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Time to make room for X-Mas: The following archive contains stuff from 6/20/2007 through 12/10/07 Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:28, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

edit BB thanks thee!

Thanks again! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 11:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

edit THANK'D!!

You voted for my article, that means you wanna make out with me right? ;) lol, thanks so much ms. pretty!! --THINKER 06:45, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Sorry

I didn't mean to blow you off, and I'm sorry it took me this long to get back to you. I haven't been spending time here lately, and I'm all backed up, and have succeeded in undercutting my usual pathetically low output. I will read your story at some point, I promise... unless I forget, in which case, you may kick my spotty behind. So, anyway, thanks for your contributions, always a treat for UnNews. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:35, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

On the other hand, I've done this Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:30, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

edit A slightly belated thank you

-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:59, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Image duplicates

Hi Prettiestpretty. Doing my image tidying... there are three copies of your Dreamvaders image, which all look very similar (Image:Dreamvaders.png, Image:Dreamvaders1.png and Image:Dreamvaders2a.gif). Are they all needed? or could they be combined and the excess deleted? Let me know? :) thanks -- sannse@fandom (talk) 18:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Go ahead and nuke whatever you feel is best. It was a half baked idea that never came to fruition. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:38, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
I prefer the middle one. But what do I know? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Meh, looking again, they all have their uses. I wouldn't want to remove the first as it's talked about specifically, the second is nicely used the an article, and the third on your user page. I'll leave all of them. Sorry to bother you :) -- sannse@fandom (talk) 16:39, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for dropping by, can you make sure you shut the door on the way out? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Congratulations!


You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of June 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. You consistently improve articles, contributing with both the written word and images of excellent quality. And most of all, you never fail to make me smile. Except that one time with the cheesegrater, but we won't go into that. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

You mean your cries of pain were not an indicator as to how much you liked what I was doing? Well then, onto plan "B": Thank you for the award. I try my hardest, sometimes it works and other times its doesn't. So its very nice to be recognized. And who needs those major awards (don't believe that statement - I need those major awards or I will cease to exist!) but with this I won't have to worry about what I will wear to my investing (and I won't have to worry about what Jennifer Lopezs wears, either. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:35, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote, lovely lady!

Quarter For voting for Hoboeroticism,
Codeine bestows upon you:
One shiny new quarter. Now you can make a homeless guy very happy.

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:48, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

edit You know...

I saw that page on PLS, and I sort of thought my name might have inspired it. If you're wondering, though, I got the name from the band Led Zeppelin, or "Led Balloon." Also, when I first logged on to this website, Keith Moon told me I was going down like a lead balloon. Good luck with your PLS entry! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

edit The US Government Salutes You!

Y'know, the more you support me, the more opportunities I get to say things like "you must really want to make out with me" or "with me, you wish to make out, yes?" or "you know you don't not want to make out with me, right?" lol, thanks again Ms. Prettypretty. ;)--THINKER

edit Tnahks for the Rvieew!

By the way, the Bairn Femlmnig tinhg was a srot of hteaful jkoe aoubt how J.K. is htaed by Cisrtains. Bairn Flmeming catreed the dcoumteery "The God Taht Wsan't Tehre".

edit Yaeh1!

GoldenShower Rejoice, Prettiestpretty/archive5! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Cuase ur teh awsom fer rvuing Toosdaes wiff Maurty!! ;) --THINKER 00:51, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank'ee

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:38, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Hippie Chick

That's a great template...I was like...OK...--WOOAAAHH!!--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 03:22, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews

You've been on fire, woman! I VFH'd another of yours, completely against my will, so compelled was I by the evil coolness of the writing. Thanks for being a contributor! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:22, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Its like gas. I have it, but I never know when its going to express itself ;-) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:47, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
My niece had gas during our July 4 ravecookout, and it was unpleasant. Your craft, on the other hand, is... well, pleasant... or something. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:36, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Terima kasih

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I would like to personally add a thank-you message, because you're a funny writer and whatnot (and you've never voted for an article of mine before....and you have high standards for humor). So thank you for counting me worthy of your vote. And no hard feelings about your vote for HerrDoktor on WotM. /me chokes back sobs-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:55, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for the sweet note. Compliments gladly accepted ;-). And I'll see to it that you get a renom on WotM if someone else wins this month. But if you do win this month, welcome to the club!!! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Thank you. Quite a long time to wait to find out, though. I can't believe 25 people have already voted and it's only 8 days into the month. Crazy.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Queef?

