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==Mastubration==
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Is a venial sin, I think, but only if you do it to yourself. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 23:10, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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:I thought it was a manual sin. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:23, 7/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Although I've now been considering it... and you're relating to the shortness of the page aren't you? After all ''Mastubration'' comes from ''Ma'' + ''stub'' + ''ratio''. I obviously have created the mother of all stubs by this ratio! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:31, 7/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::I was going to raep you as tradition dictates, but chickened out and gave you a hand job instead. Also, that stub thing. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:04, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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::::You gave me a stub job? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:06, 8/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::Okay, you admitted it's a stub, not me. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::lolfags. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">02:45 8 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::::: Size isn't important [[File:Rimshot.gif]] {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 09:19, 8/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::::::::<Big><big><big>But I am Hung like a fucking BULL! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:46 8 October 2009</span></small>''</big></big></big>
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:Mastubration is a "Manual sin"? Why blame a Mexican dude??? Thank him!!--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 22:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
   
[[User_talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/talk/Older_Stuff|Archive 1]] [[User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio/Archive 2|Archive 2]]
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==Baby Boomers is back in black==
Feel free to whore your works and stuff below. This is a welcome whore zone - otherwise I'll probably miss it... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 03:20, 18/08/2009</span></span></small>
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Dude! I got a very useful Pee on Baby Boomers, worked my ass off, and did everything advised, plus more. If it didn't get featured last time then it should fly now. Could you take a look, and if it looks much better, or feature worthy, could you renom [[Baby Boomers]] again? That would be progress. thanks, really!--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 22:08, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
   
==''/ME THROWS SHIT ALL OVER YOUR LAWNS!/''==
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== Goodbye Facebook screen ==
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How's the audio coming? {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Saturday, 06:21, Oct 10</i></font></small>
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:Ummm... exceedingly slowly, given I have sound issues with my PC. I'll have to download karaoke version of the backing I think.{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:32, 10/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:Where the heck did my Goodbye Facebook screen Nomination go?--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 17:42, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
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::It was removed at my request as it need audio before it could fly and also needed a substantial amount of work done to to appearance. As soon as I have decent audio I'll kick it in again.{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:32, 10/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
oohack ack ack! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">04:55 31 July 2009</span></small>''
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: How are you going to make the Audio? Record the song? How about that?--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 14:14, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
:Oh that's lovely. Darling, have a look at this. Here we were suffering water restrictions and drought and someone has come along and fertilised for us. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:57, 31/07/2009</span></span></small>
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::::It's on my list of "things I don't really have the capacity to do but I will attempt it anyway" {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:32, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
::Me burns down your villiage. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">05:07 31 July 2009</span></small>''
 
:::Time to getm out the camping gear dearest. And the marshmallows. We can all have a sing-along. ''Kum by Yah, milord'' {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:11, 31/07/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::''/Me burns down your camp fire/''
 
:::::''/Wonders how you burn down a fire/'' It's getting a little chilly tonight sweetness. Maybe we should share a sleeping bag and make heat the old fashioned way! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:15, 31/07/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::Me burns down your wife. The old fasioned way! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">05:42 31 July 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::Oh dear darling. You seem to have gotten a little too much sun. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:49, 31/07/2009</span></span></small>
 
   
==Isaac==
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==Unmessifying==
I gave it a quick once-over, and I like what you've done with it. In short, it's an improvement. I'll look at it more in the next few days and give you some more in-depth feedback when I get the chance, though. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 03:02, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
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:It's cold but my cock is still ''huge''! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">14:45 10 October 2009</span></small>''
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::It's good to hear. Maybe you should put it somewhere warm. National coming out day is tomorrow where we are supposed to have homosexual, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality. Which sucks, because I really don't want to lower myself to a hetero level.{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:32, 10/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::What I don't get is why we're constantly balled in with the dykes and trannies. I mean dykes are just ugly women that don't like men because their dad was a jerk and the transexuality isn't a sexuality it's because you're brain doesn't match that gash between your legs. It's crazy! Also woot! I'm here/ I'm queer/ and I'm gonna rape your ass! like, with no lube. And not your's specifically, you'd enjoy it. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:39 10 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::Apparently transgender is something that you come out for. I would have thought the fact that you had changed for ne gender to the other would have been obvious to your nearest and dearest... And this thread is getting really messy. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:24, 11/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::So's your face! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">00:31 11 October 2009</span></small>''
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:::::: &#9833;&#9834;Cream dealer, I believe you can get me through the night!&#9836;&#9835; <small> For those too young to know trashy music of years gone by, the original was dream weaver. </small> {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:00, 11/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::Yeah wow so are you gonna come out of your closet tomorrow and just stop kidding yoruself, with the wife and gay children -- ''Gay Children''! That should tell you something about your cut off genes. Not that it's generic obviously. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:40 11 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::::::Ummm... I'm as about as out can be without having a tattoo across my forehead that says "I'm anyones!" {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:46, 11/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::::You haven't even got the tattoo yet? They're mandatory aren't they? You've been living a lie. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:59 11 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::::::::I have the tattoo, just not across my head! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:01, 11/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::::::Love the new sig ''darling''! Not at all similar to what I did before you! Faggot1 {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">21:18 11 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::::::::::Grated minds think alike. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:14, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::::::::Faggot minds think alike you mean. Faggot! {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:49 12 October 2009</span></small>''
   
== Thx for the review ==
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== [[UN:HS]] ==
   
Thanks very much for the review. I've posted my comments on your comments.
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Did you know about this? It's a place where you can track your features and compare yourself to others in order to compel yourself to do better (or just end it all because you'll never amount to anything). I added your current features. Also: '''''YOU'RE GAY?!?!''''' {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Sunday, 07:30, Oct 11</i></font></small>
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:I had seen it before at some stage along the line. And as for the second... why are you asking, and what's in it for me? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 08:25, 11/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::But... but... hot psych majors? I assumed you were talking about hot female psych majors! <small>I was, anyway.</small> {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Sunday, 22:41, Oct 11</i></font></small>
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:::Hey, better be careful you might catch gay. {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:01 11 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::Actually Orian, being that you're the only guy here I know who is openly gay, and I'm the only guy here I know who is openly a [[Bisexuality|promiscuous slut]], it could be you and I catching straight. Quickly, what's your opinion on [[Boobs]]?{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:14, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::Ugh, don't be so stupid. Everyone knows being straight is genetic. {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">00:18 12 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::::That's right. Being straight is genetic, being gay is genetic, but being bi is just queer! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:32, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::No being queer is queer, being bi is a mental disorder. You should be locked up before you give everyone crabs. Fucking sluts. {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:48 12 October 2009</span></small>''
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::::::::There are a lot of very similar looking sigs on my talk page all of a sudden... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:58, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::::Actually, {{u|Methamphetamine!}} is openly bisexual, but he doesn't come on here that often. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 03:50, Oct 12</i></font></small>
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::::::::::Methy is? There you go, we obviously do need that register of everyone's sexual preference that we were discussing earlier. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:35, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::::::Yeah, there was a guy called Fag on here once. I only really spoke to him a few times before he left though. to ?pedia of the confounded places. {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">06:47 12 October 2009</span></small>''
   
==Award!==
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If anyone cares, the following users are known to like pregnancy erotica: [[User:Optimuschris|OptyC]] (maybe), [[User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user|Socky]], [[User:CheddarBBQ]], POTR, and [[User:Mnbvcxz|myself]]. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:27, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
   
{{Gold Urinal}}
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== Thanks for Vandalising? ==
   
You've earned it, well done! Now don't stop pissing! --{{User:Under_user/sig3}} <small><font color="navy"><i>10:30, Aug 2</i></font></small>
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Thanks for vandalising my user page--no wait, should I be thanking you for that? (Seriously, thanks). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 01:01, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
:Except - if you read my talk page you'd know this - he's found a job. And so can't be as focused on here anymore... (which is a euphamism for "thanks it's been fun") {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:32 2 August 2009</span></small>''
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:It's cool. Personally I don't really like templates, but at least they are neater.
::Yeah. He's pissed all over us and fucked off. I wish I knew who he really was so I could hunt him down and smack him upside the head. <!-- I'm not going completely! -->
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:On an unrelated note, I came across the Poo Lit competition today for the first time, and for the life of me I cannot think of anything to write. If only I hadn't gotten PEE on [[myface]]. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:51, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::I'm in the same boat. Can't think of anything to write about. Missed teh last one because of this horrible mind void too. {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:52 12 October 2009</span></small>''
   
==1990==
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== PLS ==
   
Ouh! I've gone ahead and reviewed [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/1990|1990]] for you. Nice job on escaping the freedom of unemployment by the way. I hope to be following in your foot steps soon. [[User:Sequence|Sequence]] 12:51, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
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Your article is supposed to remain in user space until after judging. You can fix this any way you want, but I'd suggest moving it back and adding the redirect (just the redirect) to QVFD with a note that the article's for PLS. I don't mean to be nosy or anything but I just happened to notice this and I don't want to see you (not you personally, you generally) disqualified. --[[User:Monika|monika]] 03:50, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:That sounds like it takes energy... ah well, if it gets disqualified on a technical note then it gets disqualified. I hate leaving stuff in my user space. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:12, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Yeah, but this one, like, has a chance, and those are, like, the rules. --[[User:Monika|monika]] 04:42, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:::And... well, if there was money riding on the outcome, then I'd stress, but in this situation I don't see why I would. I write what I write because I enjoy the writing. Outside of the Uncyclopedia community I doubt anyone will be too concerned, and within the community... people will see me as they always have whether I win or not. I've entered simply because it's a competition that I have written one article that fits into the criterion, and it encourages other's to write better as well. I'm all for improving the overall standard of writing and to keep this growing. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:46, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::::It's up to you, but I'm a little sadder than I was a second ago. Which is strange because I just took all my antipsychotics for the night so I should be happier than I was a second ago. (On a slightly different node now that I'm in weird confessional mode after having drugged up, it may seem like I ''am'' a prizewhore for only really writing articles during PLS - the real reason is I know I generally take a median five months to write an article unless there's a deadline.) Anyway, yeah, okay. Okay. Of course, the best solution would be to change the rules so at the very least we don't have to wait so long for results and stuff. --[[User:Monika|monika]] 04:54, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
   
== UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009 ==
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== Some Clarfication? ==
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/30-07-09}} It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! {{User:THEDUDEBOT/sig}} 02:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
== A bit late but.. ==
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When you said what you said near the end of that discussion on Mordillo's talk page, was that directed at me? Sorry if it seems like I'm not doing much with the article if it was, I'm just out of ideas of what to do.
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Also, I thought what I said counted pretty okay. D: -- [[User:Hanyouman|Hanyouman]] 04:25, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:I was directing it at no-one in particular. Just thinking that it was all a storm in a teacup. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:33, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Ah-ha, I see. I apologize for the misunderstanding then. Sorry to have bothered you or anything, I was just confused as to what was going on there. -- [[User:Hanyouman|Hanyouman]] 04:35, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
   
{{Golden Shower Award}}
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==More clarificationz==
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That thing you said on Modus's talk page, are you coming out of the closet again? --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 04:48, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:Am I in a closet? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:58, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::maybe. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 05:00, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Oh... what did I say on Modus' page? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:02, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::::"Not everyone dislikes it." In reference to that one [[:Category:Pregnancy Erotica|category]] --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 05:04, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:::::Oh ''that!'' I didn't even realise that there was a closet to come out of there. I like men and women as long as they're attractive. I don't really like midgets though. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:09, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::::::That issue is very [[Forum:Pregnancy|Serious Business]]. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 05:21, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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:::::::Hehehe... sonic is preggers. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:39, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::::::Puppy, you don't like toy breeds? Or you just don't like teacup bitches? {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 05:43, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::::Oh fuck you're not a preggo fucker are you? Bisexuality I can understand but ''that''? {{User:Orian57/sig3}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">06:11 12 October 2009</span></small>''
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:::::::::It seems like your kind is being outnumbered. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 14:21, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::::::I think I'd better clarify. I like erotica, and I like sex. I'm very choosy, but not about gender or if somebody is pregnant. I will turn and look at a yummy mummy as quickly as I would the coke delivery guy. (Who unfortunately in my office is my ugly female team leader - bleargh!) In short, I'm a slut with standards! (Put it on my tombstone. But I'm not into passive necrophilia!) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:21, 12/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
Thanks again - I'm starting to put some of your suggestions into practice. [[User:Calindreams|Calindreams]] 09:45, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
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== steal Bank Pee Review ==
   
==Hey...==
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I [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video (second time)|Pee Reviewed]] [[UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video]] based on [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=UnScripts:steal_Bank_Customer_Service_training_video&oldid=4146042 version 4146042 Revision as of 02:13, October 8, 2009]. I hope my review helps! (I'll probably try your template next time I do one of these). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:22, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
   
We're still cool, right? Methy didn't seem to happy about what I said on my talk page, just wanted to make sure I haven't gone too far and offended anybody. I was just kidding. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">16:13 7 August 2009</span></small>''
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== Please change your signature ==
:No offence intended or taken. Mnbvcxz seems to have a fairly interesting definition of sexual deviancy, but it takes a lot more than that to even begin to scratch the surface of offending me. I stopped talking only cause it was late local time and I've started work this week, so I've been fairly brain dead for the most of the week while in training. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:26, 7/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::Good good. You big New Zealander, you. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:29 7 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::Spoken like a true Cymraeg. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:32, 7/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::I'm not ''that'' Welsh. or at all welsh come to think of it. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:34 7 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::True, but there is a certain way that you can offend 95% of Australians. (The other 5% are New Zealanders in disguise.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:37, 7/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::Lol I was making a joke. :D {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:39 7 August 2009</span></small>''
 
   
== Cheerio ==
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I've been having a weird problem with this site for the last couple days. When I try to click on a link in a discussion page, the link keeps jumping away from my cursor, then I when I move the cursor, it jumps back. Sometimes I have to really work to click on a user link. Sometimes I can't get it to work at all, and have to type in their user name. I didn't know if it was a problem with the website, my computer, my connection, etc. But I just realized what it is--it's your signature. When I move my cursor over the area of a discussion, the longer version of your sig pops out (I guess this is some sort of a mouse over thing). Then when I try to move it again, the sig suddenly goes back to the short version. It's been irritating me, but I didn't know what it was until now. I don't imagine you intended this to be a problem (and I think someone else has a similar signature.) But could you fix it please? Thanks. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 05:22, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
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:Okay... of course this means that I just have to work on a more clever and offensive sig going forward. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:39, 13/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::You could wrap the thing in a div that's got a set width as large as it ever gets. This way, nothing outside the div changes, and since sigs go at ends of lines, nothing would look all that different. --[[User:Monika|monika]] 05:47, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Whatever one or both of you come up with to fix it would be very helpful to me, and likely to others who've been having the same problem. I caused a problem with an early version of my sig that someone said was code spewing, but I got help to fix it. Again, thanks! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 06:05, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
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::::Wrapping it in a div is a really good idea, but the other thing I would like to know is what does it actually appear like on your monitor, Why? My concern is that there is a lot there that is class="sigexpand" and if it's all expanding at once that would be fairly ugly. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 06:14, 13/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::Well, you've fixed it, so I'm going on memory. The main thing I remember is when it expanded, the line would jump (that happens with others too, where the expanded version continues to another line). But with yours as soon as I moved the cursor a little, it would contract again. I think maybe it did expand all at once, but I don't remember for sure. What were we talking about again? {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 00:22, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::It's okay. I tried wrapping it in a div and that didn't work as it meant that the sig had a line break before and after, which effectively meant that it took up two lines. I am still working on it. Just not at the moment. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:30, 14/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
{{User:MacMania/Cheerio}}
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==UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!"==
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By way of warning, don't mess with me; I'm an admin and UnNews Editor. It's not all bad, though... I loved the article.
   
Thank you for voting. {{User:MacMania/sig}} 16:15, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
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When you had MO move the article, it caused a broken link to the Main UnNews page. You see, this article was featured as the lead article, and when it was moved, it appeared as if the article no longer existed ie. a broken link on the main page. I've moved it back to its proper place, and locked it.
   
== Thanks for Nominating me Noob of the Month ==
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I know why you moved it, but you must consider that the article does not belong to ''you'' in any way, and the creation and attachment of my audio was a separate file you've indirectly fucked with. Let me know if you'd like to do an audio for this article, and I'll listen to it and we'll go from there.
   
