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I rape you like a goat rapes a goatess. Your raping has taken place upon a print-out of History of Great Britain. Rapedy rape. Aleister 18:07 16-8-'11

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Dante contemplates his navel and wonders if can add any new jokes to the Divine Comedy.

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edit I'm curious.

What does this so-called navelism have to do with belly buttons? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:29, 18 August 2011

It's about anyone or any organisation that becomes self absorbed and talks only to itself. In the UK the expression is 'contemplating one's navel'. See wikipedia:Omphaloskepsis. Navelism could equally be belly-buttonery or those advocating self-regarding articles a navelist. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:07, August 18, 2011 (UTC)
Curious or bi-curious? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Just curious. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:53, 19 August 2011
Remember that episode of Ren and Stimpy where they went inside Stimpy's bellybutton and there was a whole other world down there? Classic stuff. --Black Flamingo 20:27, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Your comments

They have been taken into account. There is now more stuff to read. Hopefully that makes it betterer. What say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:08, Aug 30

Ok I will have another look. Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:10, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Well it is finished which is good but still not propelling me towards the Ayes. Sorry. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:57, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit Test

"Test

What are you doing Dave?....--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator (Orate) 07:08, September 5, 2011 (UTC)"
I was just trying to learn a little more about how html works and how this site links together. Just practicing. Am I doing something wrong? Dave From The Best Neighborhood On Mars 23:14, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Ah..you missed my 2001 joke. Normally here we keep the conversation on one page. So you should have answered me on your talk page unless you have a different point to make. Also you need to sign your posts (see that squiggle in the box above the edit page, third in from the right?) --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:52, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
OK, thanks HAL. I got it. Sorry, I am a little slow this semester. Too many students and not enough time. Take it easy!(By the way, I did put the squiggles in for my signature, but it comes up as regular type. I need to jazz up my signature later. Dave From The Best Neighborhood On Mars 20:22, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
This sig is as close as I could get. It works in the wiki screen, but not in the sig save. What am I doing wrong??? Arrggghhhhh... Thanks! --'''[[User talk:DaveFromMars|<font color="blue">''Dave''</font> <font color=orange>''From''</font> <font color=red>Mars</font> ]][http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:DaveFromMars - <font size=small>''Speak!''</font>]''' 21:06, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
Oh...I got my sig with the help of another user. You can ask Lyrithya, Lollipop or go on IRC. All I know is you need a create page that reads DaveFromMars/sig. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:14, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
Need to check the custom signature box in your preferences, for a start. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:17, 10 September 2011
I figured it out. Thanks for the help! Mefunnyugly Dave From Mars (SPEAK!) 21:21, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit RE:

I assure you sir, I am not the person you speak of. Outstanding citizen 01:52, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

Well that's all well and good. So why are you on a site you so obviously disapprove of then? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:11, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

edit hey

You are good at adding pictures to articles. Can you look at this (it's not done yet). If you have a time, I would be grateful for your help. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 13:56, September 12, 2011 (UTC)

OK I will have a look. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:12, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
I had a look Ptok. It's not getting me inspired. Perhaps when there is more of an article there then I may do better. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:03, September 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit This talk page is bereft of templates!

Urbn bj

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers."

Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:27, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

One of the best articles this month. Enjoyed it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:17, October 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Sparta?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA!!!

Thanks for your vote. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:24, 14 October 2011

Well done! Keep your writing arm in, after all isn't that the reason why everyone is here? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:26, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, Romartus. I'll try my best. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:04, 14 October 2011

edit Battle of the Alamo

I noticed you reverted that IP's edits of Battle of the Alamo. Too bad, I guess. I sorta liked some of it.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Oct 16 '11 11:09 (UTC)

Well the best judge would have been CandidToaster but he appears to be away. It is an intelligent article in my view, it could have done with a few more tweaks before going up for VFH. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:15, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
I thought the IP was tweaking it...or was he just doing random vandalism?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Oct 16 '11 11:21 (UTC)

edit Collab?

We should work on an article together. You in? --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 16 October 2011, at 23:18

It all depends on what you have in mind but right now I have a number of articles I want to improve here first. I usually prefer to add a few lines, pictures or paragraphs if encouraged by other writers but trying to keep within the spirit and style of the article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:27, October 17, 2011 (UTC)

edit Features and more features

Hello friend, Romartus, and deers. I forgot which page of yours I added large lettering to the top of, politely asking you to please nominate some of your articles for featuring. My God man, have you seen the crap that has made it to the front page, and yet you have at least a dozen masterpieces just collecting virtual dust? Your pages shine like brillant stars twenty million light-years away, so they can hardly be seen but you really don't want to land spaceships on them. As long as the "treasure trove" here at Uncy is its collected feature stories, holding your out for ransom or whatever it is scars the very idea of the place. Or not. Anyway, I won't nom any because every time I did you pulled it and told me the page wasn't done. So.....in other stuff, I haven't been on very much and miss a few of you, and you may count yourself in that disgraced category. Keep up the good work and take as many wooden nickels as your pockets can hold. Aleister 18:36 24-10-'11

You put that on the 'good work' as you say. Well thanks to Zarbag it was finished though still looks a bit bumpy in some areas. Let the other stuff drift around this wiki for the mo...And Uncyclopedia certainly misses your input! Hope you finish that RL nonsense and come back soon...!--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit Long time, no see

I just saw your Augustus. Brilliant. Now it is on VFH. As I recall, you enjoyed old stuff, so I'll just use this chance to whore out my own Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig which is also on vfh. --Nikau 01:17, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

Ah...I saw you nommed it. I also voted for your article too. Thanks Nikau. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:14, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Guest List

Wake&bakewDrStrange
Wake & Bake with
Dr Strange
Thursdays, 6 -10am
KFJC 89.7fm
Radio devil.color.741x600

Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out! Thanks for the vote on College DJ!
Yeah, I would have had a lot more fun all those years ago if I would have just screwed around and not become a manager. I only used the guest list a whole 2 times in 10 years. Well, I got to see the Butthole Surfers at the Greek Theater in Berkeley for free. Wooo. Too bad it was the post psychedelic freak show version of that band. Oh well...--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:34, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Well the acts I recalling seeing this way were Divine (man in drag), Gary Glitter (later a convicted paedophile), Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five..I can't recall the rest now...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:53, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit "A Romartus-like abstain on all the above."

I love you, man... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:55, 31 October 2011

Well thank you Lyrithya! I love you too!! Please get out MORE before it's TOO late!!! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:30, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
Yay... but it's already too late. And it's not even because of Uncyclopedia... I'll admit it probably didn't help, but the main reason is something else entirely. Something much, much worse. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:08, 31 October 2011
Oh, that doesn't sound so good Lyrithya. I hope your situation can be improved. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:45, October 31, 2011 (UTC)

edit Pass the gravy boat and the green piped potatoes, would you , Love?

Thank you for your vote on Fanny Cradock! Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:25, November 4, 2011 (UTC)

My pleasure Dame PP. Congratulations on your feature! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:53, November 5, 2011 (UTC)

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