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edit 1 or 2 things...

"Run-of-the-mill" - are this kind of expressions written without the dashes nowadays? Not being sarcastic, mind you: I actually don't know. There are a couple without. And no problem - it's refreshing to see an article that's rather subtle than a rip-off. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 04:54, 18 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Congrats

It appears your picture is going to win the TDB. Congratulations. I was impressed by your Short bus article as well. Very clever and nicely done. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:22, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Also... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:05, Dec 21
Yes. That as well. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:47, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Happy Hanukkah


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:23, Dec 21

edit Congrats On The Double Victory!



I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

Also: congrats on your image winning the TDB! Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:25, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

edit During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:58, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Here's Your Christmas Tree

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:06, 25 December 2008 (UTC)C

edit UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:01, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar?

So yeah, if you remember this, I've finally had a bit of a chip at it. Enjoyed it too. I was contemplating further chippage, but thought I'd get your thoughts on how it stands so far, and if you're happy for me to continue - wouldn't want to tread on the Prettiest toes! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:06, Jan 5

Dude. Your edits have touched that special place I call my heart. Seriously, its so much better. Thanks! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:15, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Yay! I may undertake some more chipping shortly then. Hope you're having an agreeable 2009 thus far. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:28, Jan 5
America is 15 days away from unloading George W. Bush. Its going to be a great year. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:58, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Sweet Smokin' Genius

I like. Gave it a quick proof-read, got rid of a couple of typos and some redundant words - if I've inadvertently altered any American spellings to English, do please feel free to revert. I've got to go and look after a friend's children this afternoon but will give some thought to the article while doing so and see if I can come up with anything to add. Doubtless Modus will come up with something too. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:01, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:02, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit There ya go luv

Hey Now!

I'm in research and scribble mode with a new project. Something along the lines of "HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress". It'll need a woman's touch if you (or anyone else you can recommend) is interested in some collaborative work.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:01, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Now that is enticing. Give it a start and I'll harmonize right in. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:23, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Will-Do, I've compiled a bunch of ideas and notes and I'm deciding on angle. I have two hilarious home-made pics I found that go with a modern real woman allowing her pathetic spouse to feel wanted and needed by playing damsel in distress. Then there's the comic book/superhero angle including advice on how to choose your hero and villain wisely. "Don't get close to superheroes that attract freaks for enemies". Lots of pictures. I know a site that specializes in pics of vintage Comics covers that feature damsel-in-distress being tied up/bondage. Any thoughts?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:08, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
You could do this one of two ways. You could a) play it as real thing that can happen, but only if you are being held captive my a dragon, locked in a tower, etc. - OR - you could play it very, very low key and show that there are all sorts of people about that can help you, "your problem is that you've been condition to expect a handsome prince to come to your rescue, not an overweight plumber named Ralph with a butt crack like a Vegas slot machine" angle. Just me thoughts. PP Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:10, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
As I start writing it's looking like it's going in a real-thing-that-can-happen direction. User:DrStrange/HowTo:Be A Damsel In Distress I think my gut instinct is moving toward making fun of the fact that "damsel-n-distress" is an overly-used plot device for entertainment in all forms. The world would just fall apart because protagonists would be unmotivated, etc. It's tone would be kinda like girl-talk, poking fun at pathetic men and their need for drama/self esteem issues and giving each other tips for dealing with the role. I'll keep working on the skeleton, it should provide an avenue for all of the angles and jokes we're mentioning.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:18, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
It's ready for you to mess with/add to. Nothing is too sacred here, see/say what you think--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:13, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:31, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:30, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

edit It is a tradition

That POTY has to conjure his own prize template. The prize committee will be waiting for your proposals :) ~Jewriken.GIF 16:35, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey, Homie!

How's it hanging? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:42 1 February 2009

As my husband would say, hanging loose. Now that you asked - could you take a look at Sweet somking Jesus and opine on its merits? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
I could try, but you've given me a red link and I'm full of the cold right now. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:24 2 February 2009
Sweet smoking Jesus still needs more cowbell. I'm finally about to get back to doing a little work on it and any and all input (especially from someone like yourself) is helpful --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:30, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
oh right I'll see how I'm feeling tommorow. trying to look at tagstit's monkey-fucking idea and barely concentrating on that. :| ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:33 2 February 2009

edit N00b Stuff

Hi there. I hate to keep bugging you about this, but I'd still like to be adopted if you're still up to the whole idea. If not, well, that's totally cool, but yeah. I mean, I've read most of your stuff and think it's all really good and I think I could learn a' thing 'r two under your Uncyclopedia wing.

Furthermore, I find you to be an incredibly attractive and sexy woman. *does creepy stare*

Finally, on a totally unrelated note, I'd like to be nominated for the incredibly prestegious N00b of the Month award, as I am a N00b and been here less than a month. Me calling you attractive had absolutely nothing to do with me trying to get you to nominate me as NotM. Seriously, nothing at all. Stop assuming it did.

