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Nominating articles.

Add {{VFH}}                               Puppy's talk page10:19 10 Apr

Ok. You changed your sig again! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 14:12, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

ICU and QVFD

Hi Qzekrom. Just a quick word on the above pages. Thanks first of all for contributing and helping us out with these pages. Just make sure that when you tag a page with ICU that it is suitable for ICU. I realise that we all want to assist new writers and deleting their initial efforts doesn't seem particularly nice, it's the way we tend to deal with very short or blatantly crap articles. Rather than lecture you at length I'd encourage you to have a read of this, that and this. Make sure you're familiar with these and you won't have any issues. If you're not sure you are more than welcome to put it on QVFD and say so, an admin can then make the decision. Hope that helps. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:06, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, thanks. So QVFD if it's total bullshit, ICU if it's not total crap but still unsatisfactory and {{Expansion}} or {{Stub}} for everything else? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:18, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
Remember you've got VFD as an option too, but only if the page is too old for ICU or QVFD. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:47, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
Right. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:49, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
Just wondering. Can you please make collapsible tables for User:Qzekrom/ubx? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:35, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
I'm not entirely sure what it is you want to achieve. If you could explain with a bit more clarity I can probably assist. --ChiefjusticePS3 21:47, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
I've got too many userboxes and I need to organize them better. Is there a collapsible table template that I can use? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:49, April 11, 2012 (UTC)


Article writing

Hey, Cutiepie Zekrom, I want you to write a report with me about "A Day in the Life of an Average Uncyclopedian"? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:28, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Alright, can you get me a draft? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 15:16, April 12, 2012 (UTC)


UnSignpost article

OK, may I introduce you to this article? And also, I want it recorded. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 07:38, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
A Day in the Life of an Average Uncyclopedian
Co-written by Joe9320 and Qzekrom
As usual, I wake up in my bedroom. Yes, I do the usual: I ate my breakfast, which is Uncyclopedi-Os with toast, grape juice (I ran out of orange juice yesterday) and a nice cup of coffee. Then I showered and brushed my teeth, but not at the same time. Afterwards I put on my clothes, and headed straight to the Village Dump by the notoriously unreliable service that is the UTA Metro. At the Village Dump, I have a chat with the other fellow Uncyclopedians at a nice cafe called BHOP, where they sell cheerful pancakes with the words emblazoned, "Benson is better than you" on the plates. I saw a large counter in which the people count to a million, one by one. I thought to myself, by the time they reached a million, it would be 2020, or later. I contributed to the counter... whoa, they'd gotten ahead 2,000 numbers since I'd left!


(complete it, Qzekrom).


GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:27, April 14, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:59, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks! I'll pay the $5.99 later. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:04, April 12, 2012 (UTC)
Five...five..FIVE NINETY NINE?!? What do you think this is? Some rag like the Atlantic or the New Yorker?!? Xamralco dislocated his spine delivering this issue. PUP WORKED BOTH OF HIS ASS CHEEKS OFF FOR THIS ISSUE! THE MAN LITERALLY CAN NOT SIT DOWN ANYMORE! And you think this shining paragon of journalistic integrity is worth a paltry $5.99? What sort of barbarian ARE you, anyway!? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Apr 14 '12 11:22 (UTC)
Yes. I have not only worked it off, I kept going. I now have a concave bum. I'm using the extra space to store nuts for the winter.                               Puppy's talk page02:34 14 Apr
Start by storing your own nuts, don't push yourself too hard. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:00, April 14, 2012 (UTC)
I promise, when I get enough money on Wall Street, I'll pay you some. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:46, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

anks with no T, or H

Your vote on Above Top Secret is appreciated and saved like in a jelly jar. The site is accessible through its name (just start typing Above T and it will show up) or through links on the bottom half of the article. You will be rewarded for your vote by hours of reading and viewing pleasure. Aleister 18:14 15-4-'(UTC)

No sexual pleasure? Aw...! BTW, I've estimated that Above Top Secret is statistically the #1 most likely article to get featured within the next two days or so. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 18:39, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

You are a Pee Buddy Judge

I'm sure that's not news. But feel free to add {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/PBJ}} to your user page to show everyone how clever you are.

