# User talk:RabbiTechnoArchive9

## editYou're welcome!

/Me draws genitals on your userpage to celebrate/   17:34 5 August 2009

There'll always be room for genitals on my page, my dear... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:36, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
/Me starts taking pictures of said grafitti and then pins them to the wall/   17:38 5 August 2009
Any more and it'll look like an Aubrey Beardsley exhibition. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:39, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
/Me starts taking pictures of the pictures and then starts to pin them to your wall in the shape of other genitals/ Ok I'll stop now. Aubrey sounds like an important name and I don't want to be treading on any toes.   17:41 5 August 2009

He weighed about six stone, being a somewhat camp and effeminate Victorian artist. The average six year old would have had him no problem in a fight. What's more, he's been dead since 1897 (which actually counted as quite a dramatic improvement in his health) so you have little to fear. :-) The preceding unsigned comment was added by RabbiTechno (talk • contribs) on your own talk page too!

Oh Cool. /Me starts taking pictures that are of pictuers of pictures of genitls.../   17:51 5 August 2009
Genitls looks peculiarly Yiddish... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:59, 5 August 2009 (UTC) (happy now?)

## editYou're welcome!

That article always makes me chuckle and, yeah, you're right, looks like we could have a Zionist hat-trick--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 10:08, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

## edit Art Portal

On the off chance that you can use it for your Portal - Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition. Okay, I could probably include it myself, but I'm more than happy for someone else to do the leg work on this one. Also it's up for a PEE review if you feel that way inclined. Pup t 12:29, 9/08/2009

## edit My attempt...

I've brushed up on our unregistered user's page that was ICU'ed. Silly Session, I liked the Idea but you were right, it was too much like a list. anything else I can do let me know, unregistered users can come create one article then abandon the site, never to be seen or heard from again. alot of the articles like that tend to get deleted, however, I saw potential in this article. --Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 22:36, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

All looks good to me - well done. You're quite right about IP users - they often find the site, write something half-hearted (and frequently half-witted) and then vanish off into the Internet ether forever. Also, you're right in saying Silly Session had some potential - it's good to see ICU succeeding for one, ie; the tag is placed on an article that's not entirely devoid of point and somebody taking note and knocking it into shape. Are you up to the task of sorting out the spelling - there's not a huge number of errors, but examples include borring, untisels and a couple of others? The capitalisation could do with a few adjustments here and there too. Neither is crucial - if we worried too much about spellings on Uncyclopedia we'd get so caught up in it we'd never get anything else done, but if you want to do more for this article that'd be worth the effort. Any ideas for pictures? I haven't played a computer game since about 1983, so I know nothing about the subject and as a result am not the best person to find images. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:53, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
I run a sixteen hardrive mainframe I wrote the article Cargio MF, that's my operating system. I don't use it to play games more than I use it to write my novel I'm writing. The last game I played was Fallout 3 with the dinner blaster mod. Quite an annoying mod, but worth it. you shoot boxes of Munf Munf, and also Roast beef, bannanas, and Toast. It's useless because it does no damage, but like i said, totally worth it.--Soviet Butt Munch Hissy Tantrum 13:20, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

## edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

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## editUnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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## editUnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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## editUnSignpost 4th September

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## editUnSignpost Randomber -64th

In most cases, please think of the Ouch!</noinclude> lowbrows! 18:06, 7 September 2009

## edit Oh, I didn't know how to message other people

But I guess this works? Thanks for helping me spell "Left 4 Dead Sequels" correctly. I didn't really know how. Can you help me out on it? It was my first article, and I need a little help. Thanks, -Gl1tch

## edit Arch Enemy

Okay,i've sorted out the pics, and added some stuff, now, you can do anything to it, but, please, DON'T delete it! i wanna keep at least one motherfucking article on this motherfucking Uncyclopedia!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by 189.25.20.214 (talk • contribs)

Looks ok to me - as far as I'm concerned you can remove the ICU tag now if you wish. Oh, and I wouldn't have been able to delete it anyway - just report/recommend it for deletion, which I wouldn't have done since you created the article sincerely and were obviously planning on doing more with it. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:27, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Who Invented Foxes?