I will now sign my post, as per our agreement:

--Guildensternenstein 21:37, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Recipes on Endangered Species


Now hold em' steady while I rip his guts out


Take a look at the latest plot twist to help fuel this article somewhere ridiculously funny. Hit the link and it should be instantly apparent.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

  • I've always thought that this article should go for the insidious, rather than slapstick. The recipes are good, and most of the illustrations. But I want to redo the cookbook, either as a Billy Mays cookbook or as a Martha Stewart one. Let me play around with this today when I can at work. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:17, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good! I'll continue working on better recipe pictures. Martha Stewart and evil/insidious are an easy match IMO. I have the pic pieces necessary to have Martha Stewart handling/cooking endangered species by herself and with celebrities. Any thought on celebrity friend recipes? Russell Crow Koala Stroganoff maybe? What think you?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:35, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
We had a rough evening last night with our little one, so I didn't have a chance to work on an image. I like this one in concept, but the koala is fuzzy. Could be a VFP if you could get a clearer koala, though. I have an idea for Chinese. Will get to it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:18, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
YUUUUMMMMMM Manatee rue! Really? VFP for that pic? Sure, I can find a better koala. Also, I understand that between the two of us, I'm the one with very little going on in the life dept so no need to apologize. BTW, that disc golf tourney sucked. One inch of frozen crust on top of 6 inches of powder snow which covered a thin layer of black ice on the ground. Wind chill was horrible, it was whipping up dust devils of powdered snow. Definitely a survival experience.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:42, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

This article needs to be moved to unbooks. It no longer is encyclopediac. And oh, darken the blood in the image. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:35, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Blood darkened. That's exactly what the Mrs said, "blood's too bright". It takes forever for the new version to show these days for some reason but it's been altered. UnBook, eh? I should do one myself sometime.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:54, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Got yer message, I just happened to notice the move at roughly the same time after hitting "recent changes". So, after the Black Jack idea for endangered species (and seeing his grinning mug) I haven't been able to get the idea out of my head so I'm using him for something even sillier. Take a wild guess what the next project is!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:21, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Congratulations on PotY

You've earned it. By "earned", I mean "slept your way to the top". I assume that's how you did it, anyway. That's how I'd do it. Apropo of nothing, that's how I did it. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:10, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you! You know, sleeping ones way to the top is much easier than sleeping ones way to the middle. Now that's a challenge. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:21, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Now we have to clone you. Hold still. Stop squirming! There. The next generation of photochoppers is guaranteed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:02, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:15, Feb 5

edit You can do something FOR me

Look at my article what I done and judge it. There is also this. Was this the kind of thing you had in mind when you said you could do something for me on my talk page? :) Also I hope you don't hate the bit in the paper about you. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:51 5 February 2009

I liked the article, would have changed one word in the song and have no problem-o with the sign-post mention EXCEPT it forgot to mention how God damn inmpressive my self created award is (which I may play around with and alter in the coming weeks). And Oh, don't forget you promised to take a peek at Sweet smoking Jesus my little honey bunches of oats. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:32, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
Sorry about that, I'd thought about putting in a picture of your award but I didn't really have the space. Also can I drop a subtler hint? And also this? ;) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:43 5 February 2009
You're the coolest! :D If only circumstances were different... For now though, *cyber hug*. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:37 5 February 2009
Snatch, what are friends for? Could you take a look at Pupate Homosexual and tell me if I have it right? Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:44, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
I'll have a look. But you're really not asking the right person. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:55 6 February 2009
Do you know any gay people around these parts? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:44, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
Well theres MrN9001, he doesn't have an orientation of his own so you can assign whichever one you like. Though I just meant I'm almost 19 and still haven't been kissed yet. I had an unrequited love for nearly two years when I was 14-16 if that counts though. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:13 6 February 2009
Oh, how sweet! You're saving yourself; but if you don't at least take a quick taste of the fruit of life, how will you know if the flavor doesn't suit you? Lucky is the young man who awakens from the drudgery of the world to discover you, and allows you to discover him. As for that unrequited love for two years, learn from that mistake. You are young, and the future seems endless for now: there is nothing sadder than one who gives their heart to another who has no use for it, only find that that the years have slipped by without reward of real affection. This is the only tragedy life - to give ones heart to another who doesn't care. The opposite of love isn't hate, its apathy. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:08, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
That might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Also this was great, You'll need to sort out some SpellIng/grammer issues but I thought it was pretty solid other than that. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:18 6 February 2009

edit Does Template:Infobox Shitland need to exist?

