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edit Kurt Vonnegut Edits
Please try to make articles funny and not random made-up nonsense. Your edit to Kurt Vonnegut was not funny when you added Menstruation instead of Great Depression as although you related it to the word "period" it was not a funny alternative for the great depression. I have reverted this edit although I will let you keep your edit on America being the only nation in the World. However your edit to Rubick's Cube was good. Please keep going. If you have any questions contact me below on this talk page. Sir ScottPat UnS CUN VFH (talk) 18:37, April 21, 2013 (UTC)
edit Ideas for Articles
Requested article: Holy Water (refresh for another article)
Hi, welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your edit to the Kurt Vonnegut page.
Please leave a message on my talk page if I can help with anything! -- 21:55, April 21, 2013 (UTC)