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edit This can't be allowed to continue

Purity? There is no place for such things on this wiki. You'll thank me, in the long run. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:22, Jul 21

A virginal page....and I missed it...suppose its sloppy seconds.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit open things

not sure what to do with this I reached my limit on it I was going to put it out in hopes people would add to it. To me the concept of the page was to add a people thought of more things to open. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Lordarcadian (talk • contribs)

Hmm. Good idea, though I wonder if it'll work because HowTo is a lifeless backwater when compared to the rest of the wiki these days (though positively thriving in comparison to Why - serious pain in the arse finding anything to feature each week on there). However, you could just put it back into mainspace with a {{stuck}} tag and a brief explanation on the discussion page (I won't huff it now I know what you're doing, but it's worth explaining for the benefit of any other admins) and wait to see what happens, or you could keep it in your userspace for as long as you needto be worked on by you and by other users who you ask for help. I'd probably go for the first option, personally. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 05:38, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit A different conversation begins, without indication before I added this header

what the heck man, I haddn't even finnished with that page yet! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Job3220 (talk • contribs)

Firstly, sign your posts. Use four tildes (~~~~) to leave a signature and datestamp, otherwise we have to faff about finding out who you are. Many people won't bother and will simply ignore you. Secondly, try to explain what you're actually saying - again, most people won't bother and will ignore you if you leave a vague statement. Thirdly, your article had been added to QVFD, making it a candidate for deletion as it failed to meet Uncyclopedia's standards (yeah, I know - I was pretty amazed when I heard Uncyclopedia had standards too). Finally, since I did make the effort to find out who you are, what you were trying to say to me and the name of your article, I've restored it so you can continue working on it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:23, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

thanks! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Job3220 (talk • contribs)

Four tildes, remember? ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 06:29, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit The previous conversation continues, again without indication before I added this header

thank you for the advice I just decided to huff them all. I wanted to tidy up the loose ends. Too politicle around here. I could care less about imaginary awards or what not just wanted to share a few ideas make a couple luaghs. But i do think that happy monkey should be reconsidered for the NOTM. laryntha or what ever is a sock of a 2009 account. and another ip account. from the same year. it is right in the talk page. Lordarcadian 09:15, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
That's not such a bad thing to do once in a while - I tend to leave articles unfinished for ages so once in a while I have to go through them and huff anything over a certain age which I'm unlikely to finish.

Uncyc is not necessarily overly political, it's just that with several thousand users and only a few admins there needs to be a few rules in place otherwise the whole site would rapidly be filled with sub-par articles and shite. Like you, I'm not worried about the awards (though I'm not about to refuse whenever I win one), but they do act as a way of encouraging people to write. OK, so they don't really mean anything, but people do like to win stuff even if it's just a bit of code on their userpage and since nobody here gets paid that's what keeps some writers going. For that reason, it's not worth worrying about NotM too much, but if you're right and Lyrithya is a sock, s/he'll soon be made ineligible for the award. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:18, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Thats true, by any account it is a cool site overall. keep up the good work guys. and stay funny. 71.51.120.60 16:12, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Stay funny? Surely we need to start being funny first? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:16, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Now that was funny........lordA 71.51.120.60 16:18, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
I just proofread HowTo:Drown and made a few small adjustments. Unless someone writes something spectacular between now and Saturday, it'll be the featured article on [[HowTo:]] next week. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:31, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

nice 71.51.120.60 17:00, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticePS3 14:00, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit VFD template

Do you think it would be a good idea to add # to the VFD template? I ask because we always use it anyways, and it might save us some time. Saberwolf116 18:15, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

Can't see any reason not to. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:16, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Dear Rabbi

how many times articles a day are deleted?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

If you mean how many articles are deleted each day, a fair few, a number which, naturally, varies. --ChiefjusticePS3 19:14, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
Or, if you mean how many times each day, it also depends - if there are no admins about all day, then possibly not at all (thought that's unlikely). Otherwise, whenever an admin decides to check. There's no set times so also no particular times you should check to see if there's any archiving or suchlike. Just do it when you think of it and when you can be bothered; it's a pretty easy job really! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:20, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
I see. Now lets say something much bigger, like, a month--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:33, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit Say Rabbi

Are the changes that I've made on the main page are visible? Did you catch them? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:09, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

