User talk:Qweasd

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Remember, you've been very unqweasd, you qweasd haxxor. - The original owner of qweasd.


edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Qweasd, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Sheepy
Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S

edit WIP move notice of HowTo:Striptease

Hey, your article that was called HowTo:Striptease has been moved to User:Qweasd/HowTo:Striptease for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 07:30, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Why?

Are you uploading the flags of every country in the universe? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, just make sure you start using them soon, I get a little worried when I see people uploading tons of files without using them. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:44, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Also, you know about signing comment, right? Particularly important on other people's talkpages. I've added the {{Unsigned]] thingy to your comment on Mordillo's, you can go back and change it to your ~~~~ signature if you like. Welcome to Uncyc, by the way - haven't seen you around before. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:43, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Re. my talkpage - good good. 'Tis easily done - done it myself many time. Let me know when your article's done, looks like it's going to be a biggie. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:48, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
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