User talk:Qzekrom/Archive 4

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edit Great Ass!

You like Pokemon? We need to make an article soon! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:19, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Someone needs to write an UnNews about Trayvon Martin. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 00:22, March 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Divide by zero

Just looking at that and thought of Wikipedia:Pythagorean theorem#Proofs. Maybe a list of different ways of dividing by zero in a similar format. The pie example is one. Subtraction method (To divide 3 by 1 you count how many times you can subtract one from it to until it gets to zero. 3 - 1 = 2 (1st iteration); 2 - 1 = 1 (2nd iteration); 1 - 1 = 0 (3rd iteration). So there are three iterations, so your answer is 3. Now to divide by zero. 3 - 0 = 3 (1st iteration); 3 - 0 = 3 (2nd iteration)... Keep repeating until you get to 0. Easy!). I'm sure there are others you can think of.                               Puppy's talk page10:56 29 Mar

I wouldn't say "easy" - in fact, it's infinitely difficult! But yes, the answer is Float.floatToIntBits(0x7F800000), a.k.a. Infinity. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 22:59, March 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Update!

The article User:Qzekrom/The Universe Is a Giant Computer has received 2 +1's. Check out the template I've made for that.

2 people have +1'd this page.

Good for them, because Uncyclopedia likes when people help make their articles popular. Every +1 counts!

“In Soviet Russia, website +1's YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Google+

--Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 23:08, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

edit Here's an image I found here for your Pi work


Aleister 22:25 2-4-'12

I think i used that in an earlier revision. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 00:49, April 3, 2012 (UTC)


In case anyone was wondering about the mysterious blanking of my essay, I am the vandal. Mwa ha ha.

  1. I logged out and gained access to the network (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits).
  2. I blanked the page as the IP.
  3. I logged back in and reverted my own edit. Mwa ha ha.
  4. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 02:38, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
Ummm... Why? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:47, Apr 3
Just thought it was cool. It was nothing especially since I am the sockpuppet of now... or vice versa. In fact, every trace of that IP now redirects here. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 02:52, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
So like... You know we are checking the edits people make here right??? Um... Dude. That's a bit of a pain in the arse if people do shit like that as it sends us on a wild goose chase of pointlessness. That is why sometimes people get very upset when cocking around with sockpuppets and similar such penis is found. Dude... I don't give a monkeys what you do, or how you edit so long as you are improving the wiki (which obviously you do shit loads). But... Tone down the cocking around please. You know what I'm talking about. Be good. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:10, Apr 3
Okay... I don't really know what to do here yet, so I wander around in my spaceship looking for shit to do. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 19:54, April 3, 2012 (UTC)
Cool. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:10, Apr 3
I'll put that on my userpage in a banner. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 20:12, April 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Apple Inc.'s New BSoD

Apple panic10.6 fake

That's how haughty Apple usually is. --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 00:18, April 5, 2012 (UTC) iphone_recovery_mode-266x400.jpg

Actually, this is more Apple's style. It also happens to be the image on my iPhone 3G, which doesn't want to do much else any more.                               Puppy's talk page12:46 05 Apr
Oh, cool. Do you know how to photoshop the watermark in the original into my pic? --Qzekrom sig buttonalkies 01:27, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
Possibly, but I don't have ready access to GIMP at the moment. (I edit on my phone usually, so limited in the time I have in my PC.) Also I just grabbed that gavel image you used for the UnNews judges and created a 3D model of it and have started to create a new copy of the image which hopefully won't have the same shadow issues. If I get to my PC today I'll upload a copy of that. (The stupid 3D renderer I use can be blocky, so I have to leave it for a few hours to render an image at 3,200x3,200 and then shrink the image down via GIMP. I would love a decent 3D renderer of dae files!)                               Puppy's talk page12:00 07 Apr
Do you use OpenGL or something else? --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 00:02, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

Iphone recovery mode-266x400

I have no idea what font you used for your image before, so I just picked Times.

I usually use GIMP when doing image editing. I've also downloaded the GAP package to it, and I have inkscape for SVG work. For 3D work I started to play with Blender but the issue I found was that while that was powerful it was a pain in the ass to learn. I then grabbed Google Sketch-Up and Sweet Home 3D to use together for 3D modeling.

As for your image above - I'd probably do it more like I've done this div - I'm not a fan of images that are effectively just an easy way to do good formatting. It adds more limitations than it removes.

And it's ginormous, but I just uploaded a newer version of this.                               Puppy's talk page02:50 07 Apr

edit That is so cool, man

UnNews microphone and gavel

Now let's make a userbox out of this: "This user volunteered his soul as a Pee Buddy Awards judge. Good for themus!" --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 13:44, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

I used Linux Libertine (used in Wiki's logo) --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 13:47, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

edit new sig

--Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 23:54, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit Renew article

This shit I did years ago. Now to bring it back to the glory days. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 12:29, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'll help out... as soon as I get my homework done. --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 13:50, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and the Pikachu article was nommed for deletion. I like the way that it reads, but I was looking for more images. I was actually after something along the lines of the evolution of pichu -> pikachu -> raichu. (I might have gotten that wrong. Pikachu used to be the first evolution when my kids were young enough to care.) What have you got?                               Puppy's talk page12:07 08 Apr
Instead of huffing it, we should create a new namespace that corresponds to a Bulbapedia parody and move it there! --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 00:58, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
If you mention the words "new" and "namespace" in a sentence again, I'll give you a colostomy with a garden rake. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 8 '12 10:02 (UTC)
WTFBOOOM!! --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 14:13, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks

For the UnNews! It has been a while since someone wrote one, they had been coming in 2 a day at some point! You should say Self-Nom and for and add 1 to the for vote, you are allowed to vote for yourself! As for me, I'll pass on this one, since I think it is good, but not rofl. I put it on the UnNews front page though. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:24, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, alright. In fact I'll keep revising it until it's up to speed. Yaoi! --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 14:14, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
I just checked and it's not there yet. --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 14:26, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit The new pic...

... on the page you said looks like the pic doesn't look like the pic. The two pictures pictured aren't in the picture pictured, can you picture it? Your work lately has been verrrryyyyyyy interesting. Aleister (UTC)

You mean for Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself &c.? Yeah, I'm just updating the images to match Uncyc's new look. I've been wanting to do that for months. --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 20:32, April 8, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, great!!! The pic I meant said it looked like the page "you are looking at now" but it showed two pictures which weren't on the page I was looking at now, a potato and one other pic. I will leave you alone to slave in the vineyards. Aleister (U) (T) (C)
Oh that's a screenshot of Uncyclopedia. These articles are really pointless. --Qzekrom sig trans Qzekrom (talk) 20:43, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit Deletion request

User:Qzekrom/UnNews:'Trayvon Martin was actually killed by terrorists,' authorities say --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:38, April 9, 2012 (UTC)

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