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I suggest

If you're planning to make lots of small edits, either:

  1. Move your article here while you edit and then move it back into the mainspace when you're done. The article can't be deleted if you move it to that link.
  2. Make the edits all at once and use the "preview" button more.

ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:06 14 August 2010]

Also things like "Neo Geo is a console released in 1990 by the video gaming company known as SNK, or Silly Nigger Kids. It was designed to bring the arcade experience home, but in all reality it was an overpriced piece of crap." make it seem to me that this is just a hatey/personal grudge article. —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:11 14 August 2010]

Thank you very much for the suggestion! I will change that, and sorry I let that slip! The preceding unsigned comment was added by S3ahawk (talk • contribs)

That's okay. Remember to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~). Pop by my talkpage if you want to ask anything. —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [16:32 14 August 2010]

Pee

Your review is done. —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:13 14 August 2010]

So I saw. Thank you very much! I tackled a more familiar subject with Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Guilty Gear while waiting for your insights, and I feel a tad better about it due to my familiarity with the series/fighting games in general. You are welcome to check it out, but you have already done more than enough for me. Expect a much better Neo Geo article! The preceding unsigned comment was added by S3ahawk (talk • contribs)

I will indeed have a look at it at some point. Remember to sign posts with four tildes (~~~~) after every comment you make. It generates your username and a date. But yes! Neo Geo could be a very good article with some work. Please keep up Uncycing! —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:24 14 August 2010]

Guile

Hey dude just looked over the new Guile article it looks great, take a stab and put it out there for VFH of course you can wait for someone else to pee review yours again. But I think you might as well go for it and see what happens. Also if you get a chance mind doing a pee review for either my article on Lucy Pinder or The Last Man on Earth? --Dr. Fenwick 22:28, August 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

For that vote on VFH! Cheers! —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:24 19 August 2010]

Welcome

Hi, and welcome to the Show from the minors. Good start, was Guile on your site-to-remain-namesless website? I'll give it a good read later. You will meet tons of good people here (four, each of whom weigh app. 500 pounds apiece). Enjoy! Aleister 11:54 19 8

I saw the Guile article there before writing mine. I thought it was a tad shallow and lacked any sophisticated humor, so I kind of decided to go my own way with it. Thanks for the welcome though, and I appreciate your praise! Hopefully you enjoy the in-depth read, and I am always open to hear how it can be improved!

S3ahawk 20:59, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

The Last Man on Earth

Thanks for the review I'm for sure going to go through and look for the spelling and grammar mistakes and will take your advice on changing the Hooters thing around a bit. I'm still thinking about the Beyonce thing lol. But thanks for your review, appreciate it. --Dr. Fenwick 15:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the Pee Review!

Thanks for the Pee Review! I took it seriously and made a lot of edits to the article. Hope you like it now!

Thanks dude for reviewing Lucy Pinder sorry that Guile struck out this time. I really appreciate your advice on the Pinder article and will try and touch it up a bit for a future run in the VFH. --Dr. Fenwick 05:12, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Arceus will rain down on me his gratitude...

...as I have reviewed Arceus here. --Some Idiot Image002 00:26, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hello, sir

Hey, my article Justin Bieber. The guy NOT to be. needs some work and I was wondering if you can review it and edit it a little bit. Please reply.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:12, August 21, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

Hello, madam

(I saw Hello, sir and thought I'd mix it up, you see). You are doing some good stuff and seem to be fitting in well. If there is anything at all I can help you with, then please don't hesitate to ask/tell. You can leave me a message here. Keep it up. —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [18:38 21 August 2010]

Thanks

Thanks, dude. I really needed some help. And for that, I present you with this:

Achmed the Dead Terrorist by Kalesta This crazed man is a terrorist. So bow down to him, or he will kill you.

Its a template I made and I want people to use them as part the new templates of Uncyclopedia. Be sure to go to edit, copy this template, and paste it on your user page. Because you have great advice for me, and I will sure enough to listen to every word of that advice.

If you want to see other templates I made, go here:

User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist/MyTemplate Be sure to use them on other articles and user pages too.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 19:14, August 21, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

What happens when you want to give that to a woman? —ASSHAT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:56 21 August 2010]

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the review and enthusiastic nomination! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:02 24 Aug 2010]

The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:49 26 Aug 2010]

Your article

I have moved it to here as the maintenance tag you had placed on it had expired and it had become eligible for deletion in mainspace. If you have any questions about then feel free to let me know. --ChiefjusticePSX 06:06, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks For Subscribing!

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Thanks for your vote, and your exquisite taste in parodic genre. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:10, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:48, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

Your article

I have moved it here as the maintenance template you placed on it had expired and your article is still unsuitable for mainspace. If you have any questions about this then you can leave them on my talk page. --ChiefjusticePSX 11:26, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Your Why? article has also been moved, as the work in progress tag has expired which makes it a candidate for deletion. However, you've made a respectable start on it and since very few Whys are written - making it a right pain in the arse for me to choose something to feature on the Why? portal every Saturday - I've saved it. I hope you'll finish it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:48, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

I also removed your graphic image of Ron Goldman. Slasher pics and graphic dead body wounds are for ED, not here, it's one of the things that separate us from the rabble over there. If you have anymore like that, please delete them. Thanks. Aleister 11:30 18 9

Why?:Buy A ShamWow

Review is here; hopefully you'll come back and get a chance to make use of it (or try to; sorry about the rambling)... er... yeah. And sorry it took so long to get reviewed, at that. Cheers, at any rate. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101011 - 06:49 (UTC)

And I reviewed the one on them black fellas. I plead tiredness and an excess of distractions. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 06:17, October 16, 2010 (UTC) (UTC)

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