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== Cock! ==
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I'm not here anymore. I'm at the other one. You should be too, but I won't hold that against you. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:57, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
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:ZOMG! YR ADVERTISN TEH [[UDDER]] SIT! OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!![[one]]!--{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig3}} 00:01, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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::<nowiki>*audible gasp*</nowiki> -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:03, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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And hello to you, my kind sir! --{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:40 13 Jul}} 04:40, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
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== Your user page… ==
:Having said that, what do you think of the work that IP has done on [[Keytar]] so far? I can't work out if I like it or not, so figured I'd dump the problem on someone else. There is some decent effort going into it though, so I'd like to encourage this one to hang around. --{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:46 13 Jul}} 04:46, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Yeah, I was thinking the same. It seems to have an idea of the proper wiki formatting and some of the jokes are pretty good, but it mostly seems to be one-liners and doesn't really fit for a wiki just yet. I wasn't sure which ICU tag would actually make sense for that. Maybe I should just put a construction tag on it instead. If it's still there after a week we can urge him to join and move it to his userspace. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:50, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Aaaaand it turns out he removed my ICU anyway. Still went ahead with the construction tag though. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:53, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::That's probably just lack of understanding of wiki courtesy. I threw an {{tl|IPjoin}} at him, but hasn't penetrated through. He's still working on it though, so he may have removed it due to confused edit conflict. --{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:56 13 Jul}} 04:56, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::Yeah, usually that sort of thing is just a case of not knowing what the hell an "ICU" is and how it showed up on a page. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:04, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
   
== Boners! ==
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feature material. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:11 06 Sep 2013}}
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:I totally agree. --{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig3}} 00:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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::Yeah, Sims is really a genius on that front. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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:::Surprised that the “release Aimsplode” forum elsewhere is so one-sided. (Can't log in at another site. Apparently my IP was used for socking once while I was there and I've now been perma-banned.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|02:50 06 Sep 2013}}
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::::Not that I was going through the block logs to find out the last time you were banned to see if I could find the IP and unban it or anything like that, but [http://gyazo.com/dd8f68a7dfab51172d581aa4cebcade2.png this] happens whenever I "don't" do that. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:05, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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:::::Sockpuppetry is fatal. And sends people to gay zoos looking at the URL. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:19 06 Sep 2013}}
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::::::I saw there is a campaign to bring back the 'Swirling Swastika' (AKA {{u|Aimsplode}}) at the Fork. Chances to that happening are close to zero I expect. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:28, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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:::::::The score is -8 after 9 votes. It's still close. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:30 06 Sep 2013}}
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::::::::I was tempted to vote in favour of the SS but that would be a petty act by a noble Roman. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 11:31, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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:::::::::Yeah, it's not a real campaign. It's a joke by now. Every admin has told Denza that there's not a shot in hell that that's ever happening. Also I'm still checking into finding out why the hell our block logs are bork'd. Something improperly formatted apparently. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 20:16, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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::::::::::Sorry to delve into a conversation that I have nothing to do with but who is Aimsplode and how did he come to being banned? Because I've never heard of an Uncyclopedian being as hated as this guy is. {{User:ScottPat/sig2}} 20:30, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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:::::::::::Loldongz. I'm supposed to be the one who cant take jokes (lampshading mah aspergers), yet you all fell for it. ''*Denza claps slowly'' You all suck at this. :D kthxbai.--{{user:DungeonSiegeAddict510/sig3}} 00:31, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
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:(deindent) RAHB - don't stress on my account. Likely I could get back in if I used a little trickery, but I was only going to drop by to say hello to yourself and a few others - nothing more productive than that.
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:SP - he's a troll, and not a very good one. For a short while he was an amusing pest, but he has evolved into a running in-joke by now. None of the admins on either site have any intention of welcoming him back, and if it weren't for the in-joke nature he probably wouldn't even be being mentioned. He is the [[Fisher Price]]* of users. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:46 06 Sep 2013}}
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::AHAHAHAHA! "The Fisher Price of users" is correct. I'll use that one the next time someone asks me about him. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 20:29, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
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:::The Swirling Swastika has been busted down to an Unc Meme. How fitting. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:21, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
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::::*Fisher Price. An article that should have been deleted but was adopted as the nadir of good taste on uncyclopedia some years back. It has a preservation order on it. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:26, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
   
{{User:Frosty/boner}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 05:09, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
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==Welcome back!==
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Welcome back, hope you stick around here awhile, here, there, both or wherever. Enjoy the writer's sweatshop atmosphere here, or not. When you actually feel like writing clever satire, I hope you decide to share it with both sites. I miss having a united community, even if that is an impossible dream now. By the way, I agree with Llwy over at the other site about the IRC discussion there. Shock pics are icky, and helped drive me away from the IRC there, though real-life demands on my time on weekends are the other reason I don't go there much anymore. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 19:23, July 7, 2014 (UTC)
== Aaaaand...guess what? ==
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:Ah hi Simsie, nice to see you. I'm probably not actually here, just came in to check my talk page and saw that somebody reverted my user page. I could very well start importing my newer articles over to here, although my most recent one involves no fewer than three references to public masturbation and may not fly with the sensibilities of some of the folks here. It's alright though because I never write clever satire, I just write a load of goofy shit on top of a skeleton made of one joke :P
I got syphilis! Hahaha, no, although that hooker we shared ''was'' purty skanky. (I'd advise a checkup at the free clinic, ask for Dr. Karemidian. Dude has just the most ''awesome'' overgrowth of Armenian eyebrows.) Anyhoo, what I meant to say was, I got a new ISP! Hurrah! Now we can be together. Forever. And ever. And ever. {{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120715082212}}
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:I do disagree (only slightly) with spoony-floor's forum, but the community has treated her rather poorly about it. We've got a load of entitled characters at the fork, as I suspect are here, as I suspect are pretty much everywhere on the internet. It's all quite a bummer. Makes my head spin more than any poopdick ever could. Denza's missed you, he keeps asking if you're there. He probably wants to be unbanned or something (is he banned here? I don't actually know). Good times. Good times. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 13:02, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
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::References to public masturbation (if unaccompanied by illustrations) don't offend my sensibilities, and Sannse's sensibilities have not been on display for almost a year. On an article for which they were the single joke, I might suspect that it was written for the amusement of the author rather than the reader, and Romartus might add a reference to Short Pants. The end of each Denza ban that had an end was greeted with more acting out requiring immediate remediation, and thus he now has a ban that doesn't have an end. He needs not a humor wiki but a tree-house, and probably one with a farting competition. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>15:08 13-Jul-14</small>
:There's something creepy about pre-pubescent twin girls standing in hotel hallways saying ''play with us''. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|08:36 15 Jul}}
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:::You know with the references and analogies you keep throwing into to this discussion, you two ought to have a rap battle. Hope things are going well over at the spoon RAHB, sometimes I feel like this place needs more of a community. I'll need to write an UnSignpost tomorrow and maybe an article too, I've got a great idea for [[Political spectrum]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 19:19, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
::Hadn't noticed.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120715083929}}
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::::I don't know much about SPIKE's musical abilities, but I have to assume that he's about as capable of rapping as I am, which is a solid "not at all". As such, a rap battle between us would be about the most entertaining suggestion I've ever heard and must be seriously considered for the sake of the future of comedy. You hear that, SPIKE? I'm calling you out, Randy Savage style! OOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH! -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:51, August 26, 2014 (UTC)
:::Neither had I. That was from The Sound Of Music or something, right? -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 21:25, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
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:::::I wonder if he's even heard a rap battle? {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 04:17, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::Hi RAHB, good to see you poking your head in here. I've been accused of being one of the most level-headed Uncyclopedians around, but I think that applies to you more than me. {{User:Llwy-ar-lawr/sig}} 19:14, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
== Hi! ==
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:::::::Hi Llwy, glad to see you haven't been discouraged from editing ''all'' of the Uncyclopedias. But whoever's been making these accusations of level-headedness clearly doesn't know either of us very well, they must be new here. :P -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 20:10, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
Me again. Any chance you would want [[:File:Nazi Eaters of America logo.svg|this]] or [http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9638/tastytastynazi.png this]? (My caption for the second one would be: "In recent years, Nazi eaters wishing for privacy during their meal have taken to covering their heads with large napkins, a tradition originally associated with the consumption of ortolan buntings." Too pretentious?){{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120716165341}}
 
