User talk:RabbiTechno

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Energy
This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is sometime in the future. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.


I'll still be dropping in from time to time, so messages will be answered and I'll still be on IRC so can still be summoned in the case of vandalism crises/emergency circumcision/offers of free alcohol and suchlike. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 16:36, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Techno inside

If you wish to leave me a message, kindly use the handy little 'Kvetch Here' button that I've so considerately placed just below for your convenience. I'll probably forget to look at this page for months anyway. In fact, you'll probably have better luck if you try to contact me using telepathy.

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edit Archived Talk Pages

Discussions and abuse up until 19.06.2007:

General name-calling and accusations up until 02.10.2007:

Discussions of a frank and sexual nature General Crap up until 10.11.07:

More tedious nattering up until 28.12.07

The Witterings of Many Diseased Minds - 28.12.2007 to 08.02.2009

More crap - 08.02.2009 to 11.03.2009

More server space wasted - 11.03.09 to 15.04.09

Bring on the raep - 15.04.09 to 05.07.09

Night Soil - 15.04.09 to 19.12.09

Emergency Bog Roll - 19.12.09 t0 01.04.10

The full spectrum of human depravity - 01.04.10 to 21.07.10

Blimey, has it really been that long? - 21.07.10 to 18.01.11

Right, that's it - I'm sodding off for a bit - 18.01.11 to sabbatical


edit This

Is the point at which I dump a pile of tacos on your talkpage. Despoilment, and such. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:52, 27 May 2011

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Competition

Hey, RabbiTechno, I was wondering if you could join my team for the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza? You see, if I don't get anyone to join my team; I will be joining Team AAAAAAA. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 14:13, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

Nevermind, because I don't have a team no more. --Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado! 14:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, September 1, 2011 (UTC)


edit DUDE!

DUDE, why'd you huff my Fleetwood Mac page??? John Mac Vie would be displeased! He might even look UP for a moment!!! And if he did THAT he might even realize they have a new LINEUP!

Seriously though, I PROMISE you that page was funny to F.M. fans!!!

edit F.M. page huffing

DUDE, why'd you huff my Fleetwood Mac page??? John Mac Vie would be displeased! He might even look UP for a moment!!! And if he did THAT he might even realize they have a new LINEUP!

Seriously though, I PROMISE you that page was funny to F.M. fans!!!

edit Request

Could you revive Pokésexuality and place it in my userspace. --Witty Phantom 21:00, September 3, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:15, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:37, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:48, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit You blew it up. Damn you, damn you all to hell.

Awwwwww are you gone, too? Is anyone still left on the site? :'( --Nikau 12:08, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Thanks

for the many lols, thank you.

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:19, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:55, 3 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:48, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:11, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--Chiefjustice32X 10:43, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:49, 22 December 2011

edit User:Dbennie page

Hi - just wanted to let you now that i deleted the User:Dbennie page - since the user who its about got in touch with us and it does seem a bit over the top for a user page. Thanks, --Sarah Manley 22:02, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Good riddance to that one, I think! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:47, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Heya Rabbi

Nice to see you back around the place :) -RAHB 08:45, December 27, 2011 (UTC)

Good to see you and a few other users are still around, too. Not sure if I'm staying for long - haven't felt the inspiration to write anything for a while and I can't see a lot of point in being here if you don't write. We shall see! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:45, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
That we shall. I actually just came back in August after taking about year off, so I can certainly relate. -RAHB 02:16, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
It has to be done every once in a while. Maybe this is a good sign - old users reappearing when the old site isn't looking its healthiest for quite a while? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:38, December 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:01, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

edit What better way to revitalize your presence on uncyclopedia

Happymonkey2012

than this? --ShabiDOO 11:36, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:27, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:10, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:24, 10 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:57, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:42, Apr 5

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:52, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:52, Apr 19

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:49, Apr 26

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 10:04, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 00:43, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 08:16, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 16:53, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:19, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 07:09, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:26, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Tour de France

I noticed there isn't any Tour de France article on Uncyclopedia. Since you have 'come out' as a supporter of the lycra sport Rabbi, any chance to come up with an article to fill this knowledge gap? I will be willing to chip in but that is only after watching it on the TV... --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:24, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

There used to be one, but it was crap. I tried to improve it, but soon discovered that cycling is the only thing I take too seriously to be able to write about in an Uncyclopediaesque fashion. Also, it's difficult to think of anything more bizarre, peculiar and strange than the sorts of things that actually did happen during each year of the Tour's bizarre, peculiar and strange history (performance-enhancing cabbages from the 1955 edition being one example that springs to mind). However, if you wanted to sketch out an article, I'd certainly be willing to read it and fill in the gaps. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 17:52, September 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice32X 10:52, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!