Nope - nothign different so far as I can see. Or so I thought, but then SUDDENLY...! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:23, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
No, seriously, do you see it or not? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:51, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
I can see what you've done when I look at the edit history but can't see anything different on the actual page. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Damn chose option! ~Jewriken.GIF 13:58, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Yep - that's working! Glad you liked it, by the way - I didn't really plan on actually making that and just sort of knocked it together in a few seconds :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:02, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
I can see, I can see perfectly. --The Forger from The Great Escape
Incidentally, what do you chaps think of ? Can't see a lot of point in keeping it, personally, but some people seem to like that sort of thing. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:07, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
My delete finger twitched involuntarily, but then I went to lunch. We already have snowman and, I think, others. I don't see much point in it, and it probably won't get linked to from anything. But on the other hand, it's kinda harmless and some people seem to like that sort of thing. But on the other other hand, Kip isn't actually here right now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:16, Jul 23
"If it ain't broke..." Might as well leave it I suppose - as you say, it's harmless. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:18, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Although I do usually prefer the alternative motto "If it ain't broke, take it apart and make it go faster." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:19, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
My version is: "if it ain't broke, and it's electrical, my daughter hasn't dribbled on it yet". --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:22, Jul 23
"If it ain't broke, break it." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:23, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit VFD & Nav

HELPME suggested that we put Votes for Deltion along side VFH & VFP in the community navigation links on the left side of the page. Thoughts? Saberwolf116 19:49, July 23, 2010 (UTC)

It's there anyway (in the links section), so there's no reason it shouldn't be shifted along a bit so all three are together. Ask someone who isn't as crap at coding as I am and see if they'll sort it out for you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:13, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
It would be really simple to add, but there is a reason that it isn't there. Basically, it'd be the equivalent of a court system bragging that it executes people. Not really a good image for us to portray to the average Uncyclopedia reader. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 10:28, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
I imagine the average regular knows it exists anyway, and others shouldn't be too shocked to discover we have quality control. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:32, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Well, we really don't want the average user coming on to VFD. Trust me. They have poor quality control senses. There is no real reason to put VFD on the sidebar anyway. It won't increase activity on it (just like it didn't increase the activity of VFH and VFP). Those who are going to vote on it already are. No way to change that. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 10:36, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Hmm. I think Dexter's got me convinced with his argument - we don't really need to attract inexperienced/casual users to VFD. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:44, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Looking at it that way, I think he's got me too. Barring any arguments from HELPME, I think we're decided on this one. Saberwolf116 12:53, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
Arguments? Nah. It was just an idea I had.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Sunday, 03:19, July 25 2010 UTC

edit Much thanks from Romartus and I

Jeff3

The Yardbirds, by whom god has been blessed, are well pleased with thee, Rabbi. הרב, אתה קצין וג 'נטלמן! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:28, Jul 24

'Twas a deserved feature. I'll never forget the time they really did dedicate a song to me, back in 1967. Amazing, really - especially because I wasn't born for another seven years after that. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:35, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Heh, Google translate is becoming better, there's only one grammatical mistake in that phrase that can easily ignored were I not so anal about Hebrew grammar. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:22, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
נכון מאוד! יארדבירדס עשו להקדיש שיר לך. זה נקרא, "אדון אתה אדם טוב ממני" - לראות!? הגדת עתידות היתה המומחיות שלהם. לחיים!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:32, Jul 25
That reads as - very true! Yardbirds did devote song you. It's called, Sir you are a better man than me. To see?! Fortune telling was their specialty. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:13, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pages for deletion/Votes for deletion

I'm rather bored and looking for something to do, so I was wondering if you would object to me redirect all of the archives to their "Votes for" equivalent (Example: "Uncyclopedia:Votes for Deletion/archive182"). Would this mess up some sort of this we have going on with the archives, or should is just not be done? If it can be, can I do it? Saberwolf116 06:33, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Damn. you are bored! Go for it - it can always be reverted if it screws anything up. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:37, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
I'm trying to do it at the moment, but I keep getting stopped every few minutes with a page that says "action throttled". Saberwolf116 16:28, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, that's just an anti-spam measure. You apparently don't have the right clearance to not be affected by it. Hahahaha! Anyway, what is the point of you doing this? I'm seeing no real reason. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:39, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
It's something that's always bothered me, for some reason. All of the other archives have the same names as the main one. Plus, I'm really bored. Saberwolf116 16:47, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Lies. You're on notice. Understand? If you don't, then go watch some Stephen Colbert. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:53, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Crap. Am I more or less on notice then Conservapedia? Saberwolf116 17:01, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
Conservapedia isn't on notice again till they take aim at the aim I taketh to them. Rabbi knows what I'm talking about. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:06, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

BTW Rabbi, archives 40 and 42 are protected. Could you unlock them so I can move it? Saberwolf116 18:23, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit You have just committed what could well be the last mistake you'll ever make

Deleting Mossad? That can't be good to your health. Hold on, is there someone at the door?! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:28, July 25, 2010 (UTC)

