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Please note: This is an archive page and current discussions do not take place here. If you feel the ned to bable to yourself, then have at it and I will call the hospital and they will come for you. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:30, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

edit It all feels so bare....

Please start a new conversation....this place is naked without one. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Christmas and stuff

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno
Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days.
Just don't tell the Queen.

Humbug

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:53, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Santaweb
ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!


PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

-RAHB 14:20, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Wow!

Damn good Christmas card! Even if I didn't get one :(. --MaddMax 00:18, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!




Thank you again for trying to sway the naysayer by expanding the "why" section a bit. I hope he takes the time to read it again so that hopefully he may change his mind.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 17:12, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
My privilege. And thank you for using the picture of Junior doing just what the article is about. I love that image; glad it was of use to you. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:51, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
I added a whole section in the beginning answering his question "Why", and is full of great hooks and I smoothed out some transitions to make it flow better. I hope he changes his mind.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 20:41, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Dear Prettiestpretty

Thank you very much my dear :D that really did make me laugh ;) merry christmas —Braydie 23:14, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Christmas

African babies that will make your heart melt with grief
WELL TONIGHT, THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU.

Merry Christmas. - STM

edit Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:16, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit LOL@Grandma got run over by a John Deere

Seriously LOL too, not like "I can't think of anything to say so I'm just going to say I laughed out loud to lighten the tension" LOL.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:37, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Well thank you sweetie. Hell if I know where these thoughts come from sometimes. Its a lot like passing gas - sometimes they just leak out. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:58, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
How ladylike and charming of you. Say, can you tell me what you think of User:Ljlego/Why?:Knot? so far? I'm trying something different stylistically speaking, and I want to see how it's going.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:46, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine December 23, 2007

You realize of course that vowed never to do another image. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:02, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Honestly, this is one of the greatest Xmas presents I've gotten! Thanks so much! For my edification, what app(s) do you use to make them... I may want to dabble or encourage other evil writers to do so. These covers... really, they're third in line after sex and great sex, of my most favoritest things! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:25, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
But if you do, What of I? Who will love me as you do? What of consistency? Design? Feed me the ideas and together we will conquer the world of such magazines! Actually, the hardest part is coming up with the story idea headlines. This one just happened to flow because I wasn't trying. I have one in mind for the coming week. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:23, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Xmas!

~ Merry Xmas Prettiestpretty/archive6! ~

--YeOldeLuke 08:00, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews Sunday Magazine, December 30, 2007

Hah! UGotY! Excellent cover, as always. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:04, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You

I appreciate your taking the time to give me some information and advice on how to do things on this site and your offer of future help. I've been trying to figure out how things work on this site on my own thus far, so it's nice to know you're open to questions about to do stuff. Frenchfried 14:04, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Frenchfired, thank you for writing. While I'm not one to adopt newbies, I will help you. I think you have talent. Use your sandbox and if you want me to read anything, just give me a heads up, OK? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:20, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

edit I replied on my talk page

to your question about Bill Bennett? I do appreciate your courtesy in asking before you started editing. Thanks. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 21:13, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Vice President edits

Well yes, but honestly I preferred the concept of a "Vice-President" embodying the vices of a nation over your current rewrite, which I regrettably found nothing to laugh over. I think it's because it's partially true that Vice Presidents (see [[1]] , especially those outside the US, doesn't have that much power; it's sort of like the ceremonial role of the President in countries such as Israel, Singapore etc. where the Prime Minister is the head of state, just as the American President is. Having said that, if you think you can expand on your theme and make it funnier, kindly do so, but I don't see how your theme of a "powerless" Vice President could ever be funny, unless of course you construe the position as the mirror opposite of US Vice President Dick Cheney, then maybe you could get some laughs Ethereal 00:17, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for your reply. I thought about the "vice" angle, but for me its too easy a target - low hanging fruit, you know. With the example of Spiro Agnew aside, and Aaron Burr excepted, most of the vice presidents in the US have been mere blips, also rans, etc. I also reasoned that Vice Presidents in companies seldom are merry makers of the sinister either. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:09, 4 January 2008 (UTC)
Hey PP, sorry for the delay, I'm a bit swamped. Will review it ASAP :) ~ Mordillo where is my DILDO? 16:56, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

edit UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine, January 6, 2008

You continue to rock, m'Lady! I'm ranting about how great you are, doing these things, hoping my wife will actually get involved in Uncyc out of jealousy. She's already got the psychotic part down cold, so I think she's a natural Uncycho. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Praise is great, really, don't stop. But I would like some ideas about improving them. This one did teach me that small graphics - the part about the Winfrey, Obama, Obama love triangle the image is so small you have no idea what it is. But constructive help is always welcome. As is any nomination for Fooliztzer Prize. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:35, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control