Would that work in the article as a code substitution? One use templates generally aren't good: there is a risk that some noob might spam them and they tend to encourage noobs to spawn other such templates. I'm not saying that template shouldn't exist, I'm just asking if there is a reason its a template. --Mnb'z 06:23, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't care how it is as long as its on the article. If you don't like the template, then create the code to take its place BEFORE you nom the template for a VFD. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:09, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

edit GILF

I'm tempted to nom this page but want your permission. Are we finished yet?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:32, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Have at it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:51, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
I suppose the VFH board will open up a slot soon and I'll be at it. I kind of bumped into GILF when you were doing minor edits and I couldn't think of a thing to add or rephrase on it. I'm still going to work on my...ahem...period piece which won't feature Jack Black but I've had a brainstorm on a new project that will finish sooner. "Private Eye" has not been covered as a general subject and beyond a few articles that are specific characters the subject is wide open. I've been listening to a steady diet of Old Time Radio for about three years now, so I'm producing a paint-by-number private eye story that focuses more on the metaphor abuse so common in this particular genre during the radio days than some fascinating intricate plot. I'm not going for Naked Gun stupid and trying to emulate Pat Novak for hire and Broadway: My Beat. I'll give you linky when it's off the clipboard and maybe you can think of some bizarre metaphors using contemporary subjects.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:56, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Ooooooh well, sorry about that. I didn't think it was the Mona Lisa or anything but some of the stuff that's popular on VFH looks like it was tossed together in an afternoon so I thought it had a chance. Perhaps a lack-of-prurient-interest for the target audience was a factor. Who knows. I have linky for Private Eye. Still in base construction mode. I've already written some odd metaphors down that can be worked-on or altered or completely ignored. It's inspirational material just like the damsel writing tactic. This is going to be a fast moving story that may have gaps in-between relatively brief chapters (ADD enabled). I really need a better demographic for his milk-bone underwear sideline to cater to.....I don't like "tourists".--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:02, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Drive-by: looking promising Doc, I'm a sucker for that kind of thing. You might wanna read this, if you haven't already, to make sure you avoid coming off too close to it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:05, Feb 12
Thank you UU, I did have a concern that there might be something out there I needed to avoid duplicating.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:46, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Private Eye

Uh oh! we're getting into dialogue and intricate plot now! That's OK, because I like the way it's going so far. I've made two more sections needed for a proper film noir and today I'll be doing some reading to establish the genre's industry-standard cliche "escape mechanisms" to employ in order to resolve the story properly.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:23, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

OK, I have a plot. I really only want you and me to know the details. People are watching and I don't want to write the surprise ending until the very end for suspense purposes. Any way to PM the info to you? Yahoo box or something?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:07, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

Go ahead and email me the plot using the email this user linkie in the left side box. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:05, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
I think there was a touch of "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" in the plot. After the weekend we might have ourselves a finished product. You're rollin'.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:59, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

PI is now on pee, PP. It needs some blue linkage, perhaps some micro-scrutiny on the grammar and that's about it I think. If you see an opportunity to get another good zinger in or perhaps fine-tune a silly metaphor, have at it.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:28, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 12th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:46, Feb 11

edit Thanks for voting

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
BushAnnan My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

edit Hey

Hey I am fairly new here and I do not know if you know about me but I know about you...creepy huh? Well anyways, I just started really getting into photoshop, and have turned up my first image for an article I am doing. I just asked Orian what the requirements were for making VFP quality pictures or what people are looking for and he directed me to you. So I was just wondering if you had any thoughts or tips you could bestow on me because my dad and stepdad are about as clueless as I am when it comes to offense to them of course. Sorry to bother you, but if you do help me out thanks alot in advance! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:28, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you, I know plenty about images. I'm just too lazy to do em, that's all. =] Sir SysRq (talk) 18:27, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh...well I just never see pictures on your page haha. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:49, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
"Ha ha" He's laughing at you, Sissy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:50 14 February 2009
Damn the way I got my second feature today! =D ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
"Damn straight" Fucking homophobe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:53 14 February 2009
No, I think what he meant was "Damn straight" as in "Damn those straight people and their ball scratching ways!" Sir SysRq (talk) 18:58, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Fucking heterophobes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:59 14 February 2009
Fine you were getting too old for me anyway. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:02 14 February 2009
Good job at your baseball game, son! Wanna go get an ice cream? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:15, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
You're not my daddy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:16 14 February 2009
YA! Can we hang my feature in my room? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Let's put it right here on the refrigerator, son. Right next to all of the other things you made me that I hate. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Aww well I'm just happy to make you so proud. By the way, if your my dad and orian is my stepdad...who is my real mom? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Heerenveen. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:25 14 February 2009
Heerenveen. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:27, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Why her? I have never really seen her...or him... I thought it'd be Yettie ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:30, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Well she's away right now. so we can say anything we like and teh chances of her finding out are probably nil. Yettie is just too psychotic to have actual baby-making secx with. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:32 14 February 2009
Oh ok...she is funny she a boy or girl...for reals...I have no freaking clue anymore ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
She's a girl, with a vagina and periosds and everything. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:35 14 February 2009 the way...I feel bad for the people who come back to their page with a full conversation between random people in a section they didn't even contribute to.~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:37, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
That is a lie. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:38, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
HOLY SHIT WE'RE ON P.P.'s PAGE! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:39 14 February 2009

edit Thought I might...

...wish the only female on this site a happy Valentine's Day. So: "Happy Valentine's Day!" <3 --Guildensternenstein 17:20, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Aww! Somebody has a crush. /giggles like a school girl ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:33 14 February 2009
I do not! Girls are icky! --Guildensternenstein 04:13, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th February2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:09, Feb 19 ==POST NO COMMENTS BELOW THIS LINE==

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