Thanks last month's Noob of the Month for nominating me [[Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month|Noob of the Month]]! At least for six hours and six minutes. I see it was removed because they discovered I snuck in here one day shortly before finals, then came back posting like a mad girl a month and a half later after I moved and went on summer vacation. I know, that technically disqualifies me, doesn't it? ('''Insert Appropriate Profanity Here'''). But thanks a brunch! [[User:Miley Spears|Miley Spears]] 21:40, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
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Realise the fact that ''"No, I don't normally sound like this. I have a cold, and an edumacation. I speak English goodly."'' is not a good reason for your actions.
:Ur welcome. I was thinking I'd seen sweet Fanny Adams of your posts and then all of a sudden it was like being in a torrential downpour - but in a good way. I'm still not changing my stance on Miley Cyrus though! Unless she starts to wriggle. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:29, 7/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
:: :0 that doesn't mean what I think it does. Right? {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:33 7 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::: I think I just came up with a quadruple entendre without entending. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:38, 7/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
:::: Care to explain yourself? {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:41 7 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::::: I'm not a Miley Cyrus fan. On a side note, I'm creating a listing of the worst songs ever in a social networking site that I happen to be a part of (with a slightly more professional name) and "Achy Breaky Heart" turned up the other day. Although I still don;t think it's quite as bad as "To all the girls I've loved before" by Willie Nelson and Julio Inglesias, or however his name is spelt. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:50, 7/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
:::::: Not everybody can be a fan. Some people don't have taste. :D I think she's a lot more talented that the silly material she does. I think she'll be like Madonna, really respected after she stops being worshiped by preteens and young teens. [[User:Miley Spears|Miley Spears]] 00:25, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
 
::::::: I don't think that she's as Disney as the normal Disney formulaic stuff like this, but she's still Disney, and she's still the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. And I remember 1982 - Madonna stopped being considered the next pop queen and started to be considered as a true artist... about three seconds after she appeared in a playboy centrefold. (And I hate to be judgemental, but it was not the best photo shoot that a young woman could have hoped for.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:30, 8/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::::Hmm, well there's a small part of me that bought and rather enjoyed her album. But you're right she is awful. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">00:59 8 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::::My youngest son is just the right age to be getting the tail end of the Miley Cyrus adoration, which means I've been made to watch too much of it. I'll admit that it's more watchable than "That's so Raven..." {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:01, 8/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::::::It's good that you're that accepting. When I came out my dad cried. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:15 8 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::::::I am so hoping that one of the three boys comes out of the closet soon just for the mind fuck that it would do to all the grandparents. The youngest one also recently completed the "which female grease character are you" on Facebook, so I have high hopes there. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:21, 8/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::::::::Actually the more older brothers a guy has the more likely they are to be gay. provinding they all came from the same mother. I could explain this theory in greater detail if you wish, but I can't be arsed right at this minute. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:27 8 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::::::::Really? Most of the guys that I've ever... dated, for want of a better word, have been younger brothers, or only children. But that might just be my type. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:37, 8/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::::::::::If you got to know them that well I'd say it was dating. Also I said older brother but the previous number of pregnancies that would have turned out to be boys is really what I mean. But yeah, it's still just the best idea they've got, and from what I've read it does seem to need more research. Not that it really matters and I have this terrifying idea that if they do figure it out they'll work on a cure... {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">01:47 8 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::::::::::Well, monogamy means that I'm cured by default. Damn it! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:59, 8/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::::::::::::Well, no it doesn't but, you know what I mean? It's easier for you Bi's anyway - but image the possibility of a cure. The religious fundies would be all over it like a rash (indeed they already are and it doesn't exist yet), so you'd have people that are born into that world "having" to take it. Pretty soon that social pressure would escape into the rest of society and it'd bassically put the attitudes back to square one. Making being gay difficult again. Not only would a cure be unethical for that reason it'd also be detrimental to society. for reasons I'm too tierd to explain and I want to go to bed now and I'm really not sure how this turned into an ethical discussion in the first place. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">02:15 8 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::::::::::Don't know how we got there either. And no, I was being tongue in cheek when I said cured by default - I know who I turn to watch when they go past... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:22, 8/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::::::::::::Of course you were, but it was late [[Insomnia|and I was very tierd]] (I haven't linked to that in a while). {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">13:49 8 August 2009</span></small>''
 
   
==Your Pee Review Awaits You, Sir==
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Cheers! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 17:11, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
{{User:Siddhartha-Wolf/sig}} 22:43, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
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Here's my welcoming drivel
   
::Hi POTR, thought I might as well take a wander over here. Your changes so far have made a huge difference, the formatting particularly. Still not completely convinced about "phallus", it is more jocular though, so it seems humour wins over frustration in the end. I'd keep playing with that last paragraph if I were you, see if anything else comes. Thank you for changing the title too, that makes a big difference, I think we have a possible feature-worthy here (obviously after a Pee from a different person first). My last suggestion would be to change the "whoops" link to something more obviously comical that sums up the whole article like "self-indulgence" or "pretentious" or "vacuous". Except none of those, they're not quite right, I'm sure we'll think of something.=={{User:Siddhartha-Wolf/sig}} 00:58, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
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{{user:zim ulator/welcome to UnNews}}
:::Actually the "Whoops" was because I wanted to keep this separate from the postmodern page, and the whole redlink "Postmodern doesn't exist" thing was a pun I couldn't pass up. As it's changed to a guide I might remove this all together - it would work for an article on postmodern art, but not as part of a guide (because ostensibly this is something that would be printed and carried when looking at the exhibit.) I'm going to be going over this for a while before I get happy with the title of the last piece. I'm also trying to think of another word for "pretentious" that would fit in there, as part of the issue is that the title of it still needs to "flow". I originally had "twat" in there, which I'm half tempted to go back to, so I might do that in the end. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:05, 9/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::Very interesting that you chose twat POTR, since that was what I was considering using too. It has a funny-yet-aggressive tone. Well, I'm glad you're concentrating on perfecting this as much as possible, I guess I'll just leave you to it then :) --{{User:Siddhartha-Wolf/sig}} 09:46, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
 
:::::Hahaa, just popped by to say "mental midget" is very funny but it might still be not quite right --{{User:Siddhartha-Wolf/sig}} 09:49, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
==Thanks a-million==
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== your sig ==
For the good advice. Which will follow to a T from now on. I have written many pages, you can see if any are good on my user page. "Much appreciated, the help, it is!" (Yoda)--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 11:14, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
==Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition==
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is nice and all, but doesn't have a timestamp. you may want to double check that unless you've recently fixed that issue. {{ User:Teh_pwnerator/sig }} <small><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Serif';font-variant: small-caps;font-size: 10px"><b>18:13, Oct 13 </b></span></small>
Yes, sure I can find a place for that one - thanks for bringing it to my attention. I'll make a couple of corrections to the grammar (mostly just because I'm a pedantic bastard) and add it to the list. :-) {{User:RabbiTechno/sig}} 12:34, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
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:My sig was leaking code, which somehow buggered up the sigexpand on the timestamp. It was there but not expanding. fixed now. Thanks for pointing it out. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 22:48, 13/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
:Feel free - just one request. Please try to avoid losing the Australian English. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 12:41, 9/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::Australians speak English...? ;-) {{User:RabbiTechno/sig}} 12:44, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
==Congratulations==
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== UnNews and on why reverend zim_ulator is a dick ==
I was not sure what you were up to with your user page, so I will put this here:
 
   
{{FH|Article=Six Hats}}
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Please ignore the dickish parts of my message about the move of your hilarious Ozzie article. Assumptions made on my part were proven unsupportable. I can add your audio as an alternative selection on the articles and main UnNews pages; I've done that before when there was more than one acceptable version, seems only fair. I must say, I hope you'll continue to contribute to UnNews with stuff in the same vein, or perhaps an artery Praise be unto you! Cheers {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 18:23, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
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:It's all cool. I haven't looked at it yet today (Different time zone and I just woke) but I had left yours hidden and had my version of the audio up there. I definitely want both versions of the audio up there. To everyone outside of Australia there is a need to hear it in an Ocker accent. Anyone in Australia has to hear it in an un-Ocker accent. And with the editorial. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 22:44, 13/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Cool! I think I like being an Ocker. I agree we Merikans are just a bit uncultured. Hm... maybe I'll use the pseudonym ''"Dick Ocker"'' on UnRadio. Cheers! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 15:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
   
Nice one. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>03:58, Aug 10</small></small>
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== Is this a problem ==
:Congrats (: {{User:Zheliel/sigz9}}/[[Singapore|Singapore IS 44]]12:31 August 10
 
   
== UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!! ==
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Syndrome and I were working on Archery (actually, Syndrome was working on it; I had given up) when it unexpectedly got nommed for [[VFH]]. We made a [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Archery&diff=4156964&oldid=4151264 few small fixes] to it after it was nommed, and hope that didn't cause a problem. What do you think? I thought I'd ask a non-admin first, although of course one of those admin types is liable to come sneaking by. They often do. Oh, and, er, by the way, did I mention [[Sun Bee]] is also nominated for [[VFH]]? Not that I'm vote whoring or anything. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 05:45, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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:It's one of the vagaries of being part of this community is that there are a shite load of policies, and only about three of them written down. The main issue is that you don't change the overall content or makes significant changes. What you've done is minor, minor stuff - a couple of links added, a few words changed in order, general proof-reading. I'm not an admin, but you'd have to get an admin with an axe to grind to have any fall out from this. And I used to have something saying this was a welcome whore zone... I haven't voted for either [[sun bee]] or [[archery]] as I've been focused on getting my next article up and running, and it's a bit of a technical nightmare. However <span style="font-size:500%; line-height: 100%;">feel free to vote for [[Lateral Thinking]] or for [[WOTM]]</span> at any stage. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:56, 14/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Hmm, did you just give me a subtle hint? (Actually, on WOTM I'm waiting to vote as it would be nice if there was another nominee, although I certainly think you deserve it). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 06:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Well, I am of the opinion that I am the best nominee this month {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 06:09, 14/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::On Lateral Thinking I see several misspellings and grammatical errors that I suspect aren't intentional. But I don't want to make several edits to someone's else's VFH without permission, even if minor, especially as some of the errors in there are apparently intentional. Would you mind if I copied this to [[User:Why do I need to provide this?/Lateral Thinking]] or to [[User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Lateral Thinking]] and made the edits there? Then you could see if you wanted it that way on mainspace. Let me know! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 06:11, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Up to you, but I'd suggest just make the amendments on the mainspace and I'll come back and veto them once you're done. (I should really start proofreading my own work before I put it up for VFH.) It's less hassle that way. (Oh, and keep in mind I do use Australian English, which is not quite UK English but closer than US English.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 06:17, 14/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::::As Australia is called (in America) "the land down under," does that mean you write everything upside down? Seriously, I'd prefer to do it in user space--I've made a very obvious and very minor fix or two to a VFH, but if I make several fixes and you revert them, it will likely make me look like a bad guy. I'll check it within the next 24 hours (probably sooner). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 06:27, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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::::Your first sentence has an unneeded comma, but when I fixed it I realized I'm not sure what you want your first sentence to say. Lateral thinking is a method of creating problems? But that doesn't fit the "by not being able to see" part. I'll work on the rest of it in the meantime (after I stop messing around with the girl I just met in some bar). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 22:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
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::::I've gone through it. After I hear what you want with the first sentence, I'll "finalize" it (on [[User:Why do I need to provide this?/Lateral Thinking]] anyway). Also I hope this doesn't come across wrong (like I'm on some kind of power trip) because I really like your writing. But with the fixes, I will vote for it for VFH because I think it deserves it. But I wouldn't feel comfortable voting for it to be on the front page with all those errors. Just call me Mr. Nitpicky and I won't deny it. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 00:19, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
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:::::I saw your summary on the page. I hope you're doing OK. I'll do one more quick run through, then post a note here when I'm done. If you like it, feel free to copy it to [[Lateral Thinking|mainspace]], or I can do it if you want me to (note that I did a nowiki on the VFH and categories, so that will have to be taken off). And by the way, I had signed up for the proofreading service, and realized I could get credit for doing this which is why I added the tag. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 01:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
   
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/06-08-09}}
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:::::All right, I are done did fixxing speeling and what is to fixed the grammar. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:20, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::I is happy with it - and it displays the blindness that I have to my own work that I missed so many of those issues. I'm eating now, as well, so thanks for the kind thoughts. Feel free to put back into mainspace. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:24, 15/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::Eat away, Uncle Puppy! I'm moving it to mainspace now and then voting for it. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:29, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
   
Hand delivered by {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 22:01, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
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==First meet with Your==
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Hello i'm DarkABC is your first meet to Me.if you answer to me talk to my talk Page.
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{{User:DarkABC}} 9:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
   
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==UnSignpost Sometime October 2009==
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/08-10-09}}
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{{User:MrN9001/sig}} <small><small>01:24, Oct 16</small></small>
   
== I notice you've been "messin' up" a bit on VFH ==
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==Upload Image==
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How to Check Image and Upload Sucess I try but Upload not work.
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{{User:DarkABC}} 11:36 Oct 16 2009 (UTC)
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:Sorry, your English is fairly fractured. What? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:01, 16/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Firstly, once you've posted and someone has responded, don't change it. You make me look stupid which pisses me off. Secondly, I don't know how much more help I can be. There's some more info [[Wikipedia:Uploading images|over here]] but it's not as user friendly as what I've already given you. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 07:05, 16/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
Whether you've been failing to sign your votes, breaking numbering, not numbering at all, or anything else like that, I'm here to give you a warning and some '''[[UN:FV|recommended reading]]'''. Really recommended. Read that and please learn how to do things right from now on. Thank you. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:25, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
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== UnNews audio ==
:Where? Timestamp is attached to my sig (although as class=sighidden) and I actually went through and fixed a couple of broken numberings last night. Where did I break them? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:47, 11/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::Nevermind - I found the boo-boo... Although in my own defence, please check out what was happening with the numbering before that... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:56, 11/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
   
==Apologies==
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Please do a couple of more UnNews audios so I can nom you for [[Uncyclopedia:Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation|this]]. Cheers! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 19:58, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Think I might have messed about with a joke you had in the Post-Modernist gallery article. I assume that the link is ''supposed'' to be red, right? --{{User:Siddhartha-Wolf/sig}} 14:10, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
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:There is an abundance of nominees, isn't there? I'll see how I go, but unfortunately I'm limited with my recording equipment as you know. (In short, this was recorded with my mobile, then e-mailed to me, downloaded onto a computer with no working sound card, converted from .wav to .mp3, copied to the memory stick, plugged into my dvd player with usb capability, and then played back through decent stereo so I could hear it properly. So if I don't get it right the first take, then it's a bastard to fix it.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:21, 16/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
:Yeah - stupid pun, but the whole idea is that it's supposed to link to something that "isn't there" even though it clearly is. Very subtle and 99.9% of people won't get it unless they understand how much I hate red links, and post-modern philospohy... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:58, 12/08/2009</span></span></small>
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::My policy is to do them in one take, whatever happens. As for quality: you've listened to my dreadful work... what more is there to say? I appreciate your efforts, and I will forgive you if you try and write some more UnNews. Cheers! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 21:44, October 18, 2009 (UTC)
::Yeah, I'm much the same, I can't stand red links either, it just took me a while to work out why your red link had all this weird code around it ;) --{{User:Siddhartha-Wolf/sig}} 21:07, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Dead Dick]]==
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== I C WAT U DID THAR WITH UR SIG ==
Hey, bro! from experience in the army I think this is funny. But I don't want to gross anyone out. What you you think - if you have a chance to look and let me know. Much appreciated--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 15:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 
:Half read it but couldn't get into it. If you want a review, then put in into the PEE queue, but I'd suggest read [[HTBFANJS]] first. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:51, 15/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
   
*Thanks!!! That's what I'll do after careful rewrite. I just finished [[HTBSANJF]] and think it's a great guide.--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 19:40, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
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Vary vary clevar. {{User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Where the Wild Sigs Are}} 20:02, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
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:I am pleased to have your blessing, King Max. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:18, 16/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
== Pixar ==
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==Upload for some Article==
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can you upload [[File:Siam Sithflag.png]],[[File:Map of SiamSith.jpg]],[[File:coat arm of Siam Sith.png]] for me after upload add image article name Siam Sith Empire.if you want upload file and talk to me thank you.
   
{{Golden Shower Award}}
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{{User:DarkABC}} 12:25PM Oct 17 2009 (UTC)
Why not?
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:Okay, I don't see how I am supposed to upload images that I don't have access to, so, what I will get you to do is this -
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:# upload one file to flickr or some other file sharing site.
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:# Post the address of the file here - the full url.
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:# Give me all the details that you want attached to the file.
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:What I will then do is -
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:# Upload the file, taking screenshots of every step along the way
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:# Put these together in some format - don't ask me what yet.
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:After you see the full process, from the point where I grab your file, to the point where I upload it, this will be the '''full extent''' of the help I will give. Beyond that I cannot hold your hand on this any further. Given that you are asking for my time in the middle of PLS, and my time is extremely valuable to me, this is being more than fair.
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:If anyone else reading feels I should do more, please feel free to volunteer to do it in my place. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 12:52, 17/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
I'll be starting revision work on [[Pixar]] soon, although right now I'm juggling that with my version of [[User:MacMania/2001: A Space Odyssey|2001: A Space Odyssey]] (which, once again, will probably have to go into an alt namespace) and [[User:MacMania/Cartoon physics]] (for once, an encyclopaedic tone). First things first, though:
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== UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video Half-assed Followup Pee Review ==
   
*Yeah, I moved it to [[UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians]]. I'll go from there.
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I done did comments on your latest version, and stuck them under my [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video (second time)|previous review]]. Hope it helps. Also your new signature '''How<small>?</small>?<small>?</small>''' is so totally cool. [[User:Why do I need to provide this?|<font color=black>'''Why<small>?</small>?<small>?</small>''']]</font> 18:48, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
*Could you clarify what you mean by an "I'm a little bit country/I'm a little bit rock-and-roll" moment?
 
