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Archive 1 Archive 2

Feel free to whore your works and stuff below. This is a welcome whore zone - otherwise I'll probably miss it... Pup t 03:20, 18/08/2009


oohack ack ack!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:55 31 July 2009

Oh that's lovely. Darling, have a look at this. Here we were suffering water restrictions and drought and someone has come along and fertilised for us. Pup t 04:57, 31/07/2009
Me burns down your villiage.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:07 31 July 2009
Time to getm out the camping gear dearest. And the marshmallows. We can all have a sing-along. Kum by Yah, milord Pup t 05:11, 31/07/2009
/Me burns down your camp fire/
/Wonders how you burn down a fire/ It's getting a little chilly tonight sweetness. Maybe we should share a sleeping bag and make heat the old fashioned way! Pup t 05:15, 31/07/2009
Me burns down your wife. The old fasioned way!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:42 31 July 2009
Oh dear darling. You seem to have gotten a little too much sun. Pup t 05:49, 31/07/2009


I gave it a quick once-over, and I like what you've done with it. In short, it's an improvement. I'll look at it more in the next few days and give you some more in-depth feedback when I get the chance, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:02, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Thx for the review

Thanks very much for the review. I've posted my comments on your comments.


You've earned it, well done! Now don't stop pissing! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:30, Aug 2

Except - if you read my talk page you'd know this - he's found a job. And so can't be as focused on here anymore... (which is a euphamism for "thanks it's been fun")    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:32 2 August 2009
Yeah. He's pissed all over us and fucked off. I wish I knew who he really was so I could hunt him down and smack him upside the head.


Ouh! I've gone ahead and reviewed 1990 for you. Nice job on escaping the freedom of unemployment by the way. I hope to be following in your foot steps soon. Sequence 12:51, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

A bit late but..

GoldenShower Rejoice, PuppyOnTheRadio! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks again - I'm starting to put some of your suggestions into practice. Calindreams 09:45, 4 August 2009 (UTC)


We're still cool, right? Methy didn't seem to happy about what I said on my talk page, just wanted to make sure I haven't gone too far and offended anybody. I was just kidding.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:13 7 August 2009

No offence intended or taken. Mnbvcxz seems to have a fairly interesting definition of sexual deviancy, but it takes a lot more than that to even begin to scratch the surface of offending me. I stopped talking only cause it was late local time and I've started work this week, so I've been fairly brain dead for the most of the week while in training. Pup t 23:26, 7/08/2009
Good good. You big New Zealander, you.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:29 7 August 2009
Spoken like a true Cymraeg. Pup t 23:32, 7/08/2009
I'm not that Welsh. or at all welsh come to think of it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:34 7 August 2009
True, but there is a certain way that you can offend 95% of Australians. (The other 5% are New Zealanders in disguise.) Pup t 23:37, 7/08/2009
Lol I was making a joke. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:39 7 August 2009


Thank you for voting. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN 16:15, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for Nominating me Noob of the Month

