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Late Spring Cleaning 2007 occurred today at 6:30 PM Midwestern Time - yeehaw! Please do not post additional discussions on this page. For more timely topics and trival tattletings, go to User talk:Prettiestpretty.

edit Congrats

Note: don't ask for the keys to a company Jag; they'll just laugh. The company Lada, on the other hand... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:49, 1 April 2007 (UTC)


edit Celebrity Manufacture

Thanks for the comments on this, I've rewritten it heavily to make it more encyclopedic. I tried putting it on pee review days ago, but no one replyed and it eventually got buried in the mass of new articles. You mentioned on the discussion page that it read like a magazine feature, that was sort of the point, the whole thing was an experiment in writing in that format, I wasn't really sure where it belonged so I just created it as an article. The science editor banner thing at the top was only there to give the general impression of it being a magazine page. --Winstanley1 11:09, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

  • Thanks for message. If it doesn't get Pee Reviewed I might be able to do it for you. Generally though I have found that the silent message of not getting reviewed on Pee Review means that whatever article didn't even catch an eye and needs to be significantly reworked before being resubmitted again. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:16, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the help improving this, I really like the new image. --Winstanley1 20:16, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

  • You are most welcome and anytime you need an image, ask and I'll see what I can conjure up. I think it makes more sense and is better scaled than the previous image. Plus I like the idea that article is presented by an "authority" without any credibility. Good luck with making VFH! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Reefer Desk


Thanks for leaving comments on the Reefer Desk. I've been mostly alone there for so long...I'm cold and hungry. Don't let it be a one-time thing; more eyes are better than whatever number of eyes I have. Two, I think. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Well then I have purpose. And I have a lot of time on my back to kill as well. So this will work out nicely! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:45, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, prison is a bitch. At least they have internet access now. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:49, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
No, female problems. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
/me spins wheel "C'mon rugged. No, not sensitive. Rugged, rugged...rugged!".
"Gee. Um, look at the time." /me quietly backs out of page to go hunting or something. Something manly that doesn't involve girly crap like "emotions". Maybe next time it'll land on sensitive. Then we can cry together or something. Maybe not. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Oh jeez, then go to your smoke lodge and connect to the wolf woman in the sky! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:32, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number seventeen from my free cookie giveaway

edit Knowing

I'm sooooo sorry that I didn't get back to you on this sooner, but I read it the moment I got your comment and was going to comment back, but then I got distracted by something in the "real world" and forgot all about it until now. From what I remember, I really liked the article, especially the Super Bowl bit. Good on ya, lass. Erm... yeah. Anywho, it was funny. If I remember correctly. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 04:51, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Appreciation

113-APTOPIX IRAN BRITAIN sff embedded prod affiliate 50 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!


Your vote was much appreciated! --Sibley 11:58, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews:French Elections: Ennui wins by a landslide

-sigh- yawn... I am bored, otherwise I'd have lots of good things to say about this article. O like it, for whatever that counts. Kiss-kiss Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:26, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks - that is the highest compliment. I was beginning to feel like a red headed bastard at a family reunion of late around here. ;-) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

edit cookie

Newcookie Trar has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 00:21, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Yummy, but who have I done to deserve it? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:30, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Pupate Homosexual

oh impasse! I'm so sorry, I've been doing it to so much cruft I didn't even notice who was writing it, I *do* apologise... oh well, at least it means my page has finally been graced with your signature! :P -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
Black & White Cookies
You have be
some black an
For voting on The 
en awarded
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Black And White Man
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

PS: quite a fruitful discussion. --herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 04:22, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Mercy with a greenhorn

Thanks a bunch for your review! You really read the article, which is astonishing enough. Then you actually came up with some great ideas for its improvement! Here you go then ...


No biggie. You have a lot of talent, and you use that talent in a sincere fashion. If you want to ask me any questions, or want me to do some editing for you, let me know. Oh, before this gets too sappy, keep up the good work and lets see what else you can you can do! Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 23:39, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I happen to have some questions on what you mentioned in the review!

  • by "extra pickle", do you mean I should extend the Jesus-part a little more?
  • rebus image is some kind of satiric formula as seen on other articles, right?
  • I think I'll work on CornFlakes.PNG with new material (I hustled this in MSPaint, but I can do a fairly good Photoshop-version of it). I guess it's too insignificant to bother Modus or anyone else with that.
  • I suppose I should just cut down the text if you say it's too lengthy ...

Helping motivelessly ambitious freaks with making the internet suck just a little bit more will get you +10 points for you ticket to heaven!

