User talk:Regret Tenenbaum/Archive2

Rape!!!!

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Orgonise that! Bitch! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:33 9 September 2008

Oh, god NO! My first time and it had to be a guy fer gawdsakes... Also, the TOC looks plain silly now. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:39, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Ha-ha. You got OWNED RAPED BY A GUY. I remember my first time. Come to think of it, most first (romance-related things) happened with a guy.

Does my own hand count? I only ask cos people say my hands are quite feminine. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 00:46 9 September 2008

Hmm... No... Yes... No... Yes... Yes... Yes... Sire Methamphetamine! 00:57, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Lucky bastard. So far I've lead a life of unrequited love and bad first impressions. No first-anything. *sigh, such is the plight of this isolationist quasi-jew orphan. And no, I don't think your hand counts. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:05, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

I know how you feel! esspecially about the unrequited love bit! Although I'm not quasi Jewish. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:22 9 September 2008

Really? Well, at least I'm not the only one. -_- -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:53, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Rape!!

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Yes!! Yes, I got y...awwwrgh! God damn it! I was so looking forward to you, cause it would have that spicy "child" element to it. Gawwwwd damn it! - [15:57 9 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

"Spicy Child Element" ... That was... surprising... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:06, 10 September 2008 (UTC)

OMG! My own child has become one of those FBI bastard dudes. Jeeeeeezuz!! They're gonna track me down 'n' shit. - [15:22 10 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

It's illegal in most countries, but so is met-- shit. What are you gonna do, other than feed it to Orian's dog again? By the way, I will kill you if you do that again Sire Methamphetamine! 00:21, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Not a whole lot of that made any sense to me, Methy.... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:27, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

There's something on my talk page that links in with this. Not that I have a dog. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:19 11 September 2008

/me Ctrl+F's "dog"... whoa... no idea what;s going on there :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:25, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Well you suck. For 2 reasons. 1. You have no Idea. 2. We will really forget 9-11. Sire Methamphetamine! 23:10, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:14, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

LOL. Nice try. I have anti-patriotism up my ass though. It feels really good. Try some. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 23:19, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

You sure do. I'm not much of a patriot either, I just want to remember the 3000-odd people who died seven years ago for nothing. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:23, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I agree with RT here actually about remembering 9/11, though I agree with you that patriotism -- for any country -- is a bit dumb. Also how many inches is patriotism? I'd like to know what I'm letting myself in for. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:26 11 September 2008

Anti-patriotism is around 7 to 10 inches. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 23:33, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

And how big is Methamphetamine??? </obvious flitation> SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:35 11 September 2008

<rant>Patriotism is actually a very clever idea and should be considered different to the kind of patriotism practised by America-lovin', god fearing, gun carrying, flag waving, bible reading, 4x4 driving Texans. Patriotism should actually considered more a kin to what many people know as "citizenship" (which is in fact just a rebranding of patriotism and giving it what appears to be a more acceptable substance). Picking up litter could be classes as a kinda of patriotism and is the kind of patriotism every citizens should posses. It is not the unwavering support of a government, person, regime or your country's actions but a true love for the country, itself. Real citizenship leaves you free to question if the actions your country's leaders are ordering are appropriate or correct, just or intelligent. (there's more, if this was a link you could click here to view that extra content) </endrant> - [15:20 12 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

<parodyrant>Patriotism is bullshit because the Texans fucked it up. Now if you make a joke against the US in the US, not only are you anti-patriotic, but a commie too. If you love your country, and still have the balls to make a joke about, you're still a patriot. And now, we will fight for the right of the country, and we will win this war! God Save The Queen! A fascist regime! Sire Methamphetamine! 23:21, 12 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

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Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer!

Nope, I still don't understand your talk page. And yeah, like I've asked everyone: what was so great about the article? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:06 13 September 2008

Well, i watched Power Rangers a lot as a child, so that was fun. Also, I could see the narrator's hateful personality coming through his tone. And the "All twelve inches of me..." made me crack up! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:25, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Erm. Her tone. Shows how well you read it. Maybe that was it, no one was paying enough attention. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:28 13 September 2008

Well, it is a tranny, aint it? It's so confusing. You never really state whether it's guy->girl or girl->guy. Maybe you did and I just wasn't paying attention. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:31, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Are you talking about the one I'm working on? Blue Ranger really wasn't a tranny. Read again. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:38 13 September 2008

Ahh! What?! What about "If you look really closely this picture makes it look like I have a penis." and the fact that I sorta expected it to be a guy? ... oh, wait. I'm really sorry. I have the memory span of a goldfish, really. Although do remember I liked it a lot. Seriously, I'm very sorry. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:45, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

It's ok, really nothing to be sorry for, you've only embarrased yourself. It really is ok, I understand your confusion. Thanks for liking it! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:51 13 September 2008

"only embarrassed yourself" ... again... I'm just sorry because if some were acting the way I'm acting to me (if that makes any sense) I'd be agrivated as hell :P -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:54, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Oh it's nothing to worry about mate. Have fun! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 02:57 13 September 2008

-_- ... what do you think of the way I organized this section? Is it better than before? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:06, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

I aprove. I can edit it by it's self and could add a new header easily. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:08 13 September 2008

Yay! Template time! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:11, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Josh

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Who the hell is Josh? I'm not Josh, that's for sure. Good Hand 04:43, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

*muses*Josh... Isn't taht Methy's name? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:44 13 September 2008