Thanks last month's Noob of the Month for nominating me Noob of the Month! At least for six hours and six minutes. I see it was removed because they discovered I snuck in here one day shortly before finals, then came back posting like a mad girl a month and a half later after I moved and went on summer vacation. I know, that technically disqualifies me, doesn't it? (Insert Appropriate Profanity Here). But thanks a brunch! Miley Spears 21:40, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Ur welcome. I was thinking I'd seen sweet Fanny Adams of your posts and then all of a sudden it was like being in a torrential downpour - but in a good way. I'm still not changing my stance on Miley Cyrus though! Unless she starts to wriggle. Pup t 23:29, 7/08/2009
 :0 that doesn't mean what I think it does. Right?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:33 7 August 2009
I think I just came up with a quadruple entendre without entending. Pup t 23:38, 7/08/2009
Care to explain yourself?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:41 7 August 2009
I'm not a Miley Cyrus fan. On a side note, I'm creating a listing of the worst songs ever in a social networking site that I happen to be a part of (with a slightly more professional name) and "Achy Breaky Heart" turned up the other day. Although I still don;t think it's quite as bad as "To all the girls I've loved before" by Willie Nelson and Julio Inglesias, or however his name is spelt. Pup t 23:50, 7/08/2009
Not everybody can be a fan. Some people don't have taste. :D I think she's a lot more talented that the silly material she does. I think she'll be like Madonna, really respected after she stops being worshiped by preteens and young teens. Miley Spears 00:25, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
I don't think that she's as Disney as the normal Disney formulaic stuff like this, but she's still Disney, and she's still the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. And I remember 1982 - Madonna stopped being considered the next pop queen and started to be considered as a true artist... about three seconds after she appeared in a playboy centrefold. (And I hate to be judgemental, but it was not the best photo shoot that a young woman could have hoped for.) Pup t 00:30, 8/08/2009
Hmm, well there's a small part of me that bought and rather enjoyed her album. But you're right she is awful.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:59 8 August 2009
My youngest son is just the right age to be getting the tail end of the Miley Cyrus adoration, which means I've been made to watch too much of it. I'll admit that it's more watchable than "That's so Raven..." Pup t 01:01, 8/08/2009
It's good that you're that accepting. When I came out my dad cried.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:15 8 August 2009
I am so hoping that one of the three boys comes out of the closet soon just for the mind fuck that it would do to all the grandparents. The youngest one also recently completed the "which female grease character are you" on Facebook, so I have high hopes there. Pup t 01:21, 8/08/2009
Actually the more older brothers a guy has the more likely they are to be gay. provinding they all came from the same mother. I could explain this theory in greater detail if you wish, but I can't be arsed right at this minute.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:27 8 August 2009
Really? Most of the guys that I've ever... dated, for want of a better word, have been younger brothers, or only children. But that might just be my type. Pup t 01:37, 8/08/2009
If you got to know them that well I'd say it was dating. Also I said older brother but the previous number of pregnancies that would have turned out to be boys is really what I mean. But yeah, it's still just the best idea they've got, and from what I've read it does seem to need more research. Not that it really matters and I have this terrifying idea that if they do figure it out they'll work on a cure...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:47 8 August 2009
Well, monogamy means that I'm cured by default. Damn it! Pup t 01:59, 8/08/2009
Well, no it doesn't but, you know what I mean? It's easier for you Bi's anyway - but image the possibility of a cure. The religious fundies would be all over it like a rash (indeed they already are and it doesn't exist yet), so you'd have people that are born into that world "having" to take it. Pretty soon that social pressure would escape into the rest of society and it'd bassically put the attitudes back to square one. Making being gay difficult again. Not only would a cure be unethical for that reason it'd also be detrimental to society. for reasons I'm too tierd to explain and I want to go to bed now and I'm really not sure how this turned into an ethical discussion in the first place.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:15 8 August 2009
Don't know how we got there either. And no, I was being tongue in cheek when I said cured by default - I know who I turn to watch when they go past... Pup t 02:22, 8/08/2009
Of course you were, but it was late and I was very tierd (I haven't linked to that in a while).    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:49 8 August 2009