:Ahahahaha. I wouldn't have thought it needed either, but that caption would fit perfectly with the article, so I'll use the second one. Many a thank, sir. Many a thank. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:28, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Actually, the first one is also way better than the logo already in the article (which was even worse before I applied a terrible effect to it), so I'll switch that out too. Winnings! -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:29, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Also, again, another indent, is the second one yours? Which I ask because I don't want to just go grab it and upload it all willy nilly without attributing it properly. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:34, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== [[Any news channel]] ==
 
 
What's the guideline for what would normally be a QVFD with a construction tag? Can I still QVFD, or change it to an ICU, or what? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|05:28 17 Jul}}
 
:That quote on there sounds like something they'd put in a remake of Network, should the movie industry ever commit such a tragedy. Usually QVFD and auto-delete are for one-liners, but this doesn't seem to be much more than a one-liner. I'll err on the side of not deleting it at the moment and just say tag it with ICU. Mainly because I have no idea what the author is trying to accomplish so I can't tell whether he's failed or not yet :/ -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:35, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Yeah. The history is a bunch of copy-pasta, so I doubt the originality here, but I've ICU'd it. I doubt it'll grow, but it might suit an Undictionary entry. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:30 17 Jul}}
 
 
==We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!==
 
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120719}}
 
 
--{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 16:54, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Please check QVFD ==
 
 
Can you also put {{tl|QVFD checked}} above everything you reviewed? --{{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 23:10, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Typically that isn't used very heavily, but if it makes things easier then sure. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:26, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Change over==
 
 
My dearest Mr. Rahb. Could you please change the site notice to
 
 
[[Uncyclopedia:Retro Week|Retro Week]] has begun. Check out Uncyclopedia's most Belovedest Articles.
 
 
(or something like that). And could you please put the article [[AAAAAAAAA!]] for today (as of one minute ago)? (we agreed that the features would be the last 10 days of the month...so the bear article would have to wait until the 1st of August).
 
 
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:59, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Yeah, I noticed that. The bear article was already featured when I went to feature the first article, but I think I can edit some things around to make it feature in August instead. Working on it at the moment :/ -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Okay, I think I got it. I just have to remember to check something on the 1st... -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:20, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Yeah...thats perfect RAHB...thanks.
 
:::I don't know if you are able to do it...but do you think you could change the text of this:
 
 
[[File:Printscreen101.JPG]]
 
 
So that it says:
 
 
Today's Special [[Uncyclopedia:Retro_Week|Retro Week]] Article:
 
 
 
? Hopefuly to gain a little more interest from visitors. Or is that difficult or impossible to do?
 
:::Thanks agian. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:02, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::I've seen it done before with the Top Tens and stuff. Give me a few minutes and I'll see what I can do. Should be a quick edit to a template somewhere or something. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::Okay, got it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:11, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::Rock and Roll.--{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 01:14, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== I'm drunk ==
 
Big hairy dicks :D (just like old times) --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 07:19, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:What a coincidence. I'm in the process of getting drunk. A big hairy wang to you as well sir! -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:21, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::You know, IRC is totally the place to go when you're drunk. I don't actually know why, but like, every Uncyclopedian totally goes to the IRC when they're drunk. It's almost a rule. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:22, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I'm terribly sober, and [{{fullurl:Special:Log/block|page=User%3A68.224.242.246}} thanks]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:24 22 Jul}}
 
::::"Terribly" is of course the operative term. And no problem. That's what I have all these buttons for I guess. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:26, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::I would but my uni is g-lined from freenode. --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 07:30, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::Wow. I mean, that blows donkey dongs, but at the same time, congratulations for accomplishing a global ban. That's like, almost trophee-like. Of course, you could always use a proxy or something, right? -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:38, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::::Oh I didn't get the ban put in, it's been there since I started here. And proxies are either slow, blocked or cost money (which I don't have) --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 07:42, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::::IRC is fairly data-lite, so proxy shouldn't be too painful. Of course, I prefer twitter when drunk. More boobs. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:44 22 Jul}}
 
:::::::::Twitter has drunk boobs? Awesome. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:45, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::::::Tweeted that line. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|07:49 22 Jul}}
 
:::::::::::Well, chess has been around longer than drunk boobs. But, good man! -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:55, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::::::::This sucks --[[Special:Contributions/69.132.120.189|69.132.120.189]] 19:50, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Sock puppet ==
 
 
Hey Rahb...who was Rsbj66 the sockpuppet of? He wrote well. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:41, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:I don't know. I don't even remember that name at all. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 18:10, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
 
::[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Funnybony/archive1#Bit_of_an_issue This] seems to indicate it was the username {{u|Funnybony}} used before switching to his present account. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:29, 23 July 2012''</small>
 
 
== You up for a colonization? ==
 
 
If so, please see [[Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/project]]. See also: [[Forum:SOPA is back for dessert!]] --{{User:Qzekrom/sig7}} 15:10, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier! ==
 
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120726}}
 
 
--{{User:Oliphaunte/sig2}} 15:19, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==[[User:RAHB/Frank Zappa]]==
 
