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Soldier boy
Here at Wikipedia, we train our noobs right.

Hello, Rifting, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are
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to join. Again, welcome!  --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:18, March 12, 2010 (UTC)Icons-flag-ca


You know...

For someone who just joined today, you have a pretty nifty sig. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 22:39, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for noticing! My job is in web design so wiki markup was just another coding to learn. The only problem so far is that I have to enter a captcha every time I edit a page. Like your sig too. (Just noticed it wont let me press the "dont fall in" link....) Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 22:46, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
So you admit it then! You're a sockpuppet! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:21 Mar 12 2010
I ADMIT NOTHING! whats a sock puppet on this site? Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 23:23, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Pelargonium? You're Pelargonium aren't you?Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:26, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
I am neither Modus (I saw that) or Pelargonium. I am... well... I am Me . Are to they good people to be? Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 23:29, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Well, Modus is awesome, but Pelargonium is GAY GAY GAY, i haet him he sux!!!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:30, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
By the way, in case you didn't notice, I actually love Pelargonium, we're just dicks to each other for comedy value. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:33, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Haha yea I see. Well Im sorry that my advanced sig has caused all this confusion but I still dont understand what a sock puppet is. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 23:34, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet. And no, everything we say is a joke. Except for that. And that. And that. And that. And that. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 23:51, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
Well that was a long read... well i am not any of those. Although the one about being an admin and creating a sock puppet to win an argument seems interesting. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 00:07, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
It's a good strategy. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:09 Mar 13 2010
Would it be possible to whore myself out to an admin pretending to be their sock puppet? Some sort of PR stunt? Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 02:12, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
I wouldn't. But then again I'm kind of a pussy shy. In any case, it's good to have you. You might just be the next PuppyOnTheRadio! (He's one of our best coders) —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:40, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
But don't offer us your sausage like he does. Also, we already know you're a pussy(in both senses), Pelargonium.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 04:43, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I am secretly a cat. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 04:45, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
Haha im going to like it here! Does anyone know if <script> tags run in wiki markup? Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 14:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome Son!

Or are you a girl? Oops, I forgot to ask. In any case, I look forward to working with you, but do have to log off about 10 minutes ago. See ya again soon, and welcome! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:47, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

I think Im a boy, at least the Instructional videos say I am. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 19:50, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, welcome to the family! You've been adopted by your dad Why, and I'm your big brother HELPME. I've been an only child for a while, so it's nice to see you here. Now, having been as new as you are a while ago, I know how you feel. Nervous? I was. Well, anyway, you now have a puppy who's good at code for an uncle. There's your dangerous uncle Syndrome, and if you're uespecially unlucky, he may vandalize your userpage.(But he does it out of love) There's your oldest sister Puffskein, the eldest daughter with several features. She seems to not be around much anymore, but she pops in every now and then. Your other older sister Little Mermaid seems to have swam away. You have your grandmother Miley Spears, Why's mommy. And your recently-returned uncle Bad Shroom too!Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:41, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Ive been talking to the puppy already...but it seems like one not-so-happy family who has a love-hate relationship. Ill fit right in. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 01:44, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
No, we're a happy family! We just hate everyone else because they suck.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:48, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Damn, Why?, your family is getting huge. Are you Mexican? T_T —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:20, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
Do we have a van that can fit 15 people? If not: we are not mexican. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:37, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Aww. And I thought you were cool. ;P —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 18:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No, no soy mexicano. Soy un ciudadano de la tierra. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:51, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
HELPME, thanks a lot for posting the family history. I was going to do that ASAP, but I ran into a problem and haven't had access to the Internet for over 24 hours. Did you hear that? I went without Internet access for over 24 hours! We're talking serious withdrawal symptoms. I had to draw a picture of a keyboard and a screen and keep tapping the fake keys I drew til my fingers poked through the paper. It was horrible! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:03, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I dont want to ask what you did for... well, you know... without internet! Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 12:29, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that was awful. Did you ever notice that trees are kind of sexy? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:56, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Now that you mention it... nevermind. And do you know why I havent been given the permission to edit pages yet? Ive been here for over 3 days. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 20:00, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, by my count your first post here was made in a little under 72 hours ago. It should happen very soon. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:11, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, I have a few things I want to sign up for, thats basically all. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 20:12, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
It's 4 days. You'll know when it says "autoconfirmed" in your preferences.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:14, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Are you sure?
    You have to have been on Uncyclopedia for a long time before you can add pages here. Three whole days! I know! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
3 days there. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 20:18, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Positive, look at UN:BP.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:31, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry! I meant UN:VFD.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:33, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ah ok. Well its just another day I guess. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 20:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, then you can mess with semi-protected pages, including UN:VFD, UN:BP, and UN:QVFD, which Why will tell you about. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:41, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Cant wait for the tutorial. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 20:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, and what Why? will advise is to check those out but take the time to carefully read how they work before doing much. People can easily get in trouble for messing with those (I know). If someone else has nommed an article for deletion and you think it deserves it or not, feel free to vote, but I'd avoid nomming articles for anything yet--like most places, the written rules are sometimes hard to find, and the unwritten rules are even harder. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I think this is sort of like the midnight question: if it's midnight between Monday and Tuesday, is it midnight Monday or midnight Tuesday? And if it is midnight Monday, then one second later it's Tuesday. And if Jesus died on Friday and came back on Sunday, why does the Bible say he was resurrected on the third day (actually, I know the answer to that one--it's a Jewish thing)? I believe the permission happens the moment you've hit/passed three days. When you're in your fourth day, it's counted. But that may depend on time zone--it may wait until you're in your fourth day by UTC, ignoring the actual hours. But in any case, it should happen very soon. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, and UN:BP is awesome because it doesn't really have so many unwritten rules, and you get to watch retarded vandals die. >:) Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 20:54, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that one's relatively safe. Just make sure you post some sort of actual reason for the ban request, and that the person is really, really screwing up in a way that's obviously on purpose (blanking pages, adding random stuff like YOU ALL SUCK! to an article, etc.). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:58, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok. BTW just check in on my article in progress now and then, want to make sure im doin an OK job. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 21:05, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
About that, referencing Why is in-jokey, which is presumably bad, and at worst it's considered vanity.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 21:10, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, ill take note of that. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 21:14, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Really? Why? (Actually, some of the best users here make why references).... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:17, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hello little brother. Yes, I'm not around that much, I write in spurts - but I do respond to comments to my talk page, so if you need anything, don't hesitate to comment. I'm really a terrible daughter, on Uncyclopedia and in real life. --Puffskein 00:22, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hey sis! Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 01:10, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