Your Pee Review Awaits You, Sir

El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 22:43, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Hi POTR, thought I might as well take a wander over here. Your changes so far have made a huge difference, the formatting particularly. Still not completely convinced about "phallus", it is more jocular though, so it seems humour wins over frustration in the end. I'd keep playing with that last paragraph if I were you, see if anything else comes. Thank you for changing the title too, that makes a big difference, I think we have a possible feature-worthy here (obviously after a Pee from a different person first). My last suggestion would be to change the "whoops" link to something more obviously comical that sums up the whole article like "self-indulgence" or "pretentious" or "vacuous". Except none of those, they're not quite right, I'm sure we'll think of something.==El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 00:58, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually the "Whoops" was because I wanted to keep this separate from the postmodern page, and the whole redlink "Postmodern doesn't exist" thing was a pun I couldn't pass up. As it's changed to a guide I might remove this all together - it would work for an article on postmodern art, but not as part of a guide (because ostensibly this is something that would be printed and carried when looking at the exhibit.) I'm going to be going over this for a while before I get happy with the title of the last piece. I'm also trying to think of another word for "pretentious" that would fit in there, as part of the issue is that the title of it still needs to "flow". I originally had "twat" in there, which I'm half tempted to go back to, so I might do that in the end. Pup t 04:05, 9/08/2009
Very interesting that you chose twat POTR, since that was what I was considering using too. It has a funny-yet-aggressive tone. Well, I'm glad you're concentrating on perfecting this as much as possible, I guess I'll just leave you to it then :) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:46, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
Hahaa, just popped by to say "mental midget" is very funny but it might still be not quite right --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:49, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a-million

For the good advice. Which will follow to a T from now on. I have written many pages, you can see if any are good on my user page. "Much appreciated, the help, it is!" (Yoda)--Funnybony 11:14, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition

Yes, sure I can find a place for that one - thanks for bringing it to my attention. I'll make a couple of corrections to the grammar (mostly just because I'm a pedantic bastard) and add it to the list. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:34, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Feel free - just one request. Please try to avoid losing the Australian English. Pup t 12:41, 9/08/2009
Australians speak English...? ;-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:44, 9 August 2009 (UTC)


I was not sure what you were up to with your user page, so I will put this here:

Nice one. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:58, Aug 10

Congrats (: zh/Singapore IS 4412:31 August 10

UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:01, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

I notice you've been "messin' up" a bit on VFH

Whether you've been failing to sign your votes, breaking numbering, not numbering at all, or anything else like that, I'm here to give you a warning and some recommended reading. Really recommended. Read that and please learn how to do things right from now on. Thank you. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:25, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Where? Timestamp is attached to my sig (although as class=sighidden) and I actually went through and fixed a couple of broken numberings last night. Where did I break them? Pup t 20:47, 11/08/2009
Nevermind - I found the boo-boo... Although in my own defence, please check out what was happening with the numbering before that... Pup t 20:56, 11/08/2009


Think I might have messed about with a joke you had in the Post-Modernist gallery article. I assume that the link is supposed to be red, right? --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 14:10, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Yeah - stupid pun, but the whole idea is that it's supposed to link to something that "isn't there" even though it clearly is. Very subtle and 99.9% of people won't get it unless they understand how much I hate red links, and post-modern philospohy... Pup t 20:58, 12/08/2009
Yeah, I'm much the same, I can't stand red links either, it just took me a while to work out why your red link had all this weird code around it ;) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:07, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Dead Dick

Hey, bro! from experience in the army I think this is funny. But I don't want to gross anyone out. What you you think - if you have a chance to look and let me know. Much appreciated--Funnybony 15:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

Half read it but couldn't get into it. If you want a review, then put in into the PEE queue, but I'd suggest read HTBFANJS first. Pup t 05:51, 15/08/2009
  • Thanks!!! That's what I'll do after careful rewrite. I just finished HTBSANJF and think it's a great guide.--Funnybony 19:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)


GoldenShower Rejoice, PuppyOnTheRadio! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Why not?

I'll be starting revision work on Pixar soon, although right now I'm juggling that with my version of 2001: A Space Odyssey (which, once again, will probably have to go into an alt namespace) and User:MacMania/Cartoon physics (for once, an encyclopaedic tone). First things first, though:

  • Yeah, I moved it to UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians. I'll go from there.
  • Could you clarify what you mean by an "I'm a little bit country/I'm a little bit rock-and-roll" moment?
  • And how's this? I have a feeling that something's wrong with the potato gag at the end...

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I wonder why, but resizing this GIF seems to cause strange things to happen. Oh well. Revisions are in progress anyway (unless my browser crashes again). MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:32 13 Aug 2009]
Improved marginally with regards to opening, Act 2, picture captions; I've also put in a small appendix. Let me know what you think so far. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:31 14 Aug 2009]
You're right... damned odd...

