User talk:Puncherofbears

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Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Puncherofbears, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

Scotty and the bloody knife
Writing funny articles
Understanding Uncyclopedia: About usBeginner's GuideHow to editOur projectsGetting ideasHelp menu
Understanding Funny: How To Be Funny And Not Just StupidFunny and not just stupid imagesChoosing words creatively
What to avoid: VandalismCyberbullyingWriting about yourself or your palsDramaOveruse of initial quotationsOveruse of lists
What people have asked for: ArticlesPictures
Additional help: Get spelling/grammar helpFind or become a co-authorHow to write an UnNewsAsk an AdminGet feedback on your work

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please write to me at the bottom of my talk page (by clicking on my signature below) or to an Admin on their talk page. Alternatively, you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! Spıke Ѧ 12:42 27-Jul-14

edit Cyberbullying

We don't want an article about your playground pal in the encyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 12:42 27-Jul-14

edit Expecting others to do your work for you

You need to do enough writing that others know that you are describing a fictional character in a game world. Usually we check Wikipedia, and rarely Google, since Google sometimes routes to real people's pages on Facebook and the like. You need to work harder to make your page funnier to a wider range of people other than 13 year old Team Fortress players. If someone tells you your article isn't funny, that is because they did not find it funny, and likely have more experience in making pages funny. Don't take it personally, it just means it needs more work. If you want to collaborate on the article, working with others to write the articles, which can be helpful for beginners, leave a message on their talk page to see if they are interested. When writing about a game character, don't assume everybody knows the game. Try reading Bella Goth for an example of a game character page. And when leaving feedback on articles, leave the feedback on the talk page, not in the article itself, just so you know. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:48, July 27, 2014 (UTC)

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