Thanks for the kontributions contributions! :) --THE 21:42, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Yeah, what is my problem?

Hey girlfriend. Sorry I’ve been so antisocial lately. I’m trying to resurrect my reputation around here with more work on biographies like Claude Monet. Mhaille has been kind enough to help me with my formatting, copy editing, creativity, humor problems… How have you been? How was your holiday season? It’s amazing how many important articles are missing (like biographies of painters) I definitely have my work cut out for me…--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 16:01, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Tomorrow...

I will be starting a new section within Claude Monet tomorrow, feel free to drop by and add anything you wish :) Or if you see anything that you think needs funnying up in the rest of it don't hesitate to make changes. It's very good to see you dawling. (*ja ja Gabore voice*)--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 23:06, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Little Help

Hi! Well, my English is terrible, but I like the Uncyclopedia and want to write some articles. I write the article Surfer Donkey, but needs correction. Do you help me with this article? Thank you, and sorry my poor English. UncycloShieldSoldier DonDoKKen * Talk 23:51, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you very much! You're the best writer from here; the article Colossus of Barbie is amazing. The Desciclopédia (Uncyclopedia in Portuguese) haves a version of your article. Thank you for your attention. UncycloShieldSoldier DonDoKKen * Talk 09:51, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
You are very kind. Poke around Uncyclopedia - you'll find that there are much better writers than I. If you need anything in the future, let me know, hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:27, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Nommed

I nommed you for the Foolitzer... feel shame! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:27, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

edit OMG I'm famous!

Or rather, my foreskin is famous! :) I expect a follow up on my recuperation :O. Thanks! ~ Mordillo where is my DILDO? 19:31, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Congratulations!

I'm so glad to see your large breasts featured on the front page. Your parents must be very proud of their little girl... ;) On a totally unrelated note, do you think you have anything to contribute to this? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Love the edits....now if only you could augment my latest work. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Price check

I must admit that I didn't read that it was you that authored the article. If I had, I would have given it a pass out of trust. Barring that, what I read didn't tickle me in all the right places, and I feared I had stumbled across another ranting of some IP destined for the trash bin. But there were lines that showed promise, so I decided to ICU it. Now, I don't like the ICU tag per se because I wish there was a less-strongly-connoted tag to serve the same function. Sorry for the mix-up, just note that I (presumably) put a "short" sub in there for a reason, because it's....er....short. It may be better suited to Illogicopedia, just because it fits their tone much more. Still, "I SAID YOU GOT THE WRONG FUCKING THING" made me laugh, so best of luck.

As a side note, your English skills have greatly improved since you first started.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:50, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

edit PLS Judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:32, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

edit How about...

I was reading over Acceptance speech and thought it would be funny to add something to the effect of this-

  • Anyone unthanked is to remember that they had their chance to give me love, attention, and support but failed to do so for their own selfish reasons.

Just a thought, I didn't want to just start rummaging around in your article without your humorous consent :)--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 19:35, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

No, I don't know here. Very funny magazine cover! :) You must be non stop laughs around the house...feel free to e-mail me whenever you like. I'm only online during the 9-5 work week.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 14:54, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh, yeah, I'm a regular laugh riot. It comes in spurts. We were playing a game of Settlers of Catan the other night with friends when the husband flipped on the XM radio and picked up Edie Brickell singing What I am Is What I am - I HATE EDIE BRICKELL - I remarked that Paul Simon marrying her was the best thing for her and him. Husband asked why, and I remarked that she trims her bush to look like Art Garfunkel. That got the laughs going, but with anything you had to be there (with us, not between her legs). Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:13, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

edit I lieks ur artiklez

So I was looking round the place and stumbled upon UnBooks:See Dick and thought it was genius. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN

IlikedurwerkDJ

edit Let's never mention this again, eh?


