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This is a talk page archive. Its here because something needs to take up space right here. So leave it ALONE. Post anything that you have to say to me on my real talk page or I will just ignore you. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:21, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit It is so empty here!

Hello? echo echo echo Is there anyone there? echo echo echo ~Jewriken.GIF 02:00, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Cheers!

Happy spok This is my happy face

Unlike this monkey you appreciated my article. Nerds all around the world are rejoicing and praising you as their newest Captain. Thank you for voting!

The Force is strong within you.

edit UnSignpost 26th February 09

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edit Eternally Indebted

Flower power 4708d8a4838a8
Thanks For Being Groovy!

I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

Thanks for your support oh prettiest of the pretties. You may now consider me your personal flying monkey, ready to do your bidding.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:44, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Hope your brief absence was refreshing. The epic isn't quite the box office smash but it was still quite a statement and hopefully getting a .5 for each of us. A group effort got all of the formatting issues settled and Spang came along and tabled the article. On the final tweaks it was truly amazing to see so many sentences that were half mine, half yours - Like the deer in the headlights bit. You writing Lionel's part was key because I wouldn't have gone in that direction, probably making a "Jocko Madigan" clone ala Novak. There would have been no Sophie and no junkie.
The direction and tact of the period piece is settled and fairly obvious. Your crackin' the code is a fixture and your invited to add/edit at will. The ram photo might need another fix or two if you have any suggestions.
Per above, I'm ready to fly too.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:43, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Snuggie

Apparently everyone loves snuggie so much that it's a hotspot for unwanted edits!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:08, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

I am about ready to ask Sannse to place a quasi-lock on it to keep these god damn kids from monkeying around with it during studyhall. And what the fuck is it about teenage males that makes them think that doing really stupid stuff is "kewl"? I look at my son and he is so sweet and a good kid and then I look at my husband and see what he'll become. Its all I can do to stop myself from slitting my throat. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:10, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
Combo I Told Her Thanks For Voting To Feature Private Eye

But she looked at me like I was wearing orange in the St Patrick's Day parade. I wasn't sure if that was fog behind me or if my favorite place for take-out Chinese food had just went up in flames but I knew that I'd better make this quick either way. "You were great, kid" I told her but her facial expression never changed. She kicked off her heels and put on a pair of roller skates but she looked about as comfortable in them as a woodpecker in the petrified forest. She took one last drag off her cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, flicked the butt at my feet and rolled away into the night - leaving me standing there like a wide screen TV on layaway. I took another sniff of the air and now I was sure, Chang's Wok Inn was definitely on fire and it looked like it was going to be another night of hamburger helper and "Juggs" magazine..............................

Hope you like the template!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:59, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks...

...for the vote. And the reminder to thank people. And for adopting me, even though (as you said) our interaction was minimal. Although I did wish you a happy V-tines day. So yeah.

But seriously, thanks for the vote, and the nomination, and all that other stuff.

Finally, I don't know how to desing a template, because I'm an idiot. So yeah. But, seriously...

...Thank you.

--Guildensternenstein 04:03, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Check your talk page - I answered you there. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:02, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Regarding Cute - "See also" section

[1] I admit that my attempt to reorganize the section was poorly conceived, but there must be something we can say about how neoteny is related to cuteness. (Admittedly, that might belong in the neoteny article instead.) Any suggestions? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 05:57, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

As you have learned, I tend to police my articles ;-). It is sufficent to say in an article, one bullet point, that reads: * [[Neoteeny]] is cute with the link so that people can go to that article; and its a cute way to do it, too. Part of the problem is that the purpose of the linkification is to take people to the article - and sometimes we forget that. As for the See also section, that is a standard formatting protocol at the end of the article. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:54, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Just a belated mention that Talk:Neoteny#Spelling and content questions contains a relevant Wikipedia link, if you need further clarification on what neoteny has to do with cuteness. (I am not pressuring you to answer the questions I raised there.) --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:50, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes, I see. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:11, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th March 09

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edit Tanks for the mammaries

yeah, in tanks of water, mammaries usually float. Uncanny, nes par? Anyway, thanks for that really cool Xmas card. I'm back, as long as this old PC keeps working. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:08, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank God! I might just reconsider coming back to UnNews instead of going to Africa, to forget. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

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edit UnSignpost 19th March

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edit PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognisant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognisant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise!