I read your bit on Zappa. Seems pretty straightforward. I don't know much about him (although my dad's crazy for him). I do, however, currently have {{w|Apostrophe (')}} on hold at the library, although it seems as though it's not coming anytime soon. But once I got a hold on everything and have all the materials needed, I'll probably do the re-write on Zappa. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 17:18, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Most of what's on that page isn't actually "my bit on Zappa". It's in my userspace because it's just a list of ideas and then a bunch of stuff that I lifted from the current revision (which I had nothing to do with) in the hopes of properly rewriting the article into something genuinely amusing and also befitting of the man himself. Be my guest at doing the rewrite, since I've been stalling on it, mainly because of perfectionism. I must say though, it's probably going to take a lot more research than simply the most commercially successful of his [http://www.globalia.net/donlope/fz/lyrics/index.html 91 albums] in order to paint a terribly accurate picture :P -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 19:54, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Okay. '''Also''' I currently got the Real Frank Zappa book on hold as well. Would you also recommend watching bits from ''200 Motels'' to be helpful to get an idea? {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 17:37, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Oh, dude, yes. The Real Frank Zappa book is probably the best reference you could possibly have. I recommend reading it for writing the article, but I also just recommend reading it for enjoyment in general because it's a hell of a book. 200 Motels would also be excellent to watch because it depicts a lot of Frank's ideas of what touring and being a professional musician are like. Beyond that, both are pretty damn funny in my opinion. Unfortunately 200 Motels is hard to get a hold of because the masters were destroyed by the production company a long time ago and there's currently no DVD release, but there are a number of video rips on various internet sites and the like. Those would be excellent. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:05, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Nerd shit ==
 
Apparently Gentoo's "AMD64" stuff is what you want for an i3. And they ''do'' have pre-compiled binaries, if you still want to go that-a-way.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120804115018}}
 
:Yeah, I've got the AMD64 one burned to a CD. Think I'm just gonna bite the bullet though and leave the laptop with just windows on it. I can't imagine the continuous headache I'd have trying to get all the hardware working in a base system. Problem with installing linux on laptops. I was thinking I'd maybe even go with Ubuntu, but I figure Windows 7 really isn't bad, so I'll just backup all my data on that partition and then use my linux desktop to do pretty much everything that might be a massive security threat. Or something. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 19:34, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
::You could also run...let's say...Mint, or even Knoppix, from a SSD (especially fun if you've got a built-in SD reader). Totally doable.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120805082039}}
 
 
==Mango Flower==
 
Hi RAHB, how's it? Here is another psych picture made by a close friend of the Beatles, Colin Jury, which he calls Mango Flower. Thought you would dig it. Stay cool! Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>16:51, Aug 4</small></small>
 
[[Image:Mango-Flower-Colin-Jury.jpg|thumb|600px|center]]
 
:Of course I dig it! In fact, I really dig this particular one, the texture and color palette are very nice in addition to the awesome psychedelia. That's the kind of image I'd frame in my home and hang on the wall or something :) -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 19:36, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!==
 
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120809}}
 
 
--{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 07:09, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==I'm completely baked right now==
 
I LOEV YOU RAHB WITH MY LEFT AND RIGHT TESTICLES (especially the left) <3 i wish you were here getting stoned with me --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 10:56, August 13, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Dammit, and wouldn't you know it I ''was'' getting stoned that night. But I was too engulfed by porn and Doctor Who to sign on. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:35, August 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
::How's right now for you then? I have £25 worth and then I'm going to eat two large pizzas and drink 3 beers. God I love being me. --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 09:37, August 18, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Ah, see, now when that was happening, I was drinking this incredibly wretched corn whiskey that they sell in mason jars. They actually put on the bottle, as a selling point, "Less than 30 days old." It's like drinking battery acid. Oh, but then I got really high and fell asleep. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:09, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::I have no more weed :( that's probably a good thing as I have essays 'n' shit to write. --{{User:MasterWangs/Sig}} 10:34, August 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::Some guy outside my school asked me today if I know where to find any "dank Mr. Nice Guy". That's some sort of pokemon or something, right? -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:17, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::Wait, how old are you, RAHB? (Wait, what did I just say?) {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 22:11, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::::I'm 22. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:30, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::::Okay, just wondering. Don't worry; I won't use that information against you. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 01:10, November 4, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== That Castlevania thing? ==
 
 
Hey, remember me? We talked on IRC in few days ago in past about collabing on Castlevania-article. I sort of thought that because I have played only two Castlevania's, it would be hard for me to create article about the whole serie. So, as we have both played Aria of Sorrow, that would be a good idea to write about right? And, if Mr-ex777 is even interested at participating, he/she has played it too! I also had an idea for the article; to do something ''completely'' different than other game-related pages here; I thought that if Soma Cruz (the main character, remember?) would personally tell the plot, about the characters, criticism, himself... How'd you like that idea? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|08:53|18|August|2012}}
 
:Could work, certainly. As I said before, what I'll be able to add along to it is probably more absurdity or straight jokes that aren't necessarily all much related to the topics of the games in and of themselves, especially not knowing a whole lot about the characters and overarching story and what not. And we'll probably have to clean up after Mr-ex a bit. Any time you'd like to start let me know. I haven't been as active lately because of my studies, but I'll try to get some stuff in on it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:20, August 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Pee Review?==
 
 
{{Pee Wanted}}
 
 
--{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 18:18, August 20, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost! ==
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120823}} {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 08:27, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==RAHB==
 
I've been nominated for [[User:TheHappySpaceman/Perv of the month|Perv of the Month]]. How would you like to vote for me? {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 17:50, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Whatever floats your boat :) -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 19:42, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Thank you ==
 
I have no idea what was going on in that user's head when he decided to write "YOU'VE BEEN WHIPPED!! I IS IN DAR CITY" on my userpage and reverted to (what I presume was his) edits, even though they violated the rules on how [[NRV]] works. What does that even mean? Anyway, thanks for reverting and banning him. -- [[User:Hypster|<i>ENTER CITADEL</i>]] [[User Talk:Hypster|<font color="red">T)</font>alk]] [[Special:Contributions/Hypster|<font color="red">C)</font>untributions]] [[Special:Block/Hypster|<font color="red">B)</font>an]] 23:34, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Yeah, he's just a regular vandal that comes here and...does that sort of thing. No worries. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:48, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Thanks...==
 
For voting me as Perv of the Month. As a reward, I will not bang your girlfriend. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 20:40, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Then the whole thing was worth it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:40, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Crappolio-Faggolio ==
 
 
HA HA HA AI EV VANDALAIZ'D IOUR PEIG END IOUR SAIT. ORA LO STILE ITALIANO DEL CRAPPOLIO COLPISCE SEMPRE VIVA IL CRAPPOLIO. NON PUOI BLOCCARMI. --[[User:Faggolio|Faggolio]] ([[User talk:Faggolio|talk]]) 03:42, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
:It's always good when vandals let you know they're around. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|04:54 06 Sep}}
 
::It's even better when they're speaking...what is that, Latin? That's funny. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 13:07, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!==
 
 
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--{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 10:54, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== September admin nominations ==
 
 
Go nominate and vote for new admins [[Forum:September 2012 Admin Nominations|here]]. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 03:06, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Project Castlevania ==
 
 
I'm sorry that I've told you that I have so much pictures and content for the project Castlevania, but, I've done nothing... But, be prepared; I promise that I '''will''' propably maybe hopefully upload some pictures next week! Then we would officially start this! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:02|15|September|2012}}
 
:You propably found out (or maybe not) that I gave some screenshots from [[Final Fantasy I]] to [[User:Matthlock|Matthlock]] just few minutes ago. And no screenshots for you. I'm currently using a computer that doesn't show small pictures of the screenshots, so it would take me too much time to check which one of the screenshots is for you. (Yeah, I have loads of screenshots saved in my phone.) So, the pictures will appear to you maybe next week. I hope you can wait few days. :) {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|13:17|21|September|2012}}
 
::The screenshots really aren't the most important part anyway. The actual text content is, and I haven't written anything, so no worries. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 21:10, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I know, I know. But a good page isn't a good one without pictures, right? :) [[User:Cat the Colourful/PROJECT *CASTLEVANIA AoS*|And I've got them.]] So, I created a page with all the pictures I currently have, and I'll upload the edited picture after it's done; logic. :D I'll work on the picture after I've found the exact font or a font that at least looks like it. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|13:28|26|September|2012}}
 
 
==[[Content Warning]]==
 
I noticed you deleted this August 30. I copied what it says when we visit the wiki.
 
