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Angry Ovaries

I'm looking for some contributions for the above article, I think I need someone with an over-abundance of hormone fuelled rage. The article draws heavily on the old Nickelodeon series The Angry Beavers, coupled with an unhealthy reference to the menstruation cycle (a great combination, I'm sure you'll agree). If there's anyone you can suggest who fits the bill, can you point them towards the article. Thanks. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Gladly, if you'll take a look at my image on VfP - Splenda in the Grass
Nice....not sure many people will get the reference without a trip to Wikipedia or IMDB. Was Splendour also the name of the boat from which Natalie Wood "fell"? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Splendor in the Grass was racey play from the 1950s. In movie form, Natalie Wood and Warren Beatty. What made it racy was that Warren Beatty's sister got PG, and then got a back alley procedure because she was a fast girl. Its been remade a couple times. really dark. And you know the old joke: Why didn't Natalie Wood take a bath on the boat? She preferred to wash up on shore. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:21, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
Poor, poor Natalie. And she still looked great when she made Brainstorm.... Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
But did you ever see Inside Daisy Clover? Even Robert Redford wants to forget that dog. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:26, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
Did my edits make any sense on ovaries? I think you need some eggie phrases in it (Eggsactly, Eggspert, etc.) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:14, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
Yeah Eu tu Andrea Dworkin? gave me the idea for All About Eve Ensler and her "monotonous rant". :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)


Geez, you really got up there quick, didn't you? Well, anyway, here it is, your 2nd Lieutenant rank badge thingy... Wear it with pride, that is, if you wear it at all... Once again, it's the Brit's version, because ours is blue and has jagged edges... Now I just have to remember to add you two to the list. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:36, 4 July 2006 (UTC)

I hope Tompkins is going to explain where you should attach the badge..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hell hath no fury like a mother scorned

P: Does your mother know that you have that picture of her on this web site? Dwight is looking for the costume to no avail. Ideas? Ciao Faster Pussycat Kill Kill 23:59, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

What she doesn't know won't hurt her if you keep you mouth shut, darling. Tell Dwight I have the finger/nail extensions, and no he can't have them. Hugs Precious, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:09, 6 July 2006 (UTC)


Hi, you hated my Dr. Phil pic & they huffed the article later, so you must have the eye (should I vote for Splenda later?)...could you do me a favour & check English, but Louder & see if I did any better? Thx--Shandon 20:24, 10 July 2006 (UTC)

No problem, I serve to live and live to serve. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:32, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Well, I appreciate you taking the request seriously. Actually I do preview and have on occasion lost an article I was working on because I accidentally or retardedly clicked on a takes several hours for me to make an article that I think is good enough to post, and then I notice little things to fix. As far as the pics go, the back cover was 'watercolourized' because the explosion, motorbike and starship were overlaid over a space shot and I had no other way to blend them as I'm not a gaphic artist. Prior to today I was compressing because I read about the file size limit. I don't know if you read my user page, but I am not exactly a spring chicken or illiterate (god I hope I spelt that right). There is more truth than fiction in what I write. I try to do the best on every article & they are not rushed. However, I am trying to get as much content out as I can so that people have something concrete to vote on. Thanks for your input; it won't be ignored.--Shandon 02:07, 11 July 2006 (UTC)

Just so you know...

Besides being a regular "against" voter on whatever-centric articles or pictures, I'm also one of the frequent voters who don't add much articles. So I guess you could be refering to me (among others). Just so you know (again, I don't want the pregnant woman mad at me), it wasn't always that way. I was midly prolific before some admins (damn them!) had the brilliant idea of suggesting me to take the Spanish content away to start a new independet foreign uncyclopedia. So now I have to run a wiki, and have not much time left to write in any of them (wrote only 7 full articles in English and 5 in Spanish since I joined the project in December), and I had to refuse sysoping in two more languages (english and hebrew). I try to keep updated and know what's going on at en.uncyc by reading, voting and foruming, but that's all I can do. I hope you may understund... and BTW, I think you a great contributer to the site.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 02:14, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Again, not you. This was a familial dig. I come from a long line of passive aggressive people. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:46, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie

Since you were one of the people who got "Left Behind", I just finished another pic along the same general theme. This time Christian Fundamentalists. It's a bigger and more frightening target than the Dispensational Premillennialists (who are too much of a parody of themselves to be really dangerous), and ipso ergo facto (I think that's Spanish) more in need of a good piss take (which I really hope means something different in the U.K. than it does here). It's just been uploaded to American Fundie Magazine: I'll put it on Pic Review Thingy after I've had a chance to rest my eyes (shift work...sigh). Then maybe VFP, but that'll probably be awhile, I don't want to be a self-nom whore (plus posting Mcgrue was, politely, an error). I'm also telling King In Yellow as the king seemed to get "Left Behind" too.

