Thank you for the changes you made. However I do not see why my ECSC joke had to be deleted as I thought that was quite funny/clever and so did Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather of the proofreading service. I won't revert it now only to ask you why you deleted that section. Thanks. Sir ScottPatUnSCUNVFH (talk) 05:48, April 28, 2013 (UTC)
Actually I see what you've done. You've just rearranged it. Thanks. Sir ScottPatUnSCUNVFH (talk) 05:52, April 28, 2013 (UTC)
Have you seen this cartoon? It's so Joseph Campbell.
Also, I was looking at your user page, and was moved to see my name in your In Memoriam section. Not to tears, mind you, as when I think of my departed father, but moved nevertheless.
During my prolonged descent into less good health, I guess I'd forgotten that I had met some really cool dudes and dudessas on Uncyc. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) 02:34, May 16, 2013 (UTC)
Hi Zim. You were always one of the best! Sorry to read your health is not so good but you are a welcome returnee! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:29, May 16, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks, dude. I have always prefered your company to belching hyenas. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) 17:31, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
Could you lock down my former talk page user_talk:Denza252 until further notice? I don't get mails since my account was compromised by someone on this site. --146.129.242.84 20:48, May 16, 2013 (UTC)
Damn it. I'm sorry bout the multipost, the network said the connection kept getting dropped every time I saved the edit... so yeah. I'm sorry about that... --146.129.242.84 20:51, May 16, 2013 (UTC)
Locked for now. Suggest you create a new user name. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 06:35, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Hi, Romartus. You couldn't possibly help me in reverting the vandals on the pages that were vandalised in last night's vandal attack, could you? Thanks. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 06:50, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks. A lot of articles are still left vandalised. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 07:14, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
The vandal used three proxies. He has been here before. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:16, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Probably the same one that attacked the night before. He'll probably be back for another round tonight. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 08:40, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
More than likely. I will report this Sannse. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:43, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Good idea. I would say that we should prepare for the vandal attack tonight but I don't know how we could prepare for it and also I'd be (and most other Brits would be) asleep so the American and Aussie's will have to deal with them. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 08:46, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Spike and Sims can check, I will also be looking too in case the Wolverhampton Wanderer does it again. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:48, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
BTW. Best to indent when replying (see other talk pages). It is the vandal's call sign. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:56, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry. Spike taught me to speak on talk pages by his way (everyone has there own indentation and stays on that). Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 09:00, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
OK. Thanks for the alert as regards today's damage and the reverting. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:07, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
I think there are still more articles with vandalism on. I was thinking about how to deal with mega vandalism attacks like this and I was thinking we ought to have some kind of bot to sort them out so we don't have to waste our lives editing afterwards. However I know nothing about programming or making bots. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 09:15, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
A humble observation from me, is that I've recently seen many sites get ddos'd, vandalized, and etc. I'm not saying there is some super secret plot or anything, but, I would leave some of the more vandalised pages unlocked, as bait for the vandal. If it were lock'd, it can't be accessed (or edited, whichever one you like). But an unlocked article can be a prime hotspot for the vandal, so it could work as bait. You don't really have to listen, its just a suggestion I'm making... --146.129.242.84 20:30, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Thank you humble IP for your suggestion. Don't worry we don't hate IPs here. Please join if you wish. Thanks. Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 20:36, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
Anon, you are always thinking of our best interests! And after we change the permissions to make vandalism easier and "lure" the vandal, what then? announce, "You're under arrest"? Spıke¬ 20:46 17-May-13
This idea had actually occurred to me, to make a "bait page" in my userspace, and maybe have you set the abuse filter to automatically ban anyone editing that page. Unfortunately, this trap could also spring on an unaware newbie. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)
To the point, banning doesn't work, as the current guy obtains new IPs with ease. All that has worked so far is to reduce the rate of his damage below the rate of our repair. At that point he ceases to be a newsmaker and the thrill is gone. Spıke¬ 02:29 18-May-13
Umm...... what? I've been in Thaiwan the last monht and I come back and find the strange stuff on my talk page and now I'm confused about what's happening. Why is my talk page blocked??!! The Infinite Otaku Emperor Denza252 02:00, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
Denza, check out User:SPIKE/2013-RFC#Denza252 acts out. Someone claimed to be you, locked out of your account by a ruse on IRC, and created several sockpuppets, one of which I banned. Spıke¬ 02:29 18-May-13
You begged me on IRC to unblock you, so I gave you 2 weeks countdown to unblocking, and now you come back and suggest that the sockpuppets were imposters? We need to know which account you really want to use, so that you can make up your mind and use that account and we can lock out the others. If your account has been hacked let us know so that you can create a new account and use the new unhacked account. Notably, you didn't use your IRC nick on the main #uncyclopedia channel, probably because it was blocked from that channel after IRC misbehavior. I wasn't there during the misbehavior to witness it, and I wasn't the one who blocked you from the IRC channel, so I can't fix that, but if your current account has been compromised, let us know, and let us know which account you plan to use in its stead. Also, your current signature STILL doesn't meet our signature standards. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 03:46, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
Someones clearly imposting me to slander my name. I don't know what's been going on while I was away but that wasn't me! This is obviously the account I'm using. Also I changed my signature to default for now so you don't have to worry about that now. Denza252 06:16, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
Wait a second, I only used to sign with that sign button, so the code didn't spill everywhere. Second, I haven't used that account, and the only reason I'm logging as an IP right now, is that my new account is still tempbanned. Of course, the reason why I'm not going into detail, is that I don't want to help the imposter. If anyone has half a brain, they would know that I would never go to Taiwan, and, since I use google chrome, it spellchecks me, so I wouldn't misspell that. And, I'm indian, hence, my first sig being the Indian Otaku. If you search logs, you'll find that as a IP, I used to sign as the Indian Otaku, or something. More details will be given after my new account is unblocked. And, I am MangaKaDenza, or TheFakeazneD525 , on IRC, and if you search logs, TheFakeazneD525, MangaKaDenza, and (while it was still my nick) Denza252, all shared the same IP. The IP that was mine. I only used either the freenode client, or more recently, kiwiirc client. If you really need more, then, PM me on there. Again, detail after I'm free to talk. --98.232.108.7 06:26, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
Are the two last comments written by two different people who both think they are Denza? Sir ScottPatCUNVFHUnS (talk) 07:16, May 18, 2013 (UTC)
Do people want to be Denza??? Spıke¬ 10:54 18-May-13
Dear Sir... I recently did an UnNews on Lindsay Lohan and it is not there and has racist remarks... Please advise. x Ticklethekeys - forget how to sign it sorry.
The site got vandalized twice last week. Hundreds of articles were affected. We are working on it. We will get to yours. If you wanted us to fix yours first, too bad, because you also forgot to include a link to the specific UnNews: There are dozens of Lindsay Lohan UnNews stories. The last one you wrote, Romartus himself repaired four days ago. But you also forgot to timestamp your message, so there's no idea whether you've seen this change, nor whether you are talking about some racism apart from the big attack. By the way, this is a wiki, anyone can edit anything, this stuff happens, and you can edit your own UnNews, or especially use the History tag to revert it to any point in the past. Forgetting is natural: Imposing on Romartus rather than trying to relearn and do it yourself is spoiled. Spıke¬ 12:13 20-May-13
I repaired the last Lohan story you wrote TickletheKeys. Is there another one? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:23, May 20, 2013 (UTC)