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And hello to you, my kind sir! --                              Puppy's talk page04:40 13 Jul 04:40, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Having said that, what do you think of the work that IP has done on Keytar so far? I can't work out if I like it or not, so figured I'd dump the problem on someone else. There is some decent effort going into it though, so I'd like to encourage this one to hang around. --                              Puppy's talk page04:46 13 Jul 04:46, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I was thinking the same. It seems to have an idea of the proper wiki formatting and some of the jokes are pretty good, but it mostly seems to be one-liners and doesn't really fit for a wiki just yet. I wasn't sure which ICU tag would actually make sense for that. Maybe I should just put a construction tag on it instead. If it's still there after a week we can urge him to join and move it to his userspace. -RAHB 04:50, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Aaaaand it turns out he removed my ICU anyway. Still went ahead with the construction tag though. -RAHB 04:53, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
That's probably just lack of understanding of wiki courtesy. I threw an {{IPjoin}} at him, but hasn't penetrated through. He's still working on it though, so he may have removed it due to confused edit conflict. --                              Puppy's talk page04:56 13 Jul 04:56, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, usually that sort of thing is just a case of not knowing what the hell an "ICU" is and how it showed up on a page. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that. -RAHB 05:04, July 13, 2012 (UTC)


~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:09, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Aaaaand...guess what?

I got syphilis! Hahaha, no, although that hooker we shared was purty skanky. (I'd advise a checkup at the free clinic, ask for Dr. Karemidian. Dude has just the most awesome overgrowth of Armenian eyebrows.) Anyhoo, what I meant to say was, I got a new ISP! Hurrah! Now we can be together. Forever. And ever. And ever.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 8:22 (UTC)

There's something creepy about pre-pubescent twin girls standing in hotel hallways saying play with us.                               Puppy's talk page08:36 15 Jul
Hadn't noticed. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 8:39 (UTC)
Neither had I. That was from The Sound Of Music or something, right? -RAHB 21:25, July 15, 2012 (UTC)


Me again. Any chance you would want this or this? (My caption for the second one would be: "In recent years, Nazi eaters wishing for privacy during their meal have taken to covering their heads with large napkins, a tradition originally associated with the consumption of ortolan buntings." Too pretentious?) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 16 '12 16:53 (UTC)

Ahahahaha. I wouldn't have thought it needed either, but that caption would fit perfectly with the article, so I'll use the second one. Many a thank, sir. Many a thank. -RAHB 01:28, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, the first one is also way better than the logo already in the article (which was even worse before I applied a terrible effect to it), so I'll switch that out too. Winnings! -RAHB 01:29, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Also, again, another indent, is the second one yours? Which I ask because I don't want to just go grab it and upload it all willy nilly without attributing it properly. -RAHB 01:34, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Any news channel

What's the guideline for what would normally be a QVFD with a construction tag? Can I still QVFD, or change it to an ICU, or what?                               Puppy's talk page05:28 17 Jul

That quote on there sounds like something they'd put in a remake of Network, should the movie industry ever commit such a tragedy. Usually QVFD and auto-delete are for one-liners, but this doesn't seem to be much more than a one-liner. I'll err on the side of not deleting it at the moment and just say tag it with ICU. Mainly because I have no idea what the author is trying to accomplish so I can't tell whether he's failed or not yet :/ -RAHB 05:35, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah. The history is a bunch of copy-pasta, so I doubt the originality here, but I've ICU'd it. I doubt it'll grow, but it might suit an Undictionary entry.                               Puppy's talk page10:30 17 Jul

We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 16:54, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Please check QVFD

Can you also put {{QVFD checked}} above everything you reviewed? --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:10, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Typically that isn't used very heavily, but if it makes things easier then sure. -RAHB 23:26, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Change over

My dearest Mr. Rahb. Could you please change the site notice to

Retro Week has begun. Check out Uncyclopedia's most Belovedest Articles.

(or something like that). And could you please put the article AAAAAAAAA! for today (as of one minute ago)? (we agreed that the features would be the last 10 days of the the bear article would have to wait until the 1st of August).

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks. --ShabiDOO 23:59, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I noticed that. The bear article was already featured when I went to feature the first article, but I think I can edit some things around to make it feature in August instead. Working on it at the moment :/ -RAHB 00:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, I think I got it. I just have to remember to check something on the 1st... -RAHB 00:20, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah...thats perfect RAHB...thanks.
I don't know if you are able to do it...but do you think you could change the text of this:


So that it says:

Today's Special Retro Week Article:

? Hopefuly to gain a little more interest from visitors. Or is that difficult or impossible to do?

