register with a user name. Besides, we have procedures for deleting articles around here, and admins don't just delete established articles because they don't like them. Instead, the article is placed on VFD for a vote. If your contribution was deleted, it was probably because it made a bad article worse, or was inconsistent with the rest of the article in some way. Meanwhile, read our "ignorable" policies, it will give you something to do while you wait out your ban. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:37, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
If you are the original author, as you claimed on the article's talk page with additional insults, you should have logged in with your original username. Otherwise, we have no way to know who you are. A patroller does not always see whether the entire article is of poor quality; I merely looked at your edits and saw that they were of poor quality. Spıke Radiomicrophone04:04 14-May-16

edit UnScripts:The West Wing Season 1 Episode 20: The Bridge Between Our Noses

Hey. I remember promising a rewrite of the article within a few days' time to appeal to a more general audience, but I've run into some writer's block. I've made some changes, but the problem is nowhere near fixed. Is there any advice you can give me to keep the page alive?

Thanks!-- Princelogo [The user formerly known as Makefolkslaugh] 22:04, May 15, 2016 (UTC)

Again: I don't watch the show. I told you what I think it needed. Am not going to finish it for you. We have other examples of fanfiction, "Scripts I wish they had written," awaiting a vote for deletion. Good luck with the others you have asked. No one is moving to delete yours before you can finish it. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:46 15-May-16

edit Abuse filter

Hi. I'd like to apologize for my poopsmithing absence which forced you to do it yourself. I kept forgetting about it, but I'll now try to fix that.

There's a problem - abuse filter did not let me poopsmith "Trans-Brazilian HighGAYway" article, because it found the word "GAY". Maybe you should make the filter bypass users which have rollback privilege? Expert 3222 00:34, May 22, 2016 (UTC)

Oh, it's worse than that; I gave Irritable of contents the obligatory 24-hour ban when he elected to do your job for you! I don't know what software is blocking "GAY" but it is not the old Regex filter that I got tired of (as it coached our vandals on exactly what vandalism they were being punished for, which led to evasions). It affects me too. The only way I could even vote or close the ballot is to edit the entire page instead of that specific section. It seems to be triggered on that word appearing in the Edit Summary, even as the section heading. If this work-around does not work for you, I can see to it later. Welcome back! Spıke Radiomicrophone00:41 22-May-16
By the way, to quibble, it is not Special:AbuseFilter but some sorcery at Wikia. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:43 22-May-16

It worked. Thanks! Expert 3222 00:51, May 22, 2016 (UTC)

edit The Freemasons are after us

See my exchange on this page with Evil Empire representative - Brandon Rhea about another devil backed conspiracy - The Masons! Seems someone there has taken exception at Uncyclopedia's article about them. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:58, May 27, 2016 (UTC)

Already documented in Worst 100 Reflections on 2016, and I am in after you with a little clean-up on the page. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:01 27-May-16
Yes. The actual article on the page is a bit so-so, that needs a lot improvement. Will do. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:08, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
One of several pages set upon by youngsters with the goal not to make it funny but to make it relate to masturbation. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:16 27-May-16
All praise to Onan. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:27, May 27, 2016 (UTC)

edit Spike

Are you a dog? You've got such a comical name. What species are you? I ain't no troll. 68.100.225.166 21:03, May 27, 2016 (UTC)

No troll? Could have fooled me. Your only other edit replaced a sentence that sort of made sense with a sentence that didn't, and your presence here seems to be an effect of my undoing your edit. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:37 28-May-16

edit Ezimodos

Spike- How are those riddles, they are perfectyl valid jokes, - grand high pope of ducks The preceding unsigned comment was added by 62.252.189.70 (talk • contribs)

If you are Grand High Pope Of Ducks — and you could log in and/or read the note I left you regarding signing and dating your posts to talk pages — then all of your contributions were attempts to perpetuate "Ezimodos" in our articles. As this is "Sodomize" spelled backwards, and especially since it offers no particular amusement to our general reader, I undid your work. I told you this, too, on your talk page, before you went on to do more of the same. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:59 29-May-16

edit Ralph Nader

Well, sorry for adding annoying stuff to Ralfie's page. The part about him dying and not being missed, along with the comment that not even his clone vote for him was a little edgy. I wasn't ranting. I was trying to make the article even more against Ralph Nader as it already has a point about him being terrible. Actually, he's my role model because he don't take any **** from the monopolies (that's why I did his article first). I think I should have uncapitilise any CAPS I wrote in. I read your comment about not putting anything on the bottom, but I don't know where to put it.

On the side, can I have your email (If am allowed to). I need to talk about banning someone for insulting our Romartus. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lad Maximillianus (talk • contribs)

As I wrote on your talk page, your contribution "read as though you were much more interested in convincing the reader of an opinion you have than you were in amusing him." Your comment above confirms this. The focus should be to write funny stuff. I read your comment to "our" Romartus. Considering that the alleged offense apparently occurred in 2010 and the offender has left us, you ought not to try so hard to stir up trouble before making a positive contribution. Romartus has notoriously thick skin, whereas I am notorious for banning nuisances from editing. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:50 30-May-16

edit Bernie Sanders on VFH

I nominated the Bernie Sanders article too early mostly because it was comparitively better than Tourette's Syndrome or Chris Christie....I have the feeling in a week and definitely in the next month the Bernie Sanders page will have a considerable amount of additional material to draw from one way or another; even if it's just the words adding the words the end; and that speculating on it is now is like me calling Bill Clinton the first lord. Nikau was talking about the peak on the Chris Christie VFH discussion. My bad, should I delete the VFH for an article prone to soon change or should I keep it up. I'd rather it just not be up yet cause I don't really feel it's good enough to be featured yet, jut more so than a few of the other articles up for being featured. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:18, May 30, 2016 (UTC)

The correct response to crappy articles nominated on VFH is to vote No, not to take it as open season to nominating anything slightly less crappy. Bernie Sanders is crappy; Intro is a string of insults, likewise a lot of the article, except that Simsilikesims worked in a section that fails Poe's Law and concedes Bernie's worldview. Section 1 gropes for ways to make fun of his name. Your Edit Summary suggests that you nominated it considering the political calendar, more soapboxing.
Just strike your nomination and explain why. It can always be renominated later. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:32 31-May-16

edit I didn't add the Mario and Luigi are gay video

My contribs says I did though. Can you tell who else is logged in as me right now? I will probably need a new password. Irritable of contents (talk) 02:06, May 31, 2016 (UTC)

Wikia has converted to a system where videos are brought into the wiki "for faster rendering" rather than having users sent to an external website. This is achieved by a bot triggered when anyone edits the page, accompanied by a forged log entry. No one has broken into your account. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:22 31-May-16
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