Just as a way of spruiking myself (while not logged in) - I have just been granted a doctorate in Atheology for my work on Intelligent Math - Pup

## editNon-sexual yet still non-consensual intercourse

Everything okay there, chief? -- 06:34, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

yeah. new job starting tomorrow, so I'm slowing down for a while. Pup

## editTip

When listing your userpages that you've moved to mainspace on QVFD, remember to use the {{redirect}} template, otherwise an admin may delete the mainspace article they get redirected to by mistake. Jus' sayin'. --UU - natter 09:54, Nov 15

Modus said the same thing to me once. You admins, can none of you do anything right.   14:10 15 November 2009

## editStereotype

Reviewed it for you. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:11, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, I wouldn't be that drastic about things: the first section is fine, as it plays the straight man, the and whitening of the backgrounds of the images is not at all necessary. If you want to make those revisions, fine (it's your article, after all), but I scored you a 42.25, so it's not like the article is bad in its current state. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:18, November 20, 2009 (UTC)
Well, regardless of what you decide to do, I'm glad my review was helpful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:52, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

## editKyle Maclackers

thnk u very much for your input. I had already checked the article for Laura palmer and ignored it because it was making my eyes bleed, so ure Amanda palmer article was an enjoyable find. I have linked accordingly, and borrowed it about his new-age detective methods. thnx.

on another note, you never got back to me on the keanu reeves article :( It's understandable if you couldn't find time to do one of your epic reviews, I'm just still looking for a yes or no on the Kung fu section at the bottom. --Matfen 23:34, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

It's on my list of things to do, but real life got in the way. This is the first day that I've had to really sit down and get the ball rolling on a couple of things. Pup
I must admit, I HATE it when reality gets in the way. I can only offer my deepest sympathies, and hope it is only temporary.--Matfen 23:40, November 21, 2009 (UTC)

## edit This isn't Vote Whoring it's Pre-Nomination Whoring

I know you're busy, but if you have a chance could you look at HowTo:Be Homeless in America and see if you think it's ready for VFH? I've had two prominent editors say they think it is, but neither one has nominated it, so I'd like your opinion. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:52, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, missed this post. Will get to it tonight my time. (Given I was really impressed with it last tme I expect that it will be a nom.) User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio

## edit Intelligent Math

I saw the link at the top of your talk page, and as I'm half asleep right now starting reading the article and got through the first paragraph before I looked to see if it was really Wikipedia. Then I found out it wasn't. I'm going to have to look at it again when I'm awake. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:57, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Intelligent Maths, I didn't know there was such a thing. --Ozymandiaz 13:28, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

## editName Changer ?

Hey Puppy , can you stick to one identity on your signatures ? Otherwise I think you are running a clone factory somewhere deep in the South Seas...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:03, November 22, 2009 (UTC)

Can I stick to one identity? Hmmm... Pup

## editConservation Week

This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2009-B.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

You are the winner, with an impressive 8 rewrites in two weeks. You utterly destroyed the competition, especially when you consider the fact that nobody else entered anywhere near as many articles as you did. You are also the first person to win this award outright. Congratulations good sir. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:36, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Hooray for me! Pup
Damn kids. Even if you are my uncle. (Seriously, Congrats!) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:06, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
Good job there. All I got was a ribbon of participation and a t-shirt and a kiss from Chief. -- 04:10, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
You got a kiss on the cheek? How come I didn't get one? And I even showed him my bum. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:12, November 24, 2009 (UTC)
Cheater! If they only counted all my articles four times I would have won for sure! Seriously though, congrats!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  04:18, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Here is my ego. Isn't it cute. Feel free to stroke it. Pup

/me goes all Lennie from Of Mice and Men on POTR's ego. Tuesday, 06:52, Nov 24 2009

## editI was watching Valkyrie

And I saw a puppy on the radio! It was on the disc on the gramophone when the Wagner music was playing, during the bombing raid scene! ~ 10:53, Nov 24, 2009

Wow! I'm famous! Pup

No you're not.

Only the radio is famous~ Web surfer 12:34, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

## editExperimental review

hey dog, congrats on Conservation week. Well deserved! And I had no idea you'd only been here for 4 months. I'd have guessed more like 4 years.