*And how's this? I have a feeling that something's wrong with the potato gag at the end...
 
[[Image:Pixar.gif|centre]]
 
{{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>21:12 13 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
 
:I wonder why, but resizing this GIF seems to cause strange things to happen. Oh well. Revisions are in progress anyway (unless my browser crashes again). {{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>21:32 13 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
 
::Improved marginally with regards to opening, Act 2, picture captions; I've also put in a small appendix. Let me know what you think so far. {{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>02:31 14 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
 
:::You're right... damned odd...
 
[[Image:Pixar.gif|200px|blah blah blah]] [[Image:temp.gif|200px|blah blah blah]]
 
::#As for the potato gag, the light is fading before it hits, whereas my envisioning was that the light shatters when the potato hits it. I agree it's really close.
 
::#Intro is much better - I can actually picture that in my head as a Woody/Buzz type of thing. Works really wwell
 
::#What do you feel about the "Create your own movie" section?
 
::#The final cars reference is fantastic... exactly what I had in mind, but done by a better writer.
 
::#And the "Little bit country/little bit rock n roll" is stolen from a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_a_Little_Bit_Country South Park episode]. It's when the two conflicting sides, the redneck warmongers and the white jumpsuit wearing objectors, come together at the end of the episode where they realise that although they are polar opposites in some ways they work together well.
 
::::Skeeter: Hey, I'm a little bit county.
 
::::Randy: And I'm little bit rock n' roll, ah
 
::::Skeeter: I'll be the muscle of America
 
::::Randy: And me, I'll be the caring soul
 
::::Both: When you pust us together you get a nation with one goal. To thrive and prosper, with a little country and rock and roll.
 
:::{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 07:11, 14/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::Ah, I see.
 
::::*I think I'll think about the "create your own" section for a bit, and either delete it entirely or expand it entirely.
 
::::*GIF should be fixed with regards to brightness. I was trying to have the effect that the potato was blocking out the light, but on retrospect, optics doesn't work that way. Perhaps this should be better. Still no idea on what messes the resize up, though. Might have something to do with the way my version of Photoshop (CS3 Extended) handles GIF compression and other geeky stuff. Apparently the Extended version gives you both extended functionality and extended bugginess.
 
::::*Something just entered my mind, so if you don't mind I'll just jot it down here: Woody's a little bit country, Buzz's a little bit astronaut.
 
::::*That South Park excerpt is hilarious.
 
:::::{{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>22:48 14 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
 
::::::Much better gif work... my own image manipulation options are fairly [[Sparta|Spartan]] - just stuff that will run on my ten year old computer - so I can't offer any help to fix that resize issue. But given that we're looking full size, I wouldn't call it an issues for you, just for whoever else wants to use it after. Maybe someone in Radical X's corner can offer a fix? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:42, 15/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
:::::::I've just been playing a bit with this, and I don't think the issue is the image - I think it's wiki re-size issue. I saved a copy of Pixar,gif to my pc, and created this html.
 
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Also I've been subtle in a review or two before, so this time I will not be subtle. <big>'''DAMNIT LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THE DAMN THING SO I CAN NOMINATE FOR VFH DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''</big> I hope that wasn't too subtle for you. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 19:16, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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Also Also I intend to link the word [[homeless]] to [[HowTo:Be Homeless in America]] as soon as my user space article is moved to main space by The Committee. Unless you object. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 21:36, October 19, 2009 (UTC)
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:No objections on the latter, and I'll make those last few changes now. I'm not 100% if I want to start with mean Greg and flick back to "nice" Greg. I'll work on it. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:53, 20/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::On second thought, the article may flow smoother with Greg being "nice" until the ending--that might actually make Greg's sarcasm at the end less expected. I still like the idea about "no, that's not how it's done" (however you worded it). Maybe you could use that for a different article. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:16, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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:You shouldn't yell at your Uncle Puppy, Whyner. Mommy might have to spank you! {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 02:03, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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::I was the one yelled at. Can I get a spanking to? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:08, 20/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::Miley has to spank me first! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:13, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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::::But I won't take long. I've already finished [[UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video|my script]]! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:17, 20/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::Wait; I was forgetting which dimension I'm in. Actually, the way it's written now Greg sounds mean at the beginning. I'd prefer getting the same info across, but more subtly:
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:::::"Greg: (also bright and chirpy) Of course, please, make yourself comfortable. Not on this side, where sits my high backed, comfortable chair with the built in massager and the leather finish. Over there, on that nice plastic chair with the metal armrests [note at bottom--The ex high school surplus hard plastic chair with the cold metal armrests and that horrible pokey bit in your back that you'll only realise that is there once half of your body is painfully paralysed.] My name is Greg...."
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:::::You can change it if you like, but of course that's up to you. (And I don't think that would be a major enough edit to be a problem even if it was after being nommed for VFH).
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:::::I like the way you made Greg's photo match Candy's (bust shot of each--no, I don't mean boobs, I mean head and shoulders).
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:::::I'm nomming for VFH as soon as I do the link I talked about and fix one of my editing suggestions (I forgot to mention a comma; sorry about that). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:38, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::I did wonder about the plastic chair bit. I was half tempted to go the footnote on that as well. Given that you are leaning the same way... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:42, 20/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::Also I didn't think of this before but it could use more links (again, you can add these after VFH I'm sure). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:44, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::That's why I didn't footnoe the plastic chair bit - the footnotes as they are have this nice official ring to it all, adding that in there spoiled the flow slightly. And as for the extra links, I know that there is room for more. They can be added later though - in fact I'd rather leave is as much a blank canvas as possibe for people to link-up as they see fit. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 02:46, 20/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::::::I see your point about the footnotes. Maybe if the plastic chair bit were written a bit more subtly. I think that having Greg obviously mean at the beginning takes away from your strong, mean ending Greg, which I like. Maybe something like:
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:::::::"Greg: (also bright and chirpy) Of course, please, make yourself comfortable. Not on this side, where sits my high backed, comfortable chair with the built-in massager and the leather finish. Over there, on that nice colorful plastic chair with the refreshingly cold metal armrests and the extra support for your spine that you can be assured will not cause half of your body to become painfully paralysed. My name is Greg...."
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:::::::Let me know on my talk page when you're ready, and I'll nom it! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:58, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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It's been nommed! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 03:18, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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== Thanks for the Lateral Thinking thanks, but... ==
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...your code is spewing. It's covering up the bottom of my page and I can't read those helpful copyright notices and those wonderful ads at the bottom (we can't offend our sponsors, can we?) Congrats on winning! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:06, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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== Puppy's bee says ==
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{{User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks}}
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{{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 05:36, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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== Your new sigmund ==
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What's the image of? It looks vaguely... ''Satanic''. {{User:Necropaxx/sigwhy}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Wednesday, 00:56, Oct 21 2009</i></font></small>
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This is the way the sig should have looked except that imagemaps don't display inline - unless someone here know something that I don't - so I've settled for a click inline at the moment, and will probably split this into two different images so I can have user page and talk linked. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 01:50, 21/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:The way it is above is the way I saw it, only much smaller. It's my favorite of Puppy's sigs (other than when he's imitating me, of course). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:42, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
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::Oh, OK. Whoa! That is a huge mass of code. Where's the bestiality link? {{User:Necropaxx/sigwhy}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Wednesday, 04:12, Oct 21 2009</i></font></small>
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:::Found it. You're a <s>sick</s> thorough person, you know that? {{User:Necropaxx/sigwhy}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Wednesday, 04:13, Oct 21 2009</i></font></small>
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::::It was done mainly to see if I could do it. And thank you. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:14, 21/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::Big mass of code? Ha! Back in my day, we did all our programming with 0's and 1's. 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0--see that? That's binary for 666! Ha, bet you didn't know that, you young whipper snappers. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:32, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
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:::::::Now the image expanded and shrunk with no issues at all - even seemed to run a little smoother in the large version when run from a locally held file. I then grabbed the image and threw it into an OOOOOLD gif animator that I have, and recreated the file. I played a little with the lengths of frames - getting rid of the 5 blank frames at the start and merging them into one that ran for 0.35s - and tried that on home PC - worked like a dream. I then uploaded that to here and tried to run it. Full size the image worked, smaller it didn't even load, let alone run. Workaround - We can re-do the original image as a smaller image if it is needed - rather than being 500px we reduce it to 200px width - but I wonder if we're working at this simply because it seems to be buggy, rather than it actually negatively impacting on your article. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 07:02, 16/08/2009</span></span></small>
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[[Image:Number_bases.GIF|right]]
::::::::Yeah, this is just me being obsessive about the bug. The image on the article as it is right now doesn't seem to cause any problems. On the other hand, the way images are being resized seems sluggish and problematic anyway. Ex. when I upload a new version of an image, like Pixar.gif or CPhys2.png (that's for [[User:MacMania/Cartoon physics]], at which you're certainly welcome to take a look, although it's only about half-finished), the resized versions that I've previously used don't seem to update very quickly. Ah well.
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Bugger me, he's right. Oh well, for your efforts, here's an image of me showing you the number four in binary. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 04:41, 21/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
::::::::Your idea is brilliantly simple, though. Those are the kind of ideas that I'll never be able to think of, because I tend to have a Heath Robinson/[[Rube Goldberg]] type of mind. {{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>02:50 17 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
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:You know, I was just going to make a joke about that not being the number four until I realized you're right! And it works out whether you start with the pinky or the thumb. I literally lol'ed. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:47, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
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::From now on, you'll know what I mean when I write 0 0 1. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:48, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
   
== Problem ==
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== Thank you ==
   
You seem to be pretty good at wiki formatting. How do I do one of those little black rectangles, as if I've edited out a word? - I'm sure you know the ones I mean but I can't find one to copy, [[User:Sog1970/ Gotham City Tourist Information]] really needs one. --[[User:Sog1970|Sog1970]] 21:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
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<div style="float: left; border:solid black 3px; margin: 1px;">
:{{C|You use the <nowiki>{{C}}</nowiki> template.}} {{User:Boomer/sig/2}} 02:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
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{| cellspacing="5" style="width: 350px; background: Azure"
::Gah, Boomer beat me to it. Yes, like <nowiki>{{C|Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle Yickety-Doo Yickety-Dah Ping Pong Lippy Tappy Too Tah}}</nowiki>, which shows up as {{C|Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle Yickety-Doo Yickety-Dah Ping Pong Lippy Tappy Too Tah}}. Alternatively, if you need just black rectangles that don't reveal any text when you hover over them, as in [[█████ ██████]], you can copy this: ██████████
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::Sorry for the obnoxiousness, everyone. {{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>02:40 14 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
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| [http://wikus.co.za Wikus van der Merwe] thanks you for voting for [[User:BlueSpiritGuy|BlueSpiritGuy]] as [[NotM]]. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.
:::{{C|It's quite alright, it's not like this is the talk page of anybody that ''matters''.}} {{User:Boomer/sig/2}} 02:44, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
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<small> Don't know Wikus? Go watch [[Wikipedia:District 9|District 9]] loser</small>
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--[[User:BlueSpiritGuy|BlueSpiritGuy]] 18:07, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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==UnSignpost <s>22nd</s> 23rd October 2009==
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/22-10-09}}
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{{User:MrN9001/sig}} <small><small>18:16, Oct 23</small></small>
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==Same here==
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Yea. me 2. Anyway, do u think u can help me with the [[ExOps]] page and make it into a "Mini-site", like [[Uncyclopedia Health Service]]? I'll pay you 50 cookies. Thnx. [[User:Thomasfan666]]
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:Bloody Hellfire! It is a fairly significant ask, and I can't even begin to envisage how you would do that. I don't know. Give me a better idea of how you want it set out, and I might be able to help, but that is a huge task. And given I've already done [[myface|this]], [[Baby Boomers|the test section in this]], [[APL|the MSN section in this]] and [[User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Microsoft Knowledge Base|this]], I know how much work these sorts of things take. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 07:07, 24/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
   
I feel so loved... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 03:21, 14/08/2009</span></span></small>
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==Idea==
:<span style="color: red">♥</span> {{User:Boomer/sig/2}} 03:26, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
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I understand what u mean, and i know its a fairly signifigant task, but i want/need it to look as realistic as posible. Even though [[ExOps]] is a direct parody of Executive Outcomes, you could make it similar to http://www.dyn-intl.com/, and have such sections as "Employees", "What we do", "Fill-out job request (Where do you want bombs to be dropped,etc" and so fourth. [[User:Thomasfan666]]
::Faggots. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">22:51 14 August 2009</span></small>''
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PS. remember the original "Mignight Club" game? they had a good soundtrack...
:::Oh, I guess we'll stop the camera running then... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:43, 15/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
==Vitilgo==
 
   
I had posted a message on that article's page but got a croak from TKF indicating I was doing something wrong. I was going to ask if the had article had been substantially changed since it failed the VFH . It still looked the same to me and I was keen to see it go round again for another vote sometime soon (though I think there is a gap of three months before you can do this). --{{User:Romartus/sig}}. 15:34, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
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== You're my kinda dog ==
:There was some changes during VFH, but not enough to tip it over. I'm sitting on it at the moment to be honest as I had a couple of other things (about 15) in the meantime and waiting for that inspirational flash to hit me on this. Feel free to play with it if you like - I do these for the enjoyment people get out of them, if you can increase the enjoyment, then that's fine by me. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 21:00, 16/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::Oh, and I read somewhere a couple of weeks until it can be re-nommed, but I'd get clarification on that first... probably from TKF {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 21:05, 16/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
   
==Thanks!==
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That's cool what you did, checking out the details of Spike's Fortran article because you thought it shouldn't have been disqualified. I salute you! (I'd give you a dog bisquit, but is there a template for that?) {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:46, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
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:I'm establishing a power base as part of the lead up to my coup d'état. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 06:09, 24/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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::Is that so? I'll be placing you under house arrest. As soon as I shake off last night's hang over. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 10:06, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Can I be in your coup de thingie? I want Mordillo to get all authoritarian with me too! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:09 24 October 2009</span></small>''
   
