User talk:Redlock

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edit Welcome!

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Battle of Spam

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Conflict: The UnNews-Onion War
Date: July 21, 2006
Place: Onion Forums, UnNews Front Page
Outcome: UnNews Victory
Combatants
Yahoo Google
Commanders
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Strength
10,000 soldiers, 1,000 hackers, 250 tanks 4 Great Google symbols, 1 Giant Monster, The "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, The Search Engine
Casualties
11,249 Search Engine
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