Whatever next? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

If ever anything smell of a poo lit rewrite, this is it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Not that I want to get you out of Best Rewrite, but that top image is brilliant, have you considered working with the images to try Best Illustrated? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Give me ideas. I need ideas. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
I agree. I need ideas. Not necessarily for Queef, but in general.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
I would have liked to have seen some celebrity endorsements from actors Lee van Queef (deceased) and Queefer Sutherland. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Queefer Sutherland says: Try "Queen Elizabeth's Queef Lorraine - its the Queefiest!? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Magnifying Glass Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit I like how... signed without using your name. "Ooo!" I said to no one in particular. "How mysterious!". Or, it was one tilde too many. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:36, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

I was hoping that no would have seen me slink in, do my business, and then slink out. Drat. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:02, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Next time, try it without the mariachi band. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:27, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Thanks oh so much for voting For on my first feature! Hooray! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:53, 10 July 2007

You do very good work, may this be the first of many! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:00, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
From you that is a big compliment! Thanks! However I don't see any new features in my near future, I don't have any brilliant ideas right now! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 08:44, 11 July 2007

edit UnNews:Homeland Security Administration Declares "Gut Feeling" Threat Level

Hah! Brilliant!

  1. On the downside, you wouldn't be eligible for a Emmanuel Goldstein because that's more for audiocasters, as in, reading stories for audio "in a convincing manner".
  2. On the upside, you would be eligible for a Foolitzer, because you've written complete bullshit in "a convincing manner"... superiorly, I might add.

On the downside, I'm in a quandary because I've already nommed user:Pottsm for Julys Foolitzer. Admittedly, I am a bad Uncyclopedian because I don't always vote, don't hang much on IRC anymore, and am still pretty much a dick.

  1. On the upside, I'm 12-stepping my way out of being a dick, so I can guarantee a nom for a certain pretty user in the near future. I apologise for not having done so already, but my laziness, OCD, and general off health conspire to make me what I am. I must declare, your writing is always very convincing while tongue-in-cheek, and I do appreciate your contributions.

Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:39, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

While I'm thinking of it, did I ever give you zims official welcome to UnNews? If not, here it is in easily deletable form.

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Prettiestpretty/archive5, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

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edit Your thoughts

I actually brought that up upon the request of someone who shall remain nameless, I know you meant well but you really shouldn't have gotten involved in this. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:20, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

I do appreciate the hard work that you put into Uncyclopedia, but as I said on the other page, David is very good at handling himself when push comes to shove. Had he felt a response was proper it was his to make, not yours. And perhaps I shouldn't had interjected my two cents worth, but neither should you. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:19, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
I don't think you're hearing me here... I was ASKED to. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 02:56, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
No, I can't hear you - this is all text based. But I read and understood what you wrote. Unless David asked you to get involved, then someone else was using you to do their bidding; they should have been the one to get involved, not you. And you were should have handled it by sending Some User an email, not inserting your directive to him on the page. Frankly had the issue not been addressed on the first volley of comments, it would have most likely died an silent death. For my part, I neither condone the comment made by Some User, nor do I know what the issue was all about. I like you and think you do a wonderful job on Uncyclopedia, but I wasn't happy with how you treated my friend Some User. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:23, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
To make the blindingly obvious statement; perhaps *HE* should have e-mailed David Gerard rather than making the statement on the wiki in the first place... then I'd never have been directed to this in the first place. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 22:46, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
Lets not play that game of table tennis. In my opinion the two people involved should deal with the original siutation between themsleves. The third party should have dealt with it directly. I'm done with this topic - niether of us is going to change the other person's opinion so why spin our wheels? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:44, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Yes, but due to how it would have been perceived, they couldn't. I'm sure you're aware of SU's history. anyway, I didn't really want to get into ANOTHER discussion about it, so love, peace and sex wax eh? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:25, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Aware of SU history? Honey, I've been around here a very long time, comparitivly speaking. Your turn to get the last word. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:32, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Thanks! I always did like having the last word.  c • > • cunwapquc? 07:26, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Never! do your anal glands need emptying? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 12:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
I thought that is how this whole thing started ;-) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Wups

I was archiving and found this. Sorry, I forgot about it. Here you go, if you still want it...


Another successful transplant. Awwww...Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.

Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:00, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

edit As ghey as it sounds.....