Pixar Temp

  1. As for the potato gag, the light is fading before it hits, whereas my envisioning was that the light shatters when the potato hits it. I agree it's really close.
  2. Intro is much better - I can actually picture that in my head as a Woody/Buzz type of thing. Works really wwell
  3. What do you feel about the "Create your own movie" section?
  4. The final cars reference is fantastic... exactly what I had in mind, but done by a better writer.
  5. And the "Little bit country/little bit rock n roll" is stolen from a South Park episode. It's when the two conflicting sides, the redneck warmongers and the white jumpsuit wearing objectors, come together at the end of the episode where they realise that although they are polar opposites in some ways they work together well.
Skeeter: Hey, I'm a little bit county.
Randy: And I'm little bit rock n' roll, ah
Skeeter: I'll be the muscle of America
Randy: And me, I'll be the caring soul
Both: When you pust us together you get a nation with one goal. To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll.
Pup t 07:11, 14/08/2009
Ah, I see.
  • I think I'll think about the "create your own" section for a bit, and either delete it entirely or expand it entirely.
  • GIF should be fixed with regards to brightness. I was trying to have the effect that the potato was blocking out the light, but on retrospect, optics doesn't work that way. Perhaps this should be better. Still no idea on what messes the resize up, though. Might have something to do with the way my version of Photoshop (CS3 Extended) handles GIF compression and other geeky stuff. Apparently the Extended version gives you both extended functionality and extended bugginess.
  • Something just entered my mind, so if you don't mind I'll just jot it down here: Woody's a little bit country, Buzz's a little bit astronaut.
  • That South Park excerpt is hilarious.
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Much better gif work... my own image manipulation options are fairly Spartan - just stuff that will run on my ten year old computer - so I can't offer any help to fix that resize issue. But given that we're looking full size, I wouldn't call it an issues for you, just for whoever else wants to use it after. Maybe someone in Radical X's corner can offer a fix? Pup t 00:42, 15/08/2009
I've just been playing a bit with this, and I don't think the issue is the image - I think it's wiki re-size issue. I saved a copy of Pixar,gif to my pc, and created this html.
<img src="Pixar.gif"

<img src="Pixar.gif">
Now the image expanded and shrunk with no issues at all - even seemed to run a little smoother in the large version when run from a locally held file. I then grabbed the image and threw it into an OOOOOLD gif animator that I have, and recreated the file. I played a little with the lengths of frames - getting rid of the 5 blank frames at the start and merging them into one that ran for 0.35s - and tried that on home PC - worked like a dream. I then uploaded that to here and tried to run it. Full size the image worked, smaller it didn't even load, let alone run. Workaround - We can re-do the original image as a smaller image if it is needed - rather than being 500px we reduce it to 200px width - but I wonder if we're working at this simply because it seems to be buggy, rather than it actually negatively impacting on your article. Pup t 07:02, 16/08/2009
Yeah, this is just me being obsessive about the bug. The image on the article as it is right now doesn't seem to cause any problems. On the other hand, the way images are being resized seems sluggish and problematic anyway. Ex. when I upload a new version of an image, like Pixar.gif or CPhys2.png (that's for User:MacMania/Cartoon physics, at which you're certainly welcome to take a look, although it's only about half-finished), the resized versions that I've previously used don't seem to update very quickly. Ah well.
Your idea is brilliantly simple, though. Those are the kind of ideas that I'll never be able to think of, because I tend to have a Heath Robinson/Rube Goldberg type of mind. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:50 17 Aug 2009]


You seem to be pretty good at wiki formatting. How do I do one of those little black rectangles, as if I've edited out a word? - I'm sure you know the ones I mean but I can't find one to copy, User:Sog1970/ Gotham City Tourist Information really needs one. --Sog1970 21:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