I second that motion. "Why can't I see my reflection in a mirror that's on television". That's awsome.   20:04 14 September 2009
Thankyou both - do feel free to spread the word as far and as wide as possible! :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:01, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:07, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

## editSo!

When do you have time to start working on the Jewish Cuisine thingy? ~ 07:44, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, any time really. You got any ideas for it? Other than a few jokes about chopped liver stolen from last week's Jewish Chronicle newspaper and the usual stuff re. matzah overconsumption I haven't thought of much. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:47, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
...By which I mean I stole the jokes from the JC. Armed robbers did not burst into their offices last week and steal all their chopped liver. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:52, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

## edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

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## edit Clip on tie

I've rewritten Clip-on tie (which really should be Clip-on tie), leaving nothing except the photograph. Recommend it can now leave Intensive Care, unless your reason for leaving the detailed instructions at the end of the article was to develop the skills of the original author. --SpikeFromNH 14:03, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

And it has immediately been sent back to Intensive Care by User:THEDUDEMAN (whose log indicates that nominating pages for ICU and VFD is about all he does). There is no accounting for tastes, but if my rewrite is that much worse, I need to learn why. --SpikeFromNH 16:38, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry to hear that. However The Dude Man is an experienced Uncyclopedian who has written some good stuff - if you ask him, I don't doubt for even one second that he'll be more than happy to tell you why he replaced the ICU which is a handy way to find ways of improving an article. Good luck with it - Uncyclopedia's quite a friendly place really, there's always plenty of people who will be happy to help you if you ask them. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:42, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the reply; I looked more closely and saw that he was just complaining about the formatting rather than the overall quality. Have added a See Also section (the third section, causing a Table of Contents) and perhaps it looks more conventional now. I'll inform him as well. --SpikeFromNH 18:55, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Doesn't look too bad to me, though it might be an idea to add a bit more - I have no idea what you could add, though, clip-on ties are perhaps not the most comedically-inspiring subject in this world. Maybe a paragraph on people who wear them, which would give you an opportunity to poke fun at various stereotypes (ie; nerds, geeks, bankers, science teachers and the like)? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 19:15, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Have just had a round-trip with User:THEDUDEMAN and the page formatting should now be sufficiently conventional. There is already a little stereotyping of users of clip-on ties in the first section. Thanks again for your advice. --SpikeFromNH 01:47, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
Looking a lot better now. Hope you'll be improving some other articles - there's a lot that could do with the magic touch! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:38, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

## editPo

Can you save it again as a Jpg? I'm trying to simplificate this mess into a single mess so that I can feature the mess, unmessily, and the system won't let me move files of differing types. 03:21, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

'Tis done, and on your talkpage. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:45, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

## editApologies Rabbi!

Haven't given up on the cuisine article, was really really busy. Sorry `bout that. Also, happy Sukkot! ~ 14:34, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

Me neither - had quite a bit to do this week as well, so I haven't added anything for a few days - also been working on a top secret new recipe inspired by the article! Was just thinking I'd better send Sukkot greetings, you've beaten me to it. So - built a sukkah? Bit tricky for me - we live in a third floor apartment without a balcony, and if you build one anywhere in England except for on private, secure land it's liable to get commandeered by ASBO'd chavs looking for a dry(ish) place to smoke crack. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:40, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

## edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

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## editSiam Sith Empire

Can You make this article funny i need your help. --DarkABC (talk) 11:43 4 October 2009 (UTC)

Spooky - you left this message at almost the exact same time I left one on your own talkpage. I know absolutely nothing about either Siam (other than liking Siamese cats) and even less about the Sith (I've never seen any of the Star Wars films) so I don't know how much help I can offer. I'll have a look at the article again, though, and see what I can do with regard to the text. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:47, October 8, 2009 (UTC)

## editAssholes never die

Yes, I'm back and I'm going to try and stick around more. We've been having a pretty bad time of things in the last year or so, and I've been feeling too down to do much of anything. I even did an UnNews audio. Hopefully my increased participation will be therapeutic. Thanks for the note, nice to know I'm liked by the likes of you. Cheers! Get saved! 20:00, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

can you add Image in Tolui Khan and Siam Sith Empire,Upload new Image in Siam Sith Empire,Tolui Khan and Suryvarman II if you tell me about upload and image in some article thank you. --DarkABC (talk) 9:33 13 October 2009 (UTC)

## editHow to Upload New Image

I try to upload ten time but failed all time i can't do.but how did I put Summary,Source filename,Destination filename,Licensing.how ican upload suceesful if you ask me about upload.