:WARNING: Wikia, "yo mamma", and your boss may not approve of this website. If you are under the age of 12, please look elsewhere for homework help. If you are at least 13 years old, not easily offended, not looking for politically correct content, and looking for a wide variety of parody and satire, you have come to the right place. Should you be offended by the content, please complain to one of our administrators, not to Wikia. Most articles here are in a constant state of change, and that change can be YOU, if you continue. -- Simsilikesims(?UN)
 
 
I am wondering, is there a place we can link to which has this text so that people can read it? Since it goes away after we see it the first time? [[User talk:Tyciol|+]]yc 08:07, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
 
:I think there's probably a template for it somewhere. Not sure where... {{u|Zombiebaron}} might know. There's also screenshots all over the forums and stuff. Why do you need to be able to link to it? -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:44, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==[[Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!]]==
 
I really like this article. I especially like the introduction (I could just picture myself eating those Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos). Was this based off of events from your life? {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 00:35, September 20, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Not based on events. Fortunately I've never been robbed or married. I have, however eaten jalapeno cheddar cheetos and they basically inspired me to write the article in a roundabout sort of way. They're delicious :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:07, September 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
::What about the part of passing out on the couch while watching reruns of {{w|the Cosby Show}} and {{w|Three's Company}}. Did that have anything to do with your life? {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 19:26, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I like to think my life is more interesting than writing about myself falling asleep watching Cosby and Three's Company :/ They're just stuff I threw in. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 22:38, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== IP votes for infinite monkeys ==
 
 
Yeah I thought that was strange too. I have never seen so many. I only post links to my articles on facebook when they are featured, to celebrate my win. So it isn't my own family and friends - I haven't told them about it. I think the preponderance of IPs may be because there are pages and pages of "What links here" results for it. I found it on [[Special:WantedPages]] near the very top, so maybe it's getting a lot of link-throughs, then hitting the VFH template link after they laugh at the funny monkeys. The evidence will show that I am innocent, your honor. --{{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig}} 14:41, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Now there's another one today. This is ridiculous. Now ''I'm'' suspicious of them - is someone gaming this thing? It isn't me. Maybe we should remove them all. Is there a way to find out if they are legit? They all come from IPs with no other contributions. --{{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig}} 23:53, September 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
::I was thinking the same as you were. It's a pretty heavily-linked page, it's probably just getting lots of notice from casual readers. In particular I think a lot of DYK and anniversary and such stuff have it linked a bunch of times. But that's no problem really. It wouldn't have been a problem either, by the way, if you had been telling your family and friends about it, seeing as they're all different people and it can expose the site to them and stuff (although for obvious reasons I refrain from telling my family very much about Uncyclopedia). The only problem comes when one person is doing a bunch of votes and trying to pass them off as all different. Unfortunately there's no way to check if two different IPs are being used by the same person, but unless this one just gets ridiculously out of control I have no reason to believe they are at the moment. Especially since they're all different classes of IP. Except I don't know if that's especially since I don't know whether ISPs assign dynamic IPs in different class ranges. And never mind anyways because I guess they could always be using proxies. In which case we'd probably never know. So....yes, I hope that clears that up then :P -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:02, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::And another today. I did some checking and they are all over the globe if [http://iplocation.truevue.org/] is to be believed. Which, who knows? Well, monkeys ''are'' always funny... --{{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig}} 15:52, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::I'm pretty sure it would've gotten featured either way, so no worries. But we've been getting lots of IPs nominating articles (and failing), and doing other VFH stuff. It might have more to do with the site notice thing. Who knows? Congrats on another feature regardless :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:38, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RecentChanges?hidepatrolled=1&limit=1000 Hey] ==
 
 
What's happening with the patrolling? I go and it gets completely ignored? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:29 28 Sep}}
 
:Beats me. I never paid much attention to it to begin with. Frosty would probably be one to ask. He's an admin now and stuff, too. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:36, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
 
::He's off at the moment. I know it's school holidays in Victoria, so he's either on holidays or studying most likely. BB, MrN, Frosty and I were about the only ones who kept an eye on it, and with three of those members no longer that active it seems to have fallen by the wayside. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|02:17 28 Sep}}
 
 
== Please... ==
 
 
[[Forum:Problems with IRC (It sucks!)|Help]]. I beg you. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|05:27|8|October|2012}}
 
 
== The Elliott Argument [LMFAO] ==
 
 
Just wonder what the reason was, other than tearing it up, for deleting the article I provided for shits and giggles? [[User:OptiPest|OptiPest]] ([[User talk:OptiPest|talk]]) 03:20, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Did you write it? Also, it's typically a knee-jerk reaction to seeing "I tried to put this on Wikipedia and they deleted it so I'm putting it here" at the top of the page. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:35, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
::I wrote just the top portion, but I copied the rest to see what others had to say about it. The fuckwit is trying so hard to get it pushed through on Wikipedia, I wanted to put it on a site that would tear it up and show him how fucked his argument is. I don't care that it is deleted, I was just hoping to get some discussion on it. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted! [[User:OptiPest|OptiPest]] ([[User talk:OptiPest|talk]]) 03:58, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I can see how that could be humorous then yeah. Maybe you could try reddit or one of those. The thing about Uncyclopedia is that we're a site for original comedy that's written by the users, and we're also not a site that's here to tear apart or critique things. Nothing personal or accusatory, the purpose of our website is just in a different area than what that is. If you'd like to get discussion on it maybe you could pastebin it and link to it on a forum page, although the forum has a tendency to draw lots of sarcastic remarks and "tl;dr"s. But you're welcome to stick around and try to write an article or three of your own : ) -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:27, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Hello! It's been a while ==
 
 
I hope you are doing fine. I want to nom the first article I wrote here a year ago, but it doesn't seem to work, as you can see here: [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Become an Assassin (2nd nomination)]]. The article is [[HowTo:Become an Assassin]]. (DUH!) Could you sort that out for me? :) {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 22:52, October 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Fixed :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:10, October 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==noob competition judging==
 
I think we need to extend the judging period for the noob competition, since about half the articles have only been judged by one person - me. I know you can do better reviews than I can, I've seen the judging you did so far. I don't want to be the only one whose score counts for the other half. Thanks again for the work you've done so far on this competition. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 19:54, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Frank Zappa was a talentless hack==
 
Also, Linux is a pathetic, pale imitation of something useful, constructed entirely from baling wire, spit, duct tape, and raging stupidity.
 