Would you do a review for me? I know, it probably sounds a little bizarre, me asking out of the blue like this, but I want a new reviewer (ie: all reviews I get are from people I solicit them from, and that's usually the same couple of people). So, if you could, would you take a look at this, por favor? Thanks either way.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:54, 14 July 2007 (UTC)

GoldenShower Rejoice, Prettiestpretty/archive5! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Don't construe the fact that there are showers in here that I'm hitting on you. That's Thinker's job. In any case, thanks for the kind review. I've always found my (admittedly mediocre) touch with writing is lost on imaging. See, I can 'chop with a reasonable amount of prowess, but idea getting is not my strong suit. Any suggestions?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:57, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Well I have the mother-fucker of migrains tonight. So I would run the the article by Modus and see what he says. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:13, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
/me hands Prettiestpretty an Advil. Will do, ma'am. Thanks again.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:14, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Excuse me, SHE hits on ME. I will NOT make out with her!!!! --THINKER 18:20, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
Sure, sure.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:25, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Also, I took your advice with images, made them bigger and added one. Now it's on VFH. Your support would be much appreciated.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:08, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.


Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man,

The Muffin Man?

Do you know you voted for The Muffin Man?

It was on VFH

Jocke Pirat thanks you for voting on his article on VFH. In exchange, you get a picture of Peter Sutcliffe in a chef hat on a template. Isn't that nice? Enjoy.

--~ Tophatsig 18:14, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

Stacking The
International Stackers Association of America
thanks you for your continued support of

Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks you my dear. As people like Lj want to quantify our complex relationship, I'm going to withhold comment on our making outings. ;) --THINKER 00:24, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit RE: vfh NOM

I call them as I see them. Cheers, and thanks for your continuing contributions to our sad project, this waste of time called UnNews. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:07, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! I keep waiting for the Onion to steal this idea. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:23, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Consider something like that a compliment. I highly doubt anyone with a lick of funny in them would steal any of my stuff. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:36, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Uh...

tatse? As for the Ritz one, questions generally end in the oddly named question mark. Aren't pictures fun? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:16, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Ha! I love that pic!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:21, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Yes, it's good. Wrong baby pic, though. I'm biased, admittedly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:36, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Damn right its good - and its a FIRST for Uncyclopedia - the first edition of UnNews Sunday Magazine, that is. If only I gave my children as much attention. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:33, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Don't want to pre-empt anything

But maybe congratulations are in order....? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I don't get it. Also, For.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:39, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
What???? Tell Me!!!! No wait. You didn't find those face book pictures that had me in compromising positions, did you? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:17, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Maybe he's talking about your inevitable vote for my page on VFH? Or perhaps he's talking about Braydie's soon-to-be-done plan to abandon Keitei and elope with you. Or perhaps he's talking about your coming child with Thinker? Or maybe, just maybe, he's talking about the way you're going to kill me with some sort of pain-inducing device for this retarded message.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:22, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh dear, dear, Ljlego. If anyone were to hurt you I would say to them, Let go of my Ljlego. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:37, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
Heh heh. That used to be my sig, you know. Before I did anything of worth, this was my sig. Heh.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:50, 16 July 2007 (UTC)
See, congratulations ARE in order. Congratulations. In order. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit UnNews:UnNews Sunday Magazine

You absolutely rock! This could be the bud of yet another nefarious UnNews plot, and you know how I love those. It goes without saying, I'm linking this image to my user page. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:43, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Poo Lit Surprise Prize!

Congratulations on your win! I'm sure if I had read your article I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 and other valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at - Thanks!

This has been a canned message by sannse-can't-think-of-anything-original, your friendly neighbourhood minion of the evil overlord -- sannse@fandom (talk) 11:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sann

edit User_talk:Zim_ulator#Up_the_dirt_road_with_President_bush

Another gem! Magnificent! Featured! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Present for you

It is here. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 07/26 15:51

edit Dead Nigger Storage

Not a fan of Pulp Fiction then? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Not really - more fully explained in an email on the topic. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:23, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
Replied, also via email. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Re: PLS Request?

Sure! Six months a bit early to reserve a spot for judging, but I don't see why not. Oh yeah. And I put that picture on one of DiZ's pages. [: --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:21, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the consideration - It would be nice to be on the other side of the coin - and a fresh adventure too! That picture, by the way, is an absolute "hoot". Not because of the man on man thing, but the ennui on the face of fan barer just makes it. Then I found a gallery of works by the dude! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:42, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Jews upon you!

