User talk:Romartus

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edit Springtime Competition

Just a reminder to judge the articles as agreed. Apologies, British General Election got in the way. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:47, May 10, 2015 (UTC)

edit Your vandal

Your vandal this afternoon has the earmarks of Poophead (search my talk page). Broadening Abuse Filter 13 may have discouraged him from registering new Poopheads. Spıke Ѧ 22:25 10-May-15

edit User creation log

Might be working again! Spıke Ѧ 00:31 11-May-15

It has been working for awhile (at least a month or more). I thought you had noticed? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:01, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

I had not; I usually run with Hide Logs, as logs are mostly me deleting stuff and banning Anons. British General Election got in the way? Do you now have a seat in Parliament, then? or are you in a Shadow Cabinet? (Liquor cabinet?) Do finish your judging; we had a week of great contributions, who seem to be cooling their heels now and waiting for the results. Spıke Ѧ 13:26 11-May-15

Yes, my bad. Got involved with Brit GE. Sorrows thoroughly back to Unc work. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:06, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
Campaigning for Howling Laud Hope no doubt. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 18:53, May 11, 2015 (UTC)

Thanks for the positive feedback on all entries! But I think you must put them in sequence, and for extra credit, merge that with the Chief's sequencing, perhaps using my Helpful Wikitable, or I will lay this on Anton199 and who knows when it will happen. Spıke Ѧ 00:24 13-May-15

edit Noble gases

Wow, you voted for my article in second place and I didn't even have to show you my boobs. I bet mine are better than Jonny appleseed's. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:20, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

That's why you came second Miley, though it was more 'moobage' than 'boobage' from Jonny. Next time Miley. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:48, May 14, 2015 (UTC)

edit Interview with a black supremacist

Time is up for this one on ICU. There is a funny point in here, waiting to get out, but a script of a shouting-match that puts words into a celebrity's mouth that he would not say, is not a funny way to do it. Would you please decide what to do with it? Spıke Ѧ 13:15 22-May-15

edit UnNews:Letterman thrown in dumpster hours after final 'Late Show' episode‎

Could you add a link to UnNews:Hours After 'Late Show' Final Episode, David Letterman Thrown in Dumpster to the Main page? I didn't know who to ask so I'll ask another admin too so whoever sees this first. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:54, May 22, 2015 (UTC)

I believe SPIKE answered your call Miley. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:35, May 22, 2015 (UTC)
Did not, neither; just renamed it and applied a little house style (no excess capital letters in page names). I know Miley would not be caught dead listening to Rush Limbaugh, but her take on the news was almost exactly Rush's, and nearly all of the funny is in the Source: the amazing extent to which Letterman's network friends seem to be of the fair-weather variety, Miley adding the angle that Letterman was in the chair when it reached the dumpster. This one needs more work.
I don't listen to Rush much; I think that band broke up before I was born. :P The title change is fine, except I thought "Dumpster" was still a trademark like Coke or Claritin so had to be capitalized, but I just looked it up and they lost their trademark. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:40, May 23, 2015 (UTC)

edit Spike broke all the CSS, but fortunately only for two days

Separately, at about 15:00 UTC, someone at Wikia changed something (so did I, but only in the UnNews space). My personal orders removing the sidebar and Wikia ads now are removing everything, including the edit tab, the Rollback All button, My Contributions, everything. It will take time to figure out how to adapt, and it might all snap back to normal tomorrow. Spıke Ѧ 23:21 22-May-15

I have fixed the above, but our thumbnail illustrations no longer resemble Wikipedia, the "edit" buttons on sections no longer render as "[edit]" like Wikipedia, and the Village Dump listing is screwed up too. I can't tell whether they changed the page rendering or whether our MediaWiki:Common.css is no longer being invoked. I have a call in to Wikia as of Saturday morning (but it is a three-day holiday here). Spıke Ѧ 14:26 24-May-15

My fault! trailing double-quote instead of semicolon at the end of a standing order in MediaWiki:Common.css disabled most of the site-wide CSS for two days. Have asked Wikia to cancel the ticket. Spıke Ѧ 19:03 24-May-15

OK. Firing Squad order rescinded! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:32, May 24, 2015 (UTC)

Wikia acknowledged and stood down in seven minutes. Spıke Ѧ 19:39 24-May-15

edit VFD

You have only one vote on the current small crop of articles on VFD (and ScottPat replied with a request for justification, which I second). In particular, Where are my keys? requires only one more vote to leave the building. 14:20 Thanks! Spıke Ѧ 19:04 24-May-15

edit Re: Now We Are Six

In fact, it's five and done, so cash these two guys out and let's rack up the pages for a new month (or other indefinite period). Spıke Ѧ 22:14 25-May-15

OK. Till the next Quarter. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:15, May 25, 2015 (UTC)


  • New user Karlstonecold arrived (at this and one other website) and planted at WWE what Puppy would call a "fanboy rant." I userspaced it and he told me to shut up, though that is expected when {{Oh Dear}} is given, but he is continuing to edit it in userspace. You are welcome to look in.
  • New user Bobby Ketchum has, on his user page, a vanity page, which is all right, but it starts out just as a mainspace Bobby Ketchum did (until I deleted it), which suggests he is a sock of Thosedarnkids.
  • ‎User:Protestant Coalition/Dinosaur Unionist Party is the newest in this Irish personal story arc. I userspaced it because we already had an article on the DUP and his page title was a pun. Spıke Ѧ 22:25 25-May-15
I left a suggestion on Protestant Coalition's page. See if he wants to talk to us. Karlstonecold presumably wants to do his own thing - in user space for now. Bobby Ketchum could well be a sock. See if he heads to the same areas where Thosedarnkids used to go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:36, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
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