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And hello to you, my kind sir! --                              Puppy's talk page04:40 13 Jul 04:40, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Having said that, what do you think of the work that IP has done on Keytar so far? I can't work out if I like it or not, so figured I'd dump the problem on someone else. There is some decent effort going into it though, so I'd like to encourage this one to hang around. --                              Puppy's talk page04:46 13 Jul 04:46, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I was thinking the same. It seems to have an idea of the proper wiki formatting and some of the jokes are pretty good, but it mostly seems to be one-liners and doesn't really fit for a wiki just yet. I wasn't sure which ICU tag would actually make sense for that. Maybe I should just put a construction tag on it instead. If it's still there after a week we can urge him to join and move it to his userspace. -RAHB 04:50, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Aaaaand it turns out he removed my ICU anyway. Still went ahead with the construction tag though. -RAHB 04:53, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
That's probably just lack of understanding of wiki courtesy. I threw an {{IPjoin}} at him, but hasn't penetrated through. He's still working on it though, so he may have removed it due to confused edit conflict. --                              Puppy's talk page04:56 13 Jul 04:56, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, usually that sort of thing is just a case of not knowing what the hell an "ICU" is and how it showed up on a page. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that. -RAHB 05:04, July 13, 2012 (UTC)


~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:09, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Aaaaand...guess what?

I got syphilis! Hahaha, no, although that hooker we shared was purty skanky. (I'd advise a checkup at the free clinic, ask for Dr. Karemidian. Dude has just the most awesome overgrowth of Armenian eyebrows.) Anyhoo, what I meant to say was, I got a new ISP! Hurrah! Now we can be together. Forever. And ever. And ever.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 8:22 (UTC)

There's something creepy about pre-pubescent twin girls standing in hotel hallways saying play with us.                               Puppy's talk page08:36 15 Jul
Hadn't noticed. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 8:39 (UTC)
Neither had I. That was from The Sound Of Music or something, right? -RAHB 21:25, July 15, 2012 (UTC)


Me again. Any chance you would want this or this? (My caption for the second one would be: "In recent years, Nazi eaters wishing for privacy during their meal have taken to covering their heads with large napkins, a tradition originally associated with the consumption of ortolan buntings." Too pretentious?) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 16 '12 16:53 (UTC)

Ahahahaha. I wouldn't have thought it needed either, but that caption would fit perfectly with the article, so I'll use the second one. Many a thank, sir. Many a thank. -RAHB 01:28, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, the first one is also way better than the logo already in the article (which was even worse before I applied a terrible effect to it), so I'll switch that out too. Winnings! -RAHB 01:29, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Also, again, another indent, is the second one yours? Which I ask because I don't want to just go grab it and upload it all willy nilly without attributing it properly. -RAHB 01:34, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Any news channel

What's the guideline for what would normally be a QVFD with a construction tag? Can I still QVFD, or change it to an ICU, or what?                               Puppy's talk page05:28 17 Jul

That quote on there sounds like something they'd put in a remake of Network, should the movie industry ever commit such a tragedy. Usually QVFD and auto-delete are for one-liners, but this doesn't seem to be much more than a one-liner. I'll err on the side of not deleting it at the moment and just say tag it with ICU. Mainly because I have no idea what the author is trying to accomplish so I can't tell whether he's failed or not yet :/ -RAHB 05:35, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah. The history is a bunch of copy-pasta, so I doubt the originality here, but I've ICU'd it. I doubt it'll grow, but it might suit an Undictionary entry.                               Puppy's talk page10:30 17 Jul

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:54, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Please check QVFD

Can you also put {{QVFD checked}} above everything you reviewed? --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:10, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Typically that isn't used very heavily, but if it makes things easier then sure. -RAHB 23:26, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Change over

My dearest Mr. Rahb. Could you please change the site notice to

Retro Week has begun. Check out Uncyclopedia's most Belovedest Articles.

(or something like that). And could you please put the article AAAAAAAAA! for today (as of one minute ago)? (we agreed that the features would be the last 10 days of the the bear article would have to wait until the 1st of August).

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks. --ShabiDOO 23:59, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed that. The bear article was already featured when I went to feature the first article, but I think I can edit some things around to make it feature in August instead. Working on it at the moment :/ -RAHB 00:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, I think I got it. I just have to remember to check something on the 1st... -RAHB 00:20, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah...thats perfect RAHB...thanks.
I don't know if you are able to do it...but do you think you could change the text of this:


So that it says:

Today's Special Retro Week Article:

? Hopefuly to gain a little more interest from visitors. Or is that difficult or impossible to do?

Thanks agian. --ShabiDOO 01:02, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
I've seen it done before with the Top Tens and stuff. Give me a few minutes and I'll see what I can do. Should be a quick edit to a template somewhere or something. -RAHB 01:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, got it. -RAHB 01:11, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Rock and Roll.--ShabiDOO 01:14, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

I'm drunk

Big hairy dicks :D (just like old times) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:19, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

What a coincidence. I'm in the process of getting drunk. A big hairy wang to you as well sir! -RAHB 07:21, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
You know, IRC is totally the place to go when you're drunk. I don't actually know why, but like, every Uncyclopedian totally goes to the IRC when they're drunk. It's almost a rule. -RAHB 07:22, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
I'm terribly sober, and thanks.                               Puppy's talk page07:24 22 Jul
"Terribly" is of course the operative term. And no problem. That's what I have all these buttons for I guess. -RAHB 07:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
I would but my uni is g-lined from freenode. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:30, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Wow. I mean, that blows donkey dongs, but at the same time, congratulations for accomplishing a global ban. That's like, almost trophee-like. Of course, you could always use a proxy or something, right? -RAHB 07:38, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Oh I didn't get the ban put in, it's been there since I started here. And proxies are either slow, blocked or cost money (which I don't have) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:42, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
IRC is fairly data-lite, so proxy shouldn't be too painful. Of course, I prefer twitter when drunk. More boobs.                               Puppy's talk page07:44 22 Jul
Twitter has drunk boobs? Awesome. -RAHB 07:45, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Tweeted that line.                               Puppy's talk page07:49 22 Jul
Well, chess has been around longer than drunk boobs. But, good man! -RAHB 07:55, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
This sucks -- 19:50, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

Sock puppet

Hey Rahb...who was Rsbj66 the sockpuppet of? He wrote well. --ShabiDOO 23:41, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

I don't know. I don't even remember that name at all. -RAHB 18:10, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
This seems to indicate it was the username Funnybony used before switching to his present account. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 23 July 2012

You up for a colonization?