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:::Am I getting house arrest too? If so, do I get to choose the [[Whore|type of house]]? {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 18:13, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
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::::I think you just get kept in [[Orphanage|your own house]]. :| {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">18:55 24 October 2009</span></small>''
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'''<b><big>FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN</big></b>'''|
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== A Little Assisstance ==
''Thank you for making my [[Pious Christians Against Shellfish|article]] a feature''
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Forgive me if this is the wrong place to put this, but I would like to ask how to post a picture.[[User:Cthulu95|Cthulu95]] 20:38, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
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:Sign your posts first and foremost with the tildes <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">20:33 24 October 2009</span></small>''
''It's about fucking time.''
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:As for pictures. use code similar to this:
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[[File:Orian57SP2.jpg|200px|right|thumb|And it comes out like this.]]
''[[User:Guildensternenstein|Thanks]]''
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:the first part is the file, use the exact header from the image you want to use. then size, 200-300px is about standard, although if it's still comming out small feel free to use bigger numbers (I think that has to do with wither or not it's a JPEG or something). then location, left and center (has to be american spelling by the way, much to my constant agony). Then if you want a caption you must put thumb then a pipe (|) and then the content of desired caption. Hope I've helped. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">20:33 24 October 2009</span></small>''
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::What he said. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:13, 25/10/2009</span></span></small></small>
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:::We can post pics just like that? Damn. Here I thought we first had to appease one of the elder gods by sacrificing a soul. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 16:56, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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==PLS Scoring==
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I'll be sure to let you know when I put the comments up. Unfortunately, I'm fairly busy in life right now n shit so it might be a while. Your article was very well-written and I'm going to nominate it to the VFH. Tough competition this year I must say, but good job. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}}<small><font color="#2B547E">01:37</font><font color="#387C44"> Oct 25 </font><font color="#2B547E"> 2009</font></small>
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:Congrats, Puppy! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 00:55, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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==Al Pacino==
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[[The Al Pacino Academy of Shouting]]
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[[UnScripts:You Don't Know Me, Motherfucker]]
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Moved the script to its own page, and hopefully reduced most of the racism. Hope you like the changes. Did the same with the Christian Bale article as well.
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== Thanks for your vote! ==
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{{User:Andorin Kato/ty2}}
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--{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 17:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
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==Quality Control you VFH before using it for QC==
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::Hi there, HMV. Thanks for the info. You have some nice guys, some flaming ass holes, and some envious whackos = say, 20 ?? Man, thats sounds more like a tiny nut house than democracy. I have twice that many employees.
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::One solution is people should state-admit their bias, and be not allowed to vote in those categories. The guy who always votes against your handle is doing just that. And he/she is just an crazy ass-hole who is envious of your good work - you should have some way to accuse him!!!
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::Somehow you must have QUALITY CONTROL IN YOUR GROUP, RATHER THAN BY THE GROUP. Otherwise a lot of people, with much less patience than me, will say, "FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA" after a couple bad experiences, and your tiny group will never grow. At is kind of a RUDE EXPERIENCE. Don't burn people out. Aren't you supposed to be an attractive web site, and not a repulsive one? Personally, getting a feature is NOT going to pay for my goddamn rent.--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 09:07, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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:What's with the double indenting? {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">12:15 26 October 2009</span></small>''
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::Also I disagree, as much as I hate against votes with skimpy reasons or that guy who invaribly votes against my "gay" stuff. Everyone is entitled to vote how they please. other wise it doesn't work. Or worse requires admins to do further work. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">12:15 26 October 2009</span></small>''
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::So why do the Courts have Jury Duty screening? To weed out the ass holes with bias. VFH should have some standards. There was one article I put, Jack Bauer Facts, and in spite of it being a good article on the genre of Bauer Jokes, which are loved by millions, this one-single person hated the genre (nothing to do with the article), and on THAT FUCKING BASIS they wanted it deleted. Like, if you don't like AC/DC therefore no one can hear them!?? Fortunately this person was fair and open-minded and agreed that their personal bias should not deprive millions of their favorite humor. And so it's OK, I guess, or at least until some jerk tries to delete it again for the same reason. So consider Courtroom "Jury Duty" guidelines, and try to employ those to make VFH unbiased.--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 12:51, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Err, funnyboy, you need to chill out a bit here. First of all, we're not going to bury VFH with further red tape than it already has. We all need to live with the current system that is based on the sad fact that humor is in the eye of the beholder. So, while you might think your articles are excellent, others might have other opinions (off topic: I don't have any, I didn't get the chance to read any of yours, I'm generalizing here). Also, I think comparing Jury Duty (which I believe is an idiotic system anyway, but that's bedside the point) to voting on featured articles on a humor wiki is hardly a valid analogy in my honest opinion. And last, my ever repeating points - featuring is not the epitome of Uncyclopedia and your experience here should not be derived from VFH. It you think that voters are voting against you for spite, that's another issue and you're welcome to have a chat with an admin. But I've looked over some of the voting pages and it doesn't seem to be the case. You just need to relax a bit, we all have shitty days in VFH, I had a fair share myself. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 12:57, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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:::we have all had work crucified on vfh, but it only goes to make it stronger. One day i will go back and redo vitiligo, and it will be an article I can be proud of. In the meantime I'm happy to create things like the sat in [[Baby Boomers]] because I recognise that your style, while very different to mine, is very funny. And no-one here wants more to see you sparkle on VFH. It's just patience, dude. {{User:POTR/sig}} <small>13:22, 26/10/2009</small>
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==Also, what I came here for: You're a big cock.==
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And congrats on your poo lit wins and things. My last minute article came thrid, so I'm quite pleased. Faggot. Yeah I said it. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">12:15 26 October 2009</span></small>''
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:As usual, you're only here for the cock. Hell, my last minute entry, [[Jesus Lites&trade;]] didn't even contend. So grats back to yourself. Ya horses hoof. {{User:POTR/sig}} <small>13:16, 26/10/2009</small>
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::0_0 What did you just call me!? Also are you aware that "User:POTR" isn't your userspace? It has to be your full name, punishing those who ridiculous long names. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">17:15 26 October 2009</span></small>''
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:::[[User:POTR]] was a sockpuppet who got banned, which means that user space is available for me to dump stuff into - which was also why I created that 'puppet in the first place. And don't tell me you haven't heard the rhyming slang "horses hoof". {{User:POTR/sig}} <small>01:06, 27/10/2009</small>
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::::Homophobe! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">14:01 28 October 2009</span></small>''
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:::::Homophile! {{User:POTR/sig}} <small>21:31, 28/10/2009</small>
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===On A Similar Note...===
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...Congrats on your win in the Alt. Namespace section. And, in my opinion, you were totally screwed out of the Best Image category, too. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 19:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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:Dunno, know that I think about it Sonje had a point. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">21:43 26 October 2009</span></small>''
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::I think we can all agree that ''I'' deserved to win in ''every'' category... right guys? Guys? {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 23:38, Oct 26 2009</i></font></small>
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:::Sonje had a point, and I always knew that a major hurdle that I would have to get over was whether they would accept the image as an illustration being that it was very text based. If it was best ''image'' category, I would agree. And by the same token, I think the scores on the best alt namespace don't really reflect how close that really came, but like so many other things we do here, humour is largely subjective. {{User:POTR/sig}} <small>01:06, 27/10/2009</small>
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::::Sad but true. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Tuesday, 03:52, Oct 27 2009</i></font></small>
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:::::Indeed. Maybe this is just haughty pretentious old me talking, but I thought POTR's article was by far the most original (even ''innovative'') use of images, even if they ''are'' text-based images. Made props to Monika for doing something similarly different. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 04:40, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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====On a not similar note...====
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You're weird. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Tuesday, 06:46, Oct 27 2009</i></font></small>
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:I'm wired? Like ''[[Cliff Richard|wired for sound]]''? {{User:POTR/sig}} <small>07:16, 27/10/2009</small>
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::No, as in weird that you know enough about the Book o' Mormon to know that "And it came to pass..." is repeated an infinitum. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Thursday, 00:03, Oct 29 2009</i></font></small>
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== [[UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time]] ==
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I'll date it today Oct 28, and do a couple of minor edits for housekeeping; UnNews stuff which I like to do. Cheers! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 22:35, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
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==QVFD==
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Thanks for posting the cyberbullying articles on the QVFD. However, in the future, if you could refrain from putting that little note on the pages and simply leave them be, that would be much appreciated. It's not a bad thing to do in theory, but it adds an unnecessary step to the process of deletion, which I'd prefer not happen. If the other admins have been conspiring against me and have all already told you to do so, then kindly disregard my presence. I'm not even here right now O_O {{User:RAHB/sig2}} 03:39, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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:Cool. Knee-jerk reaction as I was unable to actually knee the jerk, but I hear you. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--03:41, 30/10/2009-->
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==Thanks==
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But I'm afraid I'm a tad inexperienced. How exactly do I put it up for Pee Review? --[[User:Ozymandiaz|Ozymandiaz]] 12:55, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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:#Go to [[UN:PEE]] (or click on the link to PEE review that is in the community box to the left of your screen.)
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:#Scroll down to the bottom of the page where it says '''Create entry'''. Chuck the name of your article in the box and click the button.
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:#It will come up with a page looking remarkably like the below:
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<span style="font-size:125%">'''[[Megalomaniac]]'''</span>
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== A Message of Little to No Value ==
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::4. Simply save the page and leave it at that. Keep an eye on your watchlist as somebody will (usually) tag it when they start the review, but they may not drop a note on your talk-page when it's done.
   
You are one of the new people that have popped in here while I was away. Now that your a big time writer with your features and your reviews and whatnot your probably too cool to talk to lil ol' me. But if you need any help or anything I'd be happy to assist in any way I can. Also, I am a big fan of collabs so if you ever want to work on something I would be happy to pitch in. And since I never got the chance to do this, I send a belated "Welcome to the site! Hope you enjoy yourself!" {{User:Tagstit/sig2}} 03:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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:Good luck!
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:{{User:POTR/sig}} <!--03:34, 1/11/2009-->
   
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== Congrats ==
   
==Feedback==
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on your WotM win. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Sunday, 02:45, Nov 1 2009</i></font></small>
I never heard if you like your front page blurb. Well? did ya? And you can say you didn't. I won't ban you. much. O_O {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 14:39, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
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:Thanks. I don't know if it's official yet or not, but much like FOX news, I'm calling it! {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--03:14, 1/11/2009-->
:Sorry, I didn't know who to thank. I honestly didn't expect it and I was at first taken aback, and then laughed out loud. I never thought about my pseudonym being taken quite that way before. Mad props! (or in Poncy English) You deserve to be accoladed!{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 07:25, 19/08/2009</span></span></small>
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::You're still a complete noob, you know. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 03:33, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
::That's exactly what I thought your name meant too. A puuppy litteraly sleeping on top of the radio. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">07:30 19 August 2009</span></small>''
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:::But I'm a n00b with panache. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--03:36, 1/11/2009-->
:::That's good to know :) And now I need to stalk SOG to get his feedback as well. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 08:07, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
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::::Hah! Noobs don't have panache! They don't get panache rights until they've been on Uncyc for at least a year. Oh, and Puppy? Your coding is, how the French say, ''terrible''. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Sunday, 03:53, Nov 1 2009</i></font></small>
::::It's actually based on the old HMV - columbia icon of the puppy looking at the gramaphone... I just twisted it a little... whaddya know? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 08:46, 19/08/2009</span></span></small>
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:::::Sorry, I don't speak French. ''Merde''! {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--03:56, 1/11/2009-->
:::::So "Dog Observing Music Player" becomes Puppy on the Radio... Right. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">12:04 20 August 2009</span></small>''
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::::::Jai habit un batton de col. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:23 1 November 2009</span></small>''
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:::::::A true renaissance man. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 06:06, Nov 2 2009</i></font></small>
   
==UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!==
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== Hello? ==
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/13-08-09}}
 
{{User:MrN9001/sig}} <small><small>21:05, Aug 18</small></small>
 
   
== Flea ==
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I haven't heard from u in a while, so i'll ask you the question again: "Can you make my [[ExOps]] page look like an actual website"?
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[[User:Thomasfan666]]
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:Sorry, I thought I'd responded already. I can have a go at it later, but it is a huge amount of work that needs to be done to make it look like a website. What I can do is give you a structure, but I'll leave it to you to finalise the content. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--00:39, 2/11/2009-->
   
The rambling self absorbed nature of the piece is what i was aming for. You picked up on that in a big way and for that sir.....I am beholden to you.
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==What happened to the puppy talking into the Victrola?==
:I'm so glad to know it was deliberate. However, the problem with rambling and self-absorbed is that it's rambling and self-absorbed. In a review, forum or user page, fantastic! In an article designed to amuse - just comes across as vanity.
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The old signature was vommitously cute - which made everything horrible that was said that much more horrible.
:feel free to view the score as higher for achieving minor goal, but still not quite hitting main one... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 14:57, 20/08/2009</span></span></small>
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:I absolutely agree. Untill it's return I propose a strike on ''all'' signitures.
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:: {{For}} I agree as well, if only I knew what on earth we were talking about.
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::: This annonimity is soo cool! I could vote against right now and nobody would know I was contradicting myself.
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:::: ChiefjusticeDS is teh sux0rz! He is such a fag.
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::::: {{against}}
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::::::{{penis}}
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:::::::Whoa, I didn't know that was a real template.
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::::::::I'm pretty sure it's also broken. Puppy's page is all fucked up now.
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::::::: It was broken anyway, in fact, I AM POTR now, and nobody can prove otherwise. I can be anyone I want to be now.
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::::::No! I am POTR!
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::::::: Well that doesn't matter because '''I''' am Mordillo. Kneel primitive being.
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::::::::No I am Mordillo! How dare you use my name in vain! banbanbanabanabanbanabnananananabnanbabnabnabnanbabn!
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:::::I'm Mordillo and so is my wife.
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::::::I am not Mordillo! Are you confusing me with your mistress again? I was so right earlier, this contradiction is fun!
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:::::::That's all very well but I'm Orian57.
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::::::::Fuck off Orian, no one likes you. Everybody stop talking and shake your head in disgust.
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:::::::::I, Mordillo, shake my head in disgust.
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::::::::{{Against}}.
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:::::::::Cheif would like to know who Orian57 is.
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:::::::::::Hang on, who are you?
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::::::::::::Your mother, cheif, I am very dissapointed in this bullying behaviour. I think you should gently fuck Orian as an apology.
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:::::::::::::So either POTR has to watch chief gently fucking Orian, or change his sig back?
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::::::::::::::No she said He should make love to me because he was mean about me. :( Puppy can do whatever he likes with his sig. {{abstain}}
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::::::::::::: {{For}}
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:::::::Broken template? What broken template?
   
==I propse a conversation==
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== So what happened... ==
   
Converse. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:57 21 August 2009</span></small>''
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...from my end is that I got an e-mail saying that Luvvy had commented on her talk page (amongst a few other things.) The next thing I know is that I can't get onto Uncyclopedia for the majority of the day. Now ''that'' is classy vandalism! {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--05:11, 2/11/2009-->
:Why does nobody do cyber sex any more? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 11:59, 21/08/2009</span></span></small>
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:Even classier is the fact that ''I'' couldn't get on, either, even though I was totally unrelated to the issue! {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 06:13, Nov 2 2009</i></font></small>
::Because it's cheap easy and thus, unsatisfying. I'd imagine. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">21:04 22 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::I blame webcams and txt spk. The first for being g to easy, and the second for destroying the eroticism. I mean ''i wnt 2 suk ur cok :o'' is such an ugly way of phrasing things. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 23:23, 22/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
::::I blame ''you'' for not being erotic enough. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">09:19 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::whatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 10:17, 23/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::::Erm. Sweetheart...? Also I've been meaning to ask, how did your son come out? Was it a "Mum, Dad: I'm gay." Sort of thing or did you catch him looking at naughty blowjobs? You didn't ''ask'' did you? {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">11:25 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::Any time anyone complains about my prowess, I assume that they're fishing... And I assumed for ages, because he never once said anything about being attracted to girls, and he... well, he rang the gaydar bell, for want of a better way to put it. But the older two at about the same age got busted for downloading porn, I just gave him access to a phone with limited internet access, and then busted him for the same. It was hard though, because at the same time that I'm trying to tell him that I accept his sexuality I have to tell him off for downloading porn. And I couldn't use the tried and true "You're objectifying women" argument which is about the only decent anti-porn argument that I can come up with from my extremely left-wing, secular standing. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 11:32, 23/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::::::Phone. You're on ''dial-up''!? {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">11:51 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::::Hell no - for phone read "cell phone with mobile broadband internet access that is restricted to only a small number of sites." The real issue is one of those sites was email, and his e-mail address got into the hands of a few nasty paedophiles - that bit got me steamed up... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 12:07, 23/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::::::::oh geeze, that's not good. Anyway. You should throw him a party. buy him a car and shower him in gold bullion. Make the other two come out that would, and that's be a proper mindfuck for the grandparents. :P {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">12:18 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:yeah... But he's twelve. He's got a shit time ahead of him for the next few years, and I'll let him stay in the closet outside of his mother and I for as long as he likes. Besides, he's going to be the rich child who buys his old dad a car!{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 12:29, 23/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::''Twleve''! Bloody hell, I was seventeen before I came out to my parents. Ok everyone else knew but at twelve I was still hoping it'd go away and I'd be normal again. I kinda accepted myself pretty quickly but even then I was thirteen and a half before I came out to my best friend... <small>''/mumbles/'' kids today with their ''confidence'' and and stuff...</small> And as for him having a shit time of it that kinda depends on where you live (it's New Zealand isn't it, or is that other one that's a bit similar and kills back-packers (although I really meant wither or not it's a rural or urban area)) and the general attitudes of the people around him. If you two know and are ok with it he should be fine. I mean I still don't properly know where I stand with my dad, he cried. And then the only other time it's come up since he cried again and said he wasn't happy with it (wich I thought was sort of obvious from the tears.) Anyway. If you ever need any advice I'm sure I'll be able to make something up. :) {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">13:06 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::We only kill English backpackers... and only after the Ashes series... <small>mutter mutter mutter</small>. And it's sub-urban area that is ''fairly'' tolerant, but if he goes much further out he's going to come across people who should use more sunscreen on their necks while working. Besides, my partner and I are fine, his brothers - well, he hasn't come out to them yet, and the eldest is conservative (I still don't know where I went wrong), but the other will be cool. I still don't understand these dads thinking that having a gay son is something to be sad about, or considered as a failure, or whatever. I mean, my kids are all [[Ginger]], and I know that's not my failing. It's their mothers. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:15, 23/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::Sounds kinda like where I live. Although I'm nearly five hundred miles from the nearest gay bar. Sucks about your eldest, although maybe when he finds out he might change his mind (unless he doesn't have a mind and is simply rebelling). Probably would have helped if he was cool though, no doubt your youngest looks up to him in some way. As for the rednecks, really the only advice I can give is to treat them like nothing and spend your life feeling vastly superior. It's their problem not his. Well that's how I see it. Having good friends is important anyway, but it really helped me that mine were prepared to listen to me bang on and on and on and on and on about what guys I liked. And if all else fails there's always the internet. Pleanty of support sites and such. I do hope it goes ok for him though. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">21:35 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::I might keep him away from gay support sites for a couple of years... once bitten and all. Although that does bring me to my next theory of responsible child rearing - children should not have access to pornographic material until they are at least 14, and even then they should have the respect to do it behind their parents back! That's when I started buying porn, and there's nothing wrong with my sexual maturity... teeheehee, MrN has golden boobies! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 22:24, 23/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::::That's when i got the internet in my room first. and yeah, behind your parents back. Probably more illegal to do it infront of them. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">23:22 23 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::::::Actually it amazes me when my friends of teenagers say to me that their kids are spending too much time on the internet, or are looking at online porn, or whatever. I usually turn to them and say "Password protect your computer login." Two weeks later still complaining about the same thing. Children don't need civil liberties in the home - it's a Patriarchy/Matriarchy, not a democracy! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 00:18, 24/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::::::Yeah my parents did that and did the fire walls and things. Then I complained that it wouldn't let me do ''anything'' and mum had the same problem. And so the firewalls whent away and I could look at whatever I pleased. And I lived happily ever after: THE END. Also if your house is the castle and your family a monarchy, does that maake you The Queen? {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">05:23 24 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::It's the coronet isn't it... I knew it was a pit over the top. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 06:06, 24/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::Pit? It's a whole fucking canyon, darling! I expected you'd know better. <small>Also what's a coronet?</small> {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">08:43 24 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::::[http://www.craftyfox.com/images/Ivy-Ducal.jpg Ducal coronet] {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 10:01, 24/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::Oh my god I want one! I'd leik wear it all the time! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">13:50 24 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::::::I have the image of the RCA puppy wearing it is bad enough... Added to that a one-eyed Giant carrying a club wearing it... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 19:07, 24/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::::Really I just see myself wearing it: A fat bloke, in a dress, wearing a crown -- it's ''never'' been done before! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:57 25 August 2009</span></small>''
 
