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Pokemon

No, I have not had sex with a Pikachu yet, but please, PLEASE put it on my list of things to do, along with impeach George Dubyah and kick my cat in the groin when I get home tonight...

Pre-Rendered Welcome!

Hello, Razorflame/Archive 1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left...Not that far, dammit! ...Yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your username, a link to your userpage, the date, and your social security number.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone who cares will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:06, Nov 6

SLOW. DOWN.

Okay, you need to spend WAY more time on your short little reviews. You're reviewing everything, and that's fine, but people are going to start complaining. /me looks at what I've written Hey, they already have! SPEND MORE TIME ON YOUR REVIEWS, AND TELL US HOW TO IMPROVE OUR GOD DAMNED ARTICLES. I've been trolling your recent reviews and I'm not fuckin' impressed. SLOW DOWN. :D smiley face! --  Le Cejak <-> 02:52, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Also, have a good old look at HTBFANJS (it's also linked in that big ol' welcome message a bit higher up this page). If you're a fan of random humour, fine, but temper any enthusing about it in articles with at least a mention of the fact that many of us on here aren't so fond, and articles with lots of it tend not to fare so well. Oh, and lots of lists. We don't like too many lists.
Having said that, it's good to see you pitching straight in and trying to make useful contributions. Just have a think about what's been said here and you should do OK! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:57, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, people yelling at me for terrible pee reviews is what made me better at it. In fact, that's how I got adopted (I'm still a noob). --  Le Cejak <-> 14:50, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

I CAN HAS IMAGEZ?

Here are a few of mine that I've gotten from the interweb: User:Cajek/Images feel free to use and abuse them.
I've learned a few things about images that I would like to share with you, if you're interested. --  Le Cejak <-> 16:24, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Sure. Fire away :) --Razorflame 16:24, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
  1. [[Image:Literecy-cat.jpg|thumb|right|Hi again!]] is the same as [[Image:Literecy-cat.jpg|thumb|180px|right|Hi again!]]. That means that "thumb" = 180px.
  2. [[Image:Literecy-cat.jpg|thumb|right]] makes a picture with a blank box around it. Usually people think that's pretty ugly.
  3. It doesn't matter what order those little "thumb" and "right" things are in.
  4. Capitalization counts when putting in the name of the image. I know, it's very annoying.
  5. My adopter has taught me that a caption on a picture is better than none, unless it makes absolutely no sense. This is because it's good to sprinkle one liners in your article here and there.

Hope that made sense! --  Le Cejak <-> 16:33, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

I'll make sure it makes sense :) Anyways, thanks for the information :) --Razorflame 16:34, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Would you care for a stupid game while you're waiting, sir? --  Le Cejak <-> 16:36, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

I tried it, and then phailed on the first question, lawl. --Razorflame 16:46, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

What gives?

Hello there.

Allow me to introduce myself before I start yelling. I'm Claudius. Nice to meet you. So what's the deal on here now? In the old days (yeah I've been on here for two years writing good articles) you could put a construction tag on something and then work it till it was good (or at least seven days). I started Boethius YESTERDAY and Flyingfeline huffed it. And this after I just finished doing good work on Titian, not that I needed that recent article to stand up for me since I've written more QUALITY articles than just about everyone I know outside of Mhaille & Todd Lyons. And now I see your comment, posted in the Boethius article and I have to wonder what the hell is going on around here...? Is there that much crap being posted that you guys are now vigilantes? Well, you don't need to give me the business, I don't write crap. Some of my articles are funnier than others, but none of them show no promise or effort whatsoever.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 18:41, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry if it came out that way. Yes, we have been turned into vigilantes because of the fact that we've had so many new pages get created that ARE crap. So, sorry if I insulted you. Also, I'm new to the community. --Razorflame 18:44, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

And I'm sorry for yelling, but hey, I'm not the coolest guy on the planet, but I don't come on here to fuck around, I come on here to write history, or comedy, or at least articles that they have on other sites about important people that are missing here, and that shouldn't be. And to reiterate, it IS nice to meet you.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 18:46, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Most Haunted

Yeah, I took a brief look at it. Here's what I have to say. It's somewhat amusing, and I smiled a bit. Still, the general randomness really got to me. The voice of the narrator varies widely and the article sort of jumps around from one topic to another, two major turn-offs for me. I noticed Mhaille's been helping out, which is good, it's always helpful to have two senses of humor, since it's often hard to impartially judge your own work. Anyways, have a quick read of that page I linked to you in the welcome message if you haven't, the one called HTBFANJS. It's great for ideas for jokes and whatnot.