If so, please see Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/project. See also: Forum:SOPA is back for dessert! --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 15:10, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:19, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

User:RAHB/Frank Zappa

I read your bit on Zappa. Seems pretty straightforward. I don't know much about him (although my dad's crazy for him). I do, however, currently have Apostrophe (') on hold at the library, although it seems as though it's not coming anytime soon. But once I got a hold on everything and have all the materials needed, I'll probably do the re-write on Zappa. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:18, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Most of what's on that page isn't actually "my bit on Zappa". It's in my userspace because it's just a list of ideas and then a bunch of stuff that I lifted from the current revision (which I had nothing to do with) in the hopes of properly rewriting the article into something genuinely amusing and also befitting of the man himself. Be my guest at doing the rewrite, since I've been stalling on it, mainly because of perfectionism. I must say though, it's probably going to take a lot more research than simply the most commercially successful of his 91 albums in order to paint a terribly accurate picture :P -RAHB 19:54, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
Okay. Also I currently got the Real Frank Zappa book on hold as well. Would you also recommend watching bits from 200 Motels to be helpful to get an idea? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:37, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, dude, yes. The Real Frank Zappa book is probably the best reference you could possibly have. I recommend reading it for writing the article, but I also just recommend reading it for enjoyment in general because it's a hell of a book. 200 Motels would also be excellent to watch because it depicts a lot of Frank's ideas of what touring and being a professional musician are like. Beyond that, both are pretty damn funny in my opinion. Unfortunately 200 Motels is hard to get a hold of because the masters were destroyed by the production company a long time ago and there's currently no DVD release, but there are a number of video rips on various internet sites and the like. Those would be excellent. -RAHB 01:05, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Nerd shit

Apparently Gentoo's "AMD64" stuff is what you want for an i3. And they do have pre-compiled binaries, if you still want to go that-a-way. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Aug 4 '12 11:50 (UTC)

Yeah, I've got the AMD64 one burned to a CD. Think I'm just gonna bite the bullet though and leave the laptop with just windows on it. I can't imagine the continuous headache I'd have trying to get all the hardware working in a base system. Problem with installing linux on laptops. I was thinking I'd maybe even go with Ubuntu, but I figure Windows 7 really isn't bad, so I'll just backup all my data on that partition and then use my linux desktop to do pretty much everything that might be a massive security threat. Or something. -RAHB 19:34, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
You could also run...let's say...Mint, or even Knoppix, from a SSD (especially fun if you've got a built-in SD reader). Totally doable. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 8:20 (UTC)

Mango Flower

Hi RAHB, how's it? Here is another psych picture made by a close friend of the Beatles, Colin Jury, which he calls Mango Flower. Thought you would dig it. Stay cool! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:51, Aug 4

Of course I dig it! In fact, I really dig this particular one, the texture and color palette are very nice in addition to the awesome psychedelia. That's the kind of image I'd frame in my home and hang on the wall or something :) -RAHB 19:36, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:09, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

I'm completely baked right now

I LOEV YOU RAHB WITH MY LEFT AND RIGHT TESTICLES (especially the left) <3 i wish you were here getting stoned with me --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:56, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

Dammit, and wouldn't you know it I was getting stoned that night. But I was too engulfed by porn and Doctor Who to sign on. -RAHB 05:35, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
How's right now for you then? I have £25 worth and then I'm going to eat two large pizzas and drink 3 beers. God I love being me. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 09:37, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, see, now when that was happening, I was drinking this incredibly wretched corn whiskey that they sell in mason jars. They actually put on the bottle, as a selling point, "Less than 30 days old." It's like drinking battery acid. Oh, but then I got really high and fell asleep. -RAHB 00:09, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
I have no more weed :( that's probably a good thing as I have essays 'n' shit to write. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:34, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
Some guy outside my school asked me today if I know where to find any "dank Mr. Nice Guy". That's some sort of pokemon or something, right? -RAHB 01:17, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
Wait, how old are you, RAHB? (Wait, what did I just say?) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:11, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
I'm 22. -RAHB 07:30, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, just wondering. Don't worry; I won't use that information against you. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 01:10, November 4, 2012 (UTC)

That Castlevania thing?

Hey, remember me? We talked on IRC in few days ago in past about collabing on Castlevania-article. I sort of thought that because I have played only two Castlevania's, it would be hard for me to create article about the whole serie. So, as we have both played Aria of Sorrow, that would be a good idea to write about right? And, if Mr-ex777 is even interested at participating, he/she has played it too! I also had an idea for the article; to do something completely different than other game-related pages here; I thought that if Soma Cruz (the main character, remember?) would personally tell the plot, about the characters, criticism, himself... How'd you like that idea? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:53, 18 August, 2012 (UTC)

Could work, certainly. As I said before, what I'll be able to add along to it is probably more absurdity or straight jokes that aren't necessarily all much related to the topics of the games in and of themselves, especially not knowing a whole lot about the characters and overarching story and what not. And we'll probably have to clean up after Mr-ex a bit. Any time you'd like to start let me know. I haven't been as active lately because of my studies, but I'll try to get some stuff in on it. -RAHB 00:20, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Review?

