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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Rizco, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 19:15, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas to YEW also!

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas!
I mean... merry.
And DO have great fun, and stuff, and shit... and stuff... and um um yeah i think that's all :)
Honest, I meant merry!

~Fag x FS

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Rizco! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

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