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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 23:39 15-Feb-13

edit Worcestershire sauce

Wow! A tour-de-force with many different types of humor. Thanks for the contribution! Needs photos. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 23:39 15-Feb-13

PS--It does not seem to need the parenthetical disambiguation, as we have no other pages on the stuff. Also, we would not capitalize the S in the page name. May I rename it? Spıke ¬ 23:41 15-Feb-13

Yes?

Done, thanks. (See above under "How to post to talk pages".) Spıke ¬ 23:45 15-Feb-13

Sorry! Not too sure how to do pictures, so if you have any in mind, feel free. ~~~~

On how to get pictures, at least of Worcestershire sauce, I do not know. On what to do with them if you have any, go to Special:Upload and follow the instructions. If you poke around, you might find that Uncyclopedia already has photos you can adapt to the task. (The "nowiki" is what I type in the example to make the magic not take effect, and you should omit it so that the magic does take effect.) Spıke ¬ 23:52 15-Feb-13

Cheers. Might have a look for pictures tomorrow, going to bed. ~~< />~~

At the expense of tiring you further: Four tildes, nothing in-between. Give it a try when you return. Good night! Spıke ¬ 23:59 15-Feb-13

Thanks. Have added pictures. Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk) 13:05, February 16, 2013 (UTC)
Hello Mr. Pennyfeather, and welcome to a site which will become your first home (you get the bunk on the top). Nice article on the sauce. And feel free to be yourself here, there are only three rules and they are written on porous stone. Aleister 13:09 16-2-'13

Pictures, with great captions! I've juggled them a little and changed the section heads to align to our style. Thanks much. And you got your signature to work! Yes, feel free to be yourself, or anyone else but another Aleister. Spıke ¬ 13:16 16-Feb-13

Glad you liked it. Thanks for the nomination. Yes, feel a little daft for not getting something so simple working, but think I've the hang of it now. Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk) 17:51, February 16, 2013 (UTC)

You have a tendency to take the instructions very literally--though that is often an aid. Spıke ¬ 18:49 16-Feb-13

Yes, it took me a while to get the pictures working because of those sort of issues. Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk) 18:52, February 16, 2013 (UTC)

edit Thank You...

...for voting for my article Capitalism: in grammar. Glad to see you like it. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 19:49, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

It was very clever. On an unrelated note, I see you've started up the newspaper again. I'm only a very occasional user, so could you possibly sign me up to it (not really sure how)? Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk) 19:52, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

Sure, thanks for taking an interest. Most of my UnSignpost users are inactive so I'm dying for some active ones. I'll just sign you on and deliver you a copy. Back in a sec. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 19:55, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

Here we go:

Enjoy reading. Give me any feedback either here, on my talk page or in the press room (which you can find by clicking on the UnSignpost link). Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 19:58, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

Cheers. Reverend P. Pennyfeather (talk) 20:16, April 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Hello Sir Reverend

Hello! I do not think I've made your acquaintance, or even met you, before. This is my lucky day, as I see you have offered your service as a proofreader extrordinaire. And I cannot spell or do math or dance on the head of a pin worth a lick. I have one semi-longish page I've worked on for awhile (have taken a break from it for now, but will probably continue to polish it like a faux diamond), and wondered if you could glance over it for me. This would be an honor (seriously, I really honor those who help others, this is often the way of the species. And I offer my services to you as well - although they be minor and corruptible). The page in question can be found here, hiding in this link. It contains a story, then a big "The End" sign, but it continues after that as a postscript. If you deem to take on this assignment, you will live a long and women filled life (guaranteed!). If not, the same! Either way, long life, women filled, yay! Thanks, and good to meet you. (I'm glad we now have a Reverend and a Brother). Aleister 23:02 Either the 16 or 17 of April, the Year of our Fnord '13.