Plunging-toilet We need your PEE!

Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had
noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of
a blockage
, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy.

Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews,
in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...

It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:18, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:27, August 23, 2012 (UTC)


I've been nominated for Perv of the Month. How would you like to vote for me? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:50, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Whatever floats your boat :) -RAHB 19:42, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you

I have no idea what was going on in that user's head when he decided to write "YOU'VE BEEN WHIPPED!! I IS IN DAR CITY" on my userpage and reverted to (what I presume was his) edits, even though they violated the rules on how NRV works. What does that even mean? Anyway, thanks for reverting and banning him. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:34, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, he's just a regular vandal that comes here and...does that sort of thing. No worries. -RAHB 23:48, August 30, 2012 (UTC)


For voting me as Perv of the Month. As a reward, I will not bang your girlfriend. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:40, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Then the whole thing was worth it. -RAHB 03:40, September 6, 2012 (UTC)



It's always good when vandals let you know they're around.                               Puppy's talk page04:54 06 Sep
It's even better when they're speaking...what is that, Latin? That's funny. -RAHB 13:07, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:54, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:06, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Project Castlevania

I'm sorry that I've told you that I have so much pictures and content for the project Castlevania, but, I've done nothing... But, be prepared; I promise that I will propably maybe hopefully upload some pictures next week! Then we would officially start this! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:02, 15 September, 2012 (UTC)

You propably found out (or maybe not) that I gave some screenshots from Final Fantasy I to Matthlock just few minutes ago. And no screenshots for you. I'm currently using a computer that doesn't show small pictures of the screenshots, so it would take me too much time to check which one of the screenshots is for you. (Yeah, I have loads of screenshots saved in my phone.) So, the pictures will appear to you maybe next week. I hope you can wait few days. :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:17, 21 September, 2012 (UTC)
The screenshots really aren't the most important part anyway. The actual text content is, and I haven't written anything, so no worries. -RAHB 21:10, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
I know, I know. But a good page isn't a good one without pictures, right? :) And I've got them. So, I created a page with all the pictures I currently have, and I'll upload the edited picture after it's done; logic. :D I'll work on the picture after I've found the exact font or a font that at least looks like it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:28, 26 September, 2012 (UTC)

Content Warning

I noticed you deleted this August 30. I copied what it says when we visit the wiki.

WARNING: Wikia, "yo mamma", and your boss may not approve of this website. If you are under the age of 12, please look elsewhere for homework help. If you are at least 13 years old, not easily offended, not looking for politically correct content, and looking for a wide variety of parody and satire, you have come to the right place. Should you be offended by the content, please complain to one of our administrators, not to Wikia. Most articles here are in a constant state of change, and that change can be YOU, if you continue. -- Simsilikesims(?UN)

I am wondering, is there a place we can link to which has this text so that people can read it? Since it goes away after we see it the first time? +yc 08:07, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

I think there's probably a template for it somewhere. Not sure where... Zombiebaron might know. There's also screenshots all over the forums and stuff. Why do you need to be able to link to it? -RAHB 08:44, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!

I really like this article. I especially like the introduction (I could just picture myself eating those Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos). Was this based off of events from your life? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 00:35, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

Not based on events. Fortunately I've never been robbed or married. I have, however eaten jalapeno cheddar cheetos and they basically inspired me to write the article in a roundabout sort of way. They're delicious :D -RAHB 00:07, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
What about the part of passing out on the couch while watching reruns of the Cosby Show and Three's Company. Did that have anything to do with your life? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:26, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
I like to think my life is more interesting than writing about myself falling asleep watching Cosby and Three's Company :/ They're just stuff I threw in. -RAHB 22:38, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

IP votes for infinite monkeys

Yeah I thought that was strange too. I have never seen so many. I only post links to my articles on facebook when they are featured, to celebrate my win. So it isn't my own family and friends - I haven't told them about it. I think the preponderance of IPs may be because there are pages and pages of "What links here" results for it. I found it on Special:WantedPages near the very top, so maybe it's getting a lot of link-throughs, then hitting the VFH template link after they laugh at the funny monkeys. The evidence will show that I am innocent, your honor. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 14:41, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

Now there's another one today. This is ridiculous. Now I'm suspicious of them - is someone gaming this thing? It isn't me. Maybe we should remove them all. Is there a way to find out if they are legit? They all come from IPs with no other contributions. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:53, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
I was thinking the same as you were. It's a pretty heavily-linked page, it's probably just getting lots of notice from casual readers. In particular I think a lot of DYK and anniversary and such stuff have it linked a bunch of times. But that's no problem really. It wouldn't have been a problem either, by the way, if you had been telling your family and friends about it, seeing as they're all different people and it can expose the site to them and stuff (although for obvious reasons I refrain from telling my family very much about Uncyclopedia). The only problem comes when one person is doing a bunch of votes and trying to pass them off as all different. Unfortunately there's no way to check if two different IPs are being used by the same person, but unless this one just gets ridiculously out of control I have no reason to believe they are at the moment. Especially since they're all different classes of IP. Except I don't know if that's especially since I don't know whether ISPs assign dynamic IPs in different class ranges. And never mind anyways because I guess they could always be using proxies. In which case we'd probably never know. So....yes, I hope that clears that up then :P -RAHB 04:02, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
And another today. I did some checking and they are all over the globe if [1] is to be believed. Which, who knows? Well, monkeys are always funny... --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 15:52, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure it would've gotten featured either way, so no worries. But we've been getting lots of IPs nominating articles (and failing), and doing other VFH stuff. It might have more to do with the site notice thing. Who knows? Congrats on another feature regardless :D -RAHB 01:38, September 28, 2012 (UTC)


