User talk:Prof Mozart

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Prof Mozart, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit How Dare You

How dare you, sir, try to advise me, a world renown scholar, adventurer, poet, and invester. I am also a wikipedia master (Just ask about me) and think very little of the opinions of mere beginners)! Please keep your comments to yourself, and never, if we ever correspond again try to advise me.--Prof Mozart 01:36, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

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