I thought it was Jasper. Anywho, GH, would you like yo pretend to be Josh? (At least until he gets here) So, Josh, Isn't Bryan a complete Douchebag? And what M.C.Cann did today - hilarious! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:48, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Josh is here! Oh my GOD! HI JOSH! Didn't Ginny wear the ugliest top today? -- C'est la Vie • Talk! • Ideas! 04:59, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

While your both here, I just stumbled across this and I think it's excelent Vote! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 04:50 13 September 2008

Come on RT, it's an UnTune, they're all worthless without music but this one had it, you should listen before you vote. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:02 13 September 2008

Sorry! My internet's lagging like crazy, so I'll listen and re-vote tomorrow (but that doesn't mean I'll necessarily vote for) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:10, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Well yeah if you still don't liek it fine but give tunes a chance next time (next time being mine, SysRq said he'd sing it!). SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 05:12 13 September 2008

Jasper isn't my name. My first name does have the same first letter and that number of letters though... Not a coincidence. Sire Methamphetamine! 15:33, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

No one said Jasper. We were talking about a Josh. and after cheicking your page I was wrong anyway. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:18 13 September 2008

I said Jasper :P I didn't know! *sob sob sob* -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:04, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

There, there. You didn't read the Death Row part of my original userpage. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 18:11, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

ORANGE JUICE! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:20, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

What? That was rather cryptic. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! 18:36, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Yes. Yes it was. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 18:58, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Here's another one. $2 + 3 * 9 - 7 / 4 = 262515151515151564$ Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (19:06 09-13-2008)

$<big>72!</big>$ -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:09, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Wait, Why did you censor Rape?

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RAPE!? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 20:08 13 September 2008

Cos my family's getting worried... (didn't you read the edit summary!?) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 21:39, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Worried about Rape? I anticipate it. At every dark alley I am prepared. A sachet of lube and a condom always at the ready. Just incase that special someone descideds to finally make his move. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 22:31 13 September 2008

Well, I mean they think I'm weird if I'm on a page that sez RAPE!? all the time. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:36, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Exactly. If you hang out at a page with big black bars, they'll think you're weird. And I want you to go to my room until you understand that penis is great, if you tell me to go to my room. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (23:08 09-13-2008)

...penis is... ew... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:15, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Even your own? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:17 13 September 2008

I like penis! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:16 13 September 2008

Yes, even mine own. I just think it's ... unsightly, you know? (probably not) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:19, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

No, I can't see mine passed teh rolls of fat. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:20 13 September 2008

Damn it, 2 edit conflicts. Anyways, You're in DENIAL, Regret. get out of the closet. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (23:22 09-13-2008)

What about you, Fence-Sitter? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:24 13 September 2008

Ooooooh, shit! Ya'll just got told Methy! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:27, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Well, if you weren't to edit conflict me, asshole. Anyways. I came out of the closet after I enjoyed kissing a guy. At that time, I ran into him, but he was gay. Came out. World looked at me funneh. Apathy came. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (23:30 09-13-2008) EDIT CONFLICT FUCKING

Hey at least he's trying. Back off, breeder. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 23:29 13 September 2008

... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:36, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Is that Morse Code? I heard Morse Code taps! Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (23:38 09-13-2008)

Morse code for "Schmaggledorf". Look it up. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:41, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Whatever. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (23:45 09-13-2008)

XD -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 23:47, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

What's so funny? Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (01:00 09-14-2008)

Nothing... /me whistles nonchalantly... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 01:10, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

But if you do change any of my comments, I will revert it. Gay-In-Denial Vandal. Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (14:26 09-14-2008)

*Golf Clap*

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Congratulations. You've reached the pit of being an asshole. Hip, Hip... Boo! Phucck Amerika Sire Methampheta mine! ENGLAND! (14:15 09-14-2008)

Oi, Breeder!

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You know our collab? I've moved it to here, I find it more useful to have it like that so it's easier to see what the finished product will look like, I've added headers as a rough template that I think will work best (let me stress nothing like UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale) I hope you don't mind but I've left bits out, like I said on the reservoir talk page. I think it's too confusing having him wonder about having two dads at the same time we're trying to make a joke about the comming out to them (And I think it might be good to have him come out to different people to give different angles of the joke). You know what I mean? Also Will leave some ideas on the talk page of the article and let me know what you think of those. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 03:35 16 September 2008

Raep, 15 minutes in

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Why 30 minutes? Because, you need something gay. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (00:56 09-17-2008)

*sob sob* be gentle... -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:06, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Uhg, Meth? You brought the lube right? SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 11:22 17 September 2008

Ummm, let's see, Cocoa Butter or something else? Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (19:42 09-17-2008)

You Is Awesome Penis

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For your awesome picture (sweet irony...That isn't ironic, you bastard!)

OMG! You iz awesomeo! That incredible picture is awesome. Indescribably awesome. Totally blowalicious or suckalicious, as per your preference. I would like to utter the immortal words "YOU WON TEH PENIS" again, and give you the very same (and sort of second) awesome scrap of paper. Do with it, as you will. - [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yay! Thanks, Yettie! I put my blood, sweat, and tears (mostly blood) into that little scrap of paper. so, again, thanks! Also, what's the situation with your user page history? Did you get it back somehow? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:21, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Mordillo hacked up the rest. Sire それは驚くばかりの性交である!! -4- (19:00 09-18-2008)

I don't know myself...what did happen with that? - [16:25 19 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

My Username

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the username is pronounced Huangdi. ㄏㄨㄤㄉㄧ 02:07, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Thanks! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 02:15, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

Stuff....

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...sorry I didn't organise this properly. Forgive me!. - [17:33 23 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie

+don't forget to add all new Mafioso to the members list. - [15:25 24 September] Sir FSt Don Yettie