Thanks agian. --ShabiDOO 01:02, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
I've seen it done before with the Top Tens and stuff. Give me a few minutes and I'll see what I can do. Should be a quick edit to a template somewhere or something. -RAHB 01:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Okay, got it. -RAHB 01:11, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Rock and Roll.--ShabiDOO 01:14, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

I'm drunk

Big hairy dicks :D (just like old times) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:19, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

What a coincidence. I'm in the process of getting drunk. A big hairy wang to you as well sir! -RAHB 07:21, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
You know, IRC is totally the place to go when you're drunk. I don't actually know why, but like, every Uncyclopedian totally goes to the IRC when they're drunk. It's almost a rule. -RAHB 07:22, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
I'm terribly sober, and thanks.                               Puppy's talk page07:24 22 Jul
"Terribly" is of course the operative term. And no problem. That's what I have all these buttons for I guess. -RAHB 07:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
I would but my uni is g-lined from freenode. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:30, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Wow. I mean, that blows donkey dongs, but at the same time, congratulations for accomplishing a global ban. That's like, almost trophee-like. Of course, you could always use a proxy or something, right? -RAHB 07:38, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Oh I didn't get the ban put in, it's been there since I started here. And proxies are either slow, blocked or cost money (which I don't have) --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 07:42, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
IRC is fairly data-lite, so proxy shouldn't be too painful. Of course, I prefer twitter when drunk. More boobs.                               Puppy's talk page07:44 22 Jul
Twitter has drunk boobs? Awesome. -RAHB 07:45, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
Tweeted that line.                               Puppy's talk page07:49 22 Jul
Well, chess has been around longer than drunk boobs. But, good man! -RAHB 07:55, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
This sucks -- 19:50, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

Sock puppet

Hey Rahb...who was Rsbj66 the sockpuppet of? He wrote well. --ShabiDOO 23:41, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

I don't know. I don't even remember that name at all. -RAHB 18:10, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
This seems to indicate it was the username Funnybony used before switching to his present account. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:29, 23 July 2012

You up for a colonization?

If so, please see Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/project. See also: Forum:SOPA is back for dessert! --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 15:10, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:19, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

User:RAHB/Frank Zappa

I read your bit on Zappa. Seems pretty straightforward. I don't know much about him (although my dad's crazy for him). I do, however, currently have Apostrophe (') on hold at the library, although it seems as though it's not coming anytime soon. But once I got a hold on everything and have all the materials needed, I'll probably do the re-write on Zappa. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:18, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Most of what's on that page isn't actually "my bit on Zappa". It's in my userspace because it's just a list of ideas and then a bunch of stuff that I lifted from the current revision (which I had nothing to do with) in the hopes of properly rewriting the article into something genuinely amusing and also befitting of the man himself. Be my guest at doing the rewrite, since I've been stalling on it, mainly because of perfectionism. I must say though, it's probably going to take a lot more research than simply the most commercially successful of his 91 albums in order to paint a terribly accurate picture :P -RAHB 19:54, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
Okay. Also I currently got the Real Frank Zappa book on hold as well. Would you also recommend watching bits from 200 Motels to be helpful to get an idea? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:37, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, dude, yes. The Real Frank Zappa book is probably the best reference you could possibly have. I recommend reading it for writing the article, but I also just recommend reading it for enjoyment in general because it's a hell of a book. 200 Motels would also be excellent to watch because it depicts a lot of Frank's ideas of what touring and being a professional musician are like. Beyond that, both are pretty damn funny in my opinion. Unfortunately 200 Motels is hard to get a hold of because the masters were destroyed by the production company a long time ago and there's currently no DVD release, but there are a number of video rips on various internet sites and the like. Those would be excellent. -RAHB 01:05, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Nerd shit

Apparently Gentoo's "AMD64" stuff is what you want for an i3. And they do have pre-compiled binaries, if you still want to go that-a-way. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Aug 4 '12 11:50 (UTC)

Yeah, I've got the AMD64 one burned to a CD. Think I'm just gonna bite the bullet though and leave the laptop with just windows on it. I can't imagine the continuous headache I'd have trying to get all the hardware working in a base system. Problem with installing linux on laptops. I was thinking I'd maybe even go with Ubuntu, but I figure Windows 7 really isn't bad, so I'll just backup all my data on that partition and then use my linux desktop to do pretty much everything that might be a massive security threat. Or something. -RAHB 19:34, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
You could also run...let's say...Mint, or even Knoppix, from a SSD (especially fun if you've got a built-in SD reader). Totally doable. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 8:20 (UTC)