Mossad. Sounds stupid. I support its deletion because its name is silly--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:20, July 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Rabbi, maybe you'll like this if you like the fortunetellers Yardbirds

THIS. Hope you do.. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:42, Jul 29

edit Give me a Five minute ban

And I'll let you live--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 17:51, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit Re:HowTo:AvoidGrues

Yeah, only the top part was really funny. I think I might try and turn that into an article or something. --Asdfftxdn 15:05, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

Your wish is my command, sahib. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:07, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:59, 5 August 2010

edit Always nice to be acknowledged

I was thrilled to discover that I was drowned this year. Keep up the good work! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:26, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

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edit Stick this somewhere

Ketchup1 Nominated Potatochopper of the Month
This user has been nominated for Potatochopper of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Potatochopper of the month.

edit Thank You

Thanks for the encouraging words - I have added some images (though I may try and find an alternate one for the "protesters") - the only problem is trying to beef-up the article without messing with the joke (it seems rather short compared to some of the things on this site): then again I guess it is still new so can grow.. Thanks again --Inferno-Mouse 16:44, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the spellchecking - I really need to renew my grammar classes (the curse of years of online gaming) - hopefully didn't misspell too many things --Inferno-Mouse 17:48, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

Only a couple - nothing to worry about. The article's good, by the way, but it'd be better with some more links as there's none in the second half. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:54, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
you're right - added some, still not sure about the protest photo - it's either my laptop or my eyes but it seems to be messing with the page's layout - ah well --Inferno-Mouse 18:05, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
What do you think? Better with some changes to the images or not? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
It looks fine to me - I think its a good enough little article now, appreciate the help on tweaking it --Inferno-Mouse 19:46, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
Glad to hear it! That's definitely one of the best first articles I've seen in a while. No need to say thanks, that's what admins are for. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:48, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

this is Inferno-Mouse - although I'm sure it's bad practice to talk on userpages after being apparently banned I just wanted to ask that my userpage and contributions be removed from the site, that's all I really need to say as anything else would just be too much like stirring up drama (or whatever) - I don't know if admins can delete userpages or not but I'd settle for the articles I put on the main-site. at any rate I'll leave it be and apologise for cluttering the talkpage with what's probably a futile request.

edit When Did You Last See Your Trousers?

Now that I have your attention. Just a question Rabbi Techno. I don't see your name on the EMC New fag list. When did you join this esteemed establishment? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:54, August 15, 2010 (UTC)

As Rabbi Techno on January the 21st, 2007. Prior to that, as an IP, on February the 9th 2006. What a waste of four and a half years! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:00, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit I haz a technicality

It appears that NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE was created on Aug 10th, [I can't check the log, but that was the only day User:Black-People-Suck was active according to his non-deleted edits) and nominated for deletion on the 15th. However, unless I'm mistaken, any VFD noms of an article under 7 days old are invalid. --Mn-z 21:48, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

5 days=7 days. I just beat you with math.--HM (T) 01:55, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticePS3 12:03, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Your FAME precedes you

I didn't thank you for Payola feature because that could be taken as Payola. So I was in a tight spot. But never late than ever. You rock! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:49, Aug 30

edit Look

I'm going to be as respectful as possible here since you have the power to ban my ass into orbit but WHY did you steal my sandwich?

Not guilty. I was walking past it and thought to myself, "Blimey - who'd leave a totally delicious-looking hummus, carrot and pine nut sandwich unguarded like that?" when all of a sudden a passing poltergeist grabbed it and bore it aloft directly into my mouth. It then proceeded to manipulate my jaw with its unseen hands before stroking my throat rather as one might do when attempting to get a cat to take a pill, forcing me to swallow it. So don't blame me, call Ghostbusters. PS - remember to sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:38, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit You're winner!

Michael Winner? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:52, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month August 2010 Don't use it all in one place! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:30, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

Well bugger me. Still can't believe I was even nominated for this, never mind that I won it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 01:31, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Cowplant


Thank you for the great belated birthday present! (Yes, August is my IRL birthday, I just hit the big 4-0.) Here, have some cake.
-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:15, September 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit I only know 1 Rabbi, and among them all, you're the best!

Thought:

Cquote1 If you explode an atomic bomb inside a printing press will that produce the complete works of William Shakespeare? Cquote2
Cquote1 Certainly not! But it will produce the complete works of Uncyclopedia Cquote2
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 22:15, Sep 2
Cquote1 If you exploded an atomic bomb inside Uncyclopedia, would it produce a printing press? Cquote2
Cquote1 Almost certainly not. However, that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a good thing to do. Cquote2

Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:55, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Fuck off you pig dog NAZI scum !!!