=====A fat bloke wearing A dress... That would be Divine=====
 
{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 12:11, 25/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:I'm not old enough to get that joke. But I do: ''"Oh you think but you're a man..."'' {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">12:19 25 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::Divine died something like 25 years ago. If Divine were around today, he would appear on Jerry Springer, and that would be the height of his popularity. But I have to admit I do like the song. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 12:26, 25/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::I looked for teh one done by Divine but couldn't find it, got the version by Full Frontal and its much the same. One of my favourite songs that is, along with "Gone Away" by the Offspring and "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic at the Disco. Hey I have an idea -- lets talk about music now! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">13:04 25 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::: Cool... Do you think we should be showing more respect to potential musical icons who write for uncyclopedia? I mean, UU might really be David Bowie after all... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:06, 25/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::[[UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up)|I never got any respect!]] Ok so I didn't sing it but I wrote it! {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">20:16 25 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::::::Ummm... do we count as the kind of blokes that people should look up to for artistic merit? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:27, 25/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::::Austraillians no, you're all criminals and louts. Us in the civilised world, however... {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">20:37 25 August 2009</span></small>''
 
::::::::Ha - you go without your tea and cucumber sandwiches for a day and I bet you turn into ravaging beasties (Colonial grudge? What colonial grudge?) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 21:31, 25/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::::::I was gonna post this earlier but now it's extra relevant: <youtube>pjFc8CR_HBA</youtube>
 
:::::::::{{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">22:15 25 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:<youtube>ApdJrlB8OOQ</youtube>
 
:And if you can find it he also does a sketch where he talks about buying fruit in Queensland. Absolutely hysterical. And thanks for introducing me to that sketch you posted here - completely new to me. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 22:33, 25/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::I've only seen steve hughes fleetingly as a guest act on other people's shows but he's already one of my favourites. Also racisim is funny. {{User:Orian57/sig8}} ''<small><span style="color:Green;">10:33 26 August 2009</span></small>''
 
:::Spoken like a true Welshman. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:00, 26/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
   
== Thank you ==
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==After reading your "rulez"...==
   
for your review, Puppy. {{User:There's no I in rape/sig}} <small><small><font color="#306EFF">''15:54 ''Aug 21, 2009''</font></small></small>
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I am here to tell you that <big><big><big><!-- --><big><big>[[Uncyclopedia:VFP/Lumberjack Drownings.png|The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine]]</big></big></big></big></big> is on VFP and you should totally take a look. =D {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 06:13, Nov 2 2009</i></font></small>
:It was a pleasure. Honestly. I enjoyed the read and it was such a simple article - meant in the nicest possible way - to review it was an enjoyable walk in the park. More than anything else though, I hope it's helped you look at it from an outsiders eyes so you can polish it as much as possible - although going from a few comments on the talk page it may need less work than I thought! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:48, 21/08/2009</span></span></small>
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:Well, rats. I kind of asked for it though... {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 06:43, Nov 2 2009</i></font></small>
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::Sorry. If it's any consolation I feel guilty. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--06:56, 2/11/2009-->
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:::Nah, serves me right for selling myself. Tut tut and all that. Oh, congrats on the feature! {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Monday, 07:01, Nov 2 2009</i></font></small>
   
== A blast of wind is heard, as the good spaceship Serenity approaches your userpage ... ==
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==Christian Bale==
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its reeeeaaaddddddyyyyy... i think. You might want to give a quick glance.--[[User:Matfen815|Matfen815]] 13:59, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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:It's Melbourne Cup day, which means public holiday here, so I won't get a chance to look at this until tomorrow most likely. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--22:57, 2/11/2009-->
   
{{User:MacMania/FAfly}}
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==Salty latex==
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Thanks for the Nom! And yay for the puppy signature being back. --[[User:Puffskein|Puffskein]] 17:38, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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:You deserved the nom. And I had to bow to public pressure on the sig. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--22:57, 2/11/2009-->
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:Yay Puppy on the radio! {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 23:16, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
   
Thank you for supporting the [[Firefly]] article! <small><sarcasm style="obvious"></small>Although, if I may, my plan was really to have it fail VFH after 11 days, have it quasi-featured, start a "Feature Firefly" campaign, and eventually rewrite and have featured the article on [[Serenity]] (which is kind of in a mess at the moment).<small></sarcasm></small> But thanks anyway! {{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>03:12 23 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
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==Hi==
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I've submitted [[Megalomaniac]] for Pee Review. You can voice your thoughts [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Megalomaniac|here]]. --[[User:Ozymandiaz|Ozymandiaz]] 20:14, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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:I'm getting there, I think there are still a few articles in front on my list though. --[[User:ChiefjusticeDS|ChiefjusticeDS]] 21:40, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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::I'm happier for chief to go through the review first. He's better at reviewing then I am, and I'd rather actually help with any work that needs to be done with it. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--22:57, 2/11/2009-->
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:::''/Chief notes this down in his little book of compliments/'' --[[User:ChiefjusticeDS|ChiefjusticeDS]] 23:22, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
   
== I nommed [[Psyché|your article]]... ==
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== WotM ==
   
Just so you know. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>04:49, Aug 23</i></font></small>
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Congrats and stuff! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 00:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
:Much appreciated... {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 05:08, 23/08/2009</span></span></small>
 
==UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!==
 
   
{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20-08-09}}
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I second that Congrats. --[[User:Puffskein|Puffskein]] 15:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
{{User:MrN9001/sig}} <small><small>11:14, Aug 24</small></small>
 
   
==Mastodon==
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==UnSignpost 29-10-2009==
Thank you for yet another high-quality, helpful review. Like with my D&D article, I'm going to fix/revise the things you pointed out at some point today, and then have you give it a quick once-over again, if you're not opposed to the idea. Regardless, though, thanks again for the review. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 16:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
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{{Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/29-10-09}}
:All good. It's easy to review something when you enjoy reading it, and your work always is of a high standard, and you have a decent variety in what you do. I'm surprised it stayed in the queue long enough for me to be the one who ended up reviewing. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 19:07, 24/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
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{{User:MrN9001/sig}} <small><small>01:39, Nov 3</small></small>
::Hah, thanks. As your signature demonstrates, your work is also extremely varied. FYI, I did some reading on the whole "Six Hats" thing, and, in retrospective, I would've voted '''For''' rather than '''Abstain''' on that article of yours. Due to unforeseen business the last two days, I've been unable to make revisions. However, as soon as they're done, I'll let you know. Thanks again. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 03:09, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 
:::No stress. The PQ is getting a little heavy, so I'm focusing on cleaning that up a little. And never mind on Six Hats - the truth is humour is based upon the gut reaction, if you need to have the joke explained, then it's not worthwhile. I'm expecting that [[Isaac The Tank Engine]] may struggle a little because it's not as accessible, but by the same token I think it is written well, and for those who do understand the concept will enjoy it. (So far the only real comments against are from an atheist, and I haven't asked the other one.) {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 03:14, 26/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
::::Yeah, I know what you mean with having an article struggle because of accessibility. The two best things I ever wrote (my two unfeatured UnBooks, if you're curious) never made it anywhere close to the front page due to the whole "accessibility" thing. When you're suave and sophisticated (like us) writing for a place that decidedly ''isn't'', that'll happen. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 15:06, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 
:::::Alrighty, I made revisions that hopefully also serve as improvements. If you can give the article a quick once-over again and let me know what you think, that would be cool. Take your time, however, I'm in no rush. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 15:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
 
::::::Better, but the Mars Volta line is still a little too much. Just saying that they became extinct after Octahedron is enough to make the point for those who understand subtlety, but stopping it at that is probably a little short. Maybe an oblique reference to Darwinian "survival of the fittest" as the reason for the extinction? I've just been brief with the overview - as I said the PQ is a priority for me - so I will come back with a little more detail over the next few days. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 22:13, 26/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::::Gotcha, I'll change that as well. For the record, I'm a huge Mars Volta fan, though, I must say, Octahedron was profoundly disappointing. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 02:38, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
 
::::::::That didn't come across in the writing... I mean the fact that you were a fan, not that you were disappointed. I' call it a departure from their previous, sure, but I would say I was disappointed, but then again I'm not a passionate fan. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 03:27, 27/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
 
:::::::::Well, it's hard to get your love of a band across in just one throwaway line, especially when said line deals with one of their few negative facets. But yeah, I'm a big TMV fan, with ''De-Loused...'' ranking among my Top 10 favorite albums of all time. While I'm here, two things: what sort of music are you in to?--from the looks of things we probably have fairly similar (if not, somewhat compatible) tastes. Second of all, I saw your message on UU's page, and the Pee situation is sort of out of hand--I did my first Pee in about a month earlier today, and plan on doing one or two more to help things move along tomorrow. Not that any of that is overly important, or anything, I just thought that since tackling the Pee queue is what you're working on at the moment you'd be interested to know that I'm also throwing in some time to the cause, or whatever. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 06:09, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
::::::::::Mad props for the help. And I'm really happy with the way Mastadon is looking now. Much better. I can't think of anything off the top of the scone that would improve it any further. Do you mind if I nom for VFH? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 07:27, 27/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
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==Thanks!==
:::::::::::Go right ahead. {{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 15:40, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Dead Dick]] is Alive==
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{{box|
Bro! I made a lot of changes based on your feed back and others. Please have another look, you might reconsider now. Removed repetition, and toned down the "Dead Dick" mention. It's an anti-war statement. Much appreciated either way. Y/s--[[User:Funnybony|Funnybony]] 20:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
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:Done... and much improved over the previous! {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> 20:14, 27/08/2009</span></span></small></small>
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[[Image:Guildy.jpg||right|150px|]]
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'''<b><big>FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN</big></b>'''|
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''Thank you for supporting my [[MonsterQuest|recently featured article]].''
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''Your support is greatly appreciated.''
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{{User:Guildensternenstein/sig2}} 16:34, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
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}}
   
== Bark Bark ==
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== CW ==
   
{{User:Miley Spears/Vote Dead Chihuahua}}
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Nice work on [[Street Fighter]] for CW, there. Made me laugh several times. --{{User:GlobalTourniquet/sig}} 21:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
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:Thank you. Please continue to tell me how good I am! {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--00:25, 4/11/2009-->
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::Oh, Puppy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Puppy. Hey Puppy. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 03:25, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Oh Whyner, what a pity you don't understand. You're playing with my heart when you grab me by the glans. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--03:30, 4/11/2009-->
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::::True poetry. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} <small><font color="darkred"><i>Wednesday, 03:47, Nov 4 2009</i></font></small>
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:::::Yeah, and it's ripped off, too. Although it seems to me Puppy just might have changed one of the song's words.... {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 03:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
   
== Thanks for Peeing on Jupiter 2 ==
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== Street Fighter ==
   
Thanks for your Pee Review of Lost in Space! I tried to rewrite what was already there. I'll look at it again. Thankies! [[User:Binky The WonderSkull|Binky The WonderSkull]] 17:55, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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I could go and remove those red links at some point if need be. I'm on the same boat. Though the proposed idea of Juli and Juni doesn't sound half bad, actually. It's just figuring out how to make that work into a whole article, that's the tough part.
   
== Pixar ==
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Also, awesome work on that article. It's better than whatever I could do. You deserve something... like, I dunno... one of those gold star stickers or something. Or a sweatband. -- [[User:Hanyouman|Hanyouman]] 08:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
   
{{User:MacMania/Fixar}}
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== Puppy--or anybody--I can use your help ASAP ==
   