As for the method of judging - I recorded this thingy earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted.                               Puppy's talk page02:36 17 Apr


Urgent

Help me on this article. Can you collaborate with me to make a Facebook page that resembles the new one (no, the front page, not the timeline one!) GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:08, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, but I don't know what a typical Facebook page looks like. Mostly because I don't use Facebook. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:01, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
There's a picture of Jesse Eisenberg here. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:56, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews

Helo! Don't forget to start UnNews in your userspace if you're gonna take a while to complete it (that's always what I do myself), I almost QVFDed it. BTW, it would be cool if you could make it a bit longer. I'm Hitler incarnated, I know. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:24, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

I didn't start it, but I did salvage it. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:27, April 19, 2012 (UTC)
Thanks for voting for my unnews stuff! You rock and roll my world. I mentioned you in my new forum topic, although you may not recognize your name. Thanks again! Aleister 1:37 19-4-'12
Oh OK. Good job. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:02, April 19, 2012 (UTC)
Wow, thanks --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:40, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:52, Apr 19

Thanks! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:40, April 19, 2012 (UTC)

Your byline in USP

I have to admit I didn't see you working on it. Joe did all the edits that I could see in the press room, so I just gave him the credit. What and where did you write part of it?                               Puppy's talk page11:53 19 Apr

The part with the "they'd gotten ahead 2000 numbers!" I'll try to do more next time though. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:01, April 20, 2012 (UTC)


Kim_Jong_Un's_House_of_Party_and_All_Night_Buffet

Do you want this moved to your page as it will get deleted on the 21st otherwise if it isn't improved by someone. Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:38, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, thanks. I'm thinking about making it into an UnNews story or something. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:39, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
Qzekrom/Kim Jong Un's House of Party and All Night Buffet. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:45, April 20, 2012 (UTC)
Shouldn't that be User:Qzekrom/Kim Jong Un's House of Party and All Night Buffet? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:57, April 20, 2012 (UTC)

QVFD

Heya, if this has already come up somewhere and been sorted out, feel free to ignore the following. Otherwise, while your enthusiasm for the deletion process is appreciated, could I please ask you to leave this sort of thing to the admins, as they're the ones actually affected by it, and capable of speaking for themselves? Generally signing posts on qvfd isn't problematic, just pointless. In the case of 'user request' matters as that case was, however, it can also be helpful, and thus your intervention, well-meaning though it was, didn't really help matters. Thanks.

That said, do keep the good work nominating things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:57, 21 April 2012

Okay! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 16:13, April 21, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you, squish monster. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:43, 21 April 2012
You're welcome. Is that another nickname? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:49, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

I want to be your member

I want to be your member. I want to dealing your goods. please contant me with this number +23408135454363 so we can discause The preceding unsigned comment was added by 127.0.1.10 (talk • contribs)

Sorry, but spamming my talk page is not permitted. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:50, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

psst...noob

Check this out. It's something that only established users can do (unless a non established user finds out about it). You should check it out. If you vote, then you'll be an established user, or at least thats how the emotional black mail goes. Be cool! --ShabiDOO 17:50, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Thx --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:57, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:48, Apr 26

Thanks! You heard anything about a talking pineapple? I took that test, too! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:29, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

How...?!

I was somehow able to huff an old CSS in my userspace. (I just moved it to User:Qzekrom/uncyclopedia.css without the redirect. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:10, April 27, 2012 (UTC)

Hi

Please don't welcome vandals. Also, please check a user's contributions before assuming they were unduly banned. Also, do me a favor and notice when a user is sockpuppeting. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 29 '12 4:43 (UTC)

Pretty please. :) --ShabiDOO 12:31, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
Wait, he's a vandal? I thought he was just gay. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 19:46, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
He could be gay, too, but he's definitely a vandal who lieks "the juicy taste of diarrhea". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Apr 30 '12 7:18 (UTC)
Hm... well at least we didn't infiban him. Don't you think six months - half a year! - is too harsh? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 19:32, April 30, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, an infiniban seems to be what he wanted, so I think maybe six months disappointed him. Also, we're not supposed to talk about it. Lyrithya would ban us if she saw us talking about it. Shhh. There are no such things as vandals. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Apr 30 '12 22:31 (UTC)
Okay... this will go on in secrecy then. I was actually going to request that the admins make a game out of banning and unbanning me during my absence. So one guy bans me and makes up some stupid reason and then some other guy comes along thirty minutes later and unbans me and then, say, Zombiebaron comes and bans me ("Vigilance" or something) and huffs my userpage and then, say, Xamralco comes and unbans me and hacks up my userpage and then it just goes on until Friday night when I come back (Saturday at midnight UTC). Don't start until Wednesday at 6:00 a.m. UTC! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:52, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Pokemon in Barack Obama?