--BlackInkWriterBlackInk2 12:42, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

edit WotM

Hi, thanks for your vote for WotM, I appreciate it!--Shandon 01:41, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

No biggie - your work is amazing and should be recognized. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:53, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

edit You're Welcome

Halfcookie User:Ljlego has awarded you half of a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


For thanking me ever so kindly for my vote on the top-notch work of "Now that you're almost a woman." It was a pleasure to read.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:17, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

See above.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

edit On "Knowing"

Here are some suggestions I have for the article:

1) Give a history. Perhaps describe why women developed Knowing: the stupidity of men, needing a way to communicate once men caught on to female intelligence, development due to women evolving more quickly, etc.

2) The clever cleaver section. I think this is mainly because such a short section is used to end the article. It could be merged with one of the earlier sections (probably the "What Women Know" section). It could also be expanded; perhaps discuss ways in which the woman could manipulate a tattle-tale man to forget he ever understood the Knowing before having to resort to killing him. If a woman doesn't want to break out the Bon Ami to deal with the blood, then she would probably want to find a less-messy way to deal with the medelsome man.

3) Maybe something humorous at the end to prevent men who have read the article from telling. Maybe threaten them directly or erase their memory. It could be funny to say you have their IP and will hunt them down and "take care of them" if they ever say anything.

4) You may be able to merge the "How women communicate what they know" and the "Examples of Knowing" sections. The second seems to just be another part of the first.

Hope some of this helps. I really love the pictures and the phrases; they're the best part. If you have anymore, I'd say just go ahead and put 'em on. --Mr.Vib 22:59, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy!

Pumpkin pie Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie!
For voting on Gallows Humor

"With your stamina refilled, time to work!"

-- herr doktor needsAbolt Rocket [scream!] 18:13, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

edit LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
LegoJFK
For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 12:02, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

edit A Favor

I'm getting a bunch of different veterans to read my rewrite on Pathological liar and review it. Could you help? I'll give you a cookie... :) --Mr.Vib 12:11, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

edit I wish to file a formal complaint

I didn't get that nifty template for your featured unbook :( ~Jewriken.GIF 21:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

My bad - attentions got diverted when a small humanoidlike being was handed to me by my husband. But its coming right up! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:16, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
Is it one of those humanzees? Like that guy in Washington. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Nope just Baby Fleggate being fussy and wantin some loving and wantin his diaper changed...Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:35, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

edit The Purge

Certainly, ma'am. The plan is outlined at Forum:The Great Quasi-Purge of 2007, but I'll summarize it here for you. We (Bradaphraser and I) are removing all {{QFH}} tags from any article containing them. The template will then be deleted. We are changing the criteria from 25% to 50%, and thus we are purging QFH (soon to be QFA) of all articles that do not meet this new criteria. I hope this answers your question.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

A vote from Prettiestpretty is worth seven on the open market, far more than two in the bush. But we talked about this already. So: thanks again!--Shandon 04:56, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Welcome top the WotM Club. Its an honor to have the likes of you next to my name - makes my work seem so much better! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a Bundle

HowTo
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:35, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Template:Recent

[I moved your unnews article] and put in the Template:RecentUnNews instead which is where new unnnews articles are supposed to go.[1]--The preceding unsigned comment was added by Scott (talk • contribs)

Nice. Would you mind signing your comments in the future? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:07, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

edit much appreciated

Pb 2

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 14:09, 9 June 2007 (UTC)

edit My Additions

Sorry, I forgot to add a note about: "Please don't mind my contributions, and if you don't like them, please revert them."

I apologize for that sincerely, and thanks for the idea for the Essence of Hippie article. I'll add it to my Future Projects list, since I'm working on a top secret article.

Cheers --Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 22:35, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

You really should - If written correctly, its a topic that could take you to the Pulitzer Prize, or VFH. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:41, 17 June 2007 (UTC)
I've actually got 2 Articles in the mold as of right now. If I do need help, you'll be the first person I'll ask. --Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 11:44, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit thanks

Lickingcomputer

User:THE...
...could not think of a creative "thank you" template for voting for HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. But thanks for voting anyway.

--THE 12:22, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit With Thanks

Marly The Don thanks you

He is pleased with your work, and hopes
that you prosper in your endevours.
He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Many thanks for adding Film Noir to the UnFilm Section. Much appreciated. Don alun 12:31, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit With More Thanks

Detective1 A tall, dark man pushes a note into your hand; it reads:
"The The Don thanks you for voting for
Film Noir. He offers a free secret from
Jimmy the Shoeshine Boy as a reward."

The man turns away, muttering he has an appointent with someone's mom...

ShoeShineBoy
Thanks for your vote. Don alun 21:56, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

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