 
Lastly, Alison Brie is a pimple-shaped pixie with a forehead the size of a billboard. I wouldn't bang her with ''your'' dick.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121101044808}}
 
:Sheesh, I was just testing to see if you were still alive. Can I have my nutsack back please.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121101091723}}
 
::I'm surprised you even remembered the thing with Alison Brie. I had to look her up to have any idea what you were talking about. I then of course masturbated furiously to every google image result of her. That's beside the point. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 21:59, November 1, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I have the memory of an elephant. Or is it the penis? I can't remember. My last girlfriend says they're one and the same, anyway.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121102120643}}
 
 
==Help==
 
I don't know what this [[Eden Hazard|shit]] is, but the author removed the {{Tl|Construction}} tag, and I don't know if some ...other tag is supposed to go there now. Thanks.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104154148}}
 
 
== [[UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis]] ==
 
 
Hey ho! I'm trying to nominate this one for a second time, so I put the article in the VFH box like this: UnRecipe:Crunchy Beaver with Pine Gum Coulis (2nd nomination) and when I previewed the thing, the article is a red link (same casa as the article I mentioned before, but I didn't save the edit) What's wrong? Could you nominate it for me? No need to vote for, just say "per Mattsnow's request or something. But I really would like to know why it doesn't work. Keep hammering these strings! {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 22:27, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Forget it, I managed to do it by doing the exact [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFH%2FHowTo%3ABecome_an_Assassin_%282nd_nomination%29&diff=5595028&oldid=5595017 same thing you did with the other article]. Everything's fine and I made you read 5 lines for nothing. I'm proud. {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 22:34, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
::You make me feel like a real woman ^_^ -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:49, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==Why?Rewrite:HowTo:Become A Rapist==
 
Why? Why? Why not. Anyway, I worked long and hard on the page in the past, and wonder why your article can't be renamed and the old one kept. Or I could rename the page and put it back up under my revisions. Since I'm away most of the time it's no big deal, just wondering. The page was basically about Bill Clinton. Sigh. Burp. Sigh again. Drinking now, heavily and steadily. [[user:Aleister|'''Al''']] 18:28 11-19-'12 (not really, seldom touch the stuff)
 
 
==Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!==
 
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==Is this funny?==
 
{{Querylink|Frank Zappa discography|qs=action=historysubmit&diff=5608273&oldid=3462523|I have no idea}}. If not, please let me know so I can...[[murder the shit out of]] the additions, or ignore them, or whatever.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121123131848}}
 
:Nah. It's not very funny >_< -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:52, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
==New section!!==
 
So, I assume that {{U|Cat the Colourful}} discussed with you on IRC about my band. Yeah, I'd like you to tell me (preferably on [[User talk:Matthlock|my talk page]], please!) what you think of the idea. I actually think it might work as we have [[Zappa|similar musical tastes]]; keep my posted, however. If you decide to decline, then no pressure; just tell me. :) {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 20:26, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Sorry Matthlock, sorry RAHB... My computer's screen froze that day so I had to shut down the computer, leaving both of you confused... Matthlock, I started talking about it with RAHB but I couldn't finish my talk, RAHB, I couldn't finish talk, but I believe you knew that already... Sorry, I wasn't much of a help that day... {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|06:35|26|November|2012}}
 
::No worries, Cat. I figured it was something like that : ) -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 11:28, November 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::I need someone who can do guitar solos (the guitarist I have right now is my rhythm guitarist but he isn't good enough to do an amazing solo). So, if you could be lead guitarist or whatever it's called. I assume that you know that you can play your guitar and then I could mash it into one of my band's songs. Of course, you won't be there for a live show but no sweat. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 17:52, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::Yes, I'd definitely be okay with that. Won't be there for the live shows unfortunately, yeah, but I've always liked the idea of cross-world collaboration via the internet and recording software. Sounds pretty cool to me. What sort of style of music are you guys playing in? For solos I'm probably most apt at blues and heavy rock, but I can also fill the bill with jazz, or more weird sorts of things such as Zappa and the like. I'd only say that I'm not very skilled at all with most styles of metal, other than the occasional imitation of 80's thrash, which is done more for humor than anything else : P -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:08, December 1, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::And I've been listening metal for my whole life but I can play like 3 chords :P RAHB, as I have this horrible feeling that you're watching currently Mentalist, and not coming to IRC, and as I want to hear your song, could you put some link or something to my talk-page? I'll be waiting! Thanks. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|05:47|3|December|2012}}
 
::::::I like the heavy rock idea the best, and also some Zappa-esque solos would be perfect for some of my songs. Also, blues sounds great too. Thanks! {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 19:54, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::::Those three are my best, other than the fact that I forgot to mention psychedelic rock, so that sounds great. Any time you've got some rhythm tracks down and would like to send them over, I'm willing to give it a shot : ) -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 11:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::::Oh, psychedelic, that sounds great. I love all of those ideas. Can't wait for us to start. Since you know a lot about Zappa, I assume you already know what {{w|xenochrony}} is. (I think that technique would sound great for my band.) {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 19:13, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::::::Oh yes, certainly. During a period of more experimental composition I used xenochrony extensively. That would be very cool :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:54, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today! ==
 
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== Danke ==
 
 
For erasing my shame. Holy fuck was I a bad person. <span class="nounderlinelink"> [[User:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Fou</font>]][[Special:Editcount/Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">-</font>]][[User_talk:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Lu</font>]] <small> </small> </span> 23:33, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
 
:I'll take your word for it. I'll also take your hat for three pence. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:36, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Take it. Would it also be possible to get those shameful forum (the two that are clearly the most shameful, at least) pages I made deleted, or is that not a thing that happens? Either way, thanks. <span class="nounderlinelink"> [[User:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Fou</font>]][[Special:Editcount/Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">-</font>]][[User_talk:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Lu</font>]] <small> </small> </span> 23:52, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Yeah, we don't generally delete forums, and those ones are ''really'' old so nobody will probably ever see them again anyway. And to be honest I thought some of the lines in the toenails one were pretty funny :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:07, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::Fair enough. Thanks! <span class="nounderlinelink"> [[User:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Fou</font>]][[Special:Editcount/Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">-</font>]][[User_talk:Fou-Lu|<font color="blue">Lu</font>]] <small> </small> </span> 00:07, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Respect ==
 
 
You sir, are a true Uncyclopedian <3 -- {{User:Sannse/Sig}} 17:15, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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== Also: ==
 
[[File:Blue sheep.jpg|center|thumb|300px|Baaaa! Oh, and [http://www.thedailyrash.com/ check this out], if only for the opening image.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121206141525}}]]
 