Other than that, try to focus on making the prose flow better. It's one of the hardest things to learn to do when writing, but it's very important. Where in that sentence should that comma go? Should there even be a comma there? Where should bold and italic text be used? These are the questions you need to ask yourself. Remember this: One of the most important things in telling jokes for stand-up comics is the delivery, with comedic timing and the tone of voice, etc. This is just like that, but there's much less room for error, because you are writing and you have to make sure that each sentence is being read the way you want it to be read. Grammatical stuff like commas, and formating tricks like italics help to make this happen. Anyways, keep at it! The page is still a bit short, and I'd like to see more. Good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:49, Nov 7

It will be very good once it is finished, but that is one of the things that I knew I would have trouble with. Maybe WE could work on it together??

I would, but I've never seen the show. I try to avoid writing about stuff I don't know too much about. That way, I'm writing about what I know, and it's easier to come up with and expand on an idea. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:40, Nov 8

Ok then, thanks anyways for the help...-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk

Glad to be helpful. Oh, and I see that you're making a siggy, so you might want to have a look at this before you go any further. Having a sig that breaks the rules is a great way to get on the admins' bad side. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:44, Nov 8

Actually, Mhaile helped me make my siggy, so I'm sure that it follows the rules. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Razorflame (talk • contribs)

I'm not so sure. That image looks big-- The rules limit it to only 12px high, so it doesn't break up the lines of text. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Nov 8

Changed it. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 19:55, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts: Secrets of Uranus

Thanks for showing interest!!! All done for now... =)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:52, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

No problem, I've actually read the whole article already and I must say that I actually like it :). Good work!--Razorflame 17:53, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Article Ideas

To be honest I can't write articles for shit. I just clean up other people's messes around here. You'd be better asking someone else :P BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 8, 18:27

Again I tend to fail at all types of coding. The person to see about coding a sig would be Spang :) BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Nov 8, 18:46

Lesbos

Thanks, for your help, even though I was a pain... A little too early in the morning maybe. Anyhoo I took your advice and added pics to the article. Please take another gander when you have time =)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:03, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

Re:QVFD

Yes, but try to make sure that any pages you plan on adding haven't already been added to QVFD. Otherwise, keep up the good work! I've seen you reverting stupid edits and other things as well. Which is pretty much all I ever do to, but hey, whatever it takes to help the community out, right? :-) --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 16:46, 9 November 2007 (UTC) Yep. I try to help out the community as much as possible :) Have fun...-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:47, 9 November 2007 (UTC)


Forums/Talk pages

Please don't remove other people's comments, even if they have been struck through; often they may provide a historical record of the progression of a debate. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 17:17, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

See my last comment. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 17:18, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcoming users

If you welcome a user, please use {{subst:welcome}}--~~~~. This provides our generic welcome message. Thanks. --Andorin Kato 17:53, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Dear Sir or Madam. Or Smadam. Mir?

On the subject of your sig... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Already fixed it so that it wouldn't implant the coding into each message. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 20:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:02, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

I did so after Mhaile told me, or was it Spang....??? -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 04:05, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

They are basically interchangable anyway. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Zombie Jesus

You reverted my edits to [[Zombie Jesus], saying that the pointless drivel disguised as trivia was actually funny. It was not. It was random, pointless and completely unfunny statements that messed up a good article. If you find that funny, you shouldn't be on this website.

No, it just means that each of us has his or her own type of humor. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 21:01, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

RE: Sorry

It's fine. ~ Tophatsig 10/11/2007 @ 14:32

UNIB

Could well be a good idea, especially if the people more active on there take to it. :) RabbiTechno 19:37, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

VFS

Just so you know, you only get 3 votes on VFS. That's why it's such a hard decision. Otherwise, chances are I'd be voting for everyone. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:50, Nov 11

I know, TKF told me. I've already changed my vote from one to another. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 01:54, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Europe invades the iPhone

You did a really good job, Razor, I'm very proud of you. You reviewed each section for each of the article's section! Even I haven't done THAT yet! Next time, instead of dropping down and adding a space, just add an asterix at the front.

This is what you did
  • This looks much cleaner

Try reviewing one of my thingies, if you're interested. I don't remember if you've reviewed one of mine already, but if you have take a look at something else. --  Le Cejak <-> 01:57, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Remember the failed attempt I did at Suspicious? Anyways...I'll try another of your articles, just not now. Thanks, -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 02:44, 11 November 2007 (UTC)


Feel the power of science!!

ScienceFair The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:32, Nov 12 Eh. Not a problem. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 03:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you....

... for your help. Noob-of-the-month..... got my vote! ;-) -GoldFishRock Goldfishr contribs talk    Friday, 25 July 2014 09:42

Not a problem...and I noticed. :) -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:18, 12 November 2007 (UTC)


Bcigar <center>Congratulations

Bill Clinton loves this article so much he is awarding you one of his 'special moist ' cigars.

Heh..thanks...-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:24, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

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