p.s. And if you do take on this task, please don't feel rushed. July is fine. Actually July is a nice month, as they say in the central African nations where everyone sweats profusely for hours at a time during the Summer (and winter too).
I'm certainly willing to have a look, although it may take a short while. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:19, April 17, 2013 (UTC)
Much appreciated. Thanks. Remember, July is fine. You will be rewarded on earth and in heaven (but as a Rev you already know that). Aleister 20:18 17-4-'13
Quite all right. I've assumed you prefer American English, and have attempted to resist the urge to 'correct' words because of your unfortunate affliction. Should you have any quibbles, feel free to complain profusely. If I may offer some advice, I'd suggest cutting down the length of your sentences. I didn't want to change the style too much, so left them, but they can on occasion be a little convoluted. On the whole, I thought it was a very fine article, and I didn't even have to change much. Well done! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 20:57, April 17, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks a zillion! I just noticed you had edited ita few minutes ago, and luckily I came in and worked on polishing a section after you had been there and not during your editing. This was unexpected, and very beneficial (as you could tell, my spelling was horrible, and you caught like a hundred errors or something). Let me know if I can return the favor (not in proofing, obviously). Some of the sentences could be cut down, while in others I tend to play them out like a prose poem or something. My brain writes the page, and then polishes the good oners for a long time, while I just sit back and read it. Thanks again, and don't do anything I wouldn't do (which means you can do a lot!). Aleister 1:48 18-4-'13
No problem. If you need any more, you know who to bother. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 20:22, April 18, 2013 (UTC)

edit Proofreading Service

Continued kudos on providing this useful service, and on even leaving a personalized note and a chocolate on the talk-page bed when you are done. I do hope that the editors of the UnSignpost (that would be ScottPat) do everything they can to publicize your offer. Spıke ¬ 22:34 22-Apr-13

What can I say? It's an involuntary reflex. My dad's an English teacher, my grandmother was a teacher, it's an inherited condition. I just can't stop myself when I see an incorrect apostrophe, split infinitive, incorrect conjugation &c. Help me stop! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 22:41, April 22, 2013 (UTC)

You poor soul Spıke ¬ 22:44 22-Apr-13

PS--I've added this to my ritual welcome message to new users, though I am greeting fewer users because of that trite message that our webhost has been signing my name to. Spıke ¬ 22:46 22-Apr-13

Thank you. The official page for the Service is a right mess, do you mind if at some point I try to clean it up? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 22:48, April 22, 2013 (UTC)

It just barely tells the person in need of proofreading what to do. Not only do I not mind: (1) This would be meta-work as meticulous as your micro-work; and (2) In view of our current level of activity, you ought to proceed as though you owned it (and even with greater activity, be italic (where Wikipedia says be bold) is one of our slogans. It is thus your call but I don't think that anything other than vanity requires us to have a log of all the pages that have been proofread. Spıke ¬ 23:10 22-Apr-13

Have had a go cleaning things up. It's still not great, but it's marginally better. I agree, have removed the "been proofread" section entirely. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:49, April 23, 2013 (UTC)

It looks like I don't even have to write "proofread" on my article and it is already proofread. Thanks alot you are doing a great job. I was sure it was the Belgian President and not Primeminister but I'll take your word for that as I trust you've looked it up or have greater knowledge. Thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 05:40, April 24, 2013 (UTC)

I haven't actually proofread the article, just that one change. I can if you want, though. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 15:54, April 24, 2013 (UTC)

Yes please. Could you give me a short evaluation on the humour of the article as well on my talk page or is that too much to ask, vicar? Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 16:46, April 24, 2013 (UTC)

And the Lord spake unto the Israelites: "Lo! Verily the Comma Brigade shall deliver you from your chains. Woe unto those who resist, for there shall be much wailing and gnashing of teeth" Gospel of Wilde, 16:33. Done! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 20:15, April 24, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. I'm so prone to making spelling mistakes it's unbelievable. Feel free, if you are ever in need of something to do, to proofread any of my articles (you can find them on my user page). I would appreciate any proofreading changes you make but don't feel obliged to. If you do however then just post a quick summary on my talk page so that I am aware. Thank you. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 05:44, April 25, 2013 (UTC)

PS - Your humour edits fit in beautifully with the article, giving exactly the ideas I wanted to convey. Thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 06:07, April 25, 2013 (UTC)

No problem. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:40, April 25, 2013 (UTC)

If you are not to busy reverand then could you possibly proofread my Belgian Mountain Troops article to make sure that I haven't made any spiiling mistakes or dones grammar bad. Thanks. (Yes, I too am a Commander, sir, now). Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 10:24, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