Thank you for supporting! {{User:MacMania/sig}}<font face="Garamond"><small><nowiki>[</nowiki>16:21 30 Aug 2009<nowiki>]</nowiki></small></font>
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All I'm trying to do is something very simple. [[User:Puffskein]] wants me to adopt her, so I'm trying to add <nowiki>{{Adoptee|Why do I need to provide this?}}</nowiki> to her user page so it shows up centered and below <nowiki>{{VoteNOTM}}</nowiki> but doesn't change anything else on her user page. Simple, huh? Except I'm trying it on a test page and keep screwing it up. Can anybody either tell me how to do it, or just do it for me and then I can look at your code and see what to do next time? Thanks! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 01:59, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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:Dude, before you get too involved, you know there are no girls on the internet, right? {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:03, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::Oh, don't give me that crap just fix it or tell me how to fix it if you know how so I don't look like an idiot. I don't care anyway if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's not a vandal. {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:05, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::Sorry, you're my stepdad I shouldn't talk to you like that. I'm just trying to be a responsible parent by throwing a temper tantrum. That's how it works, right? {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:06, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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:::I'm your stepdad? So does that mean Puffskein is my step-granddaughter? This is the happiest day of my life. I added the template for you. (Trick was to treat it like a userbox, since it is one.) Knock 'em dead, slugger. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:09, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::::We are somewhat incestuous today, aren't we? {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--02:10, 5/11/2009-->
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:::::What's that got to do with it? As I understand it, Cainad and Eris Discordia are Miley's parents, Miley's my mother, I'm Puffskein's father, Puppy is Miley's brother, and Syndrome is my stepdad. Where's the incest? {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:17, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::Might have something to do with [http://summauniversalia.org/wiki/images/thumb/7/7f/PrincipiaDiscordia_pgi.png/225px-PrincipiaDiscordia_pgi.png how I found Eris]... {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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:::I'm your stepdad? So does that mean Puffskein is my step-granddaughter? This is the happiest day of my life. I added the template for you. (Trick was to treat it like a userbox, since it is one.) Knock 'em dead, slugger. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:09, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::::You fixed it! Way to go, StepDad! I knew it was simple, but I keep getting my versions of HTML mixed up. I still keep trying to design on a wiki like I do on a website. Ah, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. But thanks! And I guess you're my stepdad--you nommed me for NotM, Pee Reviewed my first article Sun Bee, fixed Archery when I threw a tantrum and abandoned it, and hung around with Mommy Miley a lot. (By the way the top 10 for October voting is going on now). {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 02:13, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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:::::Aw, you're welcome. (I usually wait until the end before voting on the top 3 because I haven't read all 30 articles, and then I usually miss my chance to vote because I forget.) {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::Since it's my talk page, I'll just quickly suggest that as you can vote for 10, [[Lateral Thinking]] and [[UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video]] are both very good articles. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--02:29, 5/11/2009-->
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:::::::If they're such good articles, why can't they find me true love? {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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::::::::I'm literally working on [[Love]] as we speak. I've just saved it in progress so you can read where I am so far. It's still well and truly a work in progress though. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--02:52, 5/11/2009-->
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== Congratulations! You're a Great Uncle! ==
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[[Image:Babfing.jpg|center|thumb|It's a baby and her name is [[User:Puffskein|Puffskein]]! And look, she's already learning sign language!]]
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I'm the adoptive Daddy of [[User:Puffskein|Puffskein]]; I was adopted by [[User:Miley Spears|Miley]]; Miley was adopted by [[User:Cainad|Cainad]]; you're Miley's brother, so that makes you a Great Uncle. Congratulations, Uncle! Be sure to go see your new niece! {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 20:12, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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:Why doesn't she come and see me? I'm an old man and I don't get around much any more, what with this mad cow disease. I was trying to think of the word nepotism the other day and I sais incestuous in its place. And I keep putting apostrophes in ''its'' when denoting ownership. And you just want to send me to a home and take all my money. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--22:43, 5/11/2009-->
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::It's Ok, Puppy. I'm your little sister and I won't let them put you in a home. But why don't you give me the money so I can keep it safe for you? You trust your little sister, don't you? {{User:Miley Spears/sig}} 23:17, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
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==John Paul Puppy the I, please tell me how. . .==
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. . .to change out the Globe insign. in the left hand corner of your user and talk page. If you tell me I promise not to put any goddessforsakenboobpics on it. Thanketh, [[User:Aleister in Chains|Aleister in Chains]] 01:45, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
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:{{tl|Imageaslogo}} - although I have it attached to the template at the top of the screen there which is my nav bar. The code I've got is <nowiki>{{Imageaslogo|logo=PuppyOnTheRadio.gif|Align=-25px}}</nowiki>. The align statement determines where the picture is height-wise.
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:And alternative though is what I did to the [[street fighter]] article -
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<pre>
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{{nologo}}
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<span style="position: absolute; left: -157px; top: -30px;">
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{{click-inline
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|image = Streetfighteriiturbo21 2.gif
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|link = Main Page
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|title = Hadōken
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:Which allows you to also change the link and the title (which is what comes up when you mouse hover). It also gives you a bit more flexibility where you can adjust the size of the image to suit as well.
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:Another option is doing it this way.
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<pre>
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{{nologo}}
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<span style="position: absolute; left: -157px; top: -30px;">
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[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Street_Fighter
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http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/63/Animated-Flag-Australia.gif]
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:If your image is already the right size this will give you the image in the right place with a link to another page - and it is an external link, so it can redirect to anywhere.
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:And one other option is to have it as a fixed point image, like this.
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<div style="position: fixed; left: -11px; top: 0px;">
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[[Image:Animated-Flag-Australia.gif|170px]]
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:Which means even if you scroll the page, that image remains. The Australian flag [[UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!"|in this page]] has been done using fixed positioning, as has the error messages [[Microsoft_Knowledge_Base|in this page]].
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:Hope that helps {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--02:02, 6/11/2009-->
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::Way over my head, but I'll give it a try within a day or two. Thanks very much. The two examples you gave, your Microsoft and Austalian pages, amazing, esp. the Microsoft. If there's a lifetime achievement award for Uncy, I'd say that article deserves it. I'm so overwhelmed I need to go and pull the covers over my head. [[User:Aleister in Chains|Aleister in Chains]] 02:31, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
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:::Tell me what you want and I'll set it up if you prefer. I've done it a few times a few different ways so I have a bit of skill at getting it exactly the way I want it. I might even fix your talk page while I'm there. {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--02:39, 6/11/2009-->
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::::Thanks, when I find something fun I'll give you a ping. The talk page is fine, I like what you did, and it's a quick way to get in touch when I'd like to get back here. I went back and looked at the Microsoft page again. Damn good. And shows me a little bit more how all those pop ups appear on internet pages. Arthur Clarke's datum comes to mind, seem like magick to those of me who don't have the tech knowledge. Twanks again, [[User:Aleister in Chains|Aleister in Chains]] 02:55, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
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:::::Actually, most of those pop-ups are through VBS, javascript, flash, or some other form of scripting. What I've done is a very crude faux VBS pop-up which uses an animated gif along with fixed positioning to emulate the result I was after. If I had access to real scripting like that I'd be much more effective. <small>If only I used my powers for evil instead of good.</small> {{User:POTR/sig}} <!--04:32, 6/11/2009-->

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edit Mastubration

Is a venial sin, I think, but only if you do it to yourself. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:10, October 7, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it was a manual sin. Pup t 23:23, 7/10/2009
Although I've now been considering it... and you're relating to the shortness of the page aren't you? After all Mastubration comes from Ma + stub + ratio. I obviously have created the mother of all stubs by this ratio! Pup t 23:31, 7/10/2009
I was going to raep you as tradition dictates, but chickened out and gave you a hand job instead. Also, that stub thing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:04, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
You gave me a stub job? Pup t 02:06, 8/10/2009
Okay, you admitted it's a stub, not me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:18, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
lolfags.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 02:45 8 October 2009
Size isn't important Rimshot Pup t 09:19, 8/10/2009
But I am Hung like a fucking BULL!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:46 8 October 2009
Mastubration is a "Manual sin"? Why blame a Mexican dude??? Thank him!!--Funnybony 22:12, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Baby Boomers is back in black

Dude! I got a very useful Pee on Baby Boomers, worked my ass off, and did everything advised, plus more. If it didn't get featured last time then it should fly now. Could you take a look, and if it looks much better, or feature worthy, could you renom Baby Boomers again? That would be progress. thanks, really!--Funnybony 22:08, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Goodbye Facebook screen

How's the audio coming? Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 06:21, Oct 10

Ummm... exceedingly slowly, given I have sound issues with my PC. I'll have to download karaoke version of the backing I think.Pup t 23:32, 10/10/2009
Where the heck did my Goodbye Facebook screen Nomination go?--Funnybony 17:42, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
It was removed at my request as it need audio before it could fly and also needed a substantial amount of work done to to appearance. As soon as I have decent audio I'll kick it in again.Pup t 23:32, 10/10/2009
How are you going to make the Audio? Record the song? How about that?--Funnybony 14:14, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
It's on my list of "things I don't really have the capacity to do but I will attempt it anyway" Pup t 00:32, 12/10/2009

edit Unmessifying

It's cold but my cock is still huge!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:45 10 October 2009
It's good to hear. Maybe you should put it somewhere warm. National coming out day is tomorrow where we are supposed to have homosexual, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality. Which sucks, because I really don't want to lower myself to a hetero level.Pup t 23:32, 10/10/2009
What I don't get is why we're constantly balled in with the dykes and trannies. I mean dykes are just ugly women that don't like men because their dad was a jerk and the transexuality isn't a sexuality it's because you're brain doesn't match that gash between your legs. It's crazy! Also woot! I'm here/ I'm queer/ and I'm gonna rape your ass! like, with no lube. And not your's specifically, you'd enjoy it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:39 10 October 2009
Apparently transgender is something that you come out for. I would have thought the fact that you had changed for ne gender to the other would have been obvious to your nearest and dearest... And this thread is getting really messy. Pup t 00:24, 11/10/2009
So's your face!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:31 11 October 2009
♩♪Cream dealer, I believe you can get me through the night!♬♫ For those too young to know trashy music of years gone by, the original was dream weaver. Pup t 01:00, 11/10/2009
Yeah wow so are you gonna come out of your closet tomorrow and just stop kidding yoruself, with the wife and gay children -- Gay Children! That should tell you something about your cut off genes. Not that it's generic obviously.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:40 11 October 2009
Ummm... I'm as about as out can be without having a tattoo across my forehead that says "I'm anyones!" Pup t 01:46, 11/10/2009
You haven't even got the tattoo yet? They're mandatory aren't they? You've been living a lie.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:59 11 October 2009
I have the tattoo, just not across my head! Pup t 02:01, 11/10/2009
Love the new sig darling! Not at all similar to what I did before you! Faggot1 Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 21:18 11 October 2009
Grated minds think alike. Pup t 00:14, 12/10/2009
Faggot minds think alike you mean. Faggot! Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 01:49 12 October 2009

edit UN:HS

Did you know about this? It's a place where you can track your features and compare yourself to others in order to compel yourself to do better (or just end it all because you'll never amount to anything). I added your current features. Also: YOU'RE GAY?!?! Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:30, Oct 11

I had seen it before at some stage along the line. And as for the second... why are you asking, and what's in it for me? Pup t 08:25, 11/10/2009
But... but... hot psych majors? I assumed you were talking about hot female psych majors! I was, anyway. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 22:41, Oct 11
Hey, better be careful you might catch gay. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 23:01 11 October 2009
Actually Orian, being that you're the only guy here I know who is openly gay, and I'm the only guy here I know who is openly a promiscuous slut, it could be you and I catching straight. Quickly, what's your opinion on Boobs?Pup t 00:14, 12/10/2009
Ugh, don't be so stupid. Everyone knows being straight is genetic. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 00:18 12 October 2009
That's right. Being straight is genetic, being gay is genetic, but being bi is just queer! Pup t 00:32, 12/10/2009
No being queer is queer, being bi is a mental disorder. You should be locked up before you give everyone crabs. Fucking sluts. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 01:48 12 October 2009
There are a lot of very similar looking sigs on my talk page all of a sudden... Pup t 01:58, 12/10/2009
Actually, Methamphetamine! is openly bisexual, but he doesn't come on here that often. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 03:50, Oct 12
Methy is? There you go, we obviously do need that register of everyone's sexual preference that we were discussing earlier. Pup t 04:35, 12/10/2009
Yeah, there was a guy called Fag on here once. I only really spoke to him a few times before he left though. to ?pedia of the confounded places. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 06:47 12 October 2009

If anyone cares, the following users are known to like pregnancy erotica: OptyC (maybe), Socky, User:CheddarBBQ, POTR, and myself. --Mn-z 14:27, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for Vandalising?

Thanks for vandalising my user page--no wait, should I be thanking you for that? (Seriously, thanks). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:01, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

It's cool. Personally I don't really like templates, but at least they are neater.
On an unrelated note, I came across the Poo Lit competition today for the first time, and for the life of me I cannot think of anything to write. If only I hadn't gotten PEE on myface. Pup t 01:51, 12/10/2009
I'm in the same boat. Can't think of anything to write about. Missed teh last one because of this horrible mind void too. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 01:52 12 October 2009

edit PLS

Your article is supposed to remain in user space until after judging. You can fix this any way you want, but I'd suggest moving it back and adding the redirect (just the redirect) to QVFD with a note that the article's for PLS. I don't mean to be nosy or anything but I just happened to notice this and I don't want to see you (not you personally, you generally) disqualified. --monika 03:50, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

That sounds like it takes energy... ah well, if it gets disqualified on a technical note then it gets disqualified. I hate leaving stuff in my user space. Pup t 04:12, 12/10/2009
Yeah, but this one, like, has a chance, and those are, like, the rules. --monika 04:42, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
And... well, if there was money riding on the outcome, then I'd stress, but in this situation I don't see why I would. I write what I write because I enjoy the writing. Outside of the Uncyclopedia community I doubt anyone will be too concerned, and within the community... people will see me as they always have whether I win or not. I've entered simply because it's a competition that I have written one article that fits into the criterion, and it encourages other's to write better as well. I'm all for improving the overall standard of writing and to keep this growing. Pup t 04:46, 12/10/2009
It's up to you, but I'm a little sadder than I was a second ago. Which is strange because I just took all my antipsychotics for the night so I should be happier than I was a second ago. (On a slightly different node now that I'm in weird confessional mode after having drugged up, it may seem like I am a prizewhore for only really writing articles during PLS - the real reason is I know I generally take a median five months to write an article unless there's a deadline.) Anyway, yeah, okay. Okay. Of course, the best solution would be to change the rules so at the very least we don't have to wait so long for results and stuff. --monika 04:54, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Some Clarfication?

When you said what you said near the end of that discussion on Mordillo's talk page, was that directed at me? Sorry if it seems like I'm not doing much with the article if it was, I'm just out of ideas of what to do. Also, I thought what I said counted pretty okay. D: -- Hanyouman 04:25, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

I was directing it at no-one in particular. Just thinking that it was all a storm in a teacup. Pup t 04:33, 12/10/2009
Ah-ha, I see. I apologize for the misunderstanding then. Sorry to have bothered you or anything, I was just confused as to what was going on there. -- Hanyouman 04:35, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit More clarificationz

That thing you said on Modus's talk page, are you coming out of the closet again? --Mn-z 04:48, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Am I in a closet? Pup t 04:58, 12/10/2009
maybe. --Mn-z 05:00, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh... what did I say on Modus' page? Pup t 05:02, 12/10/2009
"Not everyone dislikes it." In reference to that one category --Mn-z 05:04, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh that! I didn't even realise that there was a closet to come out of there. I like men and women as long as they're attractive. I don't really like midgets though. Pup t 05:09, 12/10/2009
That issue is very Serious Business. --Mn-z 05:21, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Hehehe... sonic is preggers. Pup t 05:39, 12/10/2009
Puppy, you don't like toy breeds? Or you just don't like teacup bitches? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:43, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh fuck you're not a preggo fucker are you? Bisexuality I can understand but that? Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 06:11 12 October 2009
It seems like your kind is being outnumbered. --Mn-z 14:21, October 12, 2009 (UTC)
I think I'd better clarify. I like erotica, and I like sex. I'm very choosy, but not about gender or if somebody is pregnant. I will turn and look at a yummy mummy as quickly as I would the coke delivery guy. (Who unfortunately in my office is my ugly female team leader - bleargh!) In short, I'm a slut with standards! (Put it on my tombstone. But I'm not into passive necrophilia!) Pup t 23:21, 12/10/2009

edit steal Bank Pee Review

I Pee Reviewed UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video based on version 4146042 Revision as of 02:13, October 8, 2009. I hope my review helps! (I'll probably try your template next time I do one of these). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:22, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

edit Please change your signature

I've been having a weird problem with this site for the last couple days. When I try to click on a link in a discussion page, the link keeps jumping away from my cursor, then I when I move the cursor, it jumps back. Sometimes I have to really work to click on a user link. Sometimes I can't get it to work at all, and have to type in their user name. I didn't know if it was a problem with the website, my computer, my connection, etc. But I just realized what it is--it's your signature. When I move my cursor over the area of a discussion, the longer version of your sig pops out (I guess this is some sort of a mouse over thing). Then when I try to move it again, the sig suddenly goes back to the short version. It's been irritating me, but I didn't know what it was until now. I don't imagine you intended this to be a problem (and I think someone else has a similar signature.) But could you fix it please? Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:22, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Okay... of course this means that I just have to work on a more clever and offensive sig going forward. Pup t 05:39, 13/10/2009
You could wrap the thing in a div that's got a set width as large as it ever gets. This way, nothing outside the div changes, and since sigs go at ends of lines, nothing would look all that different. --monika 05:47, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Whatever one or both of you come up with to fix it would be very helpful to me, and likely to others who've been having the same problem. I caused a problem with an early version of my sig that someone said was code spewing, but I got help to fix it. Again, thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:05, October 13, 2009 (UTC)
Wrapping it in a div is a really good idea, but the other thing I would like to know is what does it actually appear like on your monitor, Why? My concern is that there is a lot there that is class="sigexpand" and if it's all expanding at once that would be fairly ugly. Pup t 06:14, 13/10/2009
Well, you've fixed it, so I'm going on memory. The main thing I remember is when it expanded, the line would jump (that happens with others too, where the expanded version continues to another line). But with yours as soon as I moved the cursor a little, it would contract again. I think maybe it did expand all at once, but I don't remember for sure. What were we talking about again? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:22, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
It's okay. I tried wrapping it in a div and that didn't work as it meant that the sig had a line break before and after, which effectively meant that it took up two lines. I am still working on it. Just not at the moment. Pup t 00:30, 14/10/2009

edit UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!"

By way of warning, don't mess with me; I'm an admin and UnNews Editor. It's not all bad, though... I loved the article.

When you had MO move the article, it caused a broken link to the Main UnNews page. You see, this article was featured as the lead article, and when it was moved, it appeared as if the article no longer existed ie. a broken link on the main page. I've moved it back to its proper place, and locked it.

I know why you moved it, but you must consider that the article does not belong to you in any way, and the creation and attachment of my audio was a separate file you've indirectly fucked with. Let me know if you'd like to do an audio for this article, and I'll listen to it and we'll go from there.

Realise the fact that "No, I don't normally sound like this. I have a cold, and an edumacation. I speak English goodly." is not a good reason for your actions.

Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:11, October 13, 2009 (UTC) Here's my welcoming drivel


Che Ape
Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, PuppyOnTheRadio, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit your sig

is nice and all, but doesn't have a timestamp. you may want to double check that unless you've recently fixed that issue. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 18:13, Oct 13

My sig was leaking code, which somehow buggered up the sigexpand on the timestamp. It was there but not expanding. fixed now. Thanks for pointing it out. Pup t 22:48, 13/10/2009

edit UnNews and on why reverend zim_ulator is a dick

Please ignore the dickish parts of my message about the move of your hilarious Ozzie article. Assumptions made on my part were proven unsupportable. I can add your audio as an alternative selection on the articles and main UnNews pages; I've done that before when there was more than one acceptable version, seems only fair. I must say, I hope you'll continue to contribute to UnNews with stuff in the same vein, or perhaps an artery Praise be unto you! Cheers Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:23, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

It's all cool. I haven't looked at it yet today (Different time zone and I just woke) but I had left yours hidden and had my version of the audio up there. I definitely want both versions of the audio up there. To everyone outside of Australia there is a need to hear it in an Ocker accent. Anyone in Australia has to hear it in an un-Ocker accent. And with the editorial. Pup t 22:44, 13/10/2009
Cool! I think I like being an Ocker. I agree we Merikans are just a bit uncultured. Hm... maybe I'll use the pseudonym "Dick Ocker" on UnRadio. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit Is this a problem

Syndrome and I were working on Archery (actually, Syndrome was working on it; I had given up) when it unexpectedly got nommed for VFH. We made a few small fixes to it after it was nommed, and hope that didn't cause a problem. What do you think? I thought I'd ask a non-admin first, although of course one of those admin types is liable to come sneaking by. They often do. Oh, and, er, by the way, did I mention Sun Bee is also nominated for VFH? Not that I'm vote whoring or anything. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:45, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

It's one of the vagaries of being part of this community is that there are a shite load of policies, and only about three of them written down. The main issue is that you don't change the overall content or makes significant changes. What you've done is minor, minor stuff - a couple of links added, a few words changed in order, general proof-reading. I'm not an admin, but you'd have to get an admin with an axe to grind to have any fall out from this. And I used to have something saying this was a welcome whore zone... I haven't voted for either sun bee or archery as I've been focused on getting my next article up and running, and it's a bit of a technical nightmare. However feel free to vote for Lateral Thinking or for WOTM at any stage. Pup t 05:56, 14/10/2009
Hmm, did you just give me a subtle hint? (Actually, on WOTM I'm waiting to vote as it would be nice if there was another nominee, although I certainly think you deserve it). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Well, I am of the opinion that I am the best nominee this month Pup t 06:09, 14/10/2009
On Lateral Thinking I see several misspellings and grammatical errors that I suspect aren't intentional. But I don't want to make several edits to someone's else's VFH without permission, even if minor, especially as some of the errors in there are apparently intentional. Would you mind if I copied this to User:Why do I need to provide this?/Lateral Thinking or to User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Lateral Thinking and made the edits there? Then you could see if you wanted it that way on mainspace. Let me know! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:11, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Up to you, but I'd suggest just make the amendments on the mainspace and I'll come back and veto them once you're done. (I should really start proofreading my own work before I put it up for VFH.) It's less hassle that way. (Oh, and keep in mind I do use Australian English, which is not quite UK English but closer than US English.) Pup t 06:17, 14/10/2009
As Australia is called (in America) "the land down under," does that mean you write everything upside down? Seriously, I'd prefer to do it in user space--I've made a very obvious and very minor fix or two to a VFH, but if I make several fixes and you revert them, it will likely make me look like a bad guy. I'll check it within the next 24 hours (probably sooner). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:27, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
Your first sentence has an unneeded comma, but when I fixed it I realized I'm not sure what you want your first sentence to say. Lateral thinking is a method of creating problems? But that doesn't fit the "by not being able to see" part. I'll work on the rest of it in the meantime (after I stop messing around with the girl I just met in some bar). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:47, October 14, 2009 (UTC)
I've gone through it. After I hear what you want with the first sentence, I'll "finalize" it (on User:Why do I need to provide this?/Lateral Thinking anyway). Also I hope this doesn't come across wrong (like I'm on some kind of power trip) because I really like your writing. But with the fixes, I will vote for it for VFH because I think it deserves it. But I wouldn't feel comfortable voting for it to be on the front page with all those errors. Just call me Mr. Nitpicky and I won't deny it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:19, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
I saw your summary on the page. I hope you're doing OK. I'll do one more quick run through, then post a note here when I'm done. If you like it, feel free to copy it to mainspace, or I can do it if you want me to (note that I did a nowiki on the VFH and categories, so that will have to be taken off). And by the way, I had signed up for the proofreading service, and realized I could get credit for doing this which is why I added the tag. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:44, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
All right, I are done did fixxing speeling and what is to fixed the grammar. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:20, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
I is happy with it - and it displays the blindness that I have to my own work that I missed so many of those issues. I'm eating now, as well, so thanks for the kind thoughts. Feel free to put back into mainspace. Pup t 02:24, 15/10/2009
Eat away, Uncle Puppy! I'm moving it to mainspace now and then voting for it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:29, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

edit First meet with Your

Hello i'm DarkABC is your first meet to Me.if you answer to me talk to my talk Page. User:DarkABC 9:59, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:24, Oct 16

edit Upload Image

How to Check Image and Upload Sucess I try but Upload not work. User:DarkABC 11:36 Oct 16 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, your English is fairly fractured. What? Pup t 05:01, 16/10/2009
Firstly, once you've posted and someone has responded, don't change it. You make me look stupid which pisses me off. Secondly, I don't know how much more help I can be. There's some more info over here but it's not as user friendly as what I've already given you. Pup t 07:05, 16/10/2009

edit UnNews audio

Please do a couple of more UnNews audios so I can nom you for this. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:58, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

There is an abundance of nominees, isn't there? I'll see how I go, but unfortunately I'm limited with my recording equipment as you know. (In short, this was recorded with my mobile, then e-mailed to me, downloaded onto a computer with no working sound card, converted from .wav to .mp3, copied to the memory stick, plugged into my dvd player with usb capability, and then played back through decent stereo so I could hear it properly. So if I don't get it right the first take, then it's a bastard to fix it.) Pup t 23:21, 16/10/2009
My policy is to do them in one take, whatever happens. As for quality: you've listened to my dreadful work... what more is there to say? I appreciate your efforts, and I will forgive you if you try and write some more UnNews. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:44, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit I C WAT U DID THAR WITH UR SIG

Vary vary clevar. Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 20:02, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

I am pleased to have your blessing, King Max. Pup t 23:18, 16/10/2009

edit Upload for some Article

can you upload File:Siam Sithflag.png,File:Map of SiamSith.jpg,File:Coat arm of Siam Sith.png for me after upload add image article name Siam Sith Empire.if you want upload file and talk to me thank you.

User:DarkABC 12:25PM Oct 17 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I don't see how I am supposed to upload images that I don't have access to, so, what I will get you to do is this -
  1. upload one file to flickr or some other file sharing site.
  2. Post the address of the file here - the full url.
  3. Give me all the details that you want attached to the file.
What I will then do is -
  1. Upload the file, taking screenshots of every step along the way
  2. Put these together in some format - don't ask me what yet.
After you see the full process, from the point where I grab your file, to the point where I upload it, this will be the full extent of the help I will give. Beyond that I cannot hold your hand on this any further. Given that you are asking for my time in the middle of PLS, and my time is extremely valuable to me, this is being more than fair.
If anyone else reading feels I should do more, please feel free to volunteer to do it in my place. Pup t 12:52, 17/10/2009

edit UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video Half-assed Followup Pee Review

I done did comments on your latest version, and stuck them under my previous review. Hope it helps. Also your new signature How??? is so totally cool. Why??? 18:48, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Also I've been subtle in a review or two before, so this time I will not be subtle. DAMNIT LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THE DAMN THING SO I CAN NOMINATE FOR VFH DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that wasn't too subtle for you. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:16, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Also Also I intend to link the word homeless to HowTo:Be Homeless in America as soon as my user space article is moved to main space by The Committee. Unless you object. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:36, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

No objections on the latter, and I'll make those last few changes now. I'm not 100% if I want to start with mean Greg and flick back to "nice" Greg. I'll work on it. Pup t 01:53, 20/10/2009
On second thought, the article may flow smoother with Greg being "nice" until the ending--that might actually make Greg's sarcasm at the end less expected. I still like the idea about "no, that's not how it's done" (however you worded it). Maybe you could use that for a different article. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:16, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
You shouldn't yell at your Uncle Puppy, Whyner. Mommy might have to spank you! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:03, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
I was the one yelled at. Can I get a spanking to? Pup t 02:08, 20/10/2009
Miley has to spank me first! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:13, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
But I won't take long. I've already finished my script! Pup t 02:17, 20/10/2009
Wait; I was forgetting which dimension I'm in. Actually, the way it's written now Greg sounds mean at the beginning. I'd prefer getting the same info across, but more subtly:
"Greg: (also bright and chirpy) Of course, please, make yourself comfortable. Not on this side, where sits my high backed, comfortable chair with the built in massager and the leather finish. Over there, on that nice plastic chair with the metal armrests [note at bottom--The ex high school surplus hard plastic chair with the cold metal armrests and that horrible pokey bit in your back that you'll only realise that is there once half of your body is painfully paralysed.] My name is Greg...."
You can change it if you like, but of course that's up to you. (And I don't think that would be a major enough edit to be a problem even if it was after being nommed for VFH).
I like the way you made Greg's photo match Candy's (bust shot of each--no, I don't mean boobs, I mean head and shoulders).
I'm nomming for VFH as soon as I do the link I talked about and fix one of my editing suggestions (I forgot to mention a comma; sorry about that). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:38, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
I did wonder about the plastic chair bit. I was half tempted to go the footnote on that as well. Given that you are leaning the same way... Pup t 02:42, 20/10/2009
Also I didn't think of this before but it could use more links (again, you can add these after VFH I'm sure). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:44, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
That's why I didn't footnoe the plastic chair bit - the footnotes as they are have this nice official ring to it all, adding that in there spoiled the flow slightly. And as for the extra links, I know that there is room for more. They can be added later though - in fact I'd rather leave is as much a blank canvas as possibe for people to link-up as they see fit. Pup t 02:46, 20/10/2009
I see your point about the footnotes. Maybe if the plastic chair bit were written a bit more subtly. I think that having Greg obviously mean at the beginning takes away from your strong, mean ending Greg, which I like. Maybe something like:
"Greg: (also bright and chirpy) Of course, please, make yourself comfortable. Not on this side, where sits my high backed, comfortable chair with the built-in massager and the leather finish. Over there, on that nice colorful plastic chair with the refreshingly cold metal armrests and the extra support for your spine that you can be assured will not cause half of your body to become painfully paralysed. My name is Greg...."
Let me know on my talk page when you're ready, and I'll nom it! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:58, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

It's been nommed! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:18, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the Lateral Thinking thanks, but...

...your code is spewing. It's covering up the bottom of my page and I can't read those helpful copyright notices and those wonderful ads at the bottom (we can't offend our sponsors, can we?) Congrats on winning! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:06, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Puppy's bee says

Sun bee cave Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:36, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Your new sigmund

What's the image of? It looks vaguely... Satanic. WHAT now??? Wednesday, 00:56, Oct 21 2009

PuppyOnTheRadio is waiting to hear from you. Talk to him, talk to him now.Get your cursor away from there!This is the home of PuppyOnTheRadio. Be afraid. Be very afraid.HMV logo

This is the way the sig should have looked except that imagemaps don't display inline - unless someone here know something that I don't - so I've settled for a click inline at the moment, and will probably split this into two different images so I can have user page and talk linked. Pup t 01:50, 21/10/2009

The way it is above is the way I saw it, only much smaller. It's my favorite of Puppy's sigs (other than when he's imitating me, of course). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:42, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, OK. Whoa! That is a huge mass of code. Where's the bestiality link? WHAT now??? Wednesday, 04:12, Oct 21 2009
Found it. You're a sick thorough person, you know that? WHAT now??? Wednesday, 04:13, Oct 21 2009
It was done mainly to see if I could do it. And thank you. Pup t 04:14, 21/10/2009
Big mass of code? Ha! Back in my day, we did all our programming with 0's and 1's. 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0--see that? That's binary for 666! Ha, bet you didn't know that, you young whipper snappers. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:32, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
     1   0   1   0   0   1   1   0   1   0
 * 512 256 128  64  32  16   8   4   2   1
  ---- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
 + 512   0 128   0   0  16   8   0   2   0 = 666
Number bases

Bugger me, he's right. Oh well, for your efforts, here's an image of me showing you the number four in binary. Pup t 04:41, 21/10/2009

You know, I was just going to make a joke about that not being the number four until I realized you're right! And it works out whether you start with the pinky or the thumb. I literally lol'ed. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:47, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
From now on, you'll know what I mean when I write 0 0 1. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:48, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Wikus Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.


Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser
--BlueSpiritGuy 18:07, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:16, Oct 23

edit Same here

Yea. me 2. Anyway, do u think u can help me with the ExOps page and make it into a "Mini-site", like Uncyclopedia Health Service? I'll pay you 50 cookies. Thnx. User:Thomasfan666

Bloody Hellfire! It is a fairly significant ask, and I can't even begin to envisage how you would do that. I don't know. Give me a better idea of how you want it set out, and I might be able to help, but that is a huge task. And given I've already done this, the test section in this, the MSN section in this and this, I know how much work these sorts of things take. Pup t 07:07, 24/10/2009

edit Idea

I understand what u mean, and i know its a fairly signifigant task, but i want/need it to look as realistic as posible. Even though ExOps is a direct parody of Executive Outcomes, you could make it similar to http://www.dyn-intl.com/, and have such sections as "Employees", "What we do", "Fill-out job request (Where do you want bombs to be dropped,etc" and so fourth. User:Thomasfan666 PS. remember the original "Mignight Club" game? they had a good soundtrack...

edit You're my kinda dog

That's cool what you did, checking out the details of Spike's Fortran article because you thought it shouldn't have been disqualified. I salute you! (I'd give you a dog bisquit, but is there a template for that?) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:46, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'm establishing a power base as part of the lead up to my coup d'état. Pup t 06:09, 24/10/2009
Is that so? I'll be placing you under house arrest. As soon as I shake off last night's hang over. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:06, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Can I be in your coup de thingie? I want Mordillo to get all authoritarian with me too!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:09 24 October 2009
Am I getting house arrest too? If so, do I get to choose the type of house? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:13, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
I think you just get kept in your own house. :|    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:55 24 October 2009

edit A Little Assisstance

Forgive me if this is the wrong place to put this, but I would like to ask how to post a picture.Cthulu95 20:38, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Sign your posts first and foremost with the tildes ~~~~    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:33 24 October 2009
As for pictures. use code similar to this:
[[File:Orian57SP2.jpg|200px|right|thumb|This is a caption.]]
Orian57SP2
And it comes out like this.
the first part is the file, use the exact header from the image you want to use. then size, 200-300px is about standard, although if it's still comming out small feel free to use bigger numbers (I think that has to do with wither or not it's a JPEG or something). then location, left and center (has to be american spelling by the way, much to my constant agony). Then if you want a caption you must put thumb then a pipe (|) and then the content of desired caption. Hope I've helped.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:33 24 October 2009
What he said. Pup t 00:13, 25/10/2009
We can post pics just like that? Damn. Here I thought we first had to appease one of the elder gods by sacrificing a soul. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:56, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit PLS Scoring

I'll be sure to let you know when I put the comments up. Unfortunately, I'm fairly busy in life right now n shit so it might be a while. Your article was very well-written and I'm going to nominate it to the VFH. Tough competition this year I must say, but good job. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:37 Oct 25 2009

Congrats, Puppy! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:55, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit Al Pacino

The Al Pacino Academy of Shouting UnScripts:You Don't Know Me, Motherfucker

Moved the script to its own page, and hopefully reduced most of the racism. Hope you like the changes. Did the same with the Christian Bale article as well.

edit Thanks for your vote!

ToughUlrich
According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing.

The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out.

