User talk:Riker

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Riker, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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edit You Fail

So... You insult the rest of Uncyclopedia(after coming here, making an account, and trolling, mind you), and think that we won't mock you? You obviously haven't seen what we do to other trolls like you. Prepare to be mocked by the community. If you have the balls to reply, post something on my talk page. And don't give me any of that "Say that to my face!" crap, because you know that none of us can do that. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 19:40, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, you really are a wuss if you can't take criticism. If you want to leave, then GTFO already. I'm not stopping until you give me a reply and/or actually leave. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 03:01, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fine then...

You want to leave so badly? You're on Ban Patrol, and when the admins ban you, you'll be gone for good. Good riddance, you pathetic bastard. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 18:06, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Amen, bro! Amen.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 03:42, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit talk/forum/other discussion pages

Please never revert anything on a discussion page unless its clear vandalism. --Mn-z 23:07, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

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