Hey you pushy ass wad, I was working on that cheap dirt weed from Mexico page and it was a work in progress. I didn't even get the formatting done and you deleted it. Why don't you go fuck another bagel and feed it to your fat ugly sister which would give me the minute needed to finish? Better yet, I do it myself.

Just for that, I am now going to deny the holocaust and kick a jew every day for the rest of my life in retaliation.

Rabbi fucks bagels? Shit just got real. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat00:43, Thursday 09 September 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
Perhaps you should have put a work in progress tag on it, then? Secondly, I gave you more than a minute - it had been unedited for five minutes, which is the period I allow any article. Thirdly, it had been added to QVFD. Fourthly, sign your posts or we'll have no idea who you are or what you're talking about. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:33, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit About Why?:Should you get a new couch?

Just popping by. I just found out that my article, Why?:Should you get a new couch?, was featured, and I thought I'd come by and ask you, since you put the template on the page, how it got featured. I haven't been able to find a VFH entry anywhere for the article. Don't think that I'm complaining! I'm not, this is fantastic! Just curious. Anyway, hello. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:30 Thursday, September 9, 2010

It's a featured Why? - on the Why? portal page. Not a main page feature. Yet. Why? features don't get voted on, hence you won't find a page. They do tend to be good articles thought - the Rabbi knows his stuff. So you should still be pleased! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:22, Sep 9

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:53, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit cokie

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Thanks for BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERING IN COLD BLOOD that redirect for me. Here, have an LP: http://www.gamespite.net/talkingtime/showthread.php?t=7378 --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:06, September 11, 2010 (UTC) Note that it was halachically despatched, too, and therefore the corpse is kosher. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:16, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit If

I was given a ban and I bribed you with 2000 pics of busty hot girls would you unban me?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:19, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

I'd be tempted. However, Mrs. Rabbi also uses this computer and upon discovering the pics would cut off my bollocks, so I'll have to say no. But I would, otherwise. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 19:22, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit To be - or not to be - that is the Rabbi

You-Are-Cool

I’m speechless! Respectfully

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:53, Sep 12
He only wears a skullcap because he wants to look like me. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:33, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Please delete my article

Can you please delete this article? Also, your comment generator is ineffective and I ended up creating an article, please delete it. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kyurem CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 11:16, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Done. Comment generator...? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:21, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit In chat...

...right now if you want to bit a chat. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:31, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Yes

Yes there actually was. Uncyclopedia is trying to remove the Axis of Evil Doers joke, as they belive it is old. I really wish they did not, but oh well. So, we are all tyring to remove it.

Ah, I see. However, you need to ask an admin to delete a page - deleting the contents will just result in a non-functioning template tag. Your best bet is to add anything you believe should be deleted to QVFD, where either myself or another admin will - sooner or later - find it and delete it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:31, September 16, 2010 (UTC)


edit n00b Lilly here :)

Just wondered if i have got my Mary Bale entry correct? now edited and pictures added :) Many thanks.

Only found this site today, ive had a laugh looking through it :D You liked my peter mandelson sex face curse :D

The Mary Bale article (and incidentally, I bet that cat's going to kick her head in one of these days) looks pretty good to me. Take note of the ICU - which is intended as an aid, despite the reaction many people have when one appears on their articles - and it'll be a decent article in no time. You can remove it once you'ce carried out the recommended changes, but remember to explain that you've made those changes in the edit summary. By the way, if you finish off your posts on talkpages with four tildes (~~~~) then it'll create a signature and time stamp, so you won't need to explain who you are. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:10, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Dawg! I hope you watch all dis mothafuckin’ vdo

Lou from 'Far Out Man' Tommy Chong of Cheech & Chong07:55

Lou from 'Far Out Man' Tommy Chong of Cheech & Chong

425


I am devoted to only one Rabbi, and you’ll do!"
 :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 21:59, September 18, 2010 (UTC)


edit Aye Aye Capn'

Hello it's Maniac Mcpee. I just want to say that it would be funnier if Krusty was Christian because orginally in the Simpsons hes Jewish. Ken the Clown.

That was what I was suggesting - goyische means, literally, not Jewish but can usually be taken to mean a Christian. Ought to be an easy theme to follow, too, because you can just take any Simpsons joke based around Krusty's Jewishness and reverse it to be about Christianity instead. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:41, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Quack.