I really do feel better after making pics/writing about things that scare/annoy/enrage me. <yawn> Good night... Modusoperandi 04:22, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Can't sleep so I put pic on Pic Review Thingy. Maybe some Katamari Damacy will help... Modusoperandi 05:34, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Take a look at this-

UnNews:Khalil Gibran wounded in Israeli Attack

Hey what's up girl? How do I get this set as the main article? I'm not to good at following instructions...--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 15:28, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Me, in the middle of the night peeing from the baby kicking my bladder, thats what up. Just dropped in for a brief minute and I added a line to Gibran report. Before this can go to nomination I would say that it needs a before and after image (I can hear them now saying that itf they have to flip between articles, its not funny) and increased content. A basic news story has to give a paragraph of background ("Gibran, the noted Lebanese wisdom totem..."). As for following through on getting it up (!!) Hows tricks yourself? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:04, 20 July 2006 (UTC)


Hi, hope you are fitting sleep in somewhere...if you have a chance, I would appreciate your thoughts on this...--Shandon 23:20, 20 July 2006 (UTC) If you hate that, there is always this other thing.--Shandon 01:10, 25 July 2006 (UTC)

I loved Aristokatz

Oy! Was I Thirsty for humor like that! Excellent.

Stop That Editing

...and go and put your feet up. Uncyclopedia is no place for a lady in your condition.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

It just keeps getting bigger and bigger. I don't know how my husband can find clothes to fit that belly of his. Me? I'm doing as well as can be expected, but, as every "expecting mother" knowns, naps are a very good thing. Just sign me, large and in charge, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:24, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Welcome back

Just imagine; in ten more years you can get a bob haircut, buy a multicoloured schoolbus and start a band. Who knows, your family may get a TV show out of it.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:17, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

You're so funny;-) But I can't sing - I'm under Government orders not too unless we're attacked by foreign invaders. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:15, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
If you need a bony keyboard player, I'm your man. I've been looking for an excuse to wear an A-line mini (you'd be surprised how rarely I get the opportunity).--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:37, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
I assume that you have lovely long hair and find ruffles flattering, I say climb aboard the bus. Do you know a precocious 12 year old red headed boy with cynicism of failed fifty year old man who can drum? If so, then we just need a bassist. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:22, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to also say welcome back. You were missed. Hope the little one doesn't destroy your entire life, but then, most kids don't do that, right?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:45, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

You've never seen my two older ones after a few candy bars, have you? If not, would you like to babysit? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:15, 4 January 2007 (UTC) (PS - Thanks for the warm wishes).

Welcome!---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 22:12, 7 January 2007 (UTC)


I see no flaw in Sea Monkeys just like your other recent rewrites. I (and probably others too) really appreciate what you are doing and the reason for this is that you are improving the whole site's quality as a whole (not just the featured articles). Much apprieciated —Braydie at 21:30, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Go check out Mississippi. It was just suppossed to be an image, turned into an article. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 04:03, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

That looks 100% better

Thanks for the overhaul of Mississippi! I thought I was the only one who cared enough to even make an entry (I'm surprised no one else beat me to it). Now you encourage me to pick up another project on Uncyc! Speaking of, have you checked out Hitler Gone Wild? --SunRainbowMoth 17:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC) (A new fan. Yay!)


I'll check it out when I'm done with some UnNews stuff I need to do. I'm gaining confidence that when you whore our an article in IRC, it's VFH'able, and you're welcome. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:13, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Ferris Bueller

My bad. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, apparently. Must be a bitch at 55.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:05, 1 February 2007 (UTC)


--Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:23, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Award for you

Hello there, Prettiestpretty/archive3/! Thank you for voting on the article I have up on VFH. For this, I give you an award.