Hya, did you see my answer on my talk page? Also, would you mind taking a look at this? It got a first runner up in the PLS and I'd like to nom it for VFH, just wanted a second opinion. Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:13, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

ehm....nodge nodge wink wink. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:54, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

  • Let me get my head out of my ass, hold on: ****P O P *****ans I'll look at in the next day. Having MAJOR kiddie problems and tantrums here. Oh the cruel fate of being four years old and feeling that "No WUVS LOVES ME" because your parents think its a bad idea to stick a knife in an electrical outlet. I'm sure that he'll grow to ripe old manhold and kvetch about me to a shrink for a hundred dollars and hour or so... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:41, 8 August 2007 (UTC)
    Lovely :) Sounds almost as bad as my mate's kid (1.5 years old) dancing on my dinner table....while there is food on....And thanks for the vote bubale! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 09:00, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

edit RE: Neighbour Template

Hey, NP....

Strangely enough, I have a guy near me who has a Toothbrush mustache, who's extremely right wing and who's really, REALLY old...

edit Let's Eat!

~Jewriken.GIF 12:52, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Hodgepodge

Yeah, it's still on VFH, but something tells me not for long. Thanks for voting completely spontaneously on it. It warms my heart to see that my first article (totally idiotic in every way possible) has warmed the heart of 15 people. I too, have seen James spirit, anyway.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)

I'm amazed by the voters. They often don't parody, and they less often understand farce. Anyway, remember that one day I may need a favor from you... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:34, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
Sure, as long as my safety doesn't come into question, should be fine. Otherwise, I may need to be convinced.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)

edit The (Late) WotM Thankering

Thank you for your support on WotM. I won it even! I'm glad I can count on people like you who can see subtext in the pieces I write. Oh, and I've come to terms with the fact that you want to make out with me. I'm okay with it now. ;) hehe --THINKER 01:16, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

I KNEW IT! PRETTIESTPRETTY AND THINKER SITTIN' IN A TREE...ah, your name is too long. It doesn't roll off the tongue.
Sorry, that was my inner 14-year-old coming out. I should do that more often. Cheerio.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:18, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Yah!

Prettiestpretty is back!!!! /me does the Wherethefuckhaveyoubeen Dance!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

  • Back, well...., sorta. Recharging my batteries. And late summer early fall is always busy for large animal vets like Mr. Prettiestpretty. Hows tricks around here? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:17, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
Oh we had to call the vet out for one of our horses, was the funniest sight to see him answer his mobile with one hand as the other one was shoulder deep. Those latex gloves are really impressive. Anyhoo.....yeah, same old same old. I'm currently whoring Carry On Films on VFH (which may or may not translate well stateside). Also trying to find inspiration to add to this and this. Inspiration seems a little thin on the ground though.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Thanks for your vote! Have a whale!

Kansasty The UnIdiot would like to award you with a authentic Kansas whale! Because apparently Kansas has oceans now! Treasure it always! Only 789,729 more left! Tell your friends!

Thanks for voting on Kansas whaling!

edit Temper Tantrum

I nominated your article for VFH yesterday. So far it's a +3. You should vote for it before it reaches day 4, when under the new system it can be removed if it doesn't have enough votes. Sir Roger 02:37, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Temper tantrum and other such nonsense

Well, I voted. I have yet to determine whether this was the return of the favor for your completely spontaneous vote on Hodgepodge (which, I stress once again, was spontaneous and unwhored, oddly enough), but I really hope it's not because I have a couple more articles to whore and whatnot and I like getting votes.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:52, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Also, no need to perform acts unspeakable on myself. Not only is it quite illegal under the basic laws of the United States and EU, but you'll have your hands full (pun fully intended) with the others. I'm so selfless! Seriously, I can't find my "self." I left it in my suitcase next to my "sanity" and my "modesty." They've all been lost. Please help me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:02, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
You are a credit to humanity. Of course, all acts would be within your own head, and of your own making as it would be impossible for us to ever meet face to face. Still, consider it my gift to you, and when you think about me, and you will, be kind. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:41, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
Credit to humanity....that one's new. I've been called "Fag", "Swimmer" (the former and latter are oddly intertwined), "Smarty-pants", "Genius" (derogatorily), and "Cute" (by a girl! \o/). In any case, I have now decided that even if I owe you another favor, I will whore to you anyway. Just don't let Mr. Prettiestpretty find out.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:54, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
That IS an unusual surname, are you related to the Prettiestpretties of Arkansas? If so Bubba-Ray sends his regards. Also it looks like Temper Tantrum may be joining the list of featured works soon. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Congratulations

Congrats on Temper Tantrum being featured. A deserving article. Now go and have a giggle fit. Sir Roger 02:59, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

edit PLS judging

A while back, you requested an early position as judge in the 5th edition of the Poo Lit Surprise in the Best Rewrite category. I have included your name on the list of judges here. If you are unable to judge for PLS (which won't be for another three months) or no longer have a desire to, just let me know ahead of time. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

  • Gosh no, I would love to be a judge! I've been out of the loop - when does it all begin again? I'll either have to find someone to watch the kids, or cage them in barn so I'll have enough free time. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:20, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

edit PrEtTy ReD lIgHtS

Here, have some pretty cancer, if you want. self-whoring. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:12, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit R-r-romance novel!