As for your Pee review, it was quite harsh but quite constructive. I've done a few of your minor changes over the past few days, but now I've recovered from the blunt shock of the review, I shall whip out the thesaurus and tighten the article up sometime over the next few days. Again, Congrats sir! --Matfen 16:35, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry about the bluntness. My intention with a review is to give as much feedback as possible, but I have a tendency to focus on what can make it better, so it does have a tendency to read as you did it wrong here. The truth is that there is no right or wrong way to write an article, and a review is opinion and nothing more. However if you throw an article up for VFH and you haven't gotten it as good as you can get it, you will be shot down and have a much blunter type of feedback. So think of it as a kind of harsh love. Pup

Please see this. If you (or any other computer geek who sees this) have any ideas, please post them there. Since Uncyclopedia changed its login page a few days ago, we have a very productive user who apparently isn't blocked but still can't log in. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:21, November 24, 2009 (UTC)

Don't know. I've tried a couple of different browsers and different IPs and different platforms and I can't replicate the problem. I can't work out where the problem lies, so I can't think of a fix beyond what Sannse has already suggested. I'd suggest they try on a different computer at some stage as well, to see if it is related to the server/IP or related somehow to the User profile. (The latter is unlikely, but I honestly am scratching my head.) Pup
1. I hear they make a shampoo for that.
2. I have experienced this briefly but I'm not able to reproduce anything so I really don't have anything helpful to say.
3. Puppy, are you ever on IRC? If not, that's okay, but I'd appreciate a moment to chat with you privately. Like, if 1 means I couldn't care less and 10 means I desperately need to speak with you every second of the day, about a 3. -- 07:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
The user got a little help from a friend, and was able to sign on today. Or yesterday, if today is still tomorrow where you're at. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:20, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
I'm never on IRC. I live in a different time zone from most of the users on here so when I'm here they're elsewhere. I also like being open about what I do here, so having conversations in the open appeals to me. However you can get me on Special:Emailuser/PuppyOnTheRadio or alternatively [[1]] Pup
I noticed. Did they managed to resolve where the issue arose? Pup
...I was going to say something here but that last comment of yours just leaves me completely dumbfounded. I'll start a new header later. You just wait and see. -- 01:08, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

## editSing for me

Go on grandad, sing.   16:57 26 November 2009

La la la la la la la la (and now for the Rhianna moment) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Pup
Oh well, you are austraillian, when have they ever sung anything? Also hows this place getting on without me???   22:32 26 November 2009
Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me... Sorry, have you been gone? I hand't noticed. Pup
You're just saying that to hurt my feelings. :(   13:48 27 November 2009

have you come back now? Pup

No. You?   23:24 1 December 2009

## edit Godly Pee Review of Intelligent Design

I Pee Reviewed Intelligent Math based on version 4220821 of 03:36, November 15, 2009. I hope this helps!  Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:33, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Also I know you made a cool template for this, but I don't remember where it is.  Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:33, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

Are you kidding? I've saved it as a favourite. Just click on Bookmarks -> links -> PEEd. It's right there at the top of the screen! Pup

pee on my farticle? Necropaxx threw a 24-hour deadline template 48 hours ago then he vanished. FreddCan Shredd 18:57, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

I thought I had! I'll see what I can do but lack of PEEing time at the moment. Real life... blah blah... you know... Pup

## edit Sobriety is so over rated

I have now been sober for excess of two months due to doctors orders. I have a work christmas party in a fortnight that I have to be at but not going to handle sober. So tonight I DECIDED to avoid caps and start drinking again. Sobriety is now an extremely dim memory. So is everything else. Wheeee! Pup Wow, I can still sign!

## edit Sup yo

 Hot diggity, boy!You caught that fish so good that Necropaxx is gonna thank you! ```"Thank you." ~ Necropaxx ```

Sunday, 05:48, Nov 29 2009

## editThanks!

 Avast! We at The Pirate Bay thank you for your support of our operations! If ever you find yourself in Sweden, drop by the Bay and enjoy our hospitality.
-- 07:33, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

## edit It's a mermaid!

Please say hi to your new great-niece Little Mermaid!  Father WHY??? (confessions)  18:55, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Ahem

$N + F =$  Father WHY??? (confessions)  05:17, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

I'm known for my subtlety Pup

## edit The Aristocrats!

Should your translator article be in the best bad taste article section instead of the aristocrats section? Tuesday, 18:46, Dec 1 2009