What's happening with the patrolling? I go and it gets completely ignored?                               Puppy's talk page01:29 28 Sep

Beats me. I never paid much attention to it to begin with. Frosty would probably be one to ask. He's an admin now and stuff, too. -RAHB 01:36, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
He's off at the moment. I know it's school holidays in Victoria, so he's either on holidays or studying most likely. BB, MrN, Frosty and I were about the only ones who kept an eye on it, and with three of those members no longer that active it seems to have fallen by the wayside.                               Puppy's talk page02:17 28 Sep


Help. I beg you. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:27, 8 October, 2012 (UTC)

The Elliott Argument [LMFAO]

Just wonder what the reason was, other than tearing it up, for deleting the article I provided for shits and giggles? OptiPest (talk) 03:20, October 10, 2012 (UTC)

Did you write it? Also, it's typically a knee-jerk reaction to seeing "I tried to put this on Wikipedia and they deleted it so I'm putting it here" at the top of the page. -RAHB 03:35, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
I wrote just the top portion, but I copied the rest to see what others had to say about it. The fuckwit is trying so hard to get it pushed through on Wikipedia, I wanted to put it on a site that would tear it up and show him how fucked his argument is. I don't care that it is deleted, I was just hoping to get some discussion on it. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted! OptiPest (talk) 03:58, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
I can see how that could be humorous then yeah. Maybe you could try reddit or one of those. The thing about Uncyclopedia is that we're a site for original comedy that's written by the users, and we're also not a site that's here to tear apart or critique things. Nothing personal or accusatory, the purpose of our website is just in a different area than what that is. If you'd like to get discussion on it maybe you could pastebin it and link to it on a forum page, although the forum has a tendency to draw lots of sarcastic remarks and "tl;dr"s. But you're welcome to stick around and try to write an article or three of your own : ) -RAHB 04:27, October 10, 2012 (UTC)

Hello! It's been a while

I hope you are doing fine. I want to nom the first article I wrote here a year ago, but it doesn't seem to work, as you can see here: Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Become an Assassin (2nd nomination). The article is HowTo:Become an Assassin. (DUH!) Could you sort that out for me? :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:52, October 22, 2012 (UTC)

Fixed :D -RAHB 23:10, October 22, 2012 (UTC)

noob competition judging

I think we need to extend the judging period for the noob competition, since about half the articles have only been judged by one person - me. I know you can do better reviews than I can, I've seen the judging you did so far. I don't want to be the only one whose score counts for the other half. Thanks again for the work you've done so far on this competition. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:54, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

Frank Zappa was a talentless hack

Also, Linux is a pathetic, pale imitation of something useful, constructed entirely from baling wire, spit, duct tape, and raging stupidity.

Lastly, Alison Brie is a pimple-shaped pixie with a forehead the size of a billboard. I wouldn't bang her with your dick. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 1 '12 4:48 (UTC)

Sheesh, I was just testing to see if you were still alive. Can I have my nutsack back please. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 1 '12 9:17 (UTC)
I'm surprised you even remembered the thing with Alison Brie. I had to look her up to have any idea what you were talking about. I then of course masturbated furiously to every google image result of her. That's beside the point. -RAHB 21:59, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
I have the memory of an elephant. Or is it the penis? I can't remember. My last girlfriend says they're one and the same, anyway. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 2 '12 12:06 (UTC)


I don't know what this shit is, but the author removed the {{Construction}} tag, and I don't know if some ...other tag is supposed to go there now. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Nov 4 '12 15:41 (UTC)

UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis

Hey ho! I'm trying to nominate this one for a second time, so I put the article in the VFH box like this: UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (2nd nomination) and when I previewed the thing, the article is a red link (same casa as the article I mentioned before, but I didn't save the edit) What's wrong? Could you nominate it for me? No need to vote for, just say "per Mattsnow's request or something. But I really would like to know why it doesn't work. Keep hammering these strings! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:27, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

Forget it, I managed to do it by doing the exact same thing you did with the other article. Everything's fine and I made you read 5 lines for nothing. I'm proud. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:34, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
You make me feel like a real woman ^_^ -RAHB 01:49, November 14, 2012 (UTC)

Why?Rewrite:HowTo:Become A Rapist

Why? Why? Why not. Anyway, I worked long and hard on the page in the past, and wonder why your article can't be renamed and the old one kept. Or I could rename the page and put it back up under my revisions. Since I'm away most of the time it's no big deal, just wondering. The page was basically about Bill Clinton. Sigh. Burp. Sigh again. Drinking now, heavily and steadily. Al 18:28 11-19-'12 (not really, seldom touch the stuff)

Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 9:04 (UTC)

Is this funny?

I have no idea. If not, please let me know so I can...murder the shit out of the additions, or ignore them, or whatever. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 23 '12 13:18 (UTC)

Nah. It's not very funny >_< -RAHB 04:52, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

New section!!