I have ripped off your Barack Obama Pokemon shoop for Barack Obama's birth, as it fits better there--It is the nearest thing to a credential we will see on him. I don't like the use of the illustration in Barack Obama; that article was prepared painstakingly by a committee on a plan of dark irony, and your addition is zaniness that doesn't fit well there (what next? grues?); also, exclamation points in captions break the "encyclopedia" cover story. If you think it is a better fit on Barack Obama's birth and if you buy the above reasoning, consider undoing your change to Barack Obama. Spıke ¬ 22:11 29-Apr-12

Okay. Well, I changed the caption to make it fit better with the rest of the section, but I decided not to remove the image because.... I sort of disagree because graphics wise, Barack Obama's birth is sort of a clone of Barack Obama. So it should have pretty much all the same images. They even have the same WikipediaPar template substituted onto them! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 23:08, April 29, 2012 (UTC)
They are not clones. The reason for the separate article is that Imperial Colonization didn't like some of the stuff I added to the main article. The similarities--especially the exploding Wikipedia with custom text--is because I worked on both of them. But I don't recall putting the tin-roof-shack photo in Barack Obama, and two articles should not "have pretty much all the same images," nor pretty much all the same text, or you pretty much wouldn't need two articles. Look at the photos in Barack Obama, especially toward the end, and notice the growing Orwellian sinisterness. The Pokemon card doesn't fit. It is a completely different type of humor--zany--that in fact begs for a new, more light-hearted article on Barack Obama, the card game. Spıke ¬ 01:13 30-Apr-12
I get it. How about 2012 Presidential Election (card game)? --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:26, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Wikibreak

Hi all,

I will be away until Friday. Don't worry, I'll be grading Pee Buddy entries while I'm at it! So try to at least go on with whatever business you have without my presence. See you then! --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 19:50, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

What, you're vacationing just as your first feature appears in two hours???????

Hahhahahahahahahaha, but I do hope you check back in time to see this. You have a very good feature! And on May Day too! Aleister 21:46 30-4-'12

I was gonna check on it and actually I will be active until Tuesday. I leave on Wednesday. I'll tell my WHOEVERS about the feature. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 21:59, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy

Just a message to remind you committed yourself on the judging panel of the utmost journalistic competition of all-time: The Pee Buddy Awards! All the judging will be going on on THIS PAGE. All of the glorious articles are listed there! It would be cool if all the judging could be finished in a week or so. Also, Aleister's article is the only one in its category (rewritten UnNews), but it would be a great showing of appreciation for his efforts if you could judge it too! If for some reason you can't judge them, please tell me on my talk page in advance so I can book another judge. It'll take a doctor's note though. Thank you very much for taking the time to participate, making this site a joyful place and all! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:13, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

All right, I've already started grading them and will have finished most of them by the time I get back from wikibreak. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 00:55, May 1, 2012 (UTC)
I'm almost done working on the rubric at this point. (Yes, I am grading on a rubric. I don't have time for that stuff.) --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:12, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

The future is C₂H₆O

I'm not very good with the mark-up here yet. So thank you for pointing that out to me. The way templates work is still a mystery to me. Is there a page that lists the most useful templates and how they are used at all? Even the help documentation on Template:Fix was half gobble-de-gook. And by that I mean confusing and not a reference to Asian women at all. --C₂H₆O (hic) 00:01, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

Well, you can use {{tl}} to link to a template page, with the double curly braces included. Ex: To link to Template:Stub, a template you put on a web page to indicate that it's a rather short or incomplete page, you type {{tl|stub}}. (To insert the template itself, type {{stub}}.) Anyway, the most commonly used templates here are:

  • {{stub}}
  • {{fix}}
  • {{ICU}} - to tell a user that they need to finish an article or it'll be (sadly) huffed in about a week. This should generally be only used by autoconfirmed users such as you and me.
  • {{title}} - to change the title as it is displayed on the page. (Does not affect the URL or the title in the web browser. Use the stricter keyword DISPLAYTITLE to change the title in the tab or window.
  • {{!}} - inserts a | character into a parameter to a template.

