User talk:Professorninja

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Hello, Professorninja, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
Beginner's Guide
How to be funny and not just stupid
If you read anything at all, please make it the above two links. It'll be worth your while. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask in the Forums, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedia Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.
If you have any burning questions that you want to ask, come join us on our IRC channel at; irc:// if your browser has a inbuilt client (Like Opera or Firefox with the Chatzilla plugin) just click on that link. If you have another IRC client plug these mystical co-ordinates into it:
  • server:
  • port: 6667
  • channel: #uncyclopedia
And finally If you have none of the above you can use the web based CGI client
Enjoy your stay at Uncyclopedia :)
BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jun 17, 06:34

edit Adoptation

You are mine now! Put on the assless chaps and wait your turn. I mean...welcome! If you have any questions, direct them to my talk page. I'm semi-inactive, but I check my talkpage every day multiple times, so if you need me, I'll be there. If you want tips on how to write funny and stuff, of course read HTBFANJS, but feel free to ask me for advice on specific works of yours. I'm here to help.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 17:27, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Type {{adopted|Ljlego}}, that'll fix the {{{1}}} issue. Those are what are called variables, and whenever a template has something that is likely to change depending on who is using it and under what circumstances they are using it, they are made. Basically, if you see a template has variables, they go in numerical order ({{template|1|2|3}}). If the variable is named, it's like this: {{template|variable=poop}}. Experiment in the sandbox. Other than that, you're off to a good start. I'll have a look at your article and see what I can do to help. Meanwhile, submit it to pee review and see what you get. Remember, also, to sign talkpage posts with --~~~~. See the signature page to learn how to set up a custom one.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:16, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Personal tools