So, I assume that Cat the Colourful discussed with you on IRC about my band. Yeah, I'd like you to tell me (preferably on my talk page, please!) what you think of the idea. I actually think it might work as we have similar musical tastes; keep my posted, however. If you decide to decline, then no pressure; just tell me. :) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:26, November 24, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry Matthlock, sorry RAHB... My computer's screen froze that day so I had to shut down the computer, leaving both of you confused... Matthlock, I started talking about it with RAHB but I couldn't finish my talk, RAHB, I couldn't finish talk, but I believe you knew that already... Sorry, I wasn't much of a help that day... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 06:35, 26 November, 2012 (UTC)
No worries, Cat. I figured it was something like that : ) -RAHB 11:28, November 26, 2012 (UTC)
I need someone who can do guitar solos (the guitarist I have right now is my rhythm guitarist but he isn't good enough to do an amazing solo). So, if you could be lead guitarist or whatever it's called. I assume that you know that you can play your guitar and then I could mash it into one of my band's songs. Of course, you won't be there for a live show but no sweat. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:52, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, I'd definitely be okay with that. Won't be there for the live shows unfortunately, yeah, but I've always liked the idea of cross-world collaboration via the internet and recording software. Sounds pretty cool to me. What sort of style of music are you guys playing in? For solos I'm probably most apt at blues and heavy rock, but I can also fill the bill with jazz, or more weird sorts of things such as Zappa and the like. I'd only say that I'm not very skilled at all with most styles of metal, other than the occasional imitation of 80's thrash, which is done more for humor than anything else : P -RAHB 23:08, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
And I've been listening metal for my whole life but I can play like 3 chords :P RAHB, as I have this horrible feeling that you're watching currently Mentalist, and not coming to IRC, and as I want to hear your song, could you put some link or something to my talk-page? I'll be waiting! Thanks. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:47, 3 December, 2012 (UTC)
I like the heavy rock idea the best, and also some Zappa-esque solos would be perfect for some of my songs. Also, blues sounds great too. Thanks! Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:54, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Those three are my best, other than the fact that I forgot to mention psychedelic rock, so that sounds great. Any time you've got some rhythm tracks down and would like to send them over, I'm willing to give it a shot : ) -RAHB 11:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, psychedelic, that sounds great. I love all of those ideas. Can't wait for us to start. Since you know a lot about Zappa, I assume you already know what xenochrony is. (I think that technique would sound great for my band.) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:13, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
Oh yes, certainly. During a period of more experimental composition I used xenochrony extensively. That would be very cool :D -RAHB 23:54, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

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For erasing my shame. Holy fuck was I a bad person. Fou-Lu 23:33, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

I'll take your word for it. I'll also take your hat for three pence. -RAHB 23:36, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
Take it. Would it also be possible to get those shameful forum (the two that are clearly the most shameful, at least) pages I made deleted, or is that not a thing that happens? Either way, thanks. Fou-Lu 23:52, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, we don't generally delete forums, and those ones are really old so nobody will probably ever see them again anyway. And to be honest I thought some of the lines in the toenails one were pretty funny :D -RAHB 00:07, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
Fair enough. Thanks! Fou-Lu 00:07, December 3, 2012 (UTC)


You sir, are a true Uncyclopedian <3 -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 17:15, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

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Blue sheep

Baaaa! Oh, and check this out, if only for the opening image. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 6 '12 14:15 (UTC)

What do you think of Your cat died?

Opinions? Is in feature material?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:15, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it essentially the same thing as I lost your pet ferret? -RAHB 00:19, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
I actually haven't seen that before! Haha!--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:20, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, okay. Well, I'm personally not such a fan of this style..there's a couple grammatical things you could go back and correct (For example where you use "could of" instead of "could have" or "could've"). For the most part there's really nothing wrong with it. I see progress being made in your writing. You could try it on VFH, but I have to warn you that because of its similarity to the ferret article some people may be reluctant to vote for it. -RAHB 00:24, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
I was wondering if you could nominate it, because I'm afraid if I do nominate it, I could get banned again.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:25, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
I wouldn't nominate it unless I intend on voting for it, but to gain the attention of other users who might nominate it, you should put it on the recent articles template so that everybody can see a link to it right on the main page. A lot of users tend to go straight there when looking for articles to nominate. Will probably get the occasional feedback as well. There's always pee review too, of course, but I do realize that that's been running about as smoothly as a computer made of rocks recently :/ -RAHB 00:32, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Damn, I can't get it to work.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:37, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, got it fixed for you. I have to be off now to have a groovy space jam, so if you have any other questions that need to be answered right now, there's usually a few admins on the IRC. Otherwise you can ask me anything here and I'll pick back up on it when I get back. Cheers! -RAHB 00:46, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks!--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 00:47, December 8, 2012 (UTC)


Jeez, all that commotion over the rape article? I took it from the IP who penned the crap and at least edited some of it and added in the pic section at the bottom. Thought it was still crap but at least educated some people about the alleged rape by Bill Clinton. Let's take it off the site if it caused that much trouble. Weird. user:Aleister/Aleister 20:21 December 9 '12

Yeah, I dunno. I'm sure there are online petitions going up all the time for that sort of thing, this one just happened to be noticed by Wikia or something. The commotion wasn't tremendous really, just a bunch of people saying stuff on a petition site. I get the feeling the sorts of people who were posting actually believe that what they're insinuating should be passed into law or something just because they got together and talked about how horrible they think the whole thing is. I'm rather sure they probably didn't read the article, and just assumed the worst by the title. That being said, my attempt probably wouldn't have changed their attitudes much. If you do want it taken down or put in your userspace, I can certainly do either, but I'm not sure I'd entirely worry about it unless somebody comes down and tells us it's got to go. If something like that happens then we could probably do something about it. Or if you still feel it's best to not have it up then just let me know. -RAHB 03:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
Well, let's let it stay then, a repreive for the old girl. I'll do some editing on it to maybe tone down a couple of the more offensive parts and advice, we don't really want people using it as a HowTo (although I have and it worked out quite well). Rape is no joking matter. But rapists are. Hahahahahahahahahaha huh? Soon I'd like to get into the discussion of that horrible thing that's been put up to enter the site, what a monstrocity both in theory and practice. Since I'm here, have you seen Oliver Stone's new series on The Untold History of the U.S. on Showtime? Extremely good, as is HBO's "The Newsroom" (I've watched each episode of that one at least four times). And Dexter, can't forget Dexter (either the user here or the Showtime series). Rape 'em if you've got 'em. Aleister 12:17 10Decem12
I came across an article on another site today called "Rape is Good". I didn't read it because it looked like it was about politics and I was more in the mood to watch porn at the time, but something. -RAHB 22:41, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

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-- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 14:15, Dec. 12, 2012

Give me your opinion?

