User talk:Roger The Bum

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Dissin' My Illinois page huh? Well... 1-2-3-4 I declare a thumb war! 5-6-7-8 try to keep your thumb straight!--slack 14:56, 24 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Sig

Can I fix your signature, please? It's bugging the crap out of me, but If you have a reason for it being that way I'll leave it be. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:07, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

I don't know what's wrong with it, and I'd be greatful if you could fix it --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 01:09, 7 March 2006 (UTC) (Please fix this!)
Hmm.. I'm having trouble finding what's wrong as well. Do you sign your sig with 4 tildes ~~~~, or do you do something else, because that might be the cause of it also... Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:32, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Looks to be fixed. :) So you can go ahead and ignore that last comment. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:33, 7 March 2006 (UTC)
Actually, it's only fixed on this page... I'm really confused. I'll try to fix it, but you might want to consult someone like gwax he helped me with mine. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:38, 7 March 2006 (UTC)

edit UnNews Audio

Hi Roger. Nice to see your enthusiasm in uploading a couple of stories today. Could you use a lower sampling rate? 44kHz eats up a lot of disk space unnecessarily, and also makes it more difficult to download, especially for dialup users. I use 11kHz because the human voice is very midrange and doesn't need a wide range to capture it. ~ T. (talk) 03:20, 20 March 2006 (UTC)

OK, It's just that I'm an audacity noob. I can try to fiddle around, though --Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 04:06, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
I just set a lower rate in the preferences so I don't have to think about it. That way I can record, trim, and export quickly. P.S. You sound awfully young. How old are you?  :) ~ T. (talk) 16:47, 20 March 2006 (UTC)


edit QVFD Abuse

You seem to have missed what QVFD is for....we were hoping that the stuff at the top would be descriptive enough, but since it didn't work for you, here's the important bits:

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.
If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put a {{NRV|~~~~~}} (No Redeeming Value) tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies." If it's bad but not quite that bad, put it on regular VFD.

Basically, it needs to be really, really crappy to get listed on QVFD. One liners, spam, shock images, horrid vanity, etec. If it's more than two paragraphs, and more than 75% of the words are spelled correctly, it probbably doesn't belong on QVFD. Use the NRV tag instead, if it has some promise, or if it's a decent sized article which appears worthless, submit it to the regular VFD page.

Our goal is to limit QVFD to things that need to be deleted pronto. Not stuff that just is kinda sucky. But we do appreciate you keeping an eye open for stuff like that. Any questions, let me know. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 14:07, 18 April 2006 (UTC)

edit Roger, whom I do not hate

Here, I got this on sale at Walmarts ;) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:14, 2 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Missä?

Är du finne eller svensk?--Suresh simple Swami A. Suresh 14:18, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

I don't speak svenska, or have a clue what you just said. --Roger The BUM MUN ⌥⌘⎋ F@H Complaints H4x0R M3! Nørwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack! 14:23, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

edit Your Ungodly Large Sig

Hey Roger, nice to see you back. Anyway, you'll want to do something about your sig. Specifically, put the below text in your user preferences in the box labeled "Nickname":

{{nosubst|User:Roger The Bum/sig}}

This is because in the version of MediaWiki we're running right now, all templates in the nickname are SUBST:'d out; thus, only the raw code of your sig—all eleven miles of it—shows up. The nosubst template makes it so that your sig will show up as {{User:Roger The Bum/sig}} when editing instead of a metric fuckton of code. Thanks! User:Hinoa4/sig1M 18:08, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Duly Noted.

Now that you've delt with him, do me a favor: Trim off half to two-thirds of your sig. The purpose of a sig is to identify who you are when you make comments. Your sig tends to completely destroy any sense of flow by wrapping over a line or two. I'm readying a major offensive on sigs, but I figure I should warn a few decent people before the explosions start. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:38, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

edit K-Lined

Whoa, you got K-lined, what the hell did you do?

I'm guessing it was a joke about lilo, but I'm curious, so tell me! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb Anchor KUN (Harass) 02:43, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

Here's the log of what happened up to my k-line. Important highlights are shaded in '''

blah123 joined the chat room.

[10:07pm] Magnus` joined the chat room.

[10:08pm] Gamez2 joined the chat room.

[10:08pm] i386 joined the chat room.

[10:09pm] i386 is now known as caelum_.

[10:09pm] caelum_: lolol

[10:12pm] Whopper: well...

[10:12pm] VAXpirate: what

[10:15pm] craqbin: hey

[10:15pm] grubrules joined the chat room.

[10:15pm] craqbin: lulz

[10:15pm] VAXpirate: lol jews did lilo

[10:15pm] Whopper: nothing, it is nice to get a crowd

[10:15pm] craqbin: I guess they did

[10:15pm] Magnus`: lmao whopper

[10:15pm] grubrules: DCC SEND ALWAYSWEARAHELMET 0 0 0

[10:15pm] sherr0d left the chat room. (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[10:15pm] Magnus` left the chat room. (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[10:16pm] VAXpirate: haha

[10:16pm] grubrules left the chat room. (Killed by rob (Please don't harass people on Freenode))

[10:16pm] VAXpirate: HAHA

[10:16pm] blah123: pwned

[10:16pm] caelum_: LOL

[10:16pm] sherr0d joined the chat room.

[10:17pm] VAXpirate: lol wb.

[10:18pm] beu: grrr

[10:18pm] VAXpirate: what

[10:19pm] Whopper: yes

[10:19pm] Whopper: beu: ill pm you.

[10:20pm] beu: nod

[10:20pm] blah123 left the chat room. ("EPIC5-0.3.1[1394] - amnesiac : look at the lost souls, they seem so black.")

[10:22pm] EDuser: yo roger wtf is this

[10:22pm] EDuser: [Roger_The_Bum(n=Roger@71.225.61.184)] DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0

[10:22pm] sherr0d left the chat room. (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))

[10:22pm] VAXpirate: haha

[10:23pm] beu: erm

[10:23pm] sherr0d joined the chat room.

[10:23pm] Roger_The_Bum: it's

[10:23pm] You left the chat by being disconnected from the server.

This basically means that I got k-lined for something that I said in #uncyclopedia 10 hours before this, and/or he's faking.--Roger The Bum Full sig! CLICK HERE!!!!!!!! 22:39, 17 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Xmas

Santa cross money Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas|

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 23:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

If I had a quarter, I would consider giving part of it to you. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:55, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Quarter For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:18, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:04, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

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