 
== What do you think of [[Your cat died]]? ==
 
 
Opinions? Is in feature material?--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 00:15, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it essentially the same thing as [[I lost your pet ferret]]? -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:19, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
::I actually haven't seen that before! Haha!--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 00:20, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Oh, okay. Well, I'm personally not such a fan of this style..there's a couple grammatical things you could go back and correct (For example where you use "could of" instead of "could have" or "could've"). For the most part there's really nothing wrong with it. I see progress being made in your writing. You could try it on VFH, but I have to warn you that because of its similarity to the ferret article some people may be reluctant to vote for it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:24, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::I was wondering if you could nominate it, because I'm afraid if I do nominate it, I could get banned again.--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 00:25, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::I wouldn't nominate it unless I intend on voting for it, but to gain the attention of other users who might nominate it, you should put it on the [[Template:Recent|recent articles template]] so that everybody can see a link to it right on the main page. A lot of users tend to go straight there when looking for articles to nominate. Will probably get the occasional feedback as well. There's always pee review too, of course, but I do realize that that's been running about as smoothly as a computer made of rocks recently :/ -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:32, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::Damn, I can't get it to work.--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 00:37, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::::Okay, got it fixed for you. I have to be off now to have a groovy space jam, so if you have any other questions that need to be answered right now, there's usually a few admins on the IRC. Otherwise you can ask me anything here and I'll pick back up on it when I get back. Cheers! -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:46, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::::::Thanks!--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 00:47, December 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
=='yo==
 
Jeez, all that commotion over the rape article? I took it from the IP who penned the crap and at least edited some of it and added in the pic section at the bottom. Thought it was still crap but at least educated some people about the alleged rape by Bill Clinton. Let's take it off the site if it caused that much trouble. Weird. [[user:Aleister/Aleister]] 20:21 December 9 '12
 
:Yeah, I dunno. I'm sure there are online petitions going up all the time for that sort of thing, this one just happened to be noticed by Wikia or something. The commotion wasn't tremendous really, just a bunch of people saying stuff on a petition site. I get the feeling the sorts of people who were posting actually believe that what they're insinuating should be passed into law or something just because they got together and talked about how horrible they think the whole thing is. I'm rather sure they probably didn't read the article, and just assumed the worst by the title. That being said, my attempt probably wouldn't have changed their attitudes much. If you do want it taken down or put in your userspace, I can certainly do either, but I'm not sure I'd entirely worry about it unless somebody comes down and tells us it's got to go. If something like that happens then we could probably do something about it. Or if you still feel it's best to not have it up then just let me know. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:55, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Well, let's let it stay then, a repreive for the [[Bill Clinton|old girl]]. I'll do some editing on it to maybe tone down a couple of the more offensive parts and advice, we don't really want people using it as a HowTo (although I have and it worked out quite well). Rape is no joking matter. But rapists are. Hahahahahahahahahaha huh? Soon I'd like to get into the discussion of that horrible thing that's been put up to enter the site, what a monstrocity both in theory and practice. Since I'm here, have you seen Oliver Stone's new series on The Untold History of the U.S. on ''Showtime''? Extremely good, as is HBO's "The Newsroom" (I've watched each episode of that one at least four times). And Dexter, can't forget Dexter (either the user here or the Showtime series). Rape 'em if you've got 'em. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:17 10Decem12
 
:::I came across an article on another site today called "Rape is Good". I didn't read it because it looked like it was about politics and I was more in the mood to watch porn at the time, but something. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 22:41, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20121212}} {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>14:15, Dec. 12, 2012</small>
 
 
== Give me your opinion? ==
 
 
I'm writing something that not a lot of people may be familiar with, but can you tell me your opinions while it is being worked on in my mainspace? It is called [[User:Kamek98/The Yellow Turban Rebellion]].--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 20:49, December 12, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Space Jam!!! ==
 
 
Hi, and sorry for late response. I've been very busy lately with a christmas-show I've participated on, and the who past week has been only rehearsals, rehearsals and rehearsals... BUT, yesterday I had plenty of time to do, (I finaly remember my lines without a paper...) so I made a small music-festival in my small room, listening such bands as Dream Theater, Pain, Cradle of Filth, Candlemass (Finnish Doom Metal, I can show it to you someday), Eisbrecher, Rammstein, Turmion Kätilöt, Arch Enemy, Waltari (Another Finnish band, they mix all kinds of genres such as Death Metal, Industrial Metal, Trash Metal, Symphonic music, Proggressive, Hip Hop, Rap... Quite interesting combination I must say), Finntroll, Girugamesh, and all that... and, of course, your Space Jam! That was pure awesomeness in a nice little 25-minute's long jam-form! Altough I think the best way to praise it was the comments you guys said after it ('That was f*cking awesome' :D). Cool stuff RAHB. So, I heard you had more song? :) {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|06:10|14|December|2012}}
 
:Also, have you ever considered of doing a youtube-account? If you'd had that, we could subscribe each other and see what kinds of cool songs we've liked and commented '''without''' IRC! (As I have been unfortunate of catching you there lately :( ) Also, you can upload your songs there too, and gain more fame (with bigger audience there's also a bigger change that someone finds them, there are quite a lot of people in youtube as you may know). <s>And I could stalk you 24/7.</s> Just recommending though. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|06:28|14|December|2012}}
 
::Okay, point-by-point here. First off, I love Candlemass :D Although I didn't know until now that they were Finnish. Secondly, thanks for the praise, I did really like that jam, been listening to it a lot myself lately. Thirdly, I do have a youtube account but I don't use it very much. When I do I usually "like" the things that make me laugh or I think are cool but not usually much music. I use last.fm for music stuff mostly. But I'm also not really into the whole idea of "put your tunes on the internet, everybody will hear them and you'll be instantly famous." I've been in bands with people who want to do that sort of thing before there's even any music written >_< Right now I'm just trying to make music I enjoy and find new ways to do things, and then probably play in some bars or something for a while. Focusing a lot on school and trying to find an IT job right now so I can get some money to fund future music ideas :D Glad you liked it, though, I still need to edit the other recordings and EQ them (with the microphone I used they turned out all muffled sounding), but I'll let you know when I get them up :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:28, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
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:You're welcome. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 03:57, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::ARGH RAHB I have no idea what the hell was in my mind when I typed that... Candlemass is swedish, not finnish1 ARGHH! Sorry, my bad! <small>Seriously, what the f***k?!</small> I also understood your concern about youtube. But no worries, I don't care where I listen music, so give me any kinds of links and I'll check 'em! The main thing is to just enjoy about it right? :) Also, I have no idea when I'm online next time, been quite busy with stuff recently, so I'll tell my 'happy christmas's already now! If you even celebrate it, that is. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:24|17|December|2012}}
 
::::Yes, happy Christmas to you too, Cat. Good luck in the play and all. After all, "the play's the thing." -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 21:34, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Hi ==
 
 
Can you look at [[Yellow Turban Rebellion]]? I really like it. But I kinda want to nominate it, but then I don't at the same time. I think it's good. But, hey, I think you know what I'm saying? Right? Opinion maybe?--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 21:51, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
:I really don't know anything about the topic. Sorry :/ -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 21:53, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
Okay, it's fine.--{{User:Kamek98/sig1}} 21:55, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== srsly? ==
 
 
I don't quite agree with your blocking [[Special:Contributions/198.228.201.159|Anon]] indefinitely. For one thing, I don't take edit warring with me seriously. If the user has a history of vandalism, a two-week ban will probably suffice. Secondly, anonymous users should never be blocked indefinitely because their IP addresses are subject to change without notice. {{User:Qzekrom/sig8}} 03:43, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Suppose you're right. Reduced to two weeks now. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 03:50, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
 
== Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost ==
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20121219}}{{User:Cap'n Sock Monkey/signature|20121219173351}}
 
 
== This ==
 
 
*23:08, 11 December 2012 RAHB (talk | contribs) blocked 89.207.212.111 (talk) with an expiry time of 6 months (Hi, I'm Fuck You. I like gay bum sex with You're Banned. And sometimes I like to suck Don't Come Back's fat cock.)
 