Already have an article in best bad taste article section. The second one has been designed to offend as many people as possible. The translator is a short joke which will offend very few people. I don't expect to win as it's not likely to be the best in category, but I wrote the article for an unrelated purpose and then thought it might be aristocrat worthy. Especially if there are no other real contenders. (In other words, it's the gauntlet that I've thrown down hoping that somebody outdoes me.) Pup
I was just wondering the same thing. That piece doesn't seem to be related to the category - unless I'm missing something? ~ 12:46, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
I'll add my voice to the chorus. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:40, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I didn't expect it to be a winner. (Everyone's a bloody critic.) Pup
No, no. Everybody's just referring to the fact that an article entered in that category is expected to involve Aristocrats, in some however remote way. Just adding the words "THE ARISTOCRATS!" at the end of your translated text would already be sufficient, and quite funny too, in my opinion. 20:55, 3 December 2009
Hmmm... I've removed it from the running at the moment but I'm working on a way to m,ake it have a more snuggly fit. Pup

## edit Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness

 Because you voted for the article featured 1 Dec. 2009, many, many more people will now know HowTo:Be Homeless in America. Look for them coming to your house to thank you!

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:30, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Pee Review template

You know much more about code than I do, but I noticed that the template used in your Pee Review here doesn't move a reviewed article to the Reviewed area. It still shows up as needing to be reviewed, so you might want to fix the template. As I'm now a Steel Kidney, this is official notice and stuff. Gosh, what power I have now! Bwah ha ha! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:51, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

Damn! First thing on my list of things to do. Pup
Temporary fix in place. I'll get to work on the template embedded fix later (ie before I use it again.) Pup
Well done, thou good and faithful Puppy. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:23, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Carebears

I responded & stuff. I'd like to help out with the article if I can and maybe we can get <insert name here> involved too!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  06:37, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Well, gee, I'll think about it. -- <insert name here> 20:09, December 2, 2009 (UTC)
I'm fairly surprised <insert name here> is interested in that kind of stuff. -- 06:01, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
Well, it will be our little secret. -- <insert name here> 06:37, December 3, 2009 (UTC)
humph.   12:51 3 December 2009
Oh come on <insert name here>, you haven't even begun to edit it yet & I've already gone and added a couple of pictures! I'm winning!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  03:34, December 5, 2009 (UTC)
Real life and stuff! Pup

## editDid I break Wikia?

 LEGAL NOTICE The Uncyclopedia Legal Department has, by the power it has vested in itself, declared this user page legal for any and all intents and purposes, for a reasonable duration of time. It is in the jurisdiction and discreet cumulacrum of the Head of the Department to decide otherwise at any time. This note was delivered under commission from the purveyors of legalism.

Anyway, I'm pleased to note you have lately expressed some of the feelings I have been repressing. Keep expressing them for both of us and I can keep mine repressed. If you like. -- 06:04, December 3, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. I don't quite know how else to respond. Of course, not knowing what I should say has never stopped me from talking in the past. Pup

## edit It takes a village to raise an idiot

Also, I've asked him to do a reskin for Christmas since Christmas cheer seems to be his thing. I've never done a reskin, though. Do you have anything useful to say? I'm not expecting a complete overhaul of the main page like your Microsoft reskin but any pointers would be welcome. -- 01:15, December 4, 2009 (UTC)

As for reskins I can't really give any "advice". My way of doing these type of things is to have an image in my head of what I want to acheive, and then do whatever it takes to get there. I do keep my coding as neat as possible so I can jump back through what I've done and say to myself there's an issue with this bit, so I need to edit this section.
As for that article, the next step was to compare it to the review done by Why? Nothing more. Pup
Why? never reviewed that article. You, sir, are clearly hallucinating. -- 02:45, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
What? didn't Why? review? WHY??? 03:03, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Was it chief then? There was a revew, I'm sure of it. Pup
Review of what? What did I not do? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:07, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
Why's on first. Who's on second. Tricia Bellrose radio thing by Orian. Pup

## edit Ha! ILYATDBBBTASFG!

Ha ha ha ha! I love your Uncyclopedia:Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball's Best Bad Taste Article, "Search for God."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  03:42, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