You use the {{C}} template. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Gah, Boomer beat me to it. Yes, like {{C|Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle Yickety-Doo Yickety-Dah Ping Pong Lippy Tappy Too Tah}}, which shows up as Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle Yickety-Doo Yickety-Dah Ping Pong Lippy Tappy Too Tah. Alternatively, if you need just black rectangles that don't reveal any text when you hover over them, as in █████ ██████, you can copy this: ██████████
Sorry for the obnoxiousness, everyone. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[02:40 14 Aug 2009]
It's quite alright, it's not like this is the talk page of anybody that matters. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:44, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

I feel so loved... Pup t 03:21, 14/08/2009

Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:26, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Faggots.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:51 14 August 2009
Oh, I guess we'll stop the camera running then... Pup t 00:43, 15/08/2009


I had posted a message on that article's page but got a croak from TKF indicating I was doing something wrong. I was going to ask if the had article had been substantially changed since it failed the VFH . It still looked the same to me and I was keen to see it go round again for another vote sometime soon (though I think there is a gap of three months before you can do this). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 15:34, 16 August 2009 (UTC)

There was some changes during VFH, but not enough to tip it over. I'm sitting on it at the moment to be honest as I had a couple of other things (about 15) in the meantime and waiting for that inspirational flash to hit me on this. Feel free to play with it if you like - I do these for the enjoyment people get out of them, if you can increase the enjoyment, then that's fine by me. Pup t 21:00, 16/08/2009
Oh, and I read somewhere a couple of weeks until it can be re-nommed, but I'd get clarification on that first... probably from TKF Pup t 21:05, 16/08/2009


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:05, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

A Message of Little to No Value

You are one of the new people that have popped in here while I was away. Now that your a big time writer with your features and your reviews and whatnot your probably too cool to talk to lil ol' me. But if you need any help or anything I'd be happy to assist in any way I can. Also, I am a big fan of collabs so if you ever want to work on something I would be happy to pitch in. And since I never got the chance to do this, I send a belated "Welcome to the site! Hope you enjoy yourself!"    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   03:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC)


I never heard if you like your front page blurb. Well? did ya? And you can say you didn't. I won't ban you. much. O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 14:39, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't know who to thank. I honestly didn't expect it and I was at first taken aback, and then laughed out loud. I never thought about my pseudonym being taken quite that way before. Mad props! (or in Poncy English) You deserve to be accoladed!Pup t 07:25, 19/08/2009
That's exactly what I thought your name meant too. A puuppy litteraly sleeping on top of the radio.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 07:30 19 August 2009
That's good to know :) And now I need to stalk SOG to get his feedback as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
It's actually based on the old HMV - columbia icon of the puppy looking at the gramaphone... I just twisted it a little... whaddya know? Pup t 08:46, 19/08/2009
So "Dog Observing Music Player" becomes Puppy on the Radio... Right.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:04 20 August 2009

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:05, Aug 18


The rambling self absorbed nature of the piece is what i was aming for. You picked up on that in a big way and for that sir.....I am beholden to you.

I'm so glad to know it was deliberate. However, the problem with rambling and self-absorbed is that it's rambling and self-absorbed. In a review, forum or user page, fantastic! In an article designed to amuse - just comes across as vanity.
feel free to view the score as higher for achieving minor goal, but still not quite hitting main one... Pup t 14:57, 20/08/2009