 
Have I ever told you how much I love you? --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>21:30, Dec 21</i></font></small>
 
:Actions speak louder than words, my dear ;)
 
:Now, how are things with you and the family? And the brontosaurus, of course. Fred Flintstone might include his in the "family", but I'm still not ready to include a prehistoric dinosaur in with a term mainly used to indicate closely-biologically related humans. Cats and dogs, one thing. Brontosaurus. Gonna need to see some legislation on that. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:28, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Well, since you ask, my youngest daughter has the following message for you:
 
 
[; 00
 
 
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyydddd
 
 
 
cvvcb cvb
 
 
::Which I think is pretty sophisticated for 10 months old. We gave the brontosaurus up to an animal shelter - it just wasn't triceratops-y enough for us. How about you and yours? --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>07:34, Dec 22</i></font></small>
 
:::How cute, already making her own emoticons, and going against the grain with the left bracket like that! She's a sharp one you've got there. I'm doing well. Been going to school for IT certifications and playing psychedelic music in an underground dungeon on the weekends. Just got over a flu and a Zappadan. Oh, and we're moving from Wikia and going to host Uncyclopedia ourselves. In case nobody told you :D -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:00, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::Um... That seems like an... idea... Er. I think I'll do what I've been doing unintentionally anyway - stay back and out of it. By the time I'm able to actually contribute again, it should be obvious which place to do it at. --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>07:53, Jan 5</i></font></small>
 
:::::Yeah, that's not a bad idea : / -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:52, January 6, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
== Belated Zappadan treat ==
 
{{candycane|Kip the Dip|Oh, yes, RAHB! COME ONE MY TITS! COME ON MY TITS!!}}
 
:''/me comes on Kipsmas's tits'' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 10:11, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Coupla guys. ==
 
Lemme know if these were the sort of things you were looking for. [http://imageshack.us/a/img213/1600/angryman1.png] [http://imageshack.us/a/img716/853/angryman2.png] {{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121229134024}}
 
:And here are two ways you can use 'em side-by-side:
 
:<code>{| style="width:400px; margin: auto;"
 
:|[<nowiki/>[File:Angry man1.png|x200px|thumb|Rrrrrrg.]]
 
:|[<nowiki/>[File:Angry man2.png|x200px|thumb|This pizza is cold.]]
 
:|}</code>
 
 
:<code><<nowiki/>gallery heights="200px" position="center">
 
:File:Angry man1.png|Rrrrrrg.
 
:File:Angry man2.png|This pizza is cold.
 
:</gallery></code>
 
:There's probably a better way, but I haven't found it.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121230112223}}
 
::Very sexy. As soon as I'm not knee-deep in homework (which by my estimation should be about next Christmas) I'll add them in. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 23:44, December 30, 2012 (UTC)
 
== Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost. ==
 
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20130102}}{{User:Cap'n Sock Monkey/signature|20130102132503}}
 
 
== RAHB my good man ==
 
 
Is it alright if you go through the nominations and take some votes? I mean, the lack of voting reminds me of my grandmother.--{{User:Kamek98/sig2}} 22:35, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
:Usually I'm too busy to vote. But, seeing as I'm dropping out of school tomorrow, I'll probably have more time to vote when I'm not administrating the security of our new server, searching for work, and dodging homeless winos and gangsters on the streets and bus, which I use for transit. I'll start voting again after the site moves this weekend, seeing as some of the more recent edits won't be carried over due to technical limitations. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 22:38, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
::Site...... move?--{{User:Kamek98/sig2}} 22:40, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
:::Visit [[Forum:Forks in the road - Uncyclopedia moving from Wikia, a discussion|the forums]] [[Forum:Official Move Date Announced:January 5th|sometime]]. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 22:42, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
::::Would the code wk: blah blah blah still work in the [ [ ] ]?--{{User:Kamek98/sig2}} 22:48, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
 
:::::I have no idea what that means, so putting it into the code and using the "preview" button would probably be the best way to find out. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:21, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
::::::I think he's talking about [[linking]], RAHB. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 00:54, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
:::::::Yes, but I don't know what "wk: blah blah blah" means. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:44, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
:::::::::Also, can you do some proofreading on my rewrite on [[A crush on a girl who is not single]]?--{{User:Kamek98/sig2}} 01:56, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
::::::::::Not at the moment, no. I'd love to but I'm honestly far too busy and will probably soon have an aneurysm. I'm sure you can find somebody else who'd be able to do it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 02:00, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
:::::::::::Okay haha.--{{User:Kamek98/sig2}} 02:02, January 4, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
==Church==
 
Hello stranger on top of a strange land. An IP put up the church burning page in order to tell his story of how it was black metal fans who burned down churches. So I gave him the pic and edited the one line he left. Does it need more? It seems to stand on its own, about church burnings (we get at least 2,000 people a week trying to look up this page here, and we didn't have one until now). I was actually going to redirect "Black Metal fan" to the page. A nice fan pic anyway, and I don't want to spend any more time on it. Thanks. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 21:18 26-1-'13
 
:I suppose it works well on its own, yeah. I admit I chuckled at it. I just put the construction on because I assumed more was going to be added, but if we're figuring it's a good enough page in its own right, that works for me. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:55, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
== [[User:108.171.248.250]] ==
 
 
It was the edit summary saying something about changing publisher, or something. It could be pure coincidence and unrelated, but it is an obscure page for a random vandal to hit, and there have always been some complete idiots as part of our community. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|11:23 26 Jan}}
 