Mango Flower

Hi RAHB, how's it? Here is another psych picture made by a close friend of the Beatles, Colin Jury, which he calls Mango Flower. Thought you would dig it. Stay cool! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:51, Aug 4

Of course I dig it! In fact, I really dig this particular one, the texture and color palette are very nice in addition to the awesome psychedelia. That's the kind of image I'd frame in my home and hang on the wall or something :) -RAHB 19:36, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 07:09, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

I'm completely baked right now

I LOEV YOU RAHB WITH MY LEFT AND RIGHT TESTICLES (especially the left) <3 i wish you were here getting stoned with me --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:56, August 13, 2012 (UTC)

Dammit, and wouldn't you know it I was getting stoned that night. But I was too engulfed by porn and Doctor Who to sign on. -RAHB 05:35, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
How's right now for you then? I have £25 worth and then I'm going to eat two large pizzas and drink 3 beers. God I love being me. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 09:37, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, see, now when that was happening, I was drinking this incredibly wretched corn whiskey that they sell in mason jars. They actually put on the bottle, as a selling point, "Less than 30 days old." It's like drinking battery acid. Oh, but then I got really high and fell asleep. -RAHB 00:09, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
I have no more weed :( that's probably a good thing as I have essays 'n' shit to write. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:34, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
Some guy outside my school asked me today if I know where to find any "dank Mr. Nice Guy". That's some sort of pokemon or something, right? -RAHB 01:17, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

That Castlevania thing?

Hey, remember me? We talked on IRC in few days ago in past about collabing on Castlevania-article. I sort of thought that because I have played only two Castlevania's, it would be hard for me to create article about the whole serie. So, as we have both played Aria of Sorrow, that would be a good idea to write about right? And, if Mr-ex777 is even interested at participating, he/she has played it too! I also had an idea for the article; to do something completely different than other game-related pages here; I thought that if Soma Cruz (the main character, remember?) would personally tell the plot, about the characters, criticism, himself... How'd you like that idea? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:53, 18 August, 2012 (UTC)

Could work, certainly. As I said before, what I'll be able to add along to it is probably more absurdity or straight jokes that aren't necessarily all much related to the topics of the games in and of themselves, especially not knowing a whole lot about the characters and overarching story and what not. And we'll probably have to clean up after Mr-ex a bit. Any time you'd like to start let me know. I haven't been as active lately because of my studies, but I'll try to get some stuff in on it. -RAHB 00:20, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Review?

Plunging-toilet We need your PEE!

Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had
noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of
a blockage
, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy.

Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews,
in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...

It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:18, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:27, August 23, 2012 (UTC)


I've been nominated for Perv of the Month. How would you like to vote for me? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:50, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Whatever floats your boat :) -RAHB 19:42, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you

I have no idea what was going on in that user's head when he decided to write "YOU'VE BEEN WHIPPED!! I IS IN DAR CITY" on my userpage and reverted to (what I presume was his) edits, even though they violated the rules on how NRV works. What does that even mean? Anyway, thanks for reverting and banning him. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 23:34, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, he's just a regular vandal that comes here and...does that sort of thing. No worries. -RAHB 23:48, August 30, 2012 (UTC)


For voting me as Perv of the Month. As a reward, I will not bang your girlfriend. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:40, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Then the whole thing was worth it. -RAHB 03:40, September 6, 2012 (UTC)



It's always good when vandals let you know they're around.                               Puppy's talk page04:54 06 Sep
It's even better when they're speaking...what is that, Latin? That's funny. -RAHB 13:07, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeXBox360 10:54, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:06, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Project Castlevania

I'm sorry that I've told you that I have so much pictures and content for the project Castlevania, but, I've done nothing... But, be prepared; I promise that I will propably maybe hopefully upload some pictures next week! Then we would officially start this! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:02, 15 September, 2012 (UTC)

You propably found out (or maybe not) that I gave some screenshots from Final Fantasy I to Matthlock just few minutes ago. And no screenshots for you. I'm currently using a computer that doesn't show small pictures of the screenshots, so it would take me too much time to check which one of the screenshots is for you. (Yeah, I have loads of screenshots saved in my phone.) So, the pictures will appear to you maybe next week. I hope you can wait few days. :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:17, 21 September, 2012 (UTC)
The screenshots really aren't the most important part anyway. The actual text content is, and I haven't written anything, so no worries. -RAHB 21:10, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
I know, I know. But a good page isn't a good one without pictures, right? :) And I've got them. So, I created a page with all the pictures I currently have, and I'll upload the edited picture after it's done; logic. :D I'll work on the picture after I've found the exact font or a font that at least looks like it. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:28, 26 September, 2012 (UTC)

Content Warning

I noticed you deleted this August 30. I copied what it says when we visit the wiki.