Do not feed the ducks

quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:35, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Question

Your Hi-ness. HERE is a short how to. I'm not sure if its good enough for HowTo main-space, or, if its even any good for HowNotTo main-void. Would you be so kind as to tell me what to do with this bit of lunacy? Hail! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:53, Oct 1

Looks perfectly acceptable to me - even a potential feature for the HowTo page in a quiet week (ie; most weeks). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:52, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Greetings

Greetings, Your Majestic Adminship RabbiTechno, my name is DivinexUltima and I would like to give Haruhi Suzumiya some love around here by putting her on the US Presidents template. If she is the 45th president, why did you remove her?

Sincerely,

DivinexUltima 18:53, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

Because, so far as I can see (and a quick Google search seems to confirm this), she is a fictional character in some Japanese stories about s girl with some sort of power to alter reality - not the 45th president of the USA. While truth takes a back seat on Uncyclopedia, that particular template acts as a navigational aid to those trying to find funny articles about American presidents (to do that, it should probably link to another website altogether) and having her name on there really doesn't help it to serve that purpose. If you add links to pages such as the one on Manga, not only will they fit in with the page better but people likely to want to read the article on Haruhi are more likely to find them. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:08, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
Alright, I understand, but can you do me a favor and lock her page? There's been some rabble over some new edits, and I've been trying to negotiate on its final shape. DivinexUltima 23:02, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
Rather than locking it - which will prevent good edits too - I suggest you create a copy as a userspace article and keep what seems good. Then, move it back into mainspace when you're done. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:10, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Can you up that block?

Pretty much he just walked around typing "Fuck you Jew-Biscuit" for 10 minutes before getting bored and adding stupid pages. He's a wanker. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:28, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

Bah, see you got to it already. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:29, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
I was lenient because the term Jew-Biscuit made me laugh, but then I saw he'd been fucking about with userpages. Anyway, now to get rid of his second sock account. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:31, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit hey

i was gonna finish that project, i was too busy right now, it was a good concept wasnt it? the finger that flames 20:48, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

That's why we have the {{construction}} tag - adding it to an unfinished article will ensure it remains unhuffed and - theoretically at least - unmolested for seven days so you can return to it. However, if you tell me which article it is you're talking about, I'll be more than happy to restore a copy to a userspace page where you can take as long as you like over it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:35, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Bar Bet Winner

Bar-bet-winner

Is RabbiTechno cool?

יהי הר של אושר עבור המבורך הרב טכנו! --Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:16, Oct 9

WTF is that weird squiggly writing? Has a drunken spider paddled in ink before staggering across my talkpage? (Also, may there be mountains of joy for you also :-) ) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:01, October 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit *Walks around admiringly*

I don't think I've ever been here before. *leaves a hug and sneaks back out* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:06, 11 Oct

Really? As you can see, it's humble but I call it home. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:07, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
*stares confusedly at tail sticking out from a microwave* I didn't know ferrets like napping there... O_o Ah well... to each their own. I started a call centre job today. Decided I like it, despite the pay being low... Since it's a place where 95% of customers don't call with the intention of yelling at me! :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:14, 11 Oct

edit UnNews:Toyota recalls cars unable to steer left

Help! I moved "recall" to "recalls" and asked via QVFD for the redirect to be deleted. You have deleted the page and left the redirect, which redirects to nothing! Are you asserting the superiority of British grammar, or did you make a mistake? Spıke ¬ 16:51 21-Oct-10 Whoops, back to normal now. Thanks. Spıke ¬ 16:53 21-Oct-10

Yes, it was a mistake - I'd been up since 3.30am and worked a ten hour shift. I did realise at the time, but then I forgot. Ah well. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:53, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Ban request

Please ban User:92.0.131.18 as keeps on vandalising my userpage. --Handy Smurf 00:27, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Would have been a pleasure - but the Chief was awake and I was not. Let me know if you have any problems with anyone you suspect to be the same person with a different IP. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:00, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Regarding your message.

Was the bit about you going to ban yourself a joke. Also where should I report them then? Kiko4564 16:34, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

There'd be very little point in me banning myself anyway, as it's impossible to ban an admin permanently anyway (except in very special cases, when an admin is also permanently stripped of admin rights, something that has never happened here). Ban patrol is the right place to report people who you believe would benefit from a ban, but the rule about keeping chatter to a minimum is one of the very rules of the wiki that is enforced. However, as Mhaille is one of our oldest and most respected admins, I don't think we'll see him getting banned any time soon. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:38, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
He is evil, though. The stuff about whippets, pigeons and Chorley Cakes is true, too - I'd offer video proof, but the FBI would come and take away my hard drive if they thought I'd been looking at that sort of stuff. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:41, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Mhaille also owes me a pint and some good company if I ever see him within a walking distance from a pub. So he must be evil! -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:48, 13 Nov
He lives Oop North - where any point is within walking distance (and often considerably less) of a pub. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:50, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Which is why when Luvvies are in Oopper North, they might come by before flying back home... A risk of visiting other sites in Britain will be included, however that trip isn't planned for until 2011 at earliest... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:17, 13 Nov
Well, do let us know if you should happen to be passing Cambridge. We have what is possibly the best pub in the country here. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:19, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
We also have the biggest pub in the country, but it's a long way off being the best. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:20, November 13, 2010 (UTC)
Well I do need to pop by eventually, don't want my accent to get too Americanised. That would be so wrong. I quite enjoy sounding like I could blend in around your parts. Makes people think I am this "smart" thing some individuals keep referring to. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:13, 13 Nov

edit YOU WON A SWARM OF AFRICANIZED KILLER JESUS!

