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I'm not here anymore. I'm at the other one. You should be too, but I won't hold that against you. -RAHB 23:57, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

ZOMG! YR ADVERTISN TEH UDDER SIT! OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!one!--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 00:01, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
*audible gasp* -RAHB 00:03, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

edit Your user page…

… feature material.                               Puppy's talk page12:11 06 Sep 2013

I totally agree. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 00:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, Sims is really a genius on that front. -RAHB 00:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Surprised that the “release Aimsplode” forum elsewhere is so one-sided. (Can't log in at another site. Apparently my IP was used for socking once while I was there and I've now been perma-banned.)                               Puppy's talk page02:50 06 Sep 2013
Not that I was going through the block logs to find out the last time you were banned to see if I could find the IP and unban it or anything like that, but this happens whenever I "don't" do that. -RAHB 03:05, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Sockpuppetry is fatal. And sends people to gay zoos looking at the URL.                               Puppy's talk page08:19 06 Sep 2013
I saw there is a campaign to bring back the 'Swirling Swastika' (AKA Aimsplode) at the Fork. Chances to that happening are close to zero I expect. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:28, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
The score is -8 after 9 votes. It's still close.                               Puppy's talk page11:30 06 Sep 2013
I was tempted to vote in favour of the SS but that would be a petty act by a noble Roman. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:31, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, it's not a real campaign. It's a joke by now. Every admin has told Denza that there's not a shot in hell that that's ever happening. Also I'm still checking into finding out why the hell our block logs are bork'd. Something improperly formatted apparently. -RAHB 20:16, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry to delve into a conversation that I have nothing to do with but who is Aimsplode and how did he come to being banned? Because I've never heard of an Uncyclopedian being as hated as this guy is. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:30, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Loldongz. I'm supposed to be the one who cant take jokes (lampshading mah aspergers), yet you all fell for it. *Denza claps slowly You all suck at this. :D kthxbai.--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 00:31, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
(deindent) RAHB - don't stress on my account. Likely I could get back in if I used a little trickery, but I was only going to drop by to say hello to yourself and a few others - nothing more productive than that.
SP - he's a troll, and not a very good one. For a short while he was an amusing pest, but he has evolved into a running in-joke by now. None of the admins on either site have any intention of welcoming him back, and if it weren't for the in-joke nature he probably wouldn't even be being mentioned. He is the Fisher Price* of users.                               Puppy's talk page10:46 06 Sep 2013
AHAHAHAHA! "The Fisher Price of users" is correct. I'll use that one the next time someone asks me about him. -RAHB 20:29, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
The Swirling Swastika has been busted down to an Unc Meme. How fitting. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:21, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  • Fisher Price. An article that should have been deleted but was adopted as the nadir of good taste on uncyclopedia some years back. It has a preservation order on it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:26, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Welcome back!

Welcome back, hope you stick around here awhile, here, there, both or wherever. Enjoy the writer's sweatshop atmosphere here, or not. When you actually feel like writing clever satire, I hope you decide to share it with both sites. I miss having a united community, even if that is an impossible dream now. By the way, I agree with Llwy over at the other site about the IRC discussion there. Shock pics are icky, and helped drive me away from the IRC there, though real-life demands on my time on weekends are the other reason I don't go there much anymore. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:23, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

Ah hi Simsie, nice to see you. I'm probably not actually here, just came in to check my talk page and saw that somebody reverted my user page. I could very well start importing my newer articles over to here, although my most recent one involves no fewer than three references to public masturbation and may not fly with the sensibilities of some of the folks here. It's alright though because I never write clever satire, I just write a load of goofy shit on top of a skeleton made of one joke :P
I do disagree (only slightly) with spoony-floor's forum, but the community has treated her rather poorly about it. We've got a load of entitled characters at the fork, as I suspect are here, as I suspect are pretty much everywhere on the internet. It's all quite a bummer. Makes my head spin more than any poopdick ever could. Denza's missed you, he keeps asking if you're there. He probably wants to be unbanned or something (is he banned here? I don't actually know). Good times. Good times. -RAHB 13:02, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
References to public masturbation (if unaccompanied by illustrations) don't offend my sensibilities, and Sannse's sensibilities have not been on display for almost a year. On an article for which they were the single joke, I might suspect that it was written for the amusement of the author rather than the reader, and Romartus might add a reference to Short Pants. The end of each Denza ban that had an end was greeted with more acting out requiring immediate remediation, and thus he now has a ban that doesn't have an end. He needs not a humor wiki but a tree-house, and probably one with a farting competition. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 13-Jul-14
You know with the references and analogies you keep throwing into to this discussion, you two ought to have a rap battle. Hope things are going well over at the spoon RAHB, sometimes I feel like this place needs more of a community. I'll need to write an UnSignpost tomorrow and maybe an article too, I've got a great idea for Political spectrum. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:19, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
I don't know much about SPIKE's musical abilities, but I have to assume that he's about as capable of rapping as I am, which is a solid "not at all". As such, a rap battle between us would be about the most entertaining suggestion I've ever heard and must be seriously considered for the sake of the future of comedy. You hear that, SPIKE? I'm calling you out, Randy Savage style! OOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH! -RAHB 23:51, August 26, 2014 (UTC)
I wonder if he's even heard a rap battle? -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:17, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
Hi RAHB, good to see you poking your head in here. I've been accused of being one of the most level-headed Uncyclopedians around, but I think that applies to you more than me. -– Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs 19:14, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
Hi Llwy, glad to see you haven't been discouraged from editing all of the Uncyclopedias. But whoever's been making these accusations of level-headedness clearly doesn't know either of us very well, they must be new here. :P -RAHB 20:10, September 9, 2014 (UTC)

edit Miss me?

Miss me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:13, April 2, 2015 (UTC)

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