## editFile:Buffy maneuver.gif

Hello, and may the holiday season find you in a Santa suit, drunk on the Vegas strip. On my talk page, where you left the mulilated and fun space on the top left, can you please pop in the image , if the size is adjusted it may fit fine, the larger the better. Seriously, I wish I knew code half as much as you and some other editors do. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 19:18, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, very nice of you, and take as long as it needs. Buffy is worth the wait, but only in an unfrozen and active state. The pic maybe should come down a little, take a look and see what you think. It also seems dark, is that normal? Technology, the wave of the future. Thanks edgein, no, I mean Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 05:12, December 7, 2009 (UTC)
Real life? I'm confused by your earthling expression. Anyway, take as long as you need, go Christmas shopping, I'm just grateful for the eventuality, even if it's 2010, the year we dig up Arthur Clarke and shoot his ass into space once and for all. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 12:31, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
They starting digging this year, but something wierd happened. The last thing they heard from the grave diggers was "My God, it's full of stars!" Pup

She moves! You, a Dr. Frankenstein apprentice, have brought the dead Buffy alive again, just like at the start of the 6th or 7th season. She moves, she lives, cause for a celebratory feast tonight, meet in Spike's crypt just after dark. Sgzmjr! Aleister in Chains 13:58, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

If you just showed the top half of the animation it would look like she's doing something else. ;) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:28, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Cheers!

 YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff.  23:09, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Your sig is doing what?

Dear Puppy of the continually changing sig,

Currently, on El Sid's signature on this page, the mouse over text says he's you (if you move the mouse around, you may find a spot where it doesn't, but mostly it does). Thought you'd want to know. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:34, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

I'm aware of the issue. {{click-inline}} has a few issues including that hanging below thing. I haven't worked out why the problem exists. Pup

## edit Hey, just letting you know

You're still gay. -- 03:38, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

Only on Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. And Saturday afternoons by special request, but I charge weekend rates. (Sorry, I now write job ads for a living, and it's starting to filter into here.) Pup
Job ads for a living, huh? Does that come with health insurance? Do you think you could get me in on that? -- 04:10, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
We have this thing called medicare here that covers what most employer paid health insurances does and it's paid for by the government. It's a shame that the American government can't afford public health care. That's the problem with countries that have economic issues. And I don't get health insurance, but I won a bottle of bourbon the other day. It was extremely hard to not drink it while I was at work and not getting sales. Pup
Well, I'm sure writing them for a living is better than seeking them for a living. Probably pays better, too. -- 04:29, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah... I now earn almost as much as if I were on government benefits. Sigh! Pup
Yeah, America can't afford health care. A few years ago, the average salary was about \$25,000 a year--that's for full time workers. But if you divided up all the income of all Americans, and I mean everyone, unemployed, disabled, children, even infants, the average income was a little over \$86,000 per year. Something not quite adding up here?
Also America spends twice the amount per person on health care of any other nation in the world, yet in the industrialized world has one the lowest expected lifespans and the highest infant mortality rate. Right now, the president and others are trying to fix the mess. Good luck to them. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:13, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
I missed this earlier. Are we talking modal average versus median average? Either way it astounds me that 25k USD is an average. I'm on what would work out as the equivalent of 32k US (exchange rate included) and I have recently gone through a significant pay drop. I look at my income and think it is stupid given father of three children etc. I could potentially earn more but have decided that stress level is not worth the pay. I am working toward a higher pay level again but trying to do so in a better environment. Either way, I am somewhat drunk, but I wish Obama all the best in his efforts towards a government backed health care, but the reality is I cannot believe that such a strong economy has such a difficulty taking care of it's people. Without the general public you don't have a strong economy. Pup
While we're talking about how backwards Australia is, explain to me how this makes any sense. Go on. I dare you. -- 03:35, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Victoria, ACT, NSW and Tasmania all know what time it is during daylight savings. The capital of South Australia is Adelaide, known as the city of churches, which means they like to be half an hour behind so they can sleep in a little more on Sunday before Mass. Broken hill is just that - broken. Queensland have experimented with daylight savings but never inhaled. (Actually the Queensland premier a few years ago stated that he didn't want to introduce daylight savings because of the concerns about "faded curtains" and "confused cows".) Northern Territory is not a state but a Territory and believe that they should have their own set of rules, and no federal government is going to tell them what bloody time it is. After all, the federal government can't even work out how to keep down the damned aboriginal population. And lastly we have Western Australia, which is 3 hours and 60 years behind the times. Pup
Western Australia happens to be where I live. I'll have you know that daylight savings is an abomination, and will cause the said faded curtains and cows, also skin cancer and obesity, increase in car accidents, fatigue levels, productivity, an increase in exciting things that happen in Western Australia (and we can't have any of that), and also possibly a slight decrease in our levels of backwardness that we worked so hard to maintain. ~ 07:59, Dec 15, 2009