User:DarkABC 10:48PM, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Right, let's have a look and I'll try to guide you through the process. First, find the image you want to upload and save it to your computer (Desktop or My Pictures is the usual place in which to store images).
• Note the permitted file types - most of the common image files are permissable with the exception of bitmaps (.bmp) because they're large and take up a lot of server space. You'll need to make sure yours is one of the permitted ones, such as .jpg or .png. If it isn't, use Photoshop or whichever image editing software you have to convert it into one of the permitted types (it'll give you various options when you save the image).
• Click "Browse," which is next to the "Source Filename" box and find the image on your computer. I'm using one called upload0001.jpg as an example. Once you've found it, double-click on it and the name will appear in the "Source Filename" box along with a shorter version in the "Destination Filename" box.
• Add a short description of what the image is and why you're adding it to the "Summary" box. There's no need for detail - something like "Image for Siam-Sith Empire article" will be fine.
• Don't worry about the "Licensing" box - in most cases, people have no idea of what license any image they upload is used under anyway.
• If there's already an image with the same name, a warning will appear. Check the existing image, as it'll often be a duplicate of the one you're trying to upload. If it's different, change the name of yours otherwise yours will appear in place of the existing one (and will probably be out of context in any articles it appears within, which woun't make you very popular).
• Click "Upload File" and wait to be taken to the image. The one I've used is now [1] here.
• It's easiest to copy and paste the image title when you want to use it - for example, I've copied and pasted the name of the one I've used as an example into this code - [[File:Upload0001.jpg|thumb|100px|Here it is!]]. If I then use that code, the image will appear as it has done to the right of this text.

Hopefully, that'll work for you. If not, feel free to ask me again and we'll see if we can find the problem. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:43, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

## edit The Land Before Time

Nope, it's better. Hypnotizinghypnosis 15:16, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot)  01:24, Oct 16

Often I check but can't work how can I check before upload is corrupt file and reupload how to check upload sucessful. Template:UserDarkABC 3:37PM Oct 16 2009 (UTC)

You'll know the upload has been successful because your browser will show the image's page. If the image is corrupt, I can only assume it's a problem with your computer seeing as how you've tried several different images. Have you tried following POTR's instructions? Failing that, is the image available online elsewhere? If so, give me the url and I'll see if I can upload it for you. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:45, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Are you a super hero?

I don't know why I didn't think of this before and I hope you aren't offended by this. For a roleplaying game, a friend and I made a superhero robot who insisted he was Jewish (he had a metal yarmulke that was attached to his head). It may have had something to do with our gamemaster being Jewish. Im any case, it occurs to me he could have been named RabbiTechno. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:38, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Not as far as I know. However, it could well be the case that I am yet have failed to recognise the fact. Perhaps, one day, I shall observe an evil wrong-doer involved in some nefarious activity and in response will suddenly transform from a mild-mannered Jew into some sort of crime-fighting SuperJew. Could happen... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 07:19, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
It just occurred to me, an unBooks article about a SuperJew could be pretty komish. (I hope I'm using that word right--I'm covered in goyness). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 14:32, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
Komish in fact the correct word and means funny, as you evidentally already know. Unless, that is, you're referring to the matzoh meal and potato biscuits often baked and eaten during Pesach. I'll assume the former, because saying a potential Uncyclopedia article would be like matzoh meal and potato Pesach biscuits would just be weird and you don't seem weird to me. But anyway, I digress. That might indeed be fertile ground for di farvaylung. Let me know if you start it and I'll add it to my watchlist and quite possible let you know if I think of anything funny you might like to add to it. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:23, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
I don't feel capable of writing this myself. But I've been trying to recruit for Uncyclopedia the Gamemaster I mentioned, who is Jewish, and together we...hmm. And yes, I would definitely appreciate any suggestions you could give us. Me. Us. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 15:49, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
Good good - we could do with some more Jewish writers - it seems to just be Mordillo and myself these days, the rest of them have diaspora'd off to other parts of the Net. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:01, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
Oy veh, my drek is spritzed all over this schmutter... and that's as Jewish as this goyishe gets, sorry. Pup t 00:22, 18/10/2009
Well, that'sa good bit more than I can manage since I'm a complete putz when it comes to Yiddish and can only remember a biseleh of the things my bubbe used to say (usually when she was farnoshket, so it's mostly stuff you wouldn;t say in polite company). Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:47, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, let me know please. I have to go to a bah mitzvah later this year, and I need so material! On a side note, the VFH template on Baby Boomers is going to an old nomination. Do you think you could fix it? Pup t 12:02, 18/10/2009
Hmm - I'm not too sure how that can be sorted out. I think Mordillo is around, he could be the best person to ask. As for uncouth Yiddish expressions, try to talk to whoever prepares the food and refer to it as chazzerai. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:16, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