JesusDances

He was a good Jewish boy who got some funny ideas in his kopf (probably as a result of taking too much ecstasy, looking at the way he dances). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:53, November 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticePS3 14:29, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congratulations!

You're a duck! Or something. On Illogicopedia, that's a good thing... sort of. Actually, we have this whole pile of really weird politics, with a bunch of ducks and a bunch of anti-ducks... it's rather strange. I wonder if that wasn't just a typo, and there was some relation?

Somehow, I doubt it... but still, congratulations on being a duck. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101120 - 18:01 (UTC)

I'm rather proud of my recent transformation and hope nobody turns me back into a human. Always liked ducks. Quack! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:14, November 22, 2010 (UTC)
Mmm, ducks are scary, though. Please don't hurt anyone... too much. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101122 - 18:11 (UTC)

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:03 (UTC)

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 04:40, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Greetings By A Uncyclopedian tsar

Hello! :) --PeterITheGreat 01:43, December 4, 2010 (UTC)PeterITheGreat Well hello. Want some help with sorting out your signature? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:12, December 4, 2010 (UTC)


edit Mudrippers deserve a place on the map

Mudrippers dominate the town i come from, and while they truly are all morons, they have quirks funny enough that can be made fun of and everyone can laugh at. please remove the tag, or give me permission to do so, and not have another tag placed on the mudripper page. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Naruhina00 (talk • contribs)

Since you've made significant improvements to the page, I'm happy to do so. Two points, however: 1; don't forget to sign your posts on talkpages by adding ~~~~ after your comment, and 2; adding comments directly to an article, such as the one in the Side Notes section, isn't going to do you any favours whatsoever when you're asking an admin to remove an ICU tag. In fact, it'll be more likely to get you banned from the site. Last of all - the article's considerably better now, so well done for taking the points in the ICU onboard and carrying out the improvements (since you'd done this, you'd have been justified in removing the tag yourself but I've done so). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:44, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, not only for the tag removal, but the edit on the title section. 64.33.161.42 15:35, December 7, 2010 (UTC)NaruHina00

No problem - that's what we're here for. You'll need to be signed in for your signature to work, by the way. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:43, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

I'll get it right eventually. Naruhina00 15:59, December 7, 2010 (UTC)Naruhina00

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticePS3 16:12, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hello

Rabbi, I would rather keep the Kettering (no England nor england) page. The article doesn't show up on a search - how do I fix this? Thanks for your help. 'Tis done - you simply need an admin to wave his or her magic huffing wand. Kettering is definitely a better title, as people from Kettering are more likely to enter "Kettering" as a search request than "Kettering, England." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:41, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Murc O' Garage - Kettering Article

Would rather keep Kettering. Thanks

Like I say, it's done. By the way, to sign posts on talkpages, forums etc., just add ~~~~ after whatever it is you want to say and it'll automatically insert your name and a timestamp. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:51, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Seeking reviewers.

I am seeking pee reviewers for my Fisher-Price (company) article and no has contributed yet. I'm not trying to be impatient. I just need some reviewers. Would you kindly ask the reviewers to reviews my article? On that note, I've seen a lot vandalism from random IP's on the Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fisher-Price (company). I have a suggestion; should the admins lock the article so that only registered users can only edit? Tell me what you think. Thanks so much! DJ Mixerr 18:46, December 11, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions)

I'm not sure it needs to be locked just yet as it hasn't suffered much vandalism - one of them an IP who in all likelihood will never be seen again and one by an idiot who I banned yesterday. I don't usually do pee reviews because they're so mind-numbingly tedious, but Sunday afternoons are more tedious still and the prospect of doing one actually seemed quite exciting for a while. So, just this once, I've reviewed it for you. It really wouldn't take many improvements at all and I'd be giving much higher scores. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:57, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Murc O' Garage UKIP Manifesto

Ironically, the UKIP manifesto was put together to practice formatting. The article is a collection of my suggestions to the Govt's Spending Challenge website - I was eventually blocked from that site. Thanks for the feedback - will tidy up.

