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edit Welcome!

Hello, Putthatknifedown, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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edit AAN

Hello, I just left you a message on my talk page then realised that being a noob you might not see it. Basically the gist of it was that I'd be glad to be your adopter. --Black Flamingo 10:17, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Your user name is interesting Puttthatknifedown. Will you be happy to use as your moniker here? I may have to abbreviate it to Putty...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:18, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
He wants you to be putty in his hands. --Black Flamingo 13:19, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
Um.... right --Putthatknifedown 13:28, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Putty. I am still adopting but it looks like Blackie over there's got you covered. However, feel free to stop by any time for advice or help. Cheers!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  29 Oct 2010 ~ 03:32 (UTC)

edit Oy.

You have typos on your userpage. Are they intentional? I ask because I'm curious. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 14:56 (UTC)

yes they are intentional and by the way curiosity killed the cat --PuttyBowieknifetiny 15:00, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
Oh. Okay, then.
And I'm well aware. Why do you think I smell so bad? Really, people these days... don't even notice a zombie process standing right in front of them... *shambles out* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 15:02 (UTC)

In completely unrelated news, I just noticed... your signature is a mite tall. Could you be a dear and shrink it so it stops affecting line-height? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 15:03 (UTC)

edit Proofreading

Howdy young man. I had a bit of a play with your article, fixed some of the grammar and rearranged a few of the words to get the best out of your jokes. How'd you like it? You've got some great ideas in there, by the way. Remember though, you can always revert my edits with the undo button, or just rewrite it from the current version if you don't like what I've done. Also, I like your new sig. --Black Flamingo 18:35, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks --PUTTYBowieknifetiny 22:24, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
Sure, I'll take a look at the rest of the article when I get back from work. Also, I don't know if you already read UN:SIG but it seems you're dropping the whole code instead of just a template. If you look at mine, for instance, I just leave this: {{User:Black_flamingo11/sig}}. That article there should clarify how to fix it (if not, I think there's another link at the bottom, come to me if you can't figure it out and I'll have a go). --Black Flamingo 12:01, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
Need any help adding images to the article? Spruce it up all nice and pretty? --Black Flamingo 12:56, November 11, 2010 (UTC)
Some pics would be good but I don't know how to put any pics on without the whole page messing up sorry for being so late, Playing lots of COD7 on xbox --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 10:03, November 17, 2010 (UTC)
No worries, I should probably spend more time playing Xbox instead of being on here . Tell you what, I'll try to find an appropriate pic and I'll put it into the article for you to demonstrate how the code is set out. Then you can just copy it. --Black Flamingo 10:42, November 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Read All About It!

--Chiefjustice32X 14:22, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit User:Putthatknifedown/Miley Cyrus is now legal

Rather than put your Work In Progress on the Front Page, I've moved it to your userspace. You can work on it at the address shown above and then move it back to UnNews: if and when it's ready. But note there's already one Miley-Cyrus-is-now-legal in UnNews:, and it keys off actual news (the North Korean missile launch). Spıke ¬ 19:15 23-Nov-10

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 00:59 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Black Friday is here and sounding more racist then ever

You going to fix the grammar? or is that part of the joke? Spıke ¬ 11:35 25-Nov-10

Grammar fix or I think it is --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 12:52, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
I'll have a comb through it for you tonight if I get a chance. --Black Flamingo 12:53, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, I've molested it. Sorry if I changed a lot, feel free to revert stuff, I was just trying to sort out the flow of the words as well because it was difficult to follow at times. Keep up the good work. --Black Flamingo 19:20, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

Putty, DO NOT TAKE UNNEWSES TO PEE REVIEW. If you are in doubt about the quality of a story, develop it in your userspace and find out if it's any good before you slide it onto the Front Page! Pee Reviews, Work In Progess, Intensive Care Unit, are all, sometimes, ways to protect a bad story from being deleted. I'll be happy to advise you. On this one, I already did: The grammar and spelling needed work and Black Flamingo helped--but "Wallmart" in the dateline is still misspelled. It's short, but I get the point; but it's basically a rant about holiday-season rip-offs. Now, if you want to write a column or editorial (see UnNews:Style) you can rant. If you want to write a straight UnNews, it's got to look like news, and this one doesn't. I kept it on the page only because someone else also wrote a bizarro Black Friday story--which I had moved off the Front Page and into his userspace until yours came along. Spıke ¬ 01:19 26-Nov-10