## editImproved in Some Article

Can you look at new article name Siam Invade Champa,,Rohan-Mordor Siam War and Battambang Dynasty to Improved like funny article about this article make Good Grammar and make like Funny. if you do this talk to me. User:DarkABC8:42, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

I'll have a look at some point, probably tomorrow. Not in quite the right frame of mind at the moment - drank too much last night. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:48, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

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## editActually

it's אוזני המן - (Ozney Haman) which are "the ears of Haman". I think Hamentachen is the Yiddish term. ~ 13:03, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

It says המן־טאַש in my cookery book, which is where I'm copying them from. It is a Yiddish cookery book, however, so I imagine you're right that this is the Yiddishe term. Do feel free to change anything I've added in Yiddish to Hebrew for the sake of consistency though, along with any errors on my behalf. I'm fairly certain I've mangled שלאָגן זיך בייגל, not least of all because "fight bagels" was the closest I could get to "fighting bagels." What little Yiddish I know comes from my bubbeh who, like most elderly ladies, preferred doing things like getting drunk and shouting at the cat to fighting so it's not a term I ever heard her use. Oh, and I have no idea of either the Yiddish or Hebrew term for feinkochen or mandelbrodt and if I try to transliterate into Yiddish I'll probably end up accidentally writing something really offensive. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:21, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
Also, I don't know the Hebrew for cholent, though in Yiddish it's טשאָלנט I believe. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:42, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnSignpost 29-10-2009

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## editThing

This needs a pic, and probably more funny stuff as well. I am far too busy to be here at all, and was probably too busy to add it in the first place. I am definitely too busy to add a pic or more funny, and I'm even too busy to ask you to do it. But could you add at least a pic, please? Now, got to run - did I mention I'm busy? Sucks when you have no internet at home - not that I'm telling you anything about that, of course... --UU - natter 13:43, Nov 25

I'm about to be busy in five or so minutes too - but my curiosity is piqued, so I'll definitely have a look and see what I can come up with. No internet at home? Bloody hell...which century do you live in?! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:49, November 25, 2009 (UTC)
It's called "moving house". We'll be connected by our new provider in "two to three weeks". Every day is a constant struggle... --UU - natter 13:56, Nov 25
You have my fullest sympathies there. I moved five times in the space of two years a few years ago - utter nightmare. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:11, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

## editMafia?

Look at that. The translation is not brilliant, but look at the section under "mafia". ~ 12:59, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

I suppose the pun is a bit too good to not have been thought of before - Googling it comes up with over 25k results but most of them seem to be vaguely anti-semitic bullshit about how hechsher is all a big scam to force gentile consumers into paying a stealth tax that funds Jewish causes. Seriously - do they think our methods are that obvious? Since we control the world economy, media and so on, we'd hardly need to pull some minor scam like that, would we? Goyim, eh? :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:13, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Indeed. They'll wake up one day, but it would be too late. Also, I will get back to the Jewish Cuisine as soon as I can, I just don't have the time right now :) ~ 13:20, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
Me neither - we just got a pet ferret three days ago, so he's using up all my time. Not an especially demanding pet, but far too cute to be left alone! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:22, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
That's definitely going on that article O_O ~ 13:40, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

## editThoughts?

I asked this on Mordillo's talk page, but an answer from you would be just as valid. I'd just like an answer while I may still have time to do something about it, if you have time to give one - it'll only take a second. --UU - natter 12:05, Dec 2

It wouldn't offend me, or no more than it ought to at any rate, although I haven't read it yet so who knows? In saying that, all my family have lived in the UK since the late 19th century so with the exception of one aunt who had the misfortune to be living in Poland (she survived Auschwitz) I've had far less exposure to Holocaust victims than most Jewish people. Anybody whose grandparents or other elderly relatives experienced 1940s Germany might not be so happy about it, though of course from what you've said it could be construed as a comment on the atrocities carried out by the Nazis rather than anti-semitic in any way. Also, I wrote the entry last year about Jewish teenagers sniffing gas to get high (which was such bad taste I actually feel a bit bad about it and will almost certainly be going to hell) so I might not be the best person to comment on it - I don't think 'Dillo will be that bothered (especially if you do try to work in a satirical comment on the Nazis and their trivialisation of cruelty and murder), but wait and see what he thinks just in case. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:39, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
Cool. For good or ill, the deed is now done. I just hope that asking this question in advance doesn't count as "tapping up a judge", particularly as I totally forgot you were actually judging that category" --UU - natter 14:16, Dec 2
I thought i best not to mention it! Looking forward to reading it. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:26, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Rabbi of Uncyclopedia