## editHave confused myself

After receiving criticizm (first time an accident, but I like the spelling) about my time-travel posting on noob I went back to look at it, and now I can't tell if you voted for me or not, or where the posting ended up and where it began. Hoisted on my own Captain Piccard. If you did, thank you, and if you didn't, the check is in the mail, and if you don't remember, then neither of us will ever know. Jah. Aleister in Chains 01:46, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

~ Check the vote count. As of right now, there's a nom with no vote (0) plus three postings by different people who used signatures. As the vote count is 3, and each person with a signature gets to vote once, let's add it up.

$0 + 3x = 3 votes$

$3x = 3 votes$

$x = votes$

Thus the answer is, the kangaroo. (Or maybe it's three people voted for you so far, including RomArtus, you, and Puppy.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:08, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I love math! And time travel! And noobs! Pup

## edit I was reverting vandalism

I was reverting on Mordillo's talk page, but you posted right after the vandalism, so consequently I reverted your edits. Sorry about that, but wanted to let you know so you could put whatever of your comment you wanted to put back in. Right now I'm reverting vandalism. Gotta go! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:36, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I was just stuffing around with the vandalism. No problem. Pup

## editHey Puppy

You wouldn't happen to be a fan of this album, would you? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:08, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, it's more like they are a fan of me! Pup

...is too tall. It's ruining formatting and making small children cry.

See how your sig makes the numbering get spaced out? I mean, spaced right out, man. Make your sig less tall. 05:32, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Making children cry is part of my raisin debtor. Or something. Pup
Yeah. Sure. Do that thing I said. 07:15, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

## editNewb Proposal

 UN:LEGAL Legal Department Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal"."Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.

## editSo

Did John McEnroe actually use to throw down his racket and leave the tennis court? I was never a huge tennis fan so I'm ashamed to say I don't remember this....~ 23:39, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

I honestly never remember seeing him throw his racquet, but he was well known for swearing at the refs and losing his temper. I also know that as a result of racquet throwing around this period there are substantial fines for players who throw their racquets. I may have stretched the truth here slightly in order to attribute something to McEnroe that he wasn't guilty of, but I figured the joke works even if you don't know the reality behind it, as long as you accept the behaviour is possible.
I've also just finished the second animation in this series, which is significantly more complex. I'm about to upload it as File:PuppyMan.gif. If you liked McEnroe Pong you might like this. Pup
I did remember something vaguely like that. He's an aussie right? Also, let me scribble this down - raquet. Raquet.R-A-C-Q-U-E-T. There. Got it now. I think ~ 07:04, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Hey I just stopped by to vandalize minor edit your monitor page to say that I love the Pong .gif, hilarious!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  07:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
I had a feeling he was American to tell you the truth, although if he was an Aussie it really wouldn't surprise me. And I'm still editing the monitor page. Although it's getting close to finished. I have put the review of the above on hold as - to be quite honest - I can't think of anything constructive to say. Pup
Indeed, he's a yank. Sorry for trashing your home country. I shall never do so again. ~ 07:42, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Feel free to trash Australia. I have no qualms about criticising America. You are talking about one of the least respectful countries in the world. Peter Brock and Steve Irwin died in the same week. The bodies hadn't even cooled before we started making jokes about them. Pup
I'm more concerned about the lead singer of Midnight Oil being the minister of culture. Even though I do like these guys. ~ 10:59, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Who are Peter Brock and Steve Irwin?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  06:48, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, Peter Garrett - the only man who could take a Grand Mal seizure and turn it into a dance move. However, nobody dances like Doc Neeson. Pup
Hey I did that thing again where I changed your monitor settings. I'm not sure why really. It wouldn't hurt my feelings if you changed it all back. Maybe you should talk about the future of monitors and how they're gonna be implanted directly in our eyes now that the Illuminaughty Illuminati have convinced us to carry around minitrue miniature portable models? Um, that's all really.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  ~  ~  07:36, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Rude Puppy