A few spelling mistakes, but overall you done grammar goodly. Well done on your feature. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 22:26, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks. Romartus touched up EU a bit as well so now it looks even better. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 05:56, April 28, 2013 (UTC)Erwin

edit HowTo:Walk on Saturn without falling over

Sorry to trouble you again but could you proofread this article please thanks. Leave a quick summary on the talk page and tell me how good the humour is if you could please. On a side note, lots of my articles are on Uncyclopedia:Pee Review if you'd ever like to review one of mine. Cheers. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 11:13, April 28, 2013 (UTC)

Done. See your talk page for comments. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:58, April 29, 2013 (UTC)

Please read my talk page for further comments. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 20:01, April 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit Lord Sutch and Emu War

You wouldn't mind spellchecking these two would you? Only if you've got time of course. Not urgent. Thanks. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 12:17 22, December 2014

I'll get round to it when I've a little more time. I've quite a few important exams coming up, so won't have too much time to spare. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:07, May 3, 2013 (UTC)

That's ok. Good luck in your exams! Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 12:17 22, December 2014

edit Express Delivery...is not available today (just normal delivery)

Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 12:17 22, December 2014

edit Ukraine

Please could you proofread this article as well.

The other contributor is Russian so there may be horrific grammar mistakes. Please do not change any names (even if you think they are wrong) or any of the humour. However when you make the summary please tell me of anything you would liked to have changed with the humour. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:41, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

Thanks for reviewing Emu War Reverend. Anton and I really need this one done so that we can get it on VFH. Whenever you find the time please take a look. Hope the exams are coming along fine. I'm in the same boat you know. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:47, May 21, 2013 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost may be unsuitable for some viewers!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:27, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost has arrived...Quick hide!

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:18, May 18, 2013 (UTC)

edit Ukraine

Thank you very much for proofreading Ukraine! It is amazing (in a bad way) how very silly mistakes can be made, only because the text was not read carefully. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:25, May 23, 2013 (UTC)

Don't thank the Reverend quite yet he hasn't finished yet. Patience my friend he too has exams. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:20, May 23, 2013 (UTC)
Done! I have added a line in the section on Geography, but you have authorisation to revert on sight. By the way, congratulations on your recent award, Scott. You've certainly worked enough to deserve it! I also think, as you mentioned on some forum, that a competition would be fun. I'd participate. When would that be most likely to happen? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 22:15, May 23, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for the praise Reverend. Perhaps you need to get a spellchecking award going and we can award it to you. I've now been nominated for writer of the month as well. As for the competition I am planning it to happen in June. I know we still have exams then but I have less of them in June. Tell me if that is ok, if not we can hold it in July instead. Have you written any articles yet? Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:01, May 24, 2013 (UTC)
I don't think we need any more awards at the moment, especially one designed for a particular person. Don't consider moving the competition just for me, my "contribution" won't be worth it. Provided it's quite late in June I'd be able to have a stab at it anyway. My grand total of articles stands at three, two of which are truthfully crap. A comprehensive, indexed, cross-referenced and exhaustive list is provided on my user page. If you have sunk to such profound depths as to have nothing at all in your life more worthwhile, peruse away. Please don't. Do something better with your life, i.e. eat some scones. With lashings of clotted cream. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:35, May 24, 2013 (UTC)

edit Political situation of the UK

I can't remember is it cream first and then jam or the other way round? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:14, May 25, 2013 (UTC)

