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edit Excuse me

But WTF are you doing? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:46, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

Stuff for UnBusiness. Totally ignore it please unless you're visiting my UnBusiness Page (HYPERiON Technologies) RaTCHeT 07:48, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
K... Have fun. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:49, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome!

Soldier boy

Here at Wikipedia, we train our noobs right.

Hello, RaTCHeT, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

At Wikipedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:RaTCHeT/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{WIP}} - onto it as well.

If you're strapped for things to do, check out UN:WYCD or browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

"But, Syndrome, sir," you say, "what if I don't want to write dry encyclopedic twaddle?" Well, I'm glad you asked! We have many side projects here, such as UnScripts for budding young Shakespeares, UnNews for our cub reporters, or even Image Request if you're more of a potato chopper than a writer. The possibilities here are endless!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Wikipedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:49, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 11th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:03, Feb 11

edit UnSignpost 18th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:38, Feb 18

edit UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:56, Feb 28

edit UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:13, Mar 6

edit UnSignpost 11th March 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:05, Mar 12

edit UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:50, Mar 18

edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

--ChiefjusticePS2 21:50, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 04:50, Apr 2 2010 UTC

edit UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:45, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.

--ChiefjusticePS2 20:20, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1 May

Brought to you by fucking magic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:42, 1 May 2010

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:29, 24 June 2010

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticePS2 12:04, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:47, Jul 9

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:47, 16 July 2010

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticePS2 13:46, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:41, 5 August 2010

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticePS2 11:49, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:44, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticePS2 14:39, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:05 (UTC)

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 03:11, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticePS2 16:19, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

--Magic Snow man 03:47, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:56, 23 December 2010

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:28, 30 December 2010

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:52, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:12, Jan 13 2011 UTC

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:13, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:41, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:33, 3 February 2011

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:25, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:15, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:45, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:07, 3 March 2011

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:09, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:13, 17 March 2011

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:12, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:16, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:27, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:59, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:17, 21 April 2011

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:23, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:44, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:15, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:13, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:14, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:14, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePS2 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:39, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!