Can the Church of Uncyclopedia also be the Synagogue (or Shul or Temple) of Uncyclopedia? And as I'm a Father in the Church and am circumsized, fell in love with a Jew, am best friends with a Jew, celebrated Passover but without the blood on the door part which is maybe why my father's first born died (unfortunately, that part's true), read the Torah but not the whole Mishna because there's too many versions to read it all, could I be a Rabbi in the Temple? And while you're wondering why I'm asking so many silly questions, is this signature correct?  Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  03:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

I see no reason why not. It's a good excuse to avoid shaving and wear funny clothes without being a hippy, which is good. Oy, un "shmuesn" is rikhtik! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 09:57, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
I admit I had to look up "rikhtik." I learned it means "acceptable for use by a Goy pretending to be a Jewish rabbi as long as it has been approved for use on Uncyclopedia by RabbiTechno." Yiddish to Goy English Dictionary, published by Temple of Narishkayt, 5770.  Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:27, Kislev 17, 5770 (UTC)
I shouldn't worry unduly about that - I did, too. My knowledge of Yiddish extends to the four or so words I remember my grandmother using (all too explicit and offensive to use here) and the similar number I've learned since making a conscious decision to learn Yiddish some months ago. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:34, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
How about learning Hebrew, you shloch?! Well, if you study Yiddish at least you'll get the alphabet. ~ 11:29, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
I really ought to do so, I suppose. Not keen on the idea of studying, though - is there any sort of "Speak Hebrew" program for the brain available for free download? Oh - and שַׁבָּת שָׁלוֹם by the way. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:08, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

## editHey Rabbi

I think you're using an old version of the QVFD script. It's available as a gadget now, in your preferences. If you blank the relevant part in your js page and enable it as a gadget, it will automatically update when changes are made to the MediaWiki page. The same applies for ban patrol. Cheers! 16:14, 3 December 2009

I'm the sort of person who prefers to stick with something if it works - mine does, so I'll probably keep it until it does so no longer. The Ban Patrol script isn't really of much use to me since I very rarely BP anyone - but thanks for letting me know! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:21, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
Yes, but there've been double postings because this older version copies the article name differently. I think just refreshing your js page should be sufficient to update it, though. 16:25, 3 December 2009
Ah, I see - I'll change it in that case. Right - this is going to mean I need to remember where my js stuff is... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:42, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

## editA gitte shabes shmendrik

I wanted to update you on the most important news that I've created a perfect Babbke yesterday! ~ 11:27, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Gut shabbos, behaimeh. Sounds geschmak - care to share the recipe so I can veganise it for my own use? I'll be embarking on my usual quest to invent the perfect, not-hideously-oily, vegan latke within the next week - will pass on the details if I have any hatslokhe. Been wondering how I could make my Hanukkah sufganiyot with a sweet mincemeat filling too, as mince pies are by far the best thing about Christmas. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:24, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
...Vegan? You do know what a babbke is? O_O ~ 13:48, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
The cakey-bread stuff? If so, the butter should be easily replaced by margarine and there's various vegan chocolates available. Unless you're talking about bubkes - I can think of no non-animal product substitute for those... Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:55, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Ah! Sorry, I didn't realize that butter should be removed :) ~ 14:12, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
That explains it - I thought for a moment you were talking about some kosher meaty dish with a name similar to the cake I've always known as babke, with a name almost identical but for an extra b, which I'd never heard of. Inspiring - think I might bake one tomorrow, the missus hasn't sampled that one yet and she's been highly impressed by the sheer amount of sweet, cakey-bread-type things in Jewish cuisine thus far. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:18, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
We are the best, no doubt. ~ 17:16, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Jews = best cakes. Hippies = best bread. Jewish hippies = sublime baking. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:20, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Cheers!

 YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  22:56, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Happy Hanukkah

But wikipedia says that it starts tomorrow. :) FreddCan Shredd 10:14, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Yep - tomorrow at sundown (3.30 here). I'm sending out my Hanukkah Greetings early as I'm not likely to be online tomorrow. Chag sameach! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:18, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Wayyyy Too Slow

• (diff) (hist) . . Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD‎; 10:19 . . (+19) . . RabbiTechno (Talk | contribs | block) (+Cid Highwind) [rollback]
• (Huff log); 10:18 . . Under user (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "Cid Highwind" (content was: 'SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR GODDAM TEA!!' (and the only contributor was '82.0.83.150'))

Sharpen up, dammit! --UU - natter 10:21, Dec 10

Yeah, I spotted that. I'll have to remember to refresh Recent Changes more often. Anyway - SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR G-DDAM LATKE! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:25, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

## editAttention Judgeries!

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~ 18:35, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

## editחג שמח

I know, I'm giving you something that's already on your own user space. But I'm too foyl to make my own template. What a putz I am. Happy almost Hanukkah!  Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  21:10, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Re-using Hanukkah templates to save time and expense? Now that's baklert Yiddishe finantsyel klugshaft! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:30, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
I'll admit I really know very few Yiddish words, and am relying on a dictionary. But I think you said something like that's "sensible Jewish financial wisdom." Am I rikhtik?  Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:34, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Me too, actually - on a scale of one to ten, my Yiddish rates at about 0.5 (my Hebrew, meanwhile, rates at about "fucking atrocious"). But yes - you're right with that translation! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:18, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Wait, so now our yids don't know yiddish? We're doomed! Saturday, 10:26, Dec 12 2009
Not much opportunity to learn it in deepest darkest North Wales and East Anglia, where I grew up. I'm fluent in Jade Goody-esque Estuary English, however, innit. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:30, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Right proper language it is, doncher know. Saturday, 11:09, Dec 12 2009
Well proper to the max, bruv. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:15, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

## edit חנוכה

 Why do I need to provide this? has given you a dreidel for Hanukkah!Who needs Bingo when you got Teetotum?

## editNewb Proposal

 UN:LEGAL Legal Department Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal"."Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

Going to be a bit busy for the next few days - I'd get someone else to review it if I were you, presuming you'd like a faster response. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:54, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Nah. 'sides it's not a review, per se, but more of a collection of thoughts on how we might want to run Unlegal. (Oh, sorry for calling you Percy, I guess I don't know you well enough yet to assign nicknames....)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  06:08, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I think we should make a rule that Noobs can't make any edits here until they've proven themselves. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:21, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
You're not the first - every couple of years Uncyclopedia has a serious (serious for Uncyc, at any rate - in other words, it's serious for a few minutes and then we all call each other gay and talk about boobies instead) conversation about doing just that. The trouble is, whenever that happens, you'll suddenly get a group of IPs create a load of really good articles. We'd never have had Kitten Huffing, probably the best and best-known article to be created by an IP, were we to ban them altogether. Eternal vigilance is the price we pay for freedom and all that. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 19:29, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Oy vey! Did I accidentally say something that might have made sense? I honestly wasn't trying to. I was attempting to make the irony of saying you can't edit until you prove yourself by making good edits. I need to go back to ironye shule.  Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:56, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Now I want to write an article called: "Ireng Shui" or something. Maybe we should just have an ominous warning each time an IP edits an article... oh wait, NOW I get the joke, he he. Crap! I am so getting an ominous warning now.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  05:24, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
go eat shit fuckers [1]

### editReferences

1. Volte, Ed. Fisher Price: A Retrospective. Ottowa: Dewey, Cheetum & Howe, 2006.
-- 19:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Indeed. Not only the finest article ever created by an unregistered IP on Uncyclopedia, but the finest article ever created on Uncyclopedia. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 19:43, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
YES! And don't forget so cash and a wizard did it. 05:38, 16 December 2009

## editI got another one

Jewish Hell. That's as soon as we finish the current one and the Joseph & Marry one. Damn I fill depressed. I'll go and find something to drink. ~ 13:48, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Spooky. I thought exactly the same thing when I saw your comment of Modus' page. Got a feeling the problem will be deciding which ideas to keep rather than coming up with material for that one! Lunchtime drinking is the best antidote to depression going, I find - far better than Prozac. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

## editUnlegal, marijuana legalization, interoffice memo

As you are the unlegal uncyc resident expert on marijuana legalization, a question. I have studied the issue of the term "user" on uncy user pages and the possibility of changing the definition of "user" to include "user of marijuana 'joints'or 'pipefixen's'" (I believe those terms are included in the terminology used by drug addicts who use this substance). Can you do this by decree? If so, please do so. -end of interoffice memo- Aleister in Chains 01:33, December 18, '9 (UTC)

Provided doing so requires absolutely no effort whatsoever on my part, consider it done. And pass me those cigarette papers, will you? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:33, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

## editMensaje!

 CongratulationsYou have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness![[{|]] [[|}]]

23:00, 18 December 2009