I'm writing something that not a lot of people may be familiar with, but can you tell me your opinions while it is being worked on in my mainspace? It is called User:Kamek98/The Yellow Turban Rebellion.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:49, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

Space Jam!!!

Hi, and sorry for late response. I've been very busy lately with a christmas-show I've participated on, and the who past week has been only rehearsals, rehearsals and rehearsals... BUT, yesterday I had plenty of time to do, (I finaly remember my lines without a paper...) so I made a small music-festival in my small room, listening such bands as Dream Theater, Pain, Cradle of Filth, Candlemass (Finnish Doom Metal, I can show it to you someday), Eisbrecher, Rammstein, Turmion Kätilöt, Arch Enemy, Waltari (Another Finnish band, they mix all kinds of genres such as Death Metal, Industrial Metal, Trash Metal, Symphonic music, Proggressive, Hip Hop, Rap... Quite interesting combination I must say), Finntroll, Girugamesh, and all that... and, of course, your Space Jam! That was pure awesomeness in a nice little 25-minute's long jam-form! Altough I think the best way to praise it was the comments you guys said after it ('That was f*cking awesome' :D). Cool stuff RAHB. So, I heard you had more song? :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 06:10, 14 December, 2012 (UTC)

Also, have you ever considered of doing a youtube-account? If you'd had that, we could subscribe each other and see what kinds of cool songs we've liked and commented without IRC! (As I have been unfortunate of catching you there lately :( ) Also, you can upload your songs there too, and gain more fame (with bigger audience there's also a bigger change that someone finds them, there are quite a lot of people in youtube as you may know). And I could stalk you 24/7. Just recommending though. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 06:28, 14 December, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, point-by-point here. First off, I love Candlemass :D Although I didn't know until now that they were Finnish. Secondly, thanks for the praise, I did really like that jam, been listening to it a lot myself lately. Thirdly, I do have a youtube account but I don't use it very much. When I do I usually "like" the things that make me laugh or I think are cool but not usually much music. I use for music stuff mostly. But I'm also not really into the whole idea of "put your tunes on the internet, everybody will hear them and you'll be instantly famous." I've been in bands with people who want to do that sort of thing before there's even any music written >_< Right now I'm just trying to make music I enjoy and find new ways to do things, and then probably play in some bars or something for a while. Focusing a lot on school and trying to find an IT job right now so I can get some money to fund future music ideas :D Glad you liked it, though, I still need to edit the other recordings and EQ them (with the microphone I used they turned out all muffled sounding), but I'll let you know when I get them up :D -RAHB 03:28, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
Space Jam Theme Song04:11

Space Jam Theme Song

You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:57, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
ARGH RAHB I have no idea what the hell was in my mind when I typed that... Candlemass is swedish, not finnish1 ARGHH! Sorry, my bad! Seriously, what the f***k?! I also understood your concern about youtube. But no worries, I don't care where I listen music, so give me any kinds of links and I'll check 'em! The main thing is to just enjoy about it right? :) Also, I have no idea when I'm online next time, been quite busy with stuff recently, so I'll tell my 'happy christmas's already now! If you even celebrate it, that is. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:24, 17 December, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, happy Christmas to you too, Cat. Good luck in the play and all. After all, "the play's the thing." -RAHB 21:34, December 17, 2012 (UTC)


Can you look at Yellow Turban Rebellion? I really like it. But I kinda want to nominate it, but then I don't at the same time. I think it's good. But, hey, I think you know what I'm saying? Right? Opinion maybe?--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:51, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

I really don't know anything about the topic. Sorry :/ -RAHB 21:53, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, it's fine.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:55, December 16, 2012 (UTC)


I don't quite agree with your blocking Anon indefinitely. For one thing, I don't take edit warring with me seriously. If the user has a history of vandalism, a two-week ban will probably suffice. Secondly, anonymous users should never be blocked indefinitely because their IP addresses are subject to change without notice. — clicky! 03:43, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

Suppose you're right. Reduced to two weeks now. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. -RAHB 03:50, December 17, 2012 (UTC)

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  • 23:08, 11 December 2012 RAHB (talk | contribs) blocked (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (Hi, I'm Fuck You. I like gay bum sex with You're Banned. And sometimes I like to suck Don't Come Back's fat cock.)

Have I ever told you how much I love you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:30, Dec 21

Actions speak louder than words, my dear ;)
Now, how are things with you and the family? And the brontosaurus, of course. Fred Flintstone might include his in the "family", but I'm still not ready to include a prehistoric dinosaur in with a term mainly used to indicate closely-biologically related humans. Cats and dogs, one thing. Brontosaurus. Gonna need to see some legislation on that. -RAHB 23:28, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
Well, since you ask, my youngest daughter has the following message for you:

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Which I think is pretty sophisticated for 10 months old. We gave the brontosaurus up to an animal shelter - it just wasn't triceratops-y enough for us. How about you and yours? --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:34, Dec 22
How cute, already making her own emoticons, and going against the grain with the left bracket like that! She's a sharp one you've got there. I'm doing well. Been going to school for IT certifications and playing psychedelic music in an underground dungeon on the weekends. Just got over a flu and a Zappadan. Oh, and we're moving from Wikia and going to host Uncyclopedia ourselves. In case nobody told you :D -RAHB 08:00, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
Um... That seems like an... idea... Er. I think I'll do what I've been doing unintentionally anyway - stay back and out of it. By the time I'm able to actually contribute again, it should be obvious which place to do it at. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:53, Jan 5
Yeah, that's not a bad idea : / -RAHB 00:52, January 6, 2013 (UTC)

Belated Zappadan treat

Candycane Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!