WARNING: Wikia, "yo mamma", and your boss may not approve of this website. If you are under the age of 12, please look elsewhere for homework help. If you are at least 13 years old, not easily offended, not looking for politically correct content, and looking for a wide variety of parody and satire, you have come to the right place. Should you be offended by the content, please complain to one of our administrators, not to Wikia. Most articles here are in a constant state of change, and that change can be YOU, if you continue. -- Simsilikesims(?UN)

I am wondering, is there a place we can link to which has this text so that people can read it? Since it goes away after we see it the first time? +yc 08:07, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

I think there's probably a template for it somewhere. Not sure where... Zombiebaron might know. There's also screenshots all over the forums and stuff. Why do you need to be able to link to it? -RAHB 08:44, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!

I really like this article. I especially like the introduction (I could just picture myself eating those Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos). Was this based off of events from your life? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 00:35, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

Not based on events. Fortunately I've never been robbed or married. I have, however eaten jalapeno cheddar cheetos and they basically inspired me to write the article in a roundabout sort of way. They're delicious :D -RAHB 00:07, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
What about the part of passing out on the couch while watching reruns of the Cosby Show and Three's Company. Did that have anything to do with your life? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:26, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
I like to think my life is more interesting than writing about myself falling asleep watching Cosby and Three's Company :/ They're just stuff I threw in. -RAHB 22:38, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

IP votes for infinite monkeys

Yeah I thought that was strange too. I have never seen so many. I only post links to my articles on facebook when they are featured, to celebrate my win. So it isn't my own family and friends - I haven't told them about it. I think the preponderance of IPs may be because there are pages and pages of "What links here" results for it. I found it on Special:WantedPages near the very top, so maybe it's getting a lot of link-throughs, then hitting the VFH template link after they laugh at the funny monkeys. The evidence will show that I am innocent, your honor. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 14:41, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

Now there's another one today. This is ridiculous. Now I'm suspicious of them - is someone gaming this thing? It isn't me. Maybe we should remove them all. Is there a way to find out if they are legit? They all come from IPs with no other contributions. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:53, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
I was thinking the same as you were. It's a pretty heavily-linked page, it's probably just getting lots of notice from casual readers. In particular I think a lot of DYK and anniversary and such stuff have it linked a bunch of times. But that's no problem really. It wouldn't have been a problem either, by the way, if you had been telling your family and friends about it, seeing as they're all different people and it can expose the site to them and stuff (although for obvious reasons I refrain from telling my family very much about Uncyclopedia). The only problem comes when one person is doing a bunch of votes and trying to pass them off as all different. Unfortunately there's no way to check if two different IPs are being used by the same person, but unless this one just gets ridiculously out of control I have no reason to believe they are at the moment. Especially since they're all different classes of IP. Except I don't know if that's especially since I don't know whether ISPs assign dynamic IPs in different class ranges. And never mind anyways because I guess they could always be using proxies. In which case we'd probably never know. So....yes, I hope that clears that up then :P -RAHB 04:02, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
And another today. I did some checking and they are all over the globe if [1] is to be believed. Which, who knows? Well, monkeys are always funny... --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 15:52, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure it would've gotten featured either way, so no worries. But we've been getting lots of IPs nominating articles (and failing), and doing other VFH stuff. It might have more to do with the site notice thing. Who knows? Congrats on another feature regardless :D -RAHB 01:38, September 28, 2012 (UTC)


What's happening with the patrolling? I go and it gets completely ignored?                               Puppy's talk page01:29 28 Sep

Beats me. I never paid much attention to it to begin with. Frosty would probably be one to ask. He's an admin now and stuff, too. -RAHB 01:36, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
He's off at the moment. I know it's school holidays in Victoria, so he's either on holidays or studying most likely. BB, MrN, Frosty and I were about the only ones who kept an eye on it, and with three of those members no longer that active it seems to have fallen by the wayside.                               Puppy's talk page02:17 28 Sep

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