Cream first, you ungodly heathen! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 13:25, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
If you want an article to be proofread, you only have to add a {{Proofread}} template to it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:42, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
Yes, I get notified of new additions to the category. I see you've added an article. I'll get around to it soon. As I'm sure you know, I've got exams, and am also recovering from a perforated eardrum (which is rather painful!) so may take a while. I am actually half French, from just below Brittany, so if you'd like any information on the area for an article I'd be happy to oblige. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:06, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
The whole country's teaming with half-Frenchies (if you'll excuse the derogatary term). I know 5 half-French people (two of them are half-German). Cream first, I thought so. Wouldn't be right if it was jam first. Does that make me from Cornwall or Devon? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:36, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
Ok. Thank you! If you would like to do so, any interesting information will be great! The 'Normandy' article which I added doesn't need immediate spell-checking. If you are actually willing to do it, I don't mind waiting.
That's bad about the ear drum! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:43, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
Scott, regardless of whether you've the misfortune to be from down South, it's plain wrong. It's always cream first. Anton, are you planning to include a bit on the independence movement in Brittany? They are widely regarded as the World' least effective/scary terrorists. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 19:40, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
I did one with Normandy and if you like the way I am treating the subject of independence, I can do it with Brittany also. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:05, May 25, 2013 (UTC)
I always put cream on first anyway. I am from neither Devon nor Cornwall but people from one of them put jam on first and people from the other put cream on first. I was wondering if you knew. By the way Anton Asterix and Obelix are the main leaders of the Brittany Independence Terrorists. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:26, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
PS - As from coming from down South I actually come from the barbaric country above your humble nation. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:28, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
It appears I've made a spelling mistake: in my last post World' should read World's. Still, it happens to the best of us, and believe me, I am the best of us. Scott, you fill my heart with pity. Have faith! One day, someone will find a cure. Until then, keep donating to fund research into treatment of Scotchitis for Just pennies a day. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:44, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
There's nothing wrong with being Scotch however there is something wrong with ethnic cleansing. (Oh and before you ask, no I do not believe Scotland should become independent). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:58, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Ethnic cleansing is wrong? Political correctness gone MAD! Who genuinely does believe in Scottish independence? It's just yet another attempt to score more funding from the Fatherland. Down with devolution! They don't deserve democracy! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 09:35, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
This democracy, thing. It's very French and German isn't it. I'm not having any of those foreign ideas immigrating over here. I would never trust Alexander flippin' Salmon to create a democracy, I'm sure he'll create an autocracy to himself. He is therefore a traitor.
By the way it's not the Scots who particularly support independence it's the South of England that support it, them being the right-wing, capitalist, UKIP people they are (that was over stereotypical comment and I do apolagise to my Southern-English half) they think that the only purpose of Scotland is to take all the tax money. They would make the whole of Northern England become independent as well but they haven't got to that yet. Why we all can't be united under a common nation I have no idea. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:56, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
We can all be united as one (so long as everyone recognises their English overlords). Is there an article on Scottish independence/Alex Salmond? It might be worth making one. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:03, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
We're all united in this Kingdom all right? The reason Scotland became joined with England in the first place was because King James VI strode down from bonnie Scotland and sat on the English throne.
There is an article on Salmon (is it Salmond or Salmon?) himself and also an article on the SNP, which as stated in my British political parties article are a spin-off from another party. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry to interrupt you but does Northern Ireland want independence? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:51, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
To the Reverend's ears and my ears it just sounds like you stepped in and asked, "Sorry to interupt you but does the Taliban want to commit terrorist attacks on the Western World?"
Yes, many in Northern Ireland do want independence but it is more a religious struggle. The originally British settlers and some of the Irish are Protestants while the rest are Catholics. The Catholics rebelled against the Protestant rulers for most of the 1900s even forming a terrorist organisation, the IRA (Irish Republican Army), who made frequent attcks on London placing bombs inside bins. For this reason alone you will never find a bin on a railway station platform in an urban area in Britain. The IRA fought against the UK army in the area and finally resorted to peaceful diplomacy which is how they stand today (bar a few radical split-offs).
I support neither side of the conflict as they are all Irish and we Scots beat them fair and square in Six Nations.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:13, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Well, I know that Northern Ireland was always against Britain. As you had a discussion on Scotland, I just wanted to broach this subject up here and ask about current situation. Maybe I am not very well informed but I think that there is more in it than just religion.
Remember about Sunday, Bloody Sunday (U2) and the effect it had on culture. Paul McCartney and the Wings wrote a song "Give Ireland Back To The Irish" which was banned in Britain. As Beatles is my favorite band I don't know which side to take. Or should I be neutral? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:00, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
In fair democratic votes, NI has always voted to remain in the Union (not that we'd let them leave anyway), but a large minority want to be a part of the Republic of Ireland. It is actually mainly religious reasons, and both sides are right twats about it. It has mostly calmed down now, but up until the late 90s there were regular attacks. The Beatles are usually right, 'tis true, but I wouldn't go feeding the Irish. Give them a mile and they'll take an inch. Or something.
If this conversation is to continue, I propose a new section heading. All in favour? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 20:37, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Aye. Anton you are looking at it from the wrong angle. The Northern Irelnd conflict was primarily a religious dispute between groups of Irish people. The Catholics advertised that they were the true Irish people as the Republic of Ireland is Catholic. The Protestants looked for support from the British government by claiming they were British but in reality they weren't. The British government in the 1900s remained a neutral in the conflict putting down any rebellions by any terrorists from any religion. However the IRA propaganda got to everyone and some believed it was Britain v Ireland. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:00, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
As for Bloody Sunday, it is a very contraversial thing. It plays into the hippy revolution well as it was pictured by the IRA as the State vs. the People (the Beatles were of course part of the hippy movement). However in actual fact there is more to it than that.
The IRA and revolutionaries had been holding extremely violent protests in the area for a few days and it was deemed to tough for the local police to deal with. The army decided to send in the paratroopers, one of the proudest and most trained regiments in the army, as they were doing atour of duty. The paratroopers had never dealt with a mob before and instead of waiting for the protest to come to them they began a battlefield style military manouvre to flank the protestors and prepare to attack them as it was rumoured there were key IRA members in the mob. The mob attacked the paras as they normally did to a police unit (some claim that some of the mob actually fired shots) however the paras took the attitude "no one attacks at us without us retaliating" and they fired back into the mob killing a few protestors. The blame probably lies in whoever sent the paras there in the first place as they simply carried out their duty and hadn't been trained properly for dealing with a mob. Some see it as a Tiannemen Square style incident however the mob were getting too much too handle for unarmed police and over the course of the recent months before many unarmed police officers were killed by IRA terrorists using firearms in the street.
The Northern Ireland conflict is often confused with the even longer struggle for Southern Irish Independence however these are two different wars. In the Irish Independence Wars the British were not neutral and forcibly tried to prevent Ireland from becoming its own country. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:17, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
The Ayes have it. I think we can dispense with second readings, the Lords, the Queen &c.
PS not quite what I meant by new heading! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:06, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Give me a chance to recount the whole history of Ireland on your talk page here Reverend so that our learned friend, Anton, may become more learned. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:18, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Erwin Schrödinger