I propse a conversation

Converse.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:57 21 August 2009

Why does nobody do cyber sex any more? Pup t 11:59, 21/08/2009
Because it's cheap easy and thus, unsatisfying. I'd imagine.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:04 22 August 2009
I blame webcams and txt spk. The first for being g to easy, and the second for destroying the eroticism. I mean i wnt 2 suk ur cok :o is such an ugly way of phrasing things. Pup t 23:23, 22/08/2009
I blame you for not being erotic enough.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 09:19 23 August 2009
whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart Pup t 10:17, 23/08/2009
Erm. Sweetheart...? Also I've been meaning to ask, how did your son come out? Was it a "Mum, Dad: I'm gay." Sort of thing or did you catch him looking at naughty blowjobs? You didn't ask did you?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:25 23 August 2009
Any time anyone complains about my prowess, I assume that they're fishing... And I assumed for ages, because he never once said anything about being attracted to girls, and he... well, he rang the gaydar bell, for want of a better way to put it. But the older two at about the same age got busted for downloading porn, I just gave him access to a phone with limited internet access, and then busted him for the same. It was hard though, because at the same time that I'm trying to tell him that I accept his sexuality I have to tell him off for downloading porn. And I couldn't use the tried and true "You're objectifying women" argument which is about the only decent anti-porn argument that I can come up with from my extremely left-wing, secular standing. Pup t 11:32, 23/08/2009
Phone. You're on dial-up!?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:51 23 August 2009
Hell no - for phone read "cell phone with mobile broadband internet access that is restricted to only a small number of sites." The real issue is one of those sites was email, and his e-mail address got into the hands of a few nasty paedophiles - that bit got me steamed up... Pup t 12:07, 23/08/2009
oh geeze, that's not good. Anyway. You should throw him a party. buy him a car and shower him in gold bullion. Make the other two come out that would, and that's be a proper mindfuck for the grandparents. :P    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:18 23 August 2009
yeah... But he's twelve. He's got a shit time ahead of him for the next few years, and I'll let him stay in the closet outside of his mother and I for as long as he likes. Besides, he's going to be the rich child who buys his old dad a car!Pup t 12:29, 23/08/2009
Twleve! Bloody hell, I was seventeen before I came out to my parents. Ok everyone else knew but at twelve I was still hoping it'd go away and I'd be normal again. I kinda accepted myself pretty quickly but even then I was thirteen and a half before I came out to my best friend... /mumbles/ kids today with their confidence and and stuff... And as for him having a shit time of it that kinda depends on where you live (it's New Zealand isn't it, or is that other one that's a bit similar and kills back-packers (although I really meant wither or not it's a rural or urban area)) and the general attitudes of the people around him. If you two know and are ok with it he should be fine. I mean I still don't properly know where I stand with my dad, he cried. And then the only other time it's come up since he cried again and said he wasn't happy with it (wich I thought was sort of obvious from the tears.) Anyway. If you ever need any advice I'm sure I'll be able to make something up. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:06 23 August 2009
We only kill English backpackers... and only after the Ashes series... mutter mutter mutter. And it's sub-urban area that is fairly tolerant, but if he goes much further out he's going to come across people who should use more sunscreen on their necks while working. Besides, my partner and I are fine, his brothers - well, he hasn't come out to them yet, and the eldest is conservative (I still don't know where I went wrong), but the other will be cool. I still don't understand these dads thinking that having a gay son is something to be sad about, or considered as a failure, or whatever. I mean, my kids are all Ginger, and I know that's not my failing. It's their mothers. Pup t 20:15, 23/08/2009
Sounds kinda like where I live. Although I'm nearly five hundred miles from the nearest gay bar. Sucks about your eldest, although maybe when he finds out he might change his mind (unless he doesn't have a mind and is simply rebelling). Probably would have helped if he was cool though, no doubt your youngest looks up to him in some way. As for the rednecks, really the only advice I can give is to treat them like nothing and spend your life feeling vastly superior. It's their problem not his. Well that's how I see it. Having good friends is important anyway, but it really helped me that mine were prepared to listen to me bang on and on and on and on and on about what guys I liked. And if all else fails there's always the internet. Pleanty of support sites and such. I do hope it goes ok for him though.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:35 23 August 2009
I might keep him away from gay support sites for a couple of years... once bitten and all. Although that does bring me to my next theory of responsible child rearing - children should not have access to pornographic material until they are at least 14, and even then they should have the respect to do it behind their parents back! That's when I started buying porn, and there's nothing wrong with my sexual maturity... teeheehee, MrN has golden boobies! Pup t 22:24, 23/08/2009
That's when i got the internet in my room first. and yeah, behind your parents back. Probably more illegal to do it infront of them.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:22 23 August 2009
Actually it amazes me when my friends of teenagers say to me that their kids are spending too much time on the internet, or are looking at online porn, or whatever. I usually turn to them and say "Password protect your computer login." Two weeks later still complaining about the same thing. Children don't need civil liberties in the home - it's a Patriarchy/Matriarchy, not a democracy! Pup t 00:18, 24/08/2009
Yeah my parents did that and did the fire walls and things. Then I complained that it wouldn't let me do anything and mum had the same problem. And so the firewalls whent away and I could look at whatever I pleased. And I lived happily ever after: THE END. Also if your house is the castle and your family a monarchy, does that maake you The Queen?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:23 24 August 2009
It's the coronet isn't it... I knew it was a pit over the top. Pup t 06:06, 24/08/2009
Pit? It's a whole fucking canyon, darling! I expected you'd know better. Also what's a coronet?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 08:43 24 August 2009
Ducal coronet Pup t 10:01, 24/08/2009
Oh my god I want one! I'd leik wear it all the time!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:50 24 August 2009
I have the image of the RCA puppy wearing it is bad enough... Added to that a one-eyed Giant carrying a club wearing it... Pup t 19:07, 24/08/2009
Really I just see myself wearing it: A fat bloke, in a dress, wearing a crown -- it's never been done before!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:57 25 August 2009
A fat bloke wearing A dress... That would be Divine

