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edit UnCyc Receipt
This is to confirm your order for -
- 1 Pineapple - Y3
- 1 Freedom - Y100
Order #0001 - Paid in Full: Y103 - Confirmed. - -Dial the Gate 03:44, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
edit Thanks muchly for voting
For voting, I award you this award.
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?|
|Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!|
03:40, Aug 17, 2007
edit Thanks For voting!(again)
For voting for my page, I award you this template:
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.|
|Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!|
Thanks again,19:18, Aug 19, 2007
THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.
edit Thanks a lot!
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111113######################HHHHHHHHPPPPaaaAAAKKVVV<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>DSSSSSSJVO###!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111122222222!!!!!!!!!111 :D --THE 12:48, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
edit Heeeee's Baaaack...
Osama, I mean. Nope, I don't care, either.
|The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?|
|Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!|
-01:38, Oct 17
edit Merry Xmas!
|Bonner would like to wish you
a Merry Christgame
edit And again
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.
edit Merry Christmas
|Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch|
edit A molestar vengo
Pues nada, vengo a molestar ,
cómo no, xD. A ver si conozco a los de Uncy, -_-U . Un beso. Maleboocado
edit If you want it so badly