Puppy u haven't posted anything rude on my talk page in like forever. :( DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:04, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

## edit Good Puppy

You reviewed my article some time back(: Thanks for the help! 11:40 December 15

## editHope you don't mind...

But I used your Pee review template. It was very useful. Also, I ate your Haagen-Dazs. Sorry... --Matfen 03:43, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

You ate my Swedish Masseuse? Good work! Pup
It took two sittings. She was BIG! Btw, I just finished touching up Keanu Reeves (that sounds perverted) so you might like to take a look. Am not going to be nomming it for highlight for a while, though. --Matfen 17:47, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

## editAlright faggot?

How's everyfing goin?   17:02 18 December 2009

Hey bitch, did you see my new sig (which I sporked from your sig that you sporked from Tagstit's sig)? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 17:18 • Friday, 18-12-2009
Look at that title. It's so nice to know that you've loved isn't it? --Ozymandiaz 17:30, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
hey, he isn't even properly gay, I have every right to call him what ever I like.   22:33 18 December 2009
Not much is happening. Work has stopped for the year a week earlier than I was expecting so I'm trying to work out what I'm going to do next. I've spent too much time playing with format articles like microsoft knowledge base, search for god, fuckwit to english translator recently, so looking for the next challenge. Pup

## edit Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy

 CongratulationsYou have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness![[{|]] [[|}]]

Thanks! 20:26, 18 December 2009

## edit Error on page

Congrats on getting Microsoft Knowledge Base named of the three most irritating popular articles for November 2009! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:20, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

## editDrama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:23, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

I would have written something but you forgot to leave a link to the article for me to look at. Actually I have a tendency to forget there are other people on Uncyclopedia so I do end up lengthening drama unintentionally. I think this may be a time to intentionally not extend drama. Good article though, and it has helped me make a decision about one of my next projects. I would suggest that rather than getting users to add comments I would invent users to add comments - that way you could have the personal insults, reversal of opinion, fence sitting, et al, but have it as a controlled mayhem as it's only you. Pup
That will be an excellent idea to fall back on when no-one adds anything. I was halfway about the idea, cause it seemed a bit tacky, like having 15 quotes at the beginning of an article. But I though the metaness (is that a word?) of the article might have made it a bit more justifiable and fresh. Anyway, Thanks G.I. JOE! --Matfen 00:58, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

## edit I'll review if I can find it

As per the request to review Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Dissociative Identity Disorder: where is the article? I'll be happy to review it, if I can find it. Is the idea that the reader clicks on several links to put the multiple pieces together? Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

It's a rewrite of Dissociative Identity Disorder, which I think So So wrote for a PLS of ages past. To understand it fully, it helps to start at the first revision and read them one by one. Tricky, yeah? -- 19:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Whoops, I was wrong. That's how the original one worked. It looks like POTR decided to do that one thing with choose tags. -- 19:39, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, Syndrome. I'll still wait to review until Puppy comments, but appreciate the link. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Syndrome hit the nail on the head. It's a semi-random page that pays homage to Dissociative Identity Disorder, but if this is to go mainspace it would be changed to Multiple personality disorder and the redirect to Dissociative Identity Disorder would then be removed. I'm not looking to replace So So's page as I love what has been done with that one. The problem is that I'm not sure that this one works, as it is derivative of the original, and I am worried that having the two of them there would impact on the effectiveness of both of them. So what I'm really looking for in a PEE review is this: Is this worth putting more effort into to move it to mainspace or is it better left as it is - a n00bish attempt at a novel concept that should remain in userspace. So in short, a yes or no question. (The fact that there was confusion about what the hell you should be looking at has actually given me a fairly good idea of where I should go already, but I'll wait for feedback. Syndrome, any feedback you want to throw into the mix would also be appreciated.) Pup
If you want a short opinion, I can give you that informally. But if you want a Pee Review from me, I'll be my usual long-winded self. Your choice, uncle! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:14, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Short opinion is fine. But if you do that then make sure you take this out of the PEE review queue as all I'm really after is a quickie. Pup