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edit Finally!

No archive file? Spıke ¬ 07:51,08:10 15-Oct-14

See above. Archive 22. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:12, October 15, 2014 (UTC)

D'oh! am running with Hide Logs. Spıke ¬ 08:27 15-Oct-14

edit Greggs

Your vote to keep this article makes it 3-1 Symbol keep vote Keep. I closed the vote and scrubbed up the article, softening the company motto from "Providing shit to scum" to "Scones for Scum" and taking it in a few new directions, such as a mention of the proposed "Greggs Moment" offshoot. Given the less awful motto, we (=you) could almost re-Shoop their logo. Wouldn't that attract some publicity? Spıke ¬ 14:27 15-Oct-14

PS--Never mind. Anton199 has now changed the supposed motto entirely, this one bearing some relation to their real-world one.

Can we get you back to UnNews after two weeks? The alternative is for me to write another pre-election anti-Ebola -Obama rant to do for the Republicans what they don't seem willing to do for themselves. Incidentally, I decided to take the piss out of my U.S. senator; would you please look in and see if it offers any amusement to people unfamiliar with the issues? Spıke ¬ 14:58 19-Oct-14

I was considering some new UnNews articles. I will try out some ideas tomorrow. Regards the Greggs logo, I would have kept the message 'Providing shit to scum'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:37, October 19, 2014 (UTC)
I agree with Romartus. It works well with the British stereotype of Greggs. Pre-election? Are both our nations going to have big elections next year then? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:42, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
USA Presidential elections are in 2016. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:44, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
Ah right. Spike's obviously so desperate for change he's deluded himself into thinking they are just round the corner. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:50, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
President Hillary Clinton for 2016! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:31, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
Can't say I'd agree but she'd probably be better than anything the Republicans throw up. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:26, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
"Throw up"...uhmm...that's an unpleasant thought! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:52, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
I, on the contrary, entirely agree with what The Guardian said about the previous message: "Classist, crass and a far cry from the company’s actual slogan: “Always fresh. Always tasty.”" Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:10, October 23, 2014 (UTC)

For youse's information, the entire U.S. House of Representatives and one-third the U.S. Senate (including one of my two Senators) are to be voted on, Tuesday after next. Repeating, I'd appreciate any feedback on my new pages on northeaster Senators (three, now, mentioned at Template:Recent). I don't expect them to be maximally funny in your hemisphere, but at least you can tell me if they come off as humor rather than rant.

That the Guardian faults us for disparaging its cherished lower classes, we can do little about. That it was "a far cry from the company's actual slogan" was a problem: All our disparagement ought to have a hook to Real Life. Spıke ¬ 17:53 23-Oct-14

Well BBC Radio 4 has no problem with jokes about Greggs and their panel shows involve actual Communists as guests, I trust their judgement of humour more than the unhumorous Champagne Socialists write the Guardian. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:01, October 23, 2014 (UTC)
But the problem was that "providing shit to scum" isn't a joke and isn't funny! Yes, it probably reflects the British stereotype about Greggs but it isn't ridiculing it in any way, just stating it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:09, October 24, 2014 (UTC)
'Champagne socialists'. Yep, bring back the whippets and pints of Mild Bitter. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:28, October 24, 2014 (UTC)
As a reader of the Guardian, I am quite disgusted by their attack on Uncyclopedia's comedy so I will do the most revolutionary thing a champagne socialist can do and write to the BBC (who obviously own the Guardian) to complain. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:46, October 25, 2014 (UTC)
Scott, stop being so serious! And if you aren't being serious, then stop being so un-serious! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, October 25, 2014 (UTC)
I am very serious about this issue. And to show that I am my letter will be no ordinary letter. It will be a strongly worded letter. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:14, October 26, 2014 (UTC)
Good luck with it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:57, October 26, 2014 (UTC)

edit Tax rebate for Foreign Nationals

Would you please take a look at this? I think new user Sirrenderbarai is trying to be funny, but he's not doing a good job of it.

Also, I found your lead at Talk:William F. Buckley. Spıke ¬ 18:23 24-Oct-14

edit UnNews:Americans receive "privatized" fireworks show

I renamed your UnNews of today, as none of us have heard of the town of Wallop and the pun was a stretch. Spıke ¬ 14:12 29-Oct-14

edit Gay Dragons' Hall

Uncyclopedian Jm3106jr asks me on my talk page to restore text I deleted from Oxford University pursuant to the rule, "We don't care about your high school" and presumably, not about your residence hall either. Would you please evaluate this? It still seems to me like a big inside joke not fit for our pages. Spıke ¬ 17:14 29-Oct-14

OK.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:52, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
Looks like a vanity edit in my view by Jm3106jr. Cruft rule applies. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:54, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
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