User talk:PrincessCaitlai

Behold!! The Communist Ninjastar I award this page a Communist Ninjastar because you are helping to save Communism. In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!! ^_^

I Was Just Thinking Of You Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need it now, You know what to do. ~Premier Tom Mayfair

01:47, 29 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Pie Man

Congratulations! Hindleyite has awarded you a pie! You rule. As such, you are now on my Chrimbo card list. -- Hindleyite

Thanks for the votes at VFH! This is a 'magic' pie which has the filling of your choice. So, enjoy! -- Hindleyite 18:35, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Sigmachure

Okay, change the text color or something. It hurts the eyes to read it. --Ж Kalir _{where's my house?} 00:22, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

edit "Sigmachure" Redux

First, don't change the colour. It's a royal colour now and you might be mistaken as a commoner if it was a common colour.

Second, fix your sig. It's spilling code on edit pages...luckily it's easy to fix. Read Signature templates.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:51, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

edit Xmas

Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!

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22:08, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Commercial Conformity Period. Erm, I mean Christmas. -- Hindleyite Converse 18:20, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa! This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget, Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded. So be good, or else.

Merry Christmas, mommy! Now where's my present? --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Hugs

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit. She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear, but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

edit Happy Valentine's Day

As a token of my purely Platonic love for you on this most lovely of days, DiZ would like to present you with a purely Platonic heart-shaped box of chocolate, some half-withered roses, and an assortment of those chalky candies with the words written on them. Happy Valentine's Day, and I hope you get some this year.

--Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:13, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Oops

Hi, I got banned from the channel for a couple days for goofing around with Tom last night. I originally thought his link was to some bad image, but apparently it totally screwed up people's computers.--24.80.70.174 20:01, 27 February 2007 (UTC)oops again, I logged out, that was me--Shandon 20:02, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit My Comrade

18:31, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Tigers and Cardinals

edit UnNews:Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta

Thank you for your vote. It's nice to know that someone gets my sense of humor. Please don't die! I plan on writing more. :) --Kenvalyi 02:32, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

edit We Shall Never Forget

LET US BOW OUR HEADS IN SHAME The society for the commemoration of Porchesia would like to thank thee for helping us to remember, if only for a moment, the follies of the human race. Thank you for remembering

~ 17:14, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your vote

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

edit meh

Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl. Remember: The Power Is Yours!

And that's x2 if I can count correctly. Anyway, I would like to send you a T-Shirt. I would like to, but you know, I'm too damn lazy/poor/dumb/who the hell uses the postal service anyways? -- 20:45, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you...

For the "FOR" vote on the 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York.

Hugs,

PP

edit Thanks!

	Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
	Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:21, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. For voting on Alcoholics Anonymous. -- Emmzee

--Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!} _{Don't click here!}

edit Another Thanks!

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts! Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:58, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote!

edit Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 11:20, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

edit Mmmmm Children

	The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!!
	Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012

02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Congratulations!

You've won the spaz award \o/

The Spaz Award Spaz spazzes out and hands PrincessCaitlai this award ^_^ ! Awarded for being one of the few females on IRC and the Internet

edit Very Thankulations

edit Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number four from my free cookie giveaway

edit You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

Hey, I really do Feel The Love. Thanks for the vote!--Shandon 04:55, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a bajoodle!

edit THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

edit Sanks!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:28, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

edit THX

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:09, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you very much

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:08, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 11:15 May 24, 2013 05:06, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Shanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:05, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your vote

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Sir Roger 05:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Sweet Christ!

PrincessCaitlai

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

Duke
(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

edit Thanks you!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Anniversary!!!

Princess, a few days late, but: congratulations (to Uncyclopedia) for you being here a year now. And shame to all the people who didn't notice. Off with their heads!!! D.G.Neree 22:42, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:28, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

edit You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:12, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. You are the most special of all the users who voted for me on UotM last month. Whereas thoughtless bastards like Mhaille's vote was only worth 1/17000 contributions, yours was worth a healthy 1/100. Y'know? Yeah. Stay in school. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:41, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit YOU HAZ UZERPAJE????

Ha! Found you! --Andorin Kato 07:01, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Bloody Pagans

edit A WARNING

edit Merry

	HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
	If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry. Yours truly, RAHB

Merry Christmas Caitlai -RAHB 07:39, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 13:17, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Enjoy!

You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM. Extreme caution should be used when drinking or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from children under six.

As per thanks, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:35, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Mistress Pussy

We are trying to build a female user group here at Uncyc, and are awarding all established female Uncyclopedians the title of Mistress Pussy. You are free to use this lovely template on your userpage {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} from here on to eternity. All praise Sophia! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:24, 11 Mar

edit PAULODVDRW BRAZIL

Hello PrincessCaitlai!!! [1]

I am going here to give you good night ((kisses))!!!200.140.80.23 03:49, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Ridiculously late thankings

	BOO!! Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
	Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:46, Mar 29

edit Every dirty template that comes along...

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17/04/2008 @ 03:16

edit Late thanks!

Thanks, son! But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son? Thanks for voting for Veteran.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:44 Jun 3

edit Happy Hanukkah

edit Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sirsysrq @ 23:46 Dec 21