Good man! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:01, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Reading messages

I've just read the 'Murc O' Garage 17:40, December 12, 2010 (UTC)' message. Murc O' Garage 17:40, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Murc

On the subject of User:Murc O' Garage, he's very good. Why not suggest to some kind soul that they should adopt him briefly, not that it looks like he needs much help. But this guy is clearly worh encouraging to stay around. --Sog1970 21:24, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit UKIP Manifesto

Rabbi,

Done all I'm capable of with regards formatting with some help from others.

Nomination would do my ego the world of good.

Murc O' Garage 23:37, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Thanks for HowTo featuring HowTo:Go into the light. That was unexpected and nice. Give my best to the gang down at that last place we drank them all under the table, I hear some of them still haven't gotten up /a way to make Garage think you and I are fast buds, drinking people under the table together and then beating up those two hobo children in the back alley. Aleister 23:55 12 12

Perhaps we do do that, but we get so drunk when we do it that neither of us have any recollection of it whatsoever. We might do all sorts of things - speaking of which, it wasn't you that gave me this itchy rash, was it? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:05, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:22, 16 December 2010

edit The Simpsteins

I am interested in reviving the Simpsteins article and making it funnier. Can you restore it? --MANIAC MCPEE 20:13, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

'Twould be a pleasure. I'll restore it as a userspace article so you can take as long as you require over it. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:42, December 22, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you. Now I can add some pictures and maybe episodes.

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:52, 23 December 2010

edit Forum:Some very hostile remarks.

As I see you're on duty: Please consider deleting Section 1 of this. It will do nothing except convert this situation to one filled with drama, to one filled with more drama. Spıke ¬ 16:55 26-Dec-10

It looks relatively safe to me, but I've been up since 4am (you seriously don't want ever want to be a newsagent) so it's a case of tl;dr,just flicked my eyes over it. Tell me the exact bits you think are likely to lead to trouble and I'll have another look. :-)Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:00, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

It seeks to showcase a hilarious satire John Lydon has written about the 13 (awful) edits Riker made before declaring that we didn't sufficiently love him. As I say on that article's talk page, it was and is cyber-bullying. Normally I wouldn't care, as it is in userspace, but pointing to it will propel the blood-feud forward for the sole purpose of showing that we can write snappier insults than Riker can.

Separately, I think that Meganew and Iwillkillyou333 are looking for drama and their activist defense of Uncyclopedia against this guy, other vandals, admins, and anyone else, actually serves none of the site's purposes. The best way to get Riker to stand down is for everyone to stop baiting him. Spıke ¬ 17:20 26-Dec-10

OK. 'tis gone. I'm sorely tempted to delete the whole lot of it, but it looks rather like the sort of thing that'd just flare up elsewhere on the site, so it might be best to let it burn itself out. Hopefully, people will get bored of it soon and go and do something a little more productive. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:44, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit A Request

Could you Autoconfirm Protect my userpage to where only users can edit it? That would certainly hinder the YLT's attempt to mess it up... --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 19:08, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

edit Excuse me

I'm SunnyChow. I am using a proxy to make contact with you as I'm banned, with reason "nobody cares". I know I have deleted some content in article Hong Kong. In my opinion, what I delete is about some unoffial anthropomorphism cosplay of Hong Kong railways. This content is inserted for advertising themselves, not for fun. If the culture in en-uncyclopedia didn't approve me to delete content without discussion, I apologize and promise I won't do it again. May you unban me please?--User:SunnyChow17:14, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Sounds a reasonable enough plea to me. We admins can be a little trigger-happy sometimes, and when I saw your edit summary I assumed you'd removed something that you found critical of either Hong Kong or its residents - so, my apologies. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:22, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hong Kong

SunnyChow was right. Most of the section he deleted, and several other sections, were written by someone who did not realize this was a humor wiki. Instead, I rewrote the Transportation section. This deletes the same text he deleted but retains and recaptions the photos. Spıke ¬ 17:46 27-Dec-10

Yes, realised that after he (she?) left me the message above. Must remember to actually have a look at what someone's deleted in future. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:49, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I don't think the previous material was cosplay but promotional material for the train system and its merger. The old photo caption was also promotional. Again, the photos remain, but their new captions hardly promote either a business or cosplay! (In fact, one of them now links to a page on Japanese anime that I just saved from VFD.) What Sunny tried to delete was a very mechanical listing of the exact rail routes and engines. As he said originally--it wasn't funny. Spıke ¬ 17:53 27-Dec-10