In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Quality Control you VFH before using it for QC

Hi there, HMV. Thanks for the info. You have some nice guys, some flaming ass holes, and some envious whackos = say, 20 ?? Man, thats sounds more like a tiny nut house than democracy. I have twice that many employees.
One solution is people should state-admit their bias, and be not allowed to vote in those categories. The guy who always votes against your handle is doing just that. And he/she is just an crazy ass-hole who is envious of your good work - you should have some way to accuse him!!!
Somehow you must have QUALITY CONTROL IN YOUR GROUP, RATHER THAN BY THE GROUP. Otherwise a lot of people, with much less patience than me, will say, "FUCK UNCYCLOPEDIA" after a couple bad experiences, and your tiny group will never grow. At is kind of a RUDE EXPERIENCE. Don't burn people out. Aren't you supposed to be an attractive web site, and not a repulsive one? Personally, getting a feature is NOT going to pay for my goddamn rent.--Funnybony 09:07, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
What's with the double indenting?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:15 26 October 2009
Also I disagree, as much as I hate against votes with skimpy reasons or that guy who invaribly votes against my "gay" stuff. Everyone is entitled to vote how they please. other wise it doesn't work. Or worse requires admins to do further work.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:15 26 October 2009
So why do the Courts have Jury Duty screening? To weed out the ass holes with bias. VFH should have some standards. There was one article I put, Jack Bauer Facts, and in spite of it being a good article on the genre of Bauer Jokes, which are loved by millions, this one-single person hated the genre (nothing to do with the article), and on THAT FUCKING BASIS they wanted it deleted. Like, if you don't like AC/DC therefore no one can hear them!?? Fortunately this person was fair and open-minded and agreed that their personal bias should not deprive millions of their favorite humor. And so it's OK, I guess, or at least until some jerk tries to delete it again for the same reason. So consider Courtroom "Jury Duty" guidelines, and try to employ those to make VFH unbiased.--Funnybony 12:51, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Err, funnyboy, you need to chill out a bit here. First of all, we're not going to bury VFH with further red tape than it already has. We all need to live with the current system that is based on the sad fact that humor is in the eye of the beholder. So, while you might think your articles are excellent, others might have other opinions (off topic: I don't have any, I didn't get the chance to read any of yours, I'm generalizing here). Also, I think comparing Jury Duty (which I believe is an idiotic system anyway, but that's bedside the point) to voting on featured articles on a humor wiki is hardly a valid analogy in my honest opinion. And last, my ever repeating points - featuring is not the epitome of Uncyclopedia and your experience here should not be derived from VFH. It you think that voters are voting against you for spite, that's another issue and you're welcome to have a chat with an admin. But I've looked over some of the voting pages and it doesn't seem to be the case. You just need to relax a bit, we all have shitty days in VFH, I had a fair share myself. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:57, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
we have all had work crucified on vfh, but it only goes to make it stronger. One day i will go back and redo vitiligo, and it will be an article I can be proud of. In the meantime I'm happy to create things like the sat in Baby Boomers because I recognise that your style, while very different to mine, is very funny. And no-one here wants more to see you sparkle on VFH. It's just patience, dude. Pup 13:22, 26/10/2009

edit Also, what I came here for: You're a big cock.

And congrats on your poo lit wins and things. My last minute article came thrid, so I'm quite pleased. Faggot. Yeah I said it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:15 26 October 2009

As usual, you're only here for the cock. Hell, my last minute entry, Jesus Lites™ didn't even contend. So grats back to yourself. Ya horses hoof. Pup 13:16, 26/10/2009
0_0 What did you just call me!? Also are you aware that "User:POTR" isn't your userspace? It has to be your full name, punishing those who ridiculous long names.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 17:15 26 October 2009
User:POTR was a sockpuppet who got banned, which means that user space is available for me to dump stuff into - which was also why I created that 'puppet in the first place. And don't tell me you haven't heard the rhyming slang "horses hoof". Pup 01:06, 27/10/2009
Homophobe!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:01 28 October 2009
Homophile! Pup 21:31, 28/10/2009

edit On A Similar Note...

...Congrats on your win in the Alt. Namespace section. And, in my opinion, you were totally screwed out of the Best Image category, too. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:19, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Dunno, know that I think about it Sonje had a point.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 21:43 26 October 2009
I think we can all agree that I deserved to win in every category... right guys? Guys? Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:38, Oct 26 2009
Sonje had a point, and I always knew that a major hurdle that I would have to get over was whether they would accept the image as an illustration being that it was very text based. If it was best image category, I would agree. And by the same token, I think the scores on the best alt namespace don't really reflect how close that really came, but like so many other things we do here, humour is largely subjective. Pup 01:06, 27/10/2009
Sad but true. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:52, Oct 27 2009
Indeed. Maybe this is just haughty pretentious old me talking, but I thought POTR's article was by far the most original (even innovative) use of images, even if they are text-based images. Made props to Monika for doing something similarly different. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:40, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

edit On a not similar note...

You're weird. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:46, Oct 27 2009

I'm wired? Like wired for sound? Pup 07:16, 27/10/2009
No, as in weird that you know enough about the Book o' Mormon to know that "And it came to pass..." is repeated an infinitum. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 00:03, Oct 29 2009

edit UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

I'll date it today Oct 28, and do a couple of minor edits for housekeeping; UnNews stuff which I like to do. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:35, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit QVFD

Thanks for posting the cyberbullying articles on the QVFD. However, in the future, if you could refrain from putting that little note on the pages and simply leave them be, that would be much appreciated. It's not a bad thing to do in theory, but it adds an unnecessary step to the process of deletion, which I'd prefer not happen. If the other admins have been conspiring against me and have all already told you to do so, then kindly disregard my presence. I'm not even here right now O_O - Also, penis. 03:39, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. Knee-jerk reaction as I was unable to actually knee the jerk, but I hear you. Pup

edit Thanks

But I'm afraid I'm a tad inexperienced. How exactly do I put it up for Pee Review? --Ozymandiaz 12:55, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

  1. Go to UN:PEE (or click on the link to PEE review that is in the community box to the left of your screen.)
  2. Scroll down to the bottom of the page where it says Create entry. Chuck the name of your article in the box and click the button.
  3. It will come up with a page looking remarkably like the below:

FAQ

Megalomaniac

--Ozymandiaz 03:20, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Humour: {{{Hcomment}}}
Concept: {{{Ccomment}}}
Prose and formatting: {{{Pcomment}}}
Images: {{{Icomment}}}
Miscellaneous: {{{Mcomment}}}
Final Score: Not reviewed yet {{{Fcomment}}}
Reviewer: {{{Signature}}}
Not reviewed yet!
Review now





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4. Simply save the page and leave it at that. Keep an eye on your watchlist as somebody will (usually) tag it when they start the review, but they may not drop a note on your talk-page when it's done.
Good luck!
Pup

edit Congrats

on your WotM win. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:45, Nov 1 2009

Thanks. I don't know if it's official yet or not, but much like FOX news, I'm calling it! Pup
You're still a complete noob, you know. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:33, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
But I'm a n00b with panache. Pup
Hah! Noobs don't have panache! They don't get panache rights until they've been on Uncyc for at least a year. Oh, and Puppy? Your coding is, how the French say, terrible. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:53, Nov 1 2009
Sorry, I don't speak French. Merde! Pup
Jai habit un batton de col.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 10:23 1 November 2009
A true renaissance man. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:06, Nov 2 2009

edit Hello?

I haven't heard from u in a while, so i'll ask you the question again: "Can you make my ExOps page look like an actual website"? User:Thomasfan666

Sorry, I thought I'd responded already. I can have a go at it later, but it is a huge amount of work that needs to be done to make it look like a website. What I can do is give you a structure, but I'll leave it to you to finalise the content. Pup

edit What happened to the puppy talking into the Victrola?

The old signature was vommitously cute - which made everything horrible that was said that much more horrible.

I absolutely agree. Untill it's return I propose a strike on all signitures.
Symbol for vote For. I agree as well, if only I knew what on earth we were talking about.
This annonimity is soo cool! I could vote against right now and nobody would know I was contradicting myself.
ChiefjusticeDS is teh sux0rz! He is such a fag.
Symbol against vote Against.
Whoa, I didn't know that was a real template.
I'm pretty sure it's also broken. Puppy's page is all fucked up now.
It was broken anyway, in fact, I AM POTR now, and nobody can prove otherwise. I can be anyone I want to be now.
No! I am POTR!
Well that doesn't matter because I am Mordillo. Kneel primitive being.
No I am Mordillo! How dare you use my name in vain! banbanbanabanabanbanabnananananabnanbabnabnabnanbabn!
I'm Mordillo and so is my wife.
I am not Mordillo! Are you confusing me with your mistress again? I was so right earlier, this contradiction is fun!
That's all very well but I'm Orian57.
Fuck off Orian, no one likes you. Everybody stop talking and shake your head in disgust.
I, Mordillo, shake my head in disgust.
Symbol against vote Against..
Cheif would like to know who Orian57 is.
 :(
Hang on, who are you?
Your mother, cheif, I am very dissapointed in this bullying behaviour. I think you should gently fuck Orian as an apology.
So either POTR has to watch chief gently fucking Orian, or change his sig back?
No she said He should make love to me because he was mean about me. :( Puppy can do whatever he likes with his sig. Symbol neutral vote Abstain.
Symbol for vote For.
Broken template? What broken template?

edit So what happened...

...from my end is that I got an e-mail saying that Luvvy had commented on her talk page (amongst a few other things.) The next thing I know is that I can't get onto Uncyclopedia for the majority of the day. Now that is classy vandalism! Pup

Even classier is the fact that I couldn't get on, either, even though I was totally unrelated to the issue! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:13, Nov 2 2009

edit After reading your "rulez"...

I am here to tell you that The Tragic Lumberjack Drownings of Ought Nine is on VFP and you should totally take a look. =D Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:13, Nov 2 2009

Well, rats. I kind of asked for it though... Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:43, Nov 2 2009
Sorry. If it's any consolation I feel guilty. Pup
Nah, serves me right for selling myself. Tut tut and all that. Oh, congrats on the feature! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 07:01, Nov 2 2009

edit Christian Bale

its reeeeaaaddddddyyyyy... i think. You might want to give a quick glance.--Matfen815 13:59, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

It's Melbourne Cup day, which means public holiday here, so I won't get a chance to look at this until tomorrow most likely. Pup

edit Salty latex

Thanks for the Nom! And yay for the puppy signature being back. --Puffskein 17:38, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

You deserved the nom. And I had to bow to public pressure on the sig. Pup
Yay Puppy on the radio! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:16, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hi

I've submitted Megalomaniac for Pee Review. You can voice your thoughts here. --Ozymandiaz 20:14, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'm getting there, I think there are still a few articles in front on my list though. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:40, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
I'm happier for chief to go through the review first. He's better at reviewing then I am, and I'd rather actually help with any work that needs to be done with it. Pup
/Chief notes this down in his little book of compliments/ --ChiefjusticeDS 23:22, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

edit WotM

Congrats and stuff! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I second that Congrats. --Puffskein 15:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:39, Nov 3

edit Thanks!

edit CW

Nice work on Street Fighter for CW, there. Made me laugh several times. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 21:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. Please continue to tell me how good I am! Pup
Oh, Puppy, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Puppy. Hey Puppy. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:25, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Oh Whyner, what a pity you don't understand. You're playing with my heart when you grab me by the glans. Pup
True poetry. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 03:47, Nov 4 2009
Yeah, and it's ripped off, too. Although it seems to me Puppy just might have changed one of the song's words.... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Street Fighter

I could go and remove those red links at some point if need be. I'm on the same boat. Though the proposed idea of Juli and Juni doesn't sound half bad, actually. It's just figuring out how to make that work into a whole article, that's the tough part.

Also, awesome work on that article. It's better than whatever I could do. You deserve something... like, I dunno... one of those gold star stickers or something. Or a sweatband. -- Hanyouman 08:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Puppy--or anybody--I can use your help ASAP

All I'm trying to do is something very simple. User:Puffskein wants me to adopt her, so I'm trying to add {{Adoptee|Why do I need to provide this?}} to her user page so it shows up centered and below {{VoteNOTM}} but doesn't change anything else on her user page. Simple, huh? Except I'm trying it on a test page and keep screwing it up. Can anybody either tell me how to do it, or just do it for me and then I can look at your code and see what to do next time? Thanks! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:59, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Dude, before you get too involved, you know there are no girls on the internet, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:03, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, don't give me that crap just fix it or tell me how to fix it if you know how so I don't look like an idiot. I don't care anyway if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's not a vandal. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:05, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, you're my stepdad I shouldn't talk to you like that. I'm just trying to be a responsible parent by throwing a temper tantrum. That's how it works, right? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:06, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I'm your stepdad? So does that mean Puffskein is my step-granddaughter? This is the happiest day of my life. I added the template for you. (Trick was to treat it like a userbox, since it is one.) Knock 'em dead, slugger. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:09, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
We are somewhat incestuous today, aren't we? Pup
What's that got to do with it? As I understand it, Cainad and Eris Discordia are Miley's parents, Miley's my mother, I'm Puffskein's father, Puppy is Miley's brother, and Syndrome is my stepdad. Where's the incest? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:17, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Might have something to do with how I found Eris... --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I'm your stepdad? So does that mean Puffskein is my step-granddaughter? This is the happiest day of my life. I added the template for you. (Trick was to treat it like a userbox, since it is one.) Knock 'em dead, slugger. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:09, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
You fixed it! Way to go, StepDad! I knew it was simple, but I keep getting my versions of HTML mixed up. I still keep trying to design on a wiki like I do on a website. Ah, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. But thanks! And I guess you're my stepdad--you nommed me for NotM, Pee Reviewed my first article Sun Bee, fixed Archery when I threw a tantrum and abandoned it, and hung around with Mommy Miley a lot. (By the way the top 10 for October voting is going on now). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:13, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Aw, you're welcome. (I usually wait until the end before voting on the top 3 because I haven't read all 30 articles, and then I usually miss my chance to vote because I forget.) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:23, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Since it's my talk page, I'll just quickly suggest that as you can vote for 10, Lateral Thinking and UnScripts:steal Bank Customer Service training video are both very good articles. Pup
If they're such good articles, why can't they find me true love? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I'm literally working on Love as we speak. I've just saved it in progress so you can read where I am so far. It's still well and truly a work in progress though. Pup

edit Congratulations! You're a Great Uncle!

Babfing
It's a baby and her name is Puffskein! And look, she's already learning sign language!

I'm the adoptive Daddy of Puffskein; I was adopted by Miley; Miley was adopted by Cainad; you're Miley's brother, so that makes you a Great Uncle. Congratulations, Uncle! Be sure to go see your new niece! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:12, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Why doesn't she come and see me? I'm an old man and I don't get around much any more, what with this mad cow disease. I was trying to think of the word nepotism the other day and I sais incestuous in its place. And I keep putting apostrophes in its when denoting ownership. And you just want to send me to a home and take all my money. Pup
It's Ok, Puppy. I'm your little sister and I won't let them put you in a home. But why don't you give me the money so I can keep it safe for you? You trust your little sister, don't you? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 23:17, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit John Paul Puppy the I, please tell me how. . .

. . .to change out the Globe insign. in the left hand corner of your user and talk page. If you tell me I promise not to put any goddessforsakenboobpics on it. Thanketh, Aleister in Chains 01:45, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

{{Imageaslogo}} - although I have it attached to the template at the top of the screen there which is my nav bar. The code I've got is {{Imageaslogo|logo=PuppyOnTheRadio.gif|Align=-25px}}. The align statement determines where the picture is height-wise.
And alternative though is what I did to the street fighter article -
{{nologo}}
<span style="position: absolute; left: -157px; top: -30px;">
{{click-inline
|image = Streetfighteriiturbo21 2.gif
|width =180px
|link = Main Page
|title = Hadōken
}}
</span>
Which allows you to also change the link and the title (which is what comes up when you mouse hover). It also gives you a bit more flexibility where you can adjust the size of the image to suit as well.
Another option is doing it this way.
{{nologo}}
<span style="position: absolute; left: -157px; top: -30px;">
[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Street_Fighter 
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/63/Animated-Flag-Australia.gif]
</span>
If your image is already the right size this will give you the image in the right place with a link to another page - and it is an external link, so it can redirect to anywhere.
And one other option is to have it as a fixed point image, like this.
<div style="position: fixed; left: -11px; top: 0px;">
[[Image:Animated-Flag-Australia.gif|170px]]
</div>
Which means even if you scroll the page, that image remains. The Australian flag in this page has been done using fixed positioning, as has the error messages in this page.
Hope that helps Pup
Way over my head, but I'll give it a try within a day or two. Thanks very much. The two examples you gave, your Microsoft and Austalian pages, amazing, esp. the Microsoft. If there's a lifetime achievement award for Uncy, I'd say that article deserves it. I'm so overwhelmed I need to go and pull the covers over my head. Aleister in Chains 02:31, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Tell me what you want and I'll set it up if you prefer. I've done it a few times a few different ways so I have a bit of skill at getting it exactly the way I want it. I might even fix your talk page while I'm there. Pup
Thanks, when I find something fun I'll give you a ping. The talk page is fine, I like what you did, and it's a quick way to get in touch when I'd like to get back here. I went back and looked at the Microsoft page again. Damn good. And shows me a little bit more how all those pop ups appear on internet pages. Arthur Clarke's datum comes to mind, seem like magick to those of me who don't have the tech knowledge. Twanks again, Aleister in Chains 02:55, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Actually, most of those pop-ups are through VBS, javascript, flash, or some other form of scripting. What I've done is a very crude faux VBS pop-up which uses an animated gif along with fixed positioning to emulate the result I was after. If I had access to real scripting like that I'd be much more effective. If only I used my powers for evil instead of good. Pup
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