You can also create a template in your userspace. For example, I created this template to tell other users how many Google+ users have +1'd a page. To insert it, just type {{User:Qzekrom/+1|number of +1s}} into the edit window. This produces the following:

+1
number of +1s people have +1'd this page.

Good for them, because Uncyclopedia likes when people help make their articles popular. Every +1 counts!

“In Soviet Russia, website +1's YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Google+

For more information about using templates, go to Help:Templates on the official MediaWiki website. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:26, May 6, 2012 (UTC)

I've listed him on Ban Patrol.

--Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 02:07, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

Well, you know... Dunno, man. I haven't seen what Lyrithya can do. She wasn't that mean to me the only few times she posted to my talk page. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 19:40, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Talk:Barack Obama

You wrote: I am choosing to abstain from political discussions.... No you're not; see your previous post in that thread. I am trying to convince Anon to put aside his anti-Obama crusade and consider writing humor; and you are contributing noise to the discussion so that people will pay attention to you. Spıke ¬ 21:57 8-May-12

Okay, I'll stay out of the discussion until I think of something to say. I just can't help replying when some page is on my watchlist and I get a notification. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 22:06, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

Unusual-funny-kiss
I'm kissing you with great passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and judging the great articles with meticulousness! The full results are here!

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:32, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Funny you should mention it. The top 3 scores correspond with my top 3 ratings! Better get back to the Man-Cave.... --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 01:38, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Adoption request for Quantumpedia

Hi. As the founder you already have admin and bureaucrat rights and don't need to adopt the wiki. You can make it into whatever you want. We do have other math wikis that I know about and probably physics although I haven't checked. Whatever you decide, good luck with it! Merrystar (talk) 04:53, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

Well, you see, it was a project that a friend and I started but discontinued because we didn't think Wikia offered enough aesthetic customization - but I think we can resume work on the project, now that I've learned a little more about how to use it. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:55, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Forgive me...

...but I nominated your article for VFH. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 20:46, 05/13/2012

Whoa. I just wanted to sensationalize something. But I agree that it does need some more work. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:01, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Greetings!

Thought I'd let you know about a new feature we've got on recent changes, called "patrolled edits". If you do any cleanup on RC, patrolling can be a useful tool. Essentially, it "approves" edits by any users who are not in the auto-patrolled user group (IPs, newbies, etc). It makes it much easier for multiple people to sweep up, as they don't have to keep checking the same pages. You can read about it here. Also, if you'd like to patrol multiple edits at a time, or just patrol edits directly from RC, I've got a special javascript which I whipped up recently. You can use it by putting importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/patrol.js" ) into either your uncyclopedia.js or monobook.js, depending on which theme you use.

If you already knew about it, then please disregard this message. Cheers. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, May 13 '12 23:47 (UTC)

Thanks! I've started it already. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:04, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Template:QVFD

is not used anymore, so don't use it. Just list the page/image at QVFD and that'll do. :) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:44, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Oh. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 14:42, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

QVFDing pics

Please don't QVFD pictures that are used unless they are pornographic. File:032805 MuscleMan.jpg is used on a userpage. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:20, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

Oh. I didn't check if it was used before I did that. I usually check What Links Here. Sorry. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:04, May 19, 2012 (UTC)

That pic you had on VFD...