I know I've just told you that on my talk page, but I'm one for completeness, so there. –—Hv (talk) 24/03 20:31

edit Hi Prettiestpretty...

I practically quit the place since I saw 99% of the people cannot tell a coitus interruptus from a joke. Good luck with your stories, but I suggest you sharpen them up a bit and sell them somewhere - here you're just throwing pearls before swine, mostly.

Are you still smellling up the place? Haven't you heard of douche?

-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:40, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

You know, thats about the nicest thing that anyone has said to me in these parts. And between you and I, I've kept my best stuff back for just that reason. I wish you would stay. My frustration is that there has been an influx of people who think everything has to either be the Gong Show to be funny, or they have fashioned themselves as administrative Hitlers by running around and snapping things into shape because all things must conform to their exacting standards. Anyway, after Poo Lit its time for my semi annual exhile - last year when I came back a lot of people were gone. Now I'm afraid that when i come back, everyone will be gone. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:44, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
I'm sad to hear you're leaving. :( But before you go, would you like to vote on Neurotic again? Just thought I'd canvas those who voted for last time. Again, sad to hear you're leaving though, you're awsome! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:27 25 March 2009
I'll still be flying in periodically to Police, just not contributing. My best material comes when fall and winter loom, and my SAD begins to brew. When they say there is great humor in pain, they are correct. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:50, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
SAD? is that an acronym or just emphasis on sad? :S anyways I shall be dropping a template by soon, because you voted for Neurotic getting featured last time. :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:33 26 March 2009
Seasonal Affective Depression. Its a chemical imbalance in the brain triggered by decreasing amounts of sunlight. You know how some people get a bit melancholic in the fall - when the days grow shorter, but they find solace in the beauty of falling leaves, and a crispness in the air? Well for people with SAD (actually, its SADD - the second "D" stands for disorder) life becomes hopeless, angst ridden, etc. Some people get over it on their own, othrs use SRI's (Pharmaceuticals), visits to counselors and sometimes even full spectrum light boxes to treat the depression. Well, my mind brain reacts a bit differently - I fit into the 1% that use all of the above, and still have a hard time hanging on. Its crippling. If there is anything to gained from it (everything reminds of death for about four months a year) is that I can take that anxiety and create some really good work. My best stuff is usually created in fall, winter and early spring. After the veil lifts, around the first of March, I loose my creativity and my drive to create. Life becomes too full of, well, life, to dive into writing. So when I get to this point, rather than turn out weak content, I just shut it down until fall. Then when I start feeling suicidal, I start writing. Rather Sylvia Plath of me, don't you think? Don't worry though, we've (the family, my friends here, doctors) all know when the "milky grey veil" begins to descend and we take steps to mitigate it. Now that I understand it, its just a period on the calender when I hibernate, so to speak. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:35, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
"Administrative Hitlers running around" - hope that's not meant to be me! ;-) Anyway, I have no idea why I just noticed this, but wanted to say this place is never as good when there are no new PP articles to look forward to, and I look forward to the next time you send stuff our way. If you keep your best stuff back from us, then based on what you do give us, I really wish I could get a look at it some day! Anyway, pippings for now, have a great spring and summer and whatnot, guess we'll see you in the fall? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:36, Apr 13

edit Thanks anyway!

Neurotic Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

For voting for teh first time it was nomminated, your support is still apreciated! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:52 26 March 2009


edit DPP Leaving ?

Don't leave ! Keep the Rubber Duck Flying ! --Romartus 08:49, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

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edit How about...