The article we're working on

I fixed a couple things and removed a Grue reference. In general, references to things like that (Chuck Norris, Grues, Oscar Wilde ((except for the occasional quote))) are bad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go for a while. Please continue your work! You're doing well.Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 19:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

My sons are working together? I should be proud! Or maybe very, very afraid. You know it's not right for sons to conspire against their old man? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:43, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
We are not to that stage of the plan.... yet. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 19:51, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Your sig

In case you missed my post which was somewhere else (now I don't even remember where), I very strongly recommend you change your sig ASAP. The lone symbol looks very similar to Admin Mordillo's signature, and trust me, you don't want to be mistaken for an admin. The symbol's fine (obviously; I use it), but not nothing but the symbol (and yes, I know more appears if you move the mouse over it). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:15, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Ok, ill get something else up there as the symbol. Better? Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 11:30, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, cool. By the way, just curious--have you ever played the roleplaying game Rifts? Although my favorite system is GURPS. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:25, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Nah never even heard of it before now. My username was a lloonngg story. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:39, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
If you'd ever like to post the story, I'd be curious. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:44, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
I might... Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:50, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:08, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

Use:Rifting/sig1

Look at what I did with the same concept. Replace it with your details, like I did. (I'm signing with it) Mine isn't perfect, but it works for the most part. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM

Haha we both had the same idea, I wanted to see more of how to use the sighidden stuff though. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 01:28, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
I sorta like it! User:Rifting 01:40, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
NOOOO I made major edits to it and I got an edit conflict. *Grumble Grumble* User:Rifting 01:45, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Its perfect now. User:Rifting 01:51, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:50, Mar 18

About sig1

Sorry, son, you may not know that it's completely unacceptable to edit another user's signature; but I did it anyway. User:Rifting/sig1 was causing major problems, probably everywhere it appeared. I happened to visit Uncyclopedian of the Month, and half the candidates were mysteriously missing. I looked through the history trying to figure out why, cut and pasted to find the problem, etc., but couldn't figure it out--until finally I realized it was your signature. Everything posted under it disappeared, at least on the UotM page, so it probably happened elsewhere. Please, any time you edit a signature, look after it and see if it does anything weird. Your stern but helpful and loving father, WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:29, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, sorry for the problems I caused. I canged my sig back to User:Rifting/sig and also replaced the contents of User:Rifting/sig to fix all the templates that were posted while using the other signature. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:37, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Cool. You know, the only way to never make mistakes is to never try. And other helpful fatherly advise as seen on 1950s TV. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:40, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Haha. Im still going to try to construct a new sig, my current one expands too long and I cant even manage to cross the space before it closes. Rifting Icons-flag-us Contribs ... dont fall in....Complain Icons-flag-ca 382 - LOB17px-Compassrose.gif 18:43, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, when your siggy expands it is a bit long. That's not a sexual reference. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:46, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
Don't believe your Daddy. Listen to Grandma. Everything my son says is a sexual reference! lol Really welcome to Uncyclopedia! Feel free to come and visit Grandma on my talk page anytime. Grandma huggies! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:22, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Don't believe your Grandma. Everything I say is NOT a sexual reference. Just 95%. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:20, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry to butt in, but HELPME's socksig was making all the text below it small (like his penis) so I removed it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 03:29, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

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