I basically completely redid the "Marketing efforts" section. How does you like it?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:27, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

"Prettiestpretty languidly opened the entry for romance novel and felt Ljlego's steely power against her soul as she typed the entry to open the page. Her pulse began to quicken as her full chest started to rise and fall in rapidly increased breaths. 'What is this feeling that is washing over me?' she asked herself. And lo, there it was: Ljlego's majestic edits. Her head fell back and she was enruptured by his manly changes...." Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:38, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Qua! It appears as if my complete and utter lack of inspiration has actually managed to produce passable material! Score one for the Lj-meister (I almost typed in my real name, not that it matters...Olipro already knows it)! I wonder how it'd fare on the Highlight voting machine...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:39, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Italian Painters

So I'm really back this time. Just finished up Titian with help from User:Mhaille. How many awards did you win in the last year, jesus!--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 20:54, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Is that Good Jesus, or baby jesus? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:30, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Neither. You guys sick of Black Jesus yet?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Classy

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

edit DAMES

I know you've been here awhile, but perhaps you'd like to join the CAUSE???

I think I need a girly template for 'experienced' editors - know what I mean??? I don't suppose you have any good images laying around yor desktop for a small userbox along these lines...? –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:10, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for 'letting' me spork some your stuff... & Have fun with this template! =) –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:52, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

NO THANK YOU some girls just borderline bitchy. But I hope YOU have a good day.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:23, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

edit You're one hell of a Dame

Could you join me in IRC briefly?....I have a proposal for you... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Top hat
Prettiestpretty/archive5/ Has A Lotta Class.

Don't fuck with them.
S504764585 21449

"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing."

Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween!

Thanks for the vot! --THE 20:05, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Breadcrumbs

Watch they don't get under the duvet. Makes you itch like crazy. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

You are inscrutable! And I like it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:21, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

edit ==Why?==

Mybrainhurts so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 19:03, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Yes'm

I'll get to that Tylenol page just as soon as I:

  1. Do my homework (not very important)
  2. Finish User:Ljlego/Shrek
  3. Record the audio for this god-awful UnNews I found on someone else's talkpage.
  4. ???
  5. Profit!

I'll probably see to it sometime tomorrow, if not tonight.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:52, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Hya

Any special reason you removed this from recent articles? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:27, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

  • The link that was on the page was dead/red. If its been moved to a new article name then by all means it needs to go back up. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:29, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
  • Damn you're fast! :) I was just about to get to you to tell you that I just realized you did it because the original link was dead (after I moved it due to a spelling mistake). Thanks! ~Jewriken.GIF 14:30, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving

As requested, has been proof-read. Not much that needed changing, you'll be pleased to know, just a couple of typos and some grammar. Glad to be of help. Oh, and nice article, by the way :-) RabbiTechno 18:09, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

But is it WASPY enough? I tried to capture the non supportive coldness and amunity to comfort that I think such families have. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:06, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
I'd have said so. I don't have much experience of WASPs, though - us Jewish types don't really go to that sort of party... RabbiTechno 20:15, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
And they are too keen when we move in next door...Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:44, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

An article worthy of a Foolitzer by itself, or along with Part 1, irregardless of your actual beliefs concerning alien abductions. Cheers, and Happy (yaaaaaaaaaawwwwn) Thanksgiving! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:56, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Is that a promise to nom? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Congratulations! Finished article looks great, brilliantly done. :-) RabbiTechno 18:16, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
Aweshucks...Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:05, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Coo, ta!

Chimp photoshop Ta ever so!

Under User's image factory thanks you for recognising their contribution to Uncyclopedia's potatochopping community. Pay peanuts, get... Under User's image factory!

Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:32, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Adopt me

Ohh, me zee pick zee me. User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

edit Fun with n00bs


You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:43, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says, VOTE ME!!!--Æ 20:06, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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