...some co-writing? I don't get it why people are so lazy on that, or have I been looking in the wrong direction? I have a few stubs stored in my bag, or we can start something fresh if you like. By the way, I already forgot Brothel got featured - the place isn't such a dump after all. How about we meet in the chatroom one of these days? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:56, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Would love to co-create. I could, for the right material, come back from my self imposed spring summer exhile. However I must say that in the past I have been burned by someone who courted my talents, and after giving this person some great (and I do mean GREAT work) in two articles, it got thrown off into a sandbox page where it will never be used. So if I do this, my stuff goes in. If it gets tossed aside, I shall be very cross. So I'm in, but if the Muse courts me, the junk stays in the article. I don't chat (hot or otherwise) however you may email me through the Uncyclopedia system and we can play ball that way. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:59, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Too bad you won't chat - it's the quickest way of tossing ideas about and sounding out the other one about them. I'm flexible about my writing, and for good co-operation am willing to throw my stuff aside even if it doesn't feel right at the moment (I hope). This seems to mean you gotta lead the expedition. OK - any ideas you would like to start with? I have a few stubs as I said - I'll get the links for you, just a sec. If none of those feels like your thing, we can work out something else. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:42, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

User:Multiliteralist/Retromania User:Multiliteralist/The lost play User:Multiliteralist/UnNews:Mankind no longer oedipal User:Multiliteralist/age of reason User:Multiliteralist/haikus There they are, most of them, I think. Each needs something I haven't been able to produce yet. "Haikus" is my pet project, started with Fag in the chatroom - the framework should be really good for a thing like that, otherwise it will just look like a zillion others like it. The "Oedipal" bit is a caper, I've just been too lazy to write it. The Lost Play is almost finished, and I don't know what it needs. Same goes for Retromania: the frame could (maybe should) be different, and I don't know how. It looks OK but not quite good enough. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:06, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes, the haiku piece definitely needs a good additional idea to be funny - I just re-read it and OK, it was funny, live, at the IRC, but it needs a healthy looking body to fly. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:22, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
What about Haiku versions of classic literature? Grapes of Wrath, Gone with The Wind, Frankenstein, Illiad? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:14, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes that works, let's do that. Let's discuss the rest of the article on its talk page - there should be a "project" or something for framework. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 05:19, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

edit IC reminder

hi ms. pretty, you're signed up for colonization, but since you're on sabbatical, we'll be taking you off the active roster. you're welcome to return anytime, however. incidentally, would you mind if i made some edits to Mrs J? i feel like it's a real winner. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:26, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Go ahead - just remember - its about feminine oder AND douching with Lysol. Thats the icky punchline because she really came from an ad that promoted brown lysol douches. And you also can't change the idea that it gives her a certain "aire" and prevents her from being invited back a second time. Beyond that, knock yer socks off. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:18, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
righto, i think the existing stuff is gold, i just would like to throw in some more content in hopes of getting it properly recognized. feel free to revert any or all of this proposed content. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:24, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

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edit UnNews

I've got to say it again, I loved the Spector/Specter article. If it doesn't get featured, my wife and I will both commit suicide on camera. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:08, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Zim, I sincerely appreciate the thought, but televised suicide is a bit extreme. I would venture to say that someone in particular is not voting for it because its better than anything he could produce on his own, and he's jealous. Look, we both know its great writing. But part of good UnNews writing is timeliness. And the process for VFH - unless it has overwhelming support - takes so long that the article misses its punch. My idea is that we launch VFUN and come up with a news story that gets a highlight on the Unnews page. Like VFP it wouldn't be awared only when something of merit is submitted. What say you? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:31, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


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edit Happy Mothers' Day!

To my adopted mother!

Love, —Sir Guildensternenstein 16:33, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 14th

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edit Thanks so much!

CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

And it's great to see that you're still here. How's things? :) --T. (talk) 11:52, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Just marginally lurking about these days. Waiting for the Muse to court my mind again. But you're about about, I think that Muse may be more cooperative. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:38, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I hope so. But I can understand needing a break from the place.  :) --T. (talk) 16:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

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I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:36, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:51, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Nothing much I could do...

I added a couple of sentences, shortened the fever section (I think if there would be a lot of repetition of "his or her", then "her" is conventionally used. Not sure), and corrected some 's's and such. It looked ready to me - some bloating up could be done by enthusiastic advertising text, I suppose - but the article now looks more like an ad from former times so I'm not sure how to do it. The message seems to be all there.

  • Foitermore, I have a few articles on their way to greatness. Tell me if you have time in August or so. The haiku bit - this reminded me now - I'll add some to it right away. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:54, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:55 30 June 2009

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edit Sorry

I'm sorry! I didn't know it bugged You.... it's just that....... Chiyo Mihama is just too cute!!!!!! Oh yeah! Also, Sarah Palin is Evil!!!!!!

