User talk:Rcmurphy/archive9

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~Jewriken.GIF 16:39, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:07, Dec 17

Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Good luck at n00b of the month as well, n00b! --Æ 01:42, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno
Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Sending you warm wishes and holiday kisses!

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas soon!



Change name

Please change name Borogx to G&K. why? is impersonation [1] Borogx 13:11, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, even we bureaucrats can't change usernames. You'll have to talk to Sannse and convince her you need your name changed. —rc (t) 18:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry... Uh... Holiday greetings thing...

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 08:04, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

African babies that will make your heart melt with grief <center>WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.

Merry Christmas.

- STM</center>

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Rcmurphy/archive9! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)


Gradumucated Rcmurphy,
Congratumulations on getting gradumucated!
I don't really know but I figured you'd be graduating about this time of year. At least, all the smart people are. I guess I shouldn't assume.

Have fun ignoring Uncyclopedia more than you already do!

Your first talk page comment of the year. That ain't right. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:02, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, well, since I've abandoned the wiki I've become inexplicably unpopular. —rc (t) 05:24, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Eh. Probably has something to do with that new guy everyone's been talking about. But have no worries, I'll put in a good word for you in the next popularity contest. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:29, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Potato

Hi there. I´m Kohl, a bureaucrat from pt:Desciclopédia. I´ve been looking for a large "uncyclopedia potato" image or Sophia as you guys like to call it. After asking for one at the Village Dump, i was informed you were the creator of our beloved potato and that you made 2 larger images of it, but they sadly got VFD'd.

We´re in need of a very large Uncyclopedia Potato in Desciclopédia and i would be extremely gratefull if you could send me one (the bigger, the better) to my email/msn.

Ah, i would be even more gratefull if you could mod it replacing Uncyclopedia for Desciclopédia(as we intend to use it there) :)


-Kohl 01:03, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Email'd! —rc (t) 05:23, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Games...Big Favour...

Hey Rcmurphy, I have a big favour to ask and I mean big. OK, so If I'm right you were the person behind Game:Zork. Yes? So anyway I'm working on a game portal with game features and game of the month stuff and things such as. Anyway, I wanted to add an "advice on making games" section. I started writing it, but the thing is, I'm not the God of Games and I don't really think I should be telling people how to make games... However, what with you creating Zork, I'm pretty sure you're almost the God of Games and therefore I would be honoured if you could write (or layout/plan) this advice page. Obviously this is quite a bit of work, so it's OK if you can't, but yeah... Anyway, hello! - 19:23 9 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Welllll, first off, you've been kind of misled. I did start the Zork page and worked a lot on it (three whole years ago - wow, I'm an elderly Uncyclopedian), but Algorithm gave it the multi-page form it now has and which has been adopted by many other Uncyc games, and I haven't really touched it in a long, long time. Nor have I worked on any other games. Moreover, I don't know when I'd have the time to help you out - I will probably be pretty well occupied with real life for both the near and distant futures. In summary, I suck and you'd better try to find someone else who doesn't. :( I will now accept my flogging. —rc (t) 17:02, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
I have a room for flogging! OK, maybe I'll see if Algorithm can help me out... - 18:35 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

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