Could you proof read the article on Erwin Schrödinger and tell me if it is any good?

Did you perchance mean article? I'll give it a look. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:44, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
I've given it the once-over. It improves slightly near the end, but the biography section is not to my liking. It's far too random. There are good jokes to be made here (consider a line on uncertainty over his own death), but repeatedly saying that he is evil isn't that funny. Jokes based on real life are better, try to read the Wikipedia page first. Expand the section on his eponymous Cut, it shows potential. So, a bit more work needed on this one. If you want more a detailed evaluation, ask someone for a Pee Review. Spelling wasn't bad though (I expected the worst when I first saw your post!) Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 22:32, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
The article is not that bad. I can even say that it is not bad at all. But it still needs some work. I fully agree with Reverend in the points he made and I will write more in the Pee Review I will make. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:21, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

edit Erwin Rommel

Could you proof read this Article? I know there might be alot of run ons but if you would please do it that would be nice.

Never fear, I'll do it! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 20:37, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
Although it may take some time. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:16, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Erwin Codswallop

Could you proofread this article? The preceding unsigned comment was added by ScottPat (talk • contribs)

edit Erwin Erwin

Could you proofread this article? The preceding unsigned comment was added by ScottPat (talk • contribs)

edit Erwin (Insert surname here)

Could you proofread this article? The preceding unsigned comment was added by ScottPat (talk • contribs)

edit New Heading

Here we go. So, where were we? Ah yes... don't you just hate those bloody Irish? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:06, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

Oh only just seen the new heading. Never mind too late now. I think the nays had it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:20, May 27, 2013 (UTC)
PS - I'm Scottish think how I feel about the damned Irish. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:21, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

Oh, they're not so bad really. I think Father Ted and Bernard Black were good enough to let them off the hook. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:28, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