You aren't bugging me, but if you are going to add it, add it to the content, without diverting other text. And yes, Sarah Palin is evil, but her shoes were cute! Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:37, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
And PLEASE sign your posts on talk pages with four tildas ~~~~ which produces a date stamp and you name. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:38, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Halp!

I could do with your dexterous figures flitting across your keyboard to help an article I'm working on at the moment. Any ideas would be most welcome..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I see that you approve. I think that the text of the book itself should be loaded with food and eating metaphores. I am especially proud fo the Mae West quote, which I made up from scratch, thank you very much...Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:29, 14 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, really pleased with that additions. It is quite a fertile subject for satire, methinks. Pleased with it so far, sure it will be augmented with more funnies over time... ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

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edit Seriously?

I just spotted this. I might be wrong, but it looks a bit like you voted against mine becuase I voted against yours. -- exotic Ape (liberate) (Riot Porn) 15:46, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course I did! The Fat Girl is a great article, good humor throughout and it ends on a logical note. You dimissed it as being too gay, well of course it is gay, sweetie: thats the whole idea, isn't it? But its also terribly accurate: these women exist. Well if you can call something "too gay" and give that reason for not supporting it, so can I. There, now neither of us wins, and we both lose. No fun, is it. Well, I could be persueded to change my mind if you could be persueded to change yours, dahling... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:04, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Um, no I'm not doing that. It should be possible to vote against someone's work without fearing that it will negatively affect the vote of your own. Otherwise, there would never be any againsts. Also, "too gay" was shorthand for: "I fear that only someone with a high degree of exposure to the gay community would find this funny." Please try not to be so petty in future. -- exotic Ape (liberate) (Riot Porn) 20:50, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Dear Ape, Yes, it is possible to vote against an article - but you didn't just vote against it, you called an article about something "gay", "too gay". Nevermind it its well written, you chose to send a message that didn't sit well with me. I'm willing to discuss this in a sane fashion, but please, before you wag your finger in my face, you need to step back and look at your original motives. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
He told you his motives above. "I fear that only someone with a high degree of exposure to the gay community would find this funny." Sure, his comment of "too gay" may not have been constructive in his original vote, but he's already clarified what he meant. In-jokes can make an article inaccessible for those that don't understand them, which, I suspect, is exactly what I ran into when I read the article. He may have made a mistake in his choice of criticism, but please don't hold a grudge against him when he's already tried to remedy the problem. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:43, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Boomer, This conversation is between Ape and I, you are not part of this. I kindly ask you to stay out of this. Kindly, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:58, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Its no worse then commenting "Too British" on an article about Britain. If what I said didn't sit well with you, why didn't you ask me about it, rather than assuming homophobia and then making some childish point? You're in the wrong, please realise it. -- exotic Ape (liberate) (Riot Porn) 02:23, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Ape, we disagree. You got on my bad side, I got on yours. There, are you happy? Evidently I know nothing about you - I don't know of any instance where either of us has volunteered to learn anything about one and other, can you name one? erhaps had this happened this situation wouldn't be a situation. Again, if you want to work through this personality problem between the two of us, I'm open, but I refuse to continue on being beaten about by your "superior" self. This matter is done as far as I am concerned unless you wish to call a truce and try and find something that we share in common. I have children to raise, a job to perform, a mother in law to diaper; I have more important things to do than spend time on this. Cordially, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:17, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
Oktoberfest-Waitress

Let's just be friends...

I thought you were better than that. For shame, PP. For shame. Now I don't believe in anything! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
Me is making a point, not to worry. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:22, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, Jesus Christ, people. I think you should both just live with it, it's only an against vote. Seriosuly, guys, get over yourselves, and if you really care that much about features, go write some more good articles. Don't worry about a single vote, guys. I know you should not make a dramathon out of something pretty insignificant from experience. So, why don't you both say sorry, and go your separate ways? Staircase CUNt 03:01, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

Amen! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:17, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
I'm happy to drop it. Shall we make up over pie and beer? -- exotic Ape (liberate) (Riot Porn) 12:56, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Face Transplant, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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MadMax 20:07, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:38, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:39, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit No!

Don't go! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:50, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

edit He's right!