...can now be found here. Thanks for inspiring the page (I was just playing when I said I was already using it). Aleister 1:07 20-5-'12

ICU tags

Just a quick heads up mate, ICU tags should only be used for newer articles i.e. articles that are less than a week old, you should also try and offer your own suggestions for improvement if you're typing onto the template. Have a look at this, this and this. Those pages should help you out when you're doing maintenance or trying to decide how to tag an article. That said, you're doing good things, keep it up. --ChiefjusticePS3 07:18, May 20, 2012 (UTC)

Wait, what page are you talking about? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 17:53, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
This one. --ChiefjusticePS3 18:06, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
I thought it was a new article. My bad. Is VFD full? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:56, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Your Hitler page

Wow, it's very well written. Impressive, and formatted very well. (Funnybony is out local expert of formatting scripts, maybe you can ask him to look it over. Let me know when it's complete. Heil Qzekrom. Aleister 00:29 21-5-'12

I'm pretty much done now that I've redone all four minutes of the thing. But I think the actual lines could be revamped because I closely followed the sentence structure of the original. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:33, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, good formatting. This format should be THE STANDARD for all UnScripts. Oh, don't forget: If it's being submitted to Hollywood use US Letter, but if to Bollywood use A4. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:15, May 21
Okay, thanks. I don't think you're supposed to use bold, but the hyperlinks make it also conform to Uncyclopedia's standards. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 19:49, May 21, 2012 (UTC)
Mate, if you have a 4 minute movie, and you're happy with it, then I'd be glad to nom it and also vote FOR. I'm glad to see you removed the "chapter" - it flows much better now. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:48, May 23
I'm still convinced that it could use some input from some of us, but I'll freely entrust to other Uncyclopedians to create a YouTube video out of it. If YouTube's not convinced that it's eligible for monetization, try this:
(Most stuff here is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0, but I'm making an exception for users here because hey, we're a community.) --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:07, May 23, 2012 (UTC)
If you don't think it'll work, upload it here as an OGG or something and I'll take care of it. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:07, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

For uploading that running businessman pic, for use on the Kwanzaa article. You are a prince and a pauper. Aleister 2:19 23-5-'12

You're welcome. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:55, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

QVFD

it is not a discussion page, so please stop posting comments because you disagree with a listing. Listing them there does not guarantee their deletion, and arguing with it is not going to change the choice of the admin it's just gonna clog up the page with discussion. Instead try talking to the user that made the listing if you feel they made a mistake, it usually works and you might even learn something about the deletion policy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:12, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

Oh. It says, "Keep discussions outside the box." I thought that just meant if you have a comment not to indent it with a space. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:55, May 23, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:10 May 25 2012

Image nominations on VFD

They're not really needed unless there is actually some contention. Plus it wastes everyones time and forces either me or Frosty to make VFD archives sooner than we really have to. Cheers:0)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:11, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

The pic is now used, and some of us like to keep as many images as possible. I thought QVFD was for things less than a week old, since when do images go into there? Yikes. Aleister 12:21 27-5-'12
SPIKE told me to QVFD old images. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 12:30, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
SPIKE says lots of things. We all say lots of things. Penguins are dinosaurs, but that still doesn't stop me from eating them. Aleister 12:33 27-5-'12
p.s. I don't know if he's right or not. My rule of no-thumbs is if a picture has some meaning somewhere, keep or use it. I like your attitude, that you want pics used. See what I did with that map of US counties which you nommed for VFD. Thanks, it's an interesting map.
Let's close the nomination. It was in the public domain anyway. What I really care about is unused or shock images that are copyright violations. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 12:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
It's been the credo to QVFD 'unusable' images for some time. Like the Chinese Communist Party, there's a hope that an unwritten rule will prevail that this won't really get out of hand and it'll just be duplicates/porn or just crap that ends up on QVFD. Some admins 'manage' images periodically and some pruning via QVFD should be sufficient. I agree with Aleister that image deletion is less desirable - people will continue to upload images quicker than they could ever be deleted.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:35, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
Do people ever reupload as an alternative to deletion? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
I wrote something relating to this as a comment in the VFD nom in question. I could repeat it here, but being the lazy bastard I am, I'll just provide you with this convenient link. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:58, 27 May 2012
Okay, I'll just create my gallery. That way, they'll be used someplace. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
And as for copyright violations, please only use this as a reason if they're clear violations (and keep in mind that fair use may apply). Since we don't actively encourage people to provide an explanation of the copyright status for every file uploaded, "unknown copyright status" is hardly a reason to delete something. If something does turn out to be a copyright violation, our friends at Wikia will make sure to exterminate it on the spot. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:05, 27 May 2012
Unfortunately, they might be fed up with us enough by then that at best, they'll force us to conform to the rest of Wikia, and at worst, they'll shut us down. Forever. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
I don't know if you totally understand the wonderland of satire. You can use any copyrighted image for satire unless they really complain, and that's only happened a few times since I've been here. Satire let's you satirize things, including using the pics. This is not wikiipedia in that regard, or one of those pirate sites. We do it totally legally. Which reminds me...next section. Aleister 00:55 28-5-'12

