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|Thank you muchly |
16:39, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.
Have a not-shitty Christmas!
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Merry Christmas, -01:07, Dec 17
|AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)|
|Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!|
Good luck at n00b of the month as well, n00b! --01:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Christmas and stuff
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno
Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.
Sending you warm wishes and holiday kisses!
Keep the "X" in
Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.
And naughty always makes out better at X-mas
Dame01:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry Christmas soon!
|Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!|
- Sorry, even we bureaucrats can't change usernames. You'll have to talk to Sannse and convince her you need your name changed. —rc (t) 18:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
Merry... Uh... Holiday greetings thing...
Merry Holiday type thing, or somthing 2007
Have a Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Yuletide and/or Kwanzaa, or whatever strange holiday you celebrate.
--08:04, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
|<center>WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.|
|~ Merry Xmas Rcmurphy/archive9! ~|
--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Your first talk page comment of the year. That ain't right. --22:02, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, well, since I've abandoned the wiki I've become inexplicably unpopular. —rc (t) 05:24, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Hi there. I´m Kohl, a bureaucrat from pt:Desciclopédia. I´ve been looking for a large "uncyclopedia potato" image or Sophia as you guys like to call it. After asking for one at the Village Dump, i was informed you were the creator of our beloved potato and that you made 2 of it, but they sadly got VFD'd.
We´re in need of a very large Uncyclopedia Potato in Desciclopédia and i would be extremely gratefull if you could send me one (the bigger, the better) to my email/msn.
Ah, i would be even more gratefull if you could mod it replacing Uncyclopedia for Desciclopédia(as we intend to use it there) :)
-Kohl 01:03, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey Rcmurphy, I have a big favour to ask and I mean big. OK, so If I'm right you were the person behind Game:Zork. Yes? So anyway I'm working on a game portal with game features and game of the month stuff and things such as. Anyway, I wanted to add an "advice on making games" section. I started writing it, but the thing is, I'm not the God of Games and I don't really think I should be telling people how to make games... However, what with you creating Zork, I'm pretty sure you're almost the God of Games and therefore I would be honoured if you could write (or layout/plan) this advice page. Obviously this is quite a bit of work, so it's OK if you can't, but yeah... Anyway, hello! - 19:23 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM)
- Welllll, first off, you've been kind of misled. I did start the Zork page and worked a lot on it (three whole years ago - wow, I'm an elderly Uncyclopedian), but Algorithm gave it the multi-page form it now has and which has been adopted by many other Uncyc games, and I haven't really touched it in a long, long time. Nor have I worked on any other games. Moreover, I don't know when I'd have the time to help you out - I will probably be pretty well occupied with real life for both the near and distant futures. In summary, I suck and you'd better try to find someone else who doesn't. :( I will now accept my flogging. —rc (t) 17:02, 11 May 2008 (UTC)