Did you happen to drop by Eincyclopedia lately? It turned into a worse version of Wikipedia. ~ 13:27, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Nope, I haven´t checked it for ages.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:52, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
Drop over just to take a look, it's amusing. They have about 5 ops, and 3 PAKAHIM and about 2 users. ~ 20:17, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
Pakahim? Did they turn into egged?---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:07, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Something like that. It's quite ludicrous really. ~ 07:24, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
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Mordillo suggested you might be interested in translating "Jew Jitsu" from Spanish to English. You can access the article here. Let me know if you're interested --El Sid,the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 00:09, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
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Thanks, Ill try it out. Chag sameach to you too.--Rataube 15:43, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
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