Thank you

Thanks for uploading the huge picture of the Selma march. There is a hidden bonus in there, which is extremely fun when you know about it. I'll put it on a page and alert you. Thanks again. Do you know the history of the pic? Aleister 00:56 28-5-'12

No, I don't even know the URL you got it from. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:07, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Okay I know it's (my signature) but

What do those tags do exactly?

Magnus: You're brilliant. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN! 02:53, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not a CSS expert, but this is what I think they do. our site's common.css style sheet has the following style rule:
.sighidden { display: none; }
.sigexpand:hover .sighidden { display: inline; }
.sigclick:active .sighidden { display: inline; }
.sighidden tells your browser to apply the style rule, enclosed in curly braces, to apply that style rule to anything marked with class sighidden. So when you add class="sighidden" to something, it applies the style rule for .sighidden to that element of your signature. (Note that you can apply multiple classes to a single element, separated by spaces. That's how I did it, shown below.) The style rule tells the browser not to display anything marked sighidden.
But then there's another style rule called .sigexpand that only activates when you either hover or click on the element. It tells the browser to display any nested elements marked sighidden when you hover or click on whatever is marked sigexpand.
I'm sorry if this explanation's too technical. You can ask any of the other users for help. I know that Xamralco and Socky are using the popup thing. Anyway, I've added this popup stuff to your signature, as shown below:
<span class="nounderlinelink plainlinks sigexpand"
style="background-color:#B8860B;">[[User:DarkArcher25|<font color="white" face="Arial"><span class="sighidden">Magnus: You're </span>'''d'''<span class="sighidden">iscerning. Now get out</span></font>]]</span>-<small><span class="nounderlinelink plainlinks sigexpand" 
style="background-color:#B8860B;">[[User talk:DarkArcher25|<font color="white" face="Arial">''<span class="sighidden">You c</span>'''''a'''''<span class="sighidden">n't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN!</span>'''25'''''</font>]]</span></small>
This produces the following:
Magnus: You're discerning. Now get out-You can't catch me, because I'm TURBO PENGUIN!25
What do you think? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:33, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

I would like some advice (and maybe some collaboration)

For my "Internet Haikus." What do you think? Any ideas? Maybe you would like to collaborate? ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 23:31, 05/28/2012

Whoops, never mind about the collaboration part. Not until after it's been reviewed. Heck, maybe you would like to review it on Pee Review? ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 23:45, 05/28/2012
I'm looking at it right now. I won't officially book a Pee because of time, but I'll take a look at it and tell you what I think. Say, the entire wiki's being VFDed. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:47, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Blog post: May 28, 2012

Flag Coffin
If you can read this, please rise and salute these people. I implore you, because I was one of them.

Happy Memorial Day to all.

I've been browsing Uncyclopedia recently and I've noticed that the coverage of technology here is... unfortunately, mediocre. Just recently, Uncyclopedia's article on itself was nominated for deletion. Personally, I voted against huffing it.

But I digress. I'd like to highlight a few articles I stumbled upon that I'm not a big fan of.

  1. Nanotechnology - This reads a lot like a Wikipedia article, except that it's not all true. It just doesn't agree with me.
  2. Steve Jobs - The UnNews coverage of Jobs' life is a lot more comprehensive than this piece o' shit here, which feels to me like a mess of sex jokes and dishonor for the dead. (Once again, please salute this great man, who gave his life for a great cause.) It appears to be a content fork for Apple Inc. (below).
  3. Apple Inc. - Once again, iDon't like this article much because it's weird and could be a content fork for Steve Jobs (above).
Anyway, if you can read this, please help by improving these articles, and Heil Uncyclopedia! --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 03:10, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
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