/me comes on Kipsmas's tits -RAHB 10:11, December 25, 2012 (UTC)

Coupla guys.

Lemme know if these were the sort of things you were looking for. [2] [3]  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Dec 29 '12 13:40 (UTC)

And here are two ways you can use 'em side-by-side:
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|[[File:Angry man1.png|x200px|thumb|Rrrrrrg.]]
|[[File:Angry man2.png|x200px|thumb|This pizza is cold.]]
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File:Angry man1.png|Rrrrrrg.
File:Angry man2.png|This pizza is cold.
There's probably a better way, but I haven't found it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Dec 30 '12 11:22 (UTC)
Very sexy. As soon as I'm not knee-deep in homework (which by my estimation should be about next Christmas) I'll add them in. -RAHB 23:44, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

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RAHB my good man

Is it alright if you go through the nominations and take some votes? I mean, the lack of voting reminds me of my grandmother.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 22:35, January 3, 2013 (UTC)

Usually I'm too busy to vote. But, seeing as I'm dropping out of school tomorrow, I'll probably have more time to vote when I'm not administrating the security of our new server, searching for work, and dodging homeless winos and gangsters on the streets and bus, which I use for transit. I'll start voting again after the site moves this weekend, seeing as some of the more recent edits won't be carried over due to technical limitations. -RAHB 22:38, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Site...... move?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 22:40, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Visit the forums sometime. -RAHB 22:42, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Would the code wk: blah blah blah still work in the [ [ ] ]?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 22:48, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
I have no idea what that means, so putting it into the code and using the "preview" button would probably be the best way to find out. -RAHB 00:21, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
I think he's talking about linking, RAHB. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 00:54, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
Yes, but I don't know what "wk: blah blah blah" means. -RAHB 01:44, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
Also, can you do some proofreading on my rewrite on A crush on a girl who is not single?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 01:56, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
Not at the moment, no. I'd love to but I'm honestly far too busy and will probably soon have an aneurysm. I'm sure you can find somebody else who'd be able to do it. -RAHB 02:00, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
Okay haha.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 02:02, January 4, 2013 (UTC)


Hello stranger on top of a strange land. An IP put up the church burning page in order to tell his story of how it was black metal fans who burned down churches. So I gave him the pic and edited the one line he left. Does it need more? It seems to stand on its own, about church burnings (we get at least 2,000 people a week trying to look up this page here, and we didn't have one until now). I was actually going to redirect "Black Metal fan" to the page. A nice fan pic anyway, and I don't want to spend any more time on it. Thanks. Aleister 21:18 26-1-'13

I suppose it works well on its own, yeah. I admit I chuckled at it. I just put the construction on because I assumed more was going to be added, but if we're figuring it's a good enough page in its own right, that works for me. -RAHB 07:55, January 27, 2013 (UTC)


It was the edit summary saying something about changing publisher, or something. It could be pure coincidence and unrelated, but it is an obscure page for a random vandal to hit, and there have always been some complete idiots as part of our community.                               Puppy's talk page11:23 26 Jan

Ah, yeah, I didn't check that. You're right, that does sound kind of fishy. Could be someone involved or also likely someone who's been looking on at the whole thing. Since the fork I've met a ton of random new users talking like they've been here throughout the entire process. I figure a lot of people come in and see something like that and assume it's some sort of revolution and think it's cool, so they start voicing their crazy support for it in weird ways, not taking the idea of civility into account of course. Then again, we've always had people who didn't take the idea of civility into account. Which reminds me, just since I'm on the subject, I'm actually kind of disgusted by all this "Wikia is terrible and old uncyc is shit" attitude that's going on at the fork. I hope the folks here do realize that some of us are keeping a more level-headed viewpoint of things and we're not all a bunch of wannabe revolutionaries with delusions of ourselves riding into the sunset on Harleys firing off pistols into the air :P -RAHB 08:10, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
I still want a pistol. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:55, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
I imagine you as more of a super soaker and Vespa type myself. I'm well aware that there is a significant portion of the community that is sane - at least sane by our standards. I know that there is a revolutionary streak that runs through our group mentality though. And sadly the fuck Wikia thought processes have now polarised the community - both from those that prescribe to that view and those that push back. I'm not an angel by a long shot - I've expressed my concerns very openly, which has made me pubic enemy #1 to some. Which is why I hope sane people realise that the reality is that all I've done is express my concerns. (And those that would like to argue this point - again - are welcome to go to my talk page. This is more a conversation between myself, RAHB and Frosty.)                               Puppy's talk page10:17 27 Jan
Right-o. Differing viewpoints are the basis of the whole deal. I think that for lots of people it's just too difficult not to vilify people who have contrasting viewpoints. The path of least resistance. It's too much work to like people, let alone people who disagree. And then, a large part of the community is American, and that's a whole nother issue when it comes to civility in contentious situations. -RAHB 22:38, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
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Thanks for the edits

Don't think of this as trying to recruit you back. But thanks a lot for some of the edits you recently made! Same to Cat the Colorful too. Anyways, I hope both sides can negotiate something. (Personally, I say just tell everyone to use adblock plus, (like I do)) But anyways, don't let me distract you from your bone.. er edits. Cheers! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 15:18, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

Yet again, hyenas

I wanted to give you a heads up, being a fellow enthusiast of FZ. There is another hyena-based article burbling in my brainial fluids. Needless to say, it will be spiritual in nature and it will blow certain minds. Careful, because when it looks like it's yawning, it's probably not really yawning. <belch> Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:38, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

I have never been so sold on anything as you just sold me on that article. -RAHB 00:34, June 14, 2013 (UTC)