As for the proofreading, I'm on Erwin James at the moment. Put it on the tray. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:31, May 27, 2013 (UTC)

I did check through Erwin Cromwell's Policies and Oliver Erwin however there is still Erwinbrocke, Erwin the Elder, Erwin the Younger, Lord Erwinville, Llyod Erwin, Winston Erwin and Erwin Thatcher to go. (All of those were very famous primeminister's or King's main advisor with parts of their names removed to be replaced with Erwin. Can you name them all?) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:13, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Thomas, Cromwell, ???, Will Pitt, Will Pitt, Gren, George, Churchill, Maggie. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 09:55, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Ollie Cromwell, you clot. I guess he doesn't really count as a primeminister but he was a commoner and a political leader. The rest I have to say you know your political history well or you went on google/wikipedia but hey ho. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:58, May 28, 2013 (UTC)
Oh hang on you missed out Bollingbrocke (whoops might be spelt Bollingbrooke) (Erwinbrocke). Never mind. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:00, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

There certainly was a Thomas Cromwell, advisor to one of the Henrys. I only know because there was a programme on BBC 2 the other day. Never heard of Bollingbrocke before. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 11:13, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

No, no, no. I didn't mean that you got Thomas Cromwell wrong, you got hime right. The one after Thomas Cromwell was supposed to be Oliver Cromwell (Oliver Erwin). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:17, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Oh. Got him, notice use of comma between Tommy and Crommy. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 11:19, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

There's an easy way to remember between Crommy and Tommy. Tommy is the nickname for a British soldier i.e. a decent, hardworking chap. Crommy sounds like crummy i.e. morally, degraded traitor.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:25, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Cromwell wasn't that bad. I'll support anyone trying to ban Christmas. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 11:31, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Ahhh! Why do you want to ban Christmas? It's the only Christian celebration I actually celebrate. Aren't us atheists allowed any fun? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:07, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

No. Fun is exclusively the domain of us devout, God-fearing vicars of the omni-benevolent Church of England. Christmas has been perverted into a celebration of consumerist, material crap. It's just depressing. Although I do enjoy a good Christmas pudding.

This page is getting a little long. How do I go about archiving it? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 13:18, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Are you sure you want to archive the page as when I archived my talk page it was about 3 or 4 times longer than this. However if you really do then what you do is copy this page into: User:Reverend P. Pennyfeather/TalkArchive1 (you can rename that) and leave this page blank.
I too hat the consumerism surrounding Christmas however I celebrate Christmas because of Christmas Dinner, Plum Pudding, Mince Pies, happiness, Christmas Trees and the like. I use one of the seven sins: Ignorance and simply ignore the consumerism (although who doesn't like presents?) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:30, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

In Russia the New Year is a way more celebrated than Christmas. So I am not against banning it. The only problem is that the French will stop making les bûches de Noël. And they are actually very good. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:23, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

BAN! BAN! BAN! Someone, fetch an admin! Yes, I want to archive it. Shall I just move the page to an appropriate new title? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:45, May 28, 2013 (UTC)
Mais, je suis arrivé!!! Quit yer bûching and write articles!!! Spıke ¬ 18:28 28-May-13

edit Erwin the elf woman from Lord of the Rings

Can you proofread my Erwin article please? Bet you don't get many Erwin articles to proofread it's not a very common name you know. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ScottPat (talk • contribs)

Scott, you have parodied Grammmamslam enough. All the new red headings only add confusement to the page. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:07, May 28, 2013 (UTC)
The intention was more a joke between the Reverend and I on how many articles were called Erwin something. What were the chances of two Erwin articles popping up to be proofread one after the other? The other joke was to jokily annoy the Reverend by teasing him about how many article he has to proofread. I respect what the Reverend is doing and it was a joke. I probably took it too far and I'm sorry however I did not know that both of the articles were Grammmamslam's until after writing the joke last night so this was not meant to be parodying him. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:14, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Ok. I think Reverend should not proofread Erwin Schrödinger yet because I have reviewed it and I hope that changes will be made. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:20, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

Too late! I won't do Rommel yet though, as author keeps changing it. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 09:55, May 28, 2013 (UTC)

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