Pup t 12:11, 25/08/2009

I'm not old enough to get that joke. But I do: "Oh you think but you're a man..."    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:19 25 August 2009
Divine died something like 25 years ago. If Divine were around today, he would appear on Jerry Springer, and that would be the height of his popularity. But I have to admit I do like the song. Pup t 12:26, 25/08/2009
I looked for teh one done by Divine but couldn't find it, got the version by Full Frontal and its much the same. One of my favourite songs that is, along with "Gone Away" by the Offspring and "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic at the Disco. Hey I have an idea -- lets talk about music now!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:04 25 August 2009
Cool... Do you think we should be showing more respect to potential musical icons who write for uncyclopedia? I mean, UU might really be David Bowie after all... Pup t 20:06, 25/08/2009
I never got any respect! Ok so I didn't sing it but I wrote it!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:16 25 August 2009
Ummm... do we count as the kind of blokes that people should look up to for artistic merit? Pup t 20:27, 25/08/2009
Austraillians no, you're all criminals and louts. Us in the civilised world, however...    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:37 25 August 2009
Ha - you go without your tea and cucumber sandwiches for a day and I bet you turn into ravaging beasties (Colonial grudge? What colonial grudge?) Pup t 21:31, 25/08/2009
I was gonna post this earlier but now it's extra relevant:
   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:15 25 August 2009
And if you can find it he also does a sketch where he talks about buying fruit in Queensland. Absolutely hysterical. And thanks for introducing me to that sketch you posted here - completely new to me. Pup t 22:33, 25/08/2009
I've only seen steve hughes fleetingly as a guest act on other people's shows but he's already one of my favourites. Also racisim is funny.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:33 26 August 2009
Spoken like a true Welshman. Pup t 20:00, 26/08/2009

Thank you

for your review, Puppy. There's no I in RAPE (lol contribs) 15:54 Aug 21, 2009

It was a pleasure. Honestly. I enjoyed the read and it was such a simple article - meant in the nicest possible way - to review it was an enjoyable walk in the park. More than anything else though, I hope it's helped you look at it from an outsiders eyes so you can polish it as much as possible - although going from a few comments on the talk page it may need less work than I thought! Pup t 20:48, 21/08/2009

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Much appreciated... Pup t 05:08, 23/08/2009

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Thank you for yet another high-quality, helpful review. Like with my D&D article, I'm going to fix/revise the things you pointed out at some point today, and then have you give it a quick once-over again, if you're not opposed to the idea. Regardless, though, thanks again for the review. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