:Ah, yeah, I didn't check that. You're right, that does sound kind of fishy. Could be someone involved or also likely someone who's been looking on at the whole thing. Since the fork I've met a ton of random new users talking like they've been here throughout the entire process. I figure a lot of people come in and see something like that and assume it's some sort of revolution and think it's cool, so they start voicing their crazy support for it in weird ways, not taking the idea of civility into account of course. Then again, we've always had people who didn't take the idea of civility into account. Which reminds me, just since I'm on the subject, I'm actually kind of disgusted by all this "Wikia is terrible and old uncyc is shit" attitude that's going on at the fork. I hope the folks here do realize that some of us are keeping a more level-headed viewpoint of things and we're not all a bunch of wannabe revolutionaries with delusions of ourselves riding into the sunset on Harleys firing off pistols into the air :P -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:10, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
::I still want a pistol. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 09:55, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
:::I imagine you as more of a super soaker and Vespa type myself. I'm well aware that there is a significant portion of the community that is sane - at least sane by our standards. I know that there is a revolutionary streak that runs through our group mentality though. And sadly the ''fuck Wikia'' thought processes have now polarised the community - both from those that prescribe to that view and those that push back. I'm not an angel by a long shot - I've expressed my concerns very openly, which has made me pubic enemy #1 to some. Which is why I hope sane people realise that the reality is that '''all''' I've done is express my concerns. (And those that would like to argue this point - again - are welcome to go to my talk page. This is more a conversation between myself, RAHB and Frosty.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|10:17 27 Jan}}
 
::::Right-o. Differing viewpoints are the basis of the whole deal. I think that for lots of people it's just too difficult not to vilify people who have contrasting viewpoints. The path of least resistance. It's too much work to like people, let alone people who disagree. And then, a large part of the community is American, and that's a whole nother issue when it comes to civility in contentious situations. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 22:38, January 27, 2013 (UTC)
 
 
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I'm not here anymore. I'm at the other one. You should be too, but I won't hold that against you. -RAHB 23:57, September 5, 2013 (UTC)

ZOMG! YR ADVERTISN TEH UDDER SIT! OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!one!--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 00:01, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
*audible gasp* -RAHB 00:03, September 6, 2013 (UTC)

edit Your user page…

… feature material.                               Puppy's talk page12:11 06 Sep 2013

I totally agree. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 00:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, Sims is really a genius on that front. -RAHB 00:50, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Surprised that the “release Aimsplode” forum elsewhere is so one-sided. (Can't log in at another site. Apparently my IP was used for socking once while I was there and I've now been perma-banned.)                               Puppy's talk page02:50 06 Sep 2013
Not that I was going through the block logs to find out the last time you were banned to see if I could find the IP and unban it or anything like that, but this happens whenever I "don't" do that. -RAHB 03:05, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Sockpuppetry is fatal. And sends people to gay zoos looking at the URL.                               Puppy's talk page08:19 06 Sep 2013
I saw there is a campaign to bring back the 'Swirling Swastika' (AKA Aimsplode) at the Fork. Chances to that happening are close to zero I expect. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:28, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
The score is -8 after 9 votes. It's still close.                               Puppy's talk page11:30 06 Sep 2013
I was tempted to vote in favour of the SS but that would be a petty act by a noble Roman. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:31, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Yeah, it's not a real campaign. It's a joke by now. Every admin has told Denza that there's not a shot in hell that that's ever happening. Also I'm still checking into finding out why the hell our block logs are bork'd. Something improperly formatted apparently. -RAHB 20:16, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Sorry to delve into a conversation that I have nothing to do with but who is Aimsplode and how did he come to being banned? Because I've never heard of an Uncyclopedian being as hated as this guy is. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:30, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
Loldongz. I'm supposed to be the one who cant take jokes (lampshading mah aspergers), yet you all fell for it. *Denza claps slowly You all suck at this. :D kthxbai.--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 00:31, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
(deindent) RAHB - don't stress on my account. Likely I could get back in if I used a little trickery, but I was only going to drop by to say hello to yourself and a few others - nothing more productive than that.
SP - he's a troll, and not a very good one. For a short while he was an amusing pest, but he has evolved into a running in-joke by now. None of the admins on either site have any intention of welcoming him back, and if it weren't for the in-joke nature he probably wouldn't even be being mentioned. He is the Fisher Price* of users.                               Puppy's talk page10:46 06 Sep 2013
AHAHAHAHA! "The Fisher Price of users" is correct. I'll use that one the next time someone asks me about him. -RAHB 20:29, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
The Swirling Swastika has been busted down to an Unc Meme. How fitting. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:21, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  • Fisher Price. An article that should have been deleted but was adopted as the nadir of good taste on uncyclopedia some years back. It has a preservation order on it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:26, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

edit Welcome back!

Welcome back, hope you stick around here awhile, here, there, both or wherever. Enjoy the writer's sweatshop atmosphere here, or not. When you actually feel like writing clever satire, I hope you decide to share it with both sites. I miss having a united community, even if that is an impossible dream now. By the way, I agree with Llwy over at the other site about the IRC discussion there. Shock pics are icky, and helped drive me away from the IRC there, though real-life demands on my time on weekends are the other reason I don't go there much anymore. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:23, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

Ah hi Simsie, nice to see you. I'm probably not actually here, just came in to check my talk page and saw that somebody reverted my user page. I could very well start importing my newer articles over to here, although my most recent one involves no fewer than three references to public masturbation and may not fly with the sensibilities of some of the folks here. It's alright though because I never write clever satire, I just write a load of goofy shit on top of a skeleton made of one joke :P
I do disagree (only slightly) with spoony-floor's forum, but the community has treated her rather poorly about it. We've got a load of entitled characters at the fork, as I suspect are here, as I suspect are pretty much everywhere on the internet. It's all quite a bummer. Makes my head spin more than any poopdick ever could. Denza's missed you, he keeps asking if you're there. He probably wants to be unbanned or something (is he banned here? I don't actually know). Good times. Good times. -RAHB 13:02, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
References to public masturbation (if unaccompanied by illustrations) don't offend my sensibilities, and Sannse's sensibilities have not been on display for almost a year. On an article for which they were the single joke, I might suspect that it was written for the amusement of the author rather than the reader, and Romartus might add a reference to Short Pants. The end of each Denza ban that had an end was greeted with more acting out requiring immediate remediation, and thus he now has a ban that doesn't have an end. He needs not a humor wiki but a tree-house, and probably one with a farting competition. Spıke ¬ 15:08 13-Jul-14
You know with the references and analogies you keep throwing into to this discussion, you two ought to have a rap battle. Hope things are going well over at the spoon RAHB, sometimes I feel like this place needs more of a community. I'll need to write an UnSignpost tomorrow and maybe an article too, I've got a great idea for Political spectrum. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:19, July 13, 2014 (UTC)
I don't know much about SPIKE's musical abilities, but I have to assume that he's about as capable of rapping as I am, which is a solid "not at all". As such, a rap battle between us would be about the most entertaining suggestion I've ever heard and must be seriously considered for the sake of the future of comedy. You hear that, SPIKE? I'm calling you out, Randy Savage style! OOOOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH! -RAHB 23:51, August 26, 2014 (UTC)
I wonder if he's even heard a rap battle? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:17, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
Hi RAHB, good to see you poking your head in here. I've been accused of being one of the most level-headed Uncyclopedians around, but I think that applies to you more than me. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 19:14, August 27, 2014 (UTC)
Hi Llwy, glad to see you haven't been discouraged from editing all of the Uncyclopedias. But whoever's been making these accusations of level-headedness clearly doesn't know either of us very well, they must be new here. :P -RAHB 20:10, September 9, 2014 (UTC)
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