Don't take news to review? If someone actually gets around to reviewing them, what would be so bad? Eh, it's more an issue of 'don't take unnews to review and expect it to be reviewed soon enough to be of use'...
Anyway, I actually came here about those review requests you listed on qvfd - listing such things on qvfd won't always result in them being deleted even if you do include decent comments explaining why, but you can at least always remove review requests from the review queue, if you want, but filling in the scores with zeroes, signing, and making a comment about 'request withdrawn', or whatnot. If they don't get deleted, I can do that for you this time, if you'd like. Anyhow, cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 00:13 (UTC)

Lyrithya, the problem is not with Pee Review; it's with filing stuff in the UnNews space that is known to be unfinished/incomplete. He should do a story in his userspace and go for a Pee Review of that; or ask me or other UnNews people for opinions. Spıke ¬ 00:32 27-Nov-10

Oh. That makes sense, then. Probably the asking you lot would work better, anyhow. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 00:48 (UTC)

I'm much happier to help a young writer than to dish those damned number grades on Pee Review! Spıke ¬ 01:06 27-Nov-10

edit Hello

Hello Putty. Nice header you got but there is a problem. If someone click at the pictures will go to Todd Lyon's userpage, talkpage, awards etc. I just wanted to warn you and say a "hello" so... time to fly away now. bye bye... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 18:30, November 25, 2010 (UTC)

there I fixed it, it was only the awards pic that took you to todd's awards --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 20:06, November 25, 2010 (UTC)
Please send Todd Lyons' awards to my awards page. I'll take them if you don't want them. Thanks. Aleister 1:10 p.s. And thanks for your vote! vERY aPPRECIATED, yES iT iS. Aleister 1:11 27 11
he does have a lot of awards I'm sure he won't miss any --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 01:20, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congrats

Although I'm not an admin., and so it's not officially offical, it sure looks like you won the Noob of the Month award (you lucky bastard, literally). Congratulations!!!!! Party tonight among all the NotM winners, champagne, dancing girls (and boys), and lots and lots more! Aleister 00:25 1 12 MMX

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 05:37, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Pee Review

I suspect you must have taken David Gerard's review as an example of what reviews should look like, but you really didn't have all that great of luck there.

I bring this up because your recent review wasn't in-depth, either, and I am hoping you can be persuaded to be more so in the future. I'll say you should reread the guidelines of course, but it may actually prove more helpful to look at some that your lovely adopter has done as examples, as his tend to be rather excellent reviews. You could also look at what the other Steel Kidneys have done as well, for that matter, since they all got called that because people considered their reviews good, or something.

Anyway, I hope this helps. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 00:13 (UTC)

I hope I get better at this reviewing thing --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 01:38, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
Don't give up. o___o ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 02:45 (UTC)
I'm going to write it on MS word then post it --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 02:46, December 4, 2010 (UTC)
Notepad might work better given the wikiformatting, but that's the spirit. You should see my first review, though. It was awful. You'll get better with practice. *hides* ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 02:52 (UTC)
Thanks for the PEE anyway. I've tried to make the page breaks less irritating, but I wanted it to be like a real Dr Seuss Book - few pages, big illustration on each one. Just didn't have the chops to change the original pics for something Osama-like --Sog1970 15:54, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

The world is forever in your debt. If you're interested, you can also vote at Uncyclopedia:Top10 10/Nov, for great justice and stuff. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:17, 5 December 2010

Your welcome it would of been better if you said happy birthday but that will still do --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 23:11, December 5, 2010 (UTC) I am not pointing out its my birthday (OK maybe)

edit Happy birthday (for yesterday)

...That's one more time around the sun for you! Nice to see you helping out with pee review, by the way. We need all the help we can get right now, so thanks. --Black Flamingo 12:03, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

It's my birthday today 6/12 I live in germany one hour ahead --PUTTYStab Pinata207 image 13:34, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, I forgot there were other countries and stuff. --Black Flamingo 19:50, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

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edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

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edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

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edit Heaven's Door

Well it's definitely an improvement. The article has some quite funny bits, and the grammar's getting better too. It could still probably use a proofread, but I might be able to get that done myself if you want. Also, I notice that it's not really a guide telling you how to knock on heaven's door, despite what the title says, which could be seen as a problem. But otherwise, keep up the good work. --Black Flamingo 15:07, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

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edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

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edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

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edit That UnSignposty thing

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edit UnSignpost

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