All good. It's easy to review something when you enjoy reading it, and your work always is of a high standard, and you have a decent variety in what you do. I'm surprised it stayed in the queue long enough for me to be the one who ended up reviewing. Pup t 19:07, 24/08/2009
Hah, thanks. As your signature demonstrates, your work is also extremely varied. FYI, I did some reading on the whole "Six Hats" thing, and, in retrospective, I would've voted For rather than Abstain on that article of yours. Due to unforeseen business the last two days, I've been unable to make revisions. However, as soon as they're done, I'll let you know. Thanks again. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:09, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
No stress. The PQ is getting a little heavy, so I'm focusing on cleaning that up a little. And never mind on Six Hats - the truth is humour is based upon the gut reaction, if you need to have the joke explained, then it's not worthwhile. I'm expecting that Isaac The Tank Engine may struggle a little because it's not as accessible, but by the same token I think it is written well, and for those who do understand the concept will enjoy it. (So far the only real comments against are from an atheist, and I haven't asked the other one.) Pup t 03:14, 26/08/2009
Yeah, I know what you mean with having an article struggle because of accessibility. The two best things I ever wrote (my two unfeatured UnBooks, if you're curious) never made it anywhere close to the front page due to the whole "accessibility" thing. When you're suave and sophisticated (like us) writing for a place that decidedly isn't, that'll happen. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:06, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Alrighty, I made revisions that hopefully also serve as improvements. If you can give the article a quick once-over again and let me know what you think, that would be cool. Take your time, however, I'm in no rush. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Better, but the Mars Volta line is still a little too much. Just saying that they became extinct after Octahedron is enough to make the point for those who understand subtlety, but stopping it at that is probably a little short. Maybe an oblique reference to Darwinian "survival of the fittest" as the reason for the extinction? I've just been brief with the overview - as I said the PQ is a priority for me - so I will come back with a little more detail over the next few days. Pup t 22:13, 26/08/2009
Gotcha, I'll change that as well. For the record, I'm a huge Mars Volta fan, though, I must say, Octahedron was profoundly disappointing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:38, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
That didn't come across in the writing... I mean the fact that you were a fan, not that you were disappointed. I' call it a departure from their previous, sure, but I would say I was disappointed, but then again I'm not a passionate fan. Pup t 03:27, 27/08/2009
Well, it's hard to get your love of a band across in just one throwaway line, especially when said line deals with one of their few negative facets. But yeah, I'm a big TMV fan, with De-Loused... ranking among my Top 10 favorite albums of all time. While I'm here, two things: what sort of music are you in to?--from the looks of things we probably have fairly similar (if not, somewhat compatible) tastes. Second of all, I saw your message on UU's page, and the Pee situation is sort of out of hand--I did my first Pee in about a month earlier today, and plan on doing one or two more to help things move along tomorrow. Not that any of that is overly important, or anything, I just thought that since tackling the Pee queue is what you're working on at the moment you'd be interested to know that I'm also throwing in some time to the cause, or whatever. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:09, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Mad props for the help. And I'm really happy with the way Mastadon is looking now. Much better. I can't think of anything off the top of the scone that would improve it any further. Do you mind if I nom for VFH? Pup t 07:27, 27/08/2009
Go right ahead. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:40, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Dead Dick is Alive

Bro! I made a lot of changes based on your feed back and others. Please have another look, you might reconsider now. Removed repetition, and toned down the "Dead Dick" mention. It's an anti-war statement. Much appreciated either way. Y/s--Funnybony 20:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Done... and much improved over the previous! Pup t 20:14, 27/08/2009

Bark Bark

Thanks for Peeing on Jupiter 2

Thanks for your Pee Review of Lost in Space! I tried to rewrite what was already there. I'll look at it again. Thankies! Binky The WonderSkull 17:55, 29 August 2009 (UTC)


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