Thanks RAHB, gosh I feel so honoured to meet all these great Uncyclopedians, anyway, thanks for getting rid of the vandal. As for hating me I think if they have got something against me then it is my niche humour range. I write political, British comedy so many probably don't find it funny which is understandable. I have asked this IP to join Uncyc and tell me how to improve or debate with me man to man but he still choses to hide behind his IP, if he's that much of a coward I doubt he could write comedy at all and justs picks on writers of comedy he doesn't find funny. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:23, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

The minds of trolls and vandals and the like work differently than the minds of others. It's an entertaining activity for them, even rewarding I assume, by the way they continue at it. What sort of rewards those actually are, I have no idea. But there's some sort of chemical mutation going on in their brains that explains it one way or the other. Best way is not to worry about it as they exist in our wiki ecosystem the same way that flesh-melting hornet swarms (those actually exist) are in our planet's ecosystem. They float around and sting and we apply the anti-venom and they keep floating around and occasionally if we get enough of them together we incinerate them in a huge fire because seriously those things are scary as fuck. I used to think I wanted to visit Japan someday but fuck that. The scariest things we have in California are various snakes, and you can avoid those pretty easily if you're smart enough to stay out of tall grass. Skin-melting hornets floating around, shit man. Uh, anyway, where was I? Uhm...nice to meet you too :) -RAHB 00:31, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks for that RAHB. Where I've lived I've had worse. The snakes were a worry yes but if you didn't stay out of the tall grass the aligators might get you. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:48, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Yep, not visiting wherever that is either. I may hate the people in California but I love that we have rattlesnakes and earthquakes and basically nothing else that is prone to killing me by surprise. Other than misguided youth carrying their parents' weapons. -RAHB 08:15, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
I must admit we didn't have any earthquakes, just the odd hurricane/tornado or two. When you walked down the street you could see the semi-automatics pointing out the windows aiming at passers-by. I guess that is why you have mail boxes at the end of your driveways over there instead of letterboxes in your doors. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:48, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Thank god I love in Finland, I hate snakes. Altough, well, there are, of course, snakes, but not in so common. And then there's the winter where it's impossible to see snakes. The scariest things here are propably the drunkards taking sun near the river without shirts. And the fucking seagulls. And ants. And sometimes you might walk into a bear or a moose in a forest, but that's not scary, that's just fun. Or reindeers. They're fun too.
But anyways, not the fucking snakes. Gosh. How can you people live with those things around D: Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 12:29, 14 June, 2013 (UTC)
As I say the world of aligators, tornadoes, snakes and hurricanes is where I used to live for a short period of time. My home country and where I currently live can boast no wild weather nor wild wildlife. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:07, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Let's all move to Finland. Except traditionally I'm pretty sure running into a wild moose in the forest is not supposed to be fun at all. But to each their own. I'll stay in my Finnish house and not go out into the Finnish wilderness. -RAHB 19:41, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Finland sounds a wonderful place. Let's all take an Uncyclopedia holiday to Finland (apart from Cat the Colourful who already lives there!). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:45, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
RAHB takes the acid, and then we go write uncyc-articles into the snow with pee. Sounds like a plan! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 20:45, 14 June, 2013 (UTC)
And then I revert it all, because it was unfunny, by drawing a (undo) button, and then pressing it... --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 22:03, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Yes, but then I pee admin buttons in the snow. Only if we're taking fork acid though, of course. -RAHB 05:34, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
This sounds a great holiday let's go to Finland! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:58, June 15, 2013 (UTC)
Wouldn't be fork acid. It's like St Ambrose said: When in Rome, take the acid the Roman's do.                               Puppy's talk page06:03 15 Jun 2013
Aaaahhhh, Catholic acid! Sounds like some heavy shit. -RAHB 08:02, June 17, 2013 (UTC)
I think I've lost the plot here, the Finnish are Orthodox or Protestant I think not Catholic so local acid would be Orthodox/Protestant acid. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:11, June 17, 2013 (UTC)
Uncyclopedian acid. Remember that Ambrose comes from Ambrosia meaning food of the gods, and St Ambrose was brother to St Satyrus, named after Satyr, where we also get the word Satire. He is the Paton saint of hallucinogenics that are related to satire, which makes him the patron saint of Uncyc acid, along with drugs relating to any other satirical site.                               Puppy's talk page10:33 17 Jun 2013
Everything you just said is so awesome. There's only one problem. If Uncyclopedia has its own acid, why aren't we all on it right now? -RAHB 20:05, June 17, 2013 (UTC)
We aren't?                               Puppy's talk page10:55 17 Jun 2013
This is getting more ridiculous than this! Re--The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 23:23, June 17, 2013 (UTC)(No acid for me, thank you very much)
Personally I prefer Uncyclopedia alkali. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:52, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
Aww man Denza, no acid for you then. Well then, that's more for us, YAY! What other Uncyclopedia-psychedelics are out there? :3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 14:54, 18 June, 2013 (UTC)
I could see an Uncyclopedia puzzle mushroom quite clearly. -RAHB 18:52, June 18, 2013 (UTC)


Hey man. I appreciate your input on this issue - even if I am only sitting on the sidelines here.                               Puppy's talk page12:40 14 Jun 2013

Anything to help out. So long as it doesn't involve those Asian hornets I was mentioning to Scott before. I won't help with Asian hornets. -RAHB 01:14, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
For the funny side of the DENZA (or whatever you call him/them) saga go to Romartus' talk page and look at the section under the heading: "Re." I used to be involved but when I thought that the problem had been solved I stepped back however now it is all confusing. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:53, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, it all stemmed from more of those troll brains doing a bunch of dumb stuff and...blugh. It's a mess. -RAHB 08:13, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

Summer's here! And so is the post

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:46, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

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