Re: your G.I. Jew cartoon. I think it's highly offensive to the Jewish State of Israel. I mean, you think you're funny or something. But we're at war. Our soldiers and the Israeli Defense Forces can't afford
your demoralizing satire. Please remove this immediately or face a complete boycott/censorship by the Powers that BE!
A Jew for Zion.
You've made me see how pathetic and useless my life is. However, the God of Israel has boycotted me for years, and hasn't changed the fact that everything can be satirized, including Him. I've got all kinds of hells waiting for me, so threats of further boycotting and censorship don't bother me in the slightest.
muhahararar /me coughs violently. That was fairly amusing. Allow me to give you support from the sane side of the Jewish state. Also, since that IP came from Texas, allow me to support you from being the only Israeli in this conversation, and being ex IDF and being the one who helped you to spell the Hebrew on the cartoon correctly. So yes. Carry on. ~ 14:06, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Hey there Image Guru. I was just wondering if it'd be too much trouble to get a Writer of the Year trophy image for myself, as 2007's apparent winner. Right now my template has the potatochop'd image in it, and that's not as cool as STM's or Hardwick's. I need to be cool too damn it! :) Thanks. --THINKER 16:04, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
I dunno...looks pretty cool to me. =P You want me to do it up special like the others, though, huh? I think I can do that. =) The Last Porchesian(Holla!) 15:45, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Hey, I didn't know if you knew about this, but in the 1950s Lysol was heavily advertised in Women's magazines as the cure for Feminine (Vaginal) odor. And they weren't pushing that yellow Lysol - they were selling women on that nasty brown Lysol that you clean nursing homes with. I could scan you and copy of one the ads if you would like. I wrote the bio of Mrs J - one of the unnamed women who suffered from this problem in an ad as well. No wonder our mothers are fucked up. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 23:06, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Actually, I'd considered adding a 'History' section to the page where we could discuss such things. I have seen those advertisements before, and...man..some are downright evil! The Last Porchesian(Holla!) 23:39, 17 August 2008 (UTC)
Why, back in my day, sonny, we didn't have no limits on our signatures! If we wanted to put the full text of War and Peace on there, that's how it was! Furthermore, we walked to Uncyclopedia, everyday in the snow! And we only had grits for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Why, I was an Admin before you were even a member! Way back in the day, when.....(signature has been amended). The Last Porchesian(Holla!) 19:39, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Really? Wow, that's wild. I was just being an ass. Amazing the things you can accomplish when you abandon any and all shame, innit?~~SirLjlego,GUN[talk] 20:48, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
Master, I have sought thee for many (2) minutes to ask thee a question: how doth thou do it? What I mean is, where do you get your inspiration from? Please help me, a humble manipulator and n00b. SirNotA Good Username360KUN 20:10, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
...I'm WotY2008 (which comes as a surprise to me. I voted for Mhaille). Can you make the appropriate template/pic thingy so that I may bask in the reflected light of my own considerable mediocrity? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 02:32, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Like the pic. I wonder if an idea I had a while back might go well with it, if you can be bothered with making the image ('cos I can't) - the Plasticine Era, as opposed to the Pleistocene Era? A woolly mammoth made of the modelling clay would be an obvious visual joke. Rabbi TechnokvetchContribsFOXES 15:29, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
When the fuck did you get back?! I've only heard stories... You, sir, are a legend. -- 02:10, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
"Back" is kind of a strong word. "Around" is more like it. I'm around. I'm always around...lurking...in the darkness. Waiting for my moment to strike. I'm like Batman. Only...completely not. The Last Porchesian(Holla!) 02:18, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
So... like a normal person? -- 02:26, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
"Normal" is kind of a ...well, you get the idea. I need some inspiration, and I've not found it. Seen anything that needs/deserves good pics lately? The Last Porchesian(Holla!) 02:39, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, ya know, anything here could use an image or two. Also, this article could use some more images. Al's kinda picky about what goes in there, but I'm sure he'd be honored to have a picture from you in there. And if none of that floats your boat, there's always this. -- 02:47, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
WTF?! ZB? You're still here? My God, man, I'd have thought you'd have some sort of life by now. Or an un-life as it were. I guess it's hard to keep a good zombie down. :D The Last Porchesian(Holla!) 03:08, January 25, 2012 (UTC)
Not only is he still here, he's about to be crowned UofY. The crown will be set kind of squishey, though, and if he tries to move it around it will scrape. Why I'm here, I saw Mr. Magicman's note above and please, take a look at the walk into a bar page and join in with pics or whatever strikes your fancy. The intent of the page is for uncyclopedia to create the best "Walk into a bar" joke page on the innernests. It's edging along, and may take months, but if everyone here creates even one amazing and polished joke, we're in like clydesdales. Good to "meet" you. Aleister 17:09 26-1-'12
I built up an UnNews article around the Gingrich picture you created yesterday, an UnNews that, of course, was inspired by it. Thanks for sharing your talent for so long and among so many people on this site! Aleister 1:20 27-1-'12