Largely in an effort to boost the prestige of my own award by associating it with yourself I present to you the following:

Wallace in wrong trousers You are not pants
MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

For bowing out of Uncyclopedia in the most graceful manor I could imagine. Thank you for editing here. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:26, Aug 12

"Don't leave messages here" it says in your message. "I don't plan on reading them", it says. But as I don't plan on emailing, I'll leave a sincere "congratulations" here, along with a heartfelt "good luck". Maybe you will read it eventually - probably more chance here than elsewhere. All the best to one of the best. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:01, Aug 12
I too am leaving a message on your talk page because I'm such a rebel. I probably should use this opportunity to say something pleasant. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:47, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:04, Aug 18

edit We love you, Prettiestpretty!

Be back more! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC)!

Nom my Cyclops story VFH and I just might reconsider! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:52, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
She's blackmailing us Modus! -- exotic Ape (liberate) (Riot Porn) 02:14, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Just because we love you doesn't mean that you're the boss of us. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:17, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
But Modus, this is something that you want to do. And the more you deny it the more evident it becomes XOXO. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:30, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Even if I wanted to, I can't. I never learned how to read. Even Greek is all Greek to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

edit My dear...

I was wondering what happened here? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:32, Feb 15

edit Hello

Hi, good to meet you. You are one of the legends. I saw your edit and just wanted to say hi. Please autograph my chest. And hopefully you will stay around for awhile, in between your other stuff. Seriously, you've done very nice work here, it's well appreciated. Aleister in Chains 1:11 13 4 mmx

I say hello too. Or something.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 01:16, April 13, 2010 (UTC)
And Hello to you, handsomes mens! I don't hang around much as time and work (thanks to Uncyclopedia!) have me busy but I do haunt this place on occassion. Remember, the key to good satire is not looking beyond the obvious. Make yor sentences so tight that they cut off the air to the readers brain, and people will laugh at just about anything! Hugs!Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:14, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
Also if you have room for a double entendre its always worth shoving one in. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Or six. Mahaille - are you back? If so I may serious consider flutter by more frequently. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:09, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
He never left, he just sits on your user page and pines for you all day. It's sad really, but we all know and ignore it. Thanks for the writing advice PretPret, well put and understandable. Aleister sans chains 20:02 13 5 MMX
I have no idea who any of you people are. Get off my talkpage! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:06, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry everyone. Grandpa hasn't had his medication today. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:10, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Tribune terminates Little Orphan Annie

Well I just tossed this up (UnNews:Tribune Media Announces Termination of Little Orphan Annie) because I'm selfish and I know a good story when it happens. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:16, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

And I just renamed it (UnNews style is without capital letters on every word), corrected typoes, and recorded it as an UnNews Audio. You are added to UnNews:UnNewsAudio#Other writers whose stuff got broadcast, complete with US flag, which you should change if it's incorrect or delete altogether. The only philosophical disagreement is that I think the name of the source article should be played straight instead of made part of the joke; it is your reader's exit to see what prompted the UnNews, and thereby enjoy it more. Spıke ¬ 01:22 14-May-10

edit ZOMG

You're slightly back!! This is the literally the best thing that has happened to me all week. Didn't you get a gig doing this kind of thing professionally or something? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

Well aren't you sweet for popping in and saying what you said! Yes, I do have a gig writing for cash now. I love it. Thank God for my editor. I promise to keep popping in as time permits. Still it looks like there are all sorts of new people around, so I'm not so sure that they know of me, or about me. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:52, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
Who is this new guy? I take it from his name that he's gay. The only other thing I could think of is that it may be a woman of legend who has 19 features and never got around to breaking the 20 barrier, where no woman has gone before. The glass ceiling. Letting down her species. But this gay guy would probably be glad to be called a woman, so I desist. Aleister in Chains 19:11 26 5 MMX
Ah, but I see that Aleister is still around, being his old charming self. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:16, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
And still knowing as well. Why not nominate knowing for feature (just popped up on recent pages) or do you have one you love more? Should have that 20th, and I've been urging a 40th on Modus who is sitting at 39.5 for months. Knowing? Al des chains few minutes later
Well, why don't you have a look at the finish on the article, which isn't so great and fluff it up. Then we'll jointy reap the benefit when it wins. According to your caluations, that would put me 19.5 wins!

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