User talk:Razorflame

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Archive 1 11/05 to 11/12 My first week at Uncyclopedia, in brief.


For all those who care, I've archived my talk page. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 20:15, 12 November 2007 (UTC)


Thanks! Frosty 01:31, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Just make sure to not forget to thank the reviewer for his time and energy in the future. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 01:34, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome message

Hi, I saw that you just welcomed a banned blanker -

18:23, 13 November 2007 Mhaille (Talk | contribs) blocked LotofLOLS (contribs) with an expiry time of 6 months (random blanker)

Try to check who are you're welcoming beforehand and not just welcoming random users. Ciao. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:53, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

I just welcome users who haven't been welcomed yet. Sorry if he was banned....-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 15:54, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Yep, still, I usually check who I welcome to see that their not just vandals or inactive users. No harm done. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:55, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

It's not as if he was blocked indefinitely....he'll be back, and my welcome message will be waiting for him when he gets back. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 15:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Six months? I doubt it. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

I still think he'll be back. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 15:58, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Let's think about it for a moment. What's the reason to welcome users? To make them feel at home and to lead them to all necessary links (that's, of course, apart from the not obvious reason of "scoring" as many as possible....). You got dozens of blankers, wankers and vandals being banned everyday. Welcoming those will achieve nothing except creating unnecessary talk pages. Do you seriously think that our friend up there will be back in six months, remember his own username/password log in and rejoice with the welcoming message? There is another template, {{Oh Dear}} that we use for non-blocked problematic users. But greeting banned ones, is as good as welcoming IPs, which we don't do. I'm not saying that you did something wrong, it just seems a waste of time, and possible server space. Not sure about that one. Anyways, enough my rambling, going to cook dinner now. You want pasta? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:51, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Shalom, Razorflame

Just popping by to see how you're doing, especially to make a comment with regard to what Mordillo just told you. I've noticed you've been getting a few messages from people asking you to either do or stop doing things - don't take them the wrong way, my friend. You are obviously determined to be a regular and productive Uncyclopedian; as you've no doubt noticed with some of the not-so-good articles that appear in their droves everyday, that's exactly what this site needs. Stick with us, I know you're going to become one of the greats :-) RabbiTechno 18:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

From my angle - absolutely. Feel free to vandalize my page if I pissed you off :) ~Jewriken.GIF 20:24, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Us Jews, eh? Are we just the nicest people or what? *rubs hands together, cackles, prepares to drain the blood of a Christian child* RabbiTechno 09:56, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Haha, lol...I'm not a Jew...-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 15:40, 14 November 2007 (UTC)


Please don't add your sig to pages when you ICU them, such as here. Thanks. --Andorin Kato 03:55, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

I shall remember that for the future. That was my mistake anyways, still new to using ICU tags :) -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 03:57, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Suspicious


My article is soooo hiiiigh...

Duuude, you gave me a 47/50? You realize that, like, I've never ever seen a score that HIGH before? Did you mean to do that, cuz, I like criticism n' stuff...   Le Cejak <-> 04:42, Nov 15
criticism can expand our consciousness n' stuff...   Le Cejak <-> 04:47, Nov 15

Yes, I believe that I DID mean to give you that high of a score. If you think it was reached in error, why not post another review, although I doubt that you'll see one as detailed as that. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 00:32, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, hey, you reviewed it twice. I'm flattered that you think it's nearly absolutely perfect, by the way. Is it VFH?   Le Cejak <-> Nov 16, 00:50 could give it a shot, but I'm not too sure if it will pass VFH...-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 00:51, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it was a good, thorough review and I'm not trying to complain, but you're too easy a grader! When I get a review that says that I only have 4% (you gave me a 96%, 47/50) to improve on, I usually think that I did not only a good job, but a near-perfect job. I'm gonna go over the weak sections again.   Le Cejak <-> Nov 16, 01:04

'Ello again, and thanks!

Basic Chandelier Ta muchly!

Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks
for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off.
It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully!

Hi there Razorflame, you are getting stuck in around here, aren't you!

You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 23:33, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

1,000 Edits

It appears that I have such a no life that I've made over 1,000 edits now! Thanks to all who have helped make me happy to be on this site! -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 01:28, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Very cool, Razorflame! You'll do well here.   Le Cejak <-> Nov 16, 01:48

Sorry Razorflame

This is actually a site that originated on a less reputable Wiki, so it's mostly a copy-pasta... I'm working hard to reorganize it, and to add as many relevant wiki-links as is humanly possible. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.

- Dairuka. (I'm clearly new to this Wiki's format. I'm scouring the guides as we speak.)

You haven't caused me any inconvenience. I just tried to make the page more acceptable to our standards here at Uncyclopedia. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 02:24, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. I promise to get it up to snuff quickly enough. I've already edited some of the more offensive material, and re-written some of the more idiotic stuff that accumulated. With a couple dozen edits, it'll be good as new, and ready for the Uncyclpedia. Maybe I'll even make a proper user-page for myself while I'm at it. Thanks for being so understanding and help.

- Dairuka.


Thanks for the welcome.

Actually I just felt like talking to someone, and since you are the first person who ever said a word to me you are the one who will have to suffer the conversation... Probarbly with the odd noob question thrown in here and there, it is your destiny.

Im getting kinda paranoid that I might just suck... do you think you could find a place in your busy schedule to look at fun and interesting ways to commit suicide and if it does suck, at least change it a little to make sure that fact is no longer so (for the sake of uncyclopedia!). (one of my friends added the members part... I dont like it but I couldn't be bothered getting rid of it... I just took my real name and his name off the top of the list.)

Thanks for reading this... Providing you read this far. Evil Mastermind 16:10, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I will take a look at the article. Sorry for getting back to you so late, but I will take a look at it now, unless you already had someone else check it for you? -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 00:14, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Could rethink your VFD vote...

on Tylenol? I did a complete rewrite tonight. Not the best thing I have ever written, but significantly better than what was there. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:43, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I dunno if I want to....-Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 00:45, 18 November 2007 (UTC)


Well, The Color Problem (Formerly the coler problem) which you showed interest in is now in the mainspace... Feel free to mess wit it... (Think you have got me on n00b of the month my friend! I can't keep up with your pace of work around here!) Enjoy... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:22, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

You should be able to keep up with my pace of work now though, because I'm unable to access this site at school anymore. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 00:41, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

Did you have a look at The Color Problem? It's up for pee review...

No, I haven't looked at it because of the fact that I have been having a hard time getting onto this site at my house. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 00:58, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Did you get eaten by a lion?

Just wondered where you were dude. You did a lot of good when you were here... Guess you perhaps spent a little bit too much time time here. Well, I hope your well. Catch ya later maybe. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:27, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

I am unable to access this site at my house and at my school. The only time that I can access this page anymore is at my local library. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 03:29, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Why, is it blocked? If so, uncyclopedia encourages you to use a proxy - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:55, Dec 7
A lot of schools have also clued in and blocked proxy servers. Mine has. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:57, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
Nope, my teachers are technophobes. They don't know to block proxies, and yet they have blocked google images. It's not a problem, though. We all just use google Canada, or google UK, or google... well, pretty much anywhere in the world. Silly teachers, think they can stop me.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:09, Dec 7
Nope, completely blocked at my school. I'm amazed I was able to get on here right now. Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 04:50, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:55, Dec 7


Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Hope to see you at a latter time--Æ 01:58, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Have a not-shitty Christmas!

WinterBreakCalendar Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...
*Agrees with AE* Merry Christmas, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:01, Dec 17

Happy Something or other...

Happy XMAS er, Hanukkah no Easter maybe? New Year possibly presents day grr,

Happy Spam Day!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!

[1] MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:29, Dec 19

Miss ya dude.

Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Razorflame! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

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