--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:48, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Dude, Thanks Dude

Partybox

Dude, thanks for voting my PLS, Dude, as best rewrite. As a token of my gratitude, I'm gonna invite you to my sick party this Saturday. Its at 7 EST at my place. Some dude even promised to pay me $20 for winning, so it should be pretty interesting, bro. Thanks again dude.

--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:15, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Rough Pubs

Fishbeer Rabbi Techno
is sending you this undoubtedly
delicious beer to say thanks
for voting for Rough Pubs!
From Rabbi Techno

edit Dr. Simpleton

And, to be perfectly accurate, if you had "asked nicely," something in the form of a question - a sentence ending with one of those squiggly things with a dot under it would have preceeded this. And if you had "asked nicely," I'd have told you to remove it. However, since the photo was simply removed, apparently by someone who didn't look at it, I simply put it back. Your turn. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dr. Simpleton (talk • contribs)

OK, fine, will you remove the items? Would you also study up on how to format your posts, how to use your talk page correctly, and how to sign your posts? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:48, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

edit hi

yeah, thanks, would you still be interested in adopting me? :) What do you think about all the stuff I did about Minster? Iamandrewrice 13:53, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

er... well? Iamandrewrice 20:20, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, OK. You just need to know that I have three children sucking the warm fuzzies out of pysche on a daily basis, and a boss from hell. But I promise to be there when you need me with sound advice, support until you can fly on your own and an occassional cookie when you need it. But don't think that I do these thing for just about any one, it would ruin my reputation as Uncyclopedia's honoray Harridan. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:38, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
haha yay! thank you :) Well... there was one thing I'm stuck with... [2]... there, they have things split into collumns... how do you do that here? Iamandrewrice 13:30, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Have you tried {{MultiCol}} at the beginning of your section and {{ColBreak}} as commands? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:29, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
yes: Template:Europe but it didn't work... Iamandrewrice 16:19, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Hummmmmm....Here is a Hall Pass. I want you to report to Mr. Mahille's office and ask him then. He is Great, all powerful, but if he extends an invitation to Hot Tub, turn it down. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:36, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks, i've asked him. Is he like the owner of uncyclopedia? lol... oh, i'm not so sure I could turn it down ;) Iamandrewrice 16:50, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Your request

If you have any ideas for the pic you wanted, ask. I mention this because, due to my crazy schedule, my contribution here tends to be a lot of little edits (the opposite of 'chopping). So...ponder, ask, and (when I get what passes for my weekend) I'll 'chop. 'Chop like the wind! That was a Patrick Swayze song. But I digress. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:26, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

And entirely to steal Modus' thunder, I also will accept any image requests you may have. I'm going to be rather lazy as I will be all but laid up for the next few weeks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:49, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
And entirely to steal Ljlego's tapioca pudding.../me steals Ljlego's tapioca pudding. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:55, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Just because it's that color and that consistency, don't automatically assume it's tapioca pudding...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:06, 25 February 2008 (UTC)
Still, I'm not giving it back. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:20, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Late Thanks

Bordeaux OUI!

Necropaxx's belated thanks go with you for voting positively on Siege of Bordeaux. Remember, les français ne sont jamais au dessus de dérision!

Translate it yourself, je suis trop de fatigue.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:55, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Thong'd!

Manthong2 Olipro presents you with this
Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing)
Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 03:38 Mar 2

edit Bill Bennett

Prettiestpretty, have you given any more thought to editing the Bill Bennett page? I would be interested to see what you could do with it. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 21:36, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Mistress Pussy

Sophia-Loren

This user is a Mistress Pussy
of the SISTERHOOD.
Beware her wet tee.

We are trying to build a female user group here at Uncyc, and are awarding all established female Uncyclopedians the title of Mistress Pussy. You are free to use this lovely template on your userpage {{User:Luvvy/Template:UnSisSophia}} from here on to eternity. All praise Sophia! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:20, 11 Mar

I think I'll pass. This just doesn't work for me - like stripes that make my butt look bigger. But I'll be thinking of you. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:37, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

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