Bloody admins, eh? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:56, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't say a thing. Have contacted Sunny on his talk page--where he once apologized for his grammar, something I can help him with, whereas he can help me on not having been to the place I'm writing about in 20 years. Spıke ¬ 18:10 27-Dec-10

Good good. Always a joy to see a collaboration being born! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:15, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, screw this goodness and reasonableness; there's something here that must be said! Bloody admins! *shakes fist* *runs away* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:16, 27 December 2010
High time you proles mutinied, if you ask me. Viva la revolution! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:21, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
Eh, mutiny? You people are just annoying. Horribly annoying. Well, some aren't so annoying, though, which makes them even more annoying... I'm not telling you what category you fall under, though, nuh-uh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:29, 27 December 2010
I hope to be among the "so annoying they make me want to bite people." Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:36, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
*bites JT* Hmm... nope, sorry. You're not that annoying. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:44, 27 December 2010

edit Oh hai

When searching "Uncyclopedia" on Twitter, I saw this, clicked it, and then read your deletion message. Fucking hilarious. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:31, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit Gingerbiscuit

You deleted it. Damn. But i think that you have these rare "adminsuperpowers" (or "rabbisuperpowers"), so i think that can you move that thing into mine userspace? Can you? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:34, 30 December 2010

edit UnSurvey: Genies

Copy back please and thank you--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:08, December 31, 2010 (UTC)

Eh? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:22, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
Sorry, let me rephrase that: Can you put this article that you deleted on my userspace? Please and thank you.(User:Iwillkillyou333/UnSurvey:Genies)--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:05, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit About Didier Drogba Page

Hi I have recently added new content to this page and i think its ready to be put back on Uncyclopedia as it has more content than most pages. <insert name here>

I'll have a look. By the way, sign with ~~~~ rather than the {{USERNAME}} template and it'll automatically add your name, the time and date. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:46, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
OK, I've tidied it up a bit more and shifted it back into mainspace for you. It might be a good idea to spend a bit more time on it, though - it's quite repetitive in places. Perhaps focus on some specific incidents in Drogba's real life career too, as this will give it a more topical and satircal tone (I'd help you with that, only what I know about football could be written on the back of a postage stamp in big letters and without using any ink). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:17, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hey thanks for the help !!

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:55, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit IP Address

Hi, I just made a couple of edits to my User:Mysterynonymous/Iggy page but forgot to sign in. Would you replace my IP string with Mysterynonymous? I am concerned about my privacy.

The rebbe's part of the world is largely asleep. Anyone, including you, can edit that page. No one, including him, can undo from the history what existed at one point. It is the nature of this place. Spıke ¬ 02:21 7-Jan-11
Weell... revisions can be hidden. But IPs float around, and if it happened once, it'd happen again. Only thing really to do is just be careful, really, or enlist the services of a proxy if you're paranoid. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 • GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 05:47, 7 January, 2011 (UTC)

edit UN:BP

Hope so, but he was a determined little firecracker looking at his edit summaries.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 15:05, Jan 9 2011 UTC

I was actually halfway through banning him when I saw you reasoning with him, and I do like to give people a chance when possible. He seems to be leaving it alone since then, so it looks like you managed to get through. I'll ban if he does it again, though. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:11, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:14, Jan 13 2011 UTC

edit Excuse me, Mr. Admin fella...

Why did you hack up 770 revisions of a deleted page of which you had just deleted only three revisions? There may have been reasons why some of them were deleted, but for that matter, do people really need to see the main bulk of the thing? *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:52, 15 January 2011

Ah, good to see that someone was paying attention and spotted my deliberate mistake. You may leave the class one minute before the other boys and girls. (Actually, I had a few beers last night and screwed it up due to being hungover). Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:11, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Oh...
On a completely unrelated note, since you're an admin and stuff, could I get you to unprotect this and this? Zombiebaron protected them because we thought they were ready for the mainpage, but apparently they weren't... bugs, and stuff. And he went to bed before I remembered to get him to unprotect them and now I can't fix it.
Plus some stuff is in the cascading that oughtn't be, really... apparently neither of us are any good with this cascading thing. It's all weird and complimacated! *flails* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:42, 15 January 2011
You should be able to edit the second one now - however, due to the fact that I'm crap at this sort of thing, I have no idea how to change the protection settings on the first one without my handy admintabs appearing at the top of the page, so can't help you there. I also know absolutely nothing about cascading, so I'll have to leave that to you as well. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:00, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you, Olipro :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:03, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks, mon. And you saw Olipro did the other one, and the cascading is gone, so it's all good, man. We, and by we, I mean mostly Zombiebaron, can worry about putting things back properly later. If we can even figure out what 'properly' would even be... *whistles* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:06, 15 January 2011
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