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram!
...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.

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Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 00:19, 3 February 2007 (UTC)


On my tawk page you wroted: "I'm also worn out from the alliteration aspect of it (Sissy) - by the time I stopped writing my keyboard was filled in sprayed and slobbered spittal. Any help in improving it is graciously welcomed."

OK, I'll try to think of something interesting. It's all very well for me to offer glib suggestions on Pee, but actual revisions are work and I am terribly lazy. Sissy is a good article and a good idea, and the picture is loverly too. I'll see if I can help it out somewhat. ----OEJ 02:57, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

I've started putting some revision ideas in an alternate version of the article. It's on the Talk:Sissy page. Use what you think is useful, if anything. I'll fiddle with it some more later. ----OEJ 04:48, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
You are a God. I was thinking about a section on Sissy names, such as Aubrey, Adrian and Evelyn. I can't devote any attention to it at the monet, but let me get to it this evening. Hugs, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:53, 5 February 2007 (UTC)


Recently an important decision was made by some admins regarding this template without consulting any Uncyclopedians. I'd like to get the opinion of a few other people. Please see here. Quadzilla99 03:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Could you give me a few more clues as to what is going on - since this isn't something I'm involved with I'm having a hard time following what is going on. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:54, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

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VFP talkpage

re: Your many, many comments

Have you considered writing a page about it? I did. The unfortunate fact that the muse left before I'd finished, resulting in what, at the time, was probably the worst page ever (I almost put it on QVFD when it was "done"), notwithstanding, it did make me feel a bit better. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:59, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

UnNews and you: how evil do you want to be?

I thought you'd like to know, I enjoyed your UnNews:Cleveland man not the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby most of all the Anna Nicole articles, so I butchered read it for audio. Thanks for the great contribution. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:15, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Sweet! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:42, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


I know you've written quite a few but I couldn't find a page where they all are (It's probably somewhere really obvious). Didn't you list them? Hmm. —Braydie 15:55, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it would be great to see which ones you have done. VFH is also looking a bit barren with 17 articles and I was looking for something to nom ;)Braydie 15:59, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
I've nommed H.R. Pufnstuf. :) —Braydie 16:40, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Braydie - What about Anal glands ??? 16:41, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

My condolences

I'm sorry to hear about the death in your family. I had to go through that last month, so I know the feeling. Feel free to take as long of a break from the wiki as you need. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 17:44, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks - its been a real bitch. I appreciate your thoughts. What I want to know is why are so many assholes in the world that God has to call the good ones back? I'll be better and feeling more like myself one day. Yeah, this is a real bicth. Much love, Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:24, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you!

Tlntshow Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof! Tlntshow
Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion

--El Zoof 00:50, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm sorry for your loss, and apologise for my insensitivity. --El Zoof 04:37, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Zoof - I know that you didn't give this to me in anything other than the Uncyclopedian spirit of friendship. So no apology is needed and it was never desired. Actually I was flattered to get the attention! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:27, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Cardinals and Tigers

Re:Clara Bow

Sure, but could you please re-add the stuff about the Clara Bow cartoons? I have ideas, but my IP Address was blocked for "Ban Evasion", even though I didn't even do anything. -_---Metropolis 21:13, 9 March 2007 (UTC)


The-golden-chainsaw Welcome to the Chaingang from El Zoof! Now go cut your head off - safely!
Thanks for voting for HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw

--El Zoof 10:25, 10 March 2007 (UTC)


Thank you, most sexiful damsel, for voting for your own account of our orgiastic history.


Sorry you didn't like the HowTo article of mine! Just wanted you to know there's no hard feelings. I'm trying my best with it. :) -- Hanyouman 07:26, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I understand and appreciate the message. Here's the deal, I think you could greatly improve the article if you work on the illustrations. Anime like images aren't my favorites - can you work with another Uncyclopedian that is strong in imaging to come up with some originalish images instead of stock images? I also think that you can edit down a lot of the the information. For me as a reader - there needs to be a hook that gets me into the article and keeps me there, and this one didn't have it. But your talents are impressive - keep up at it.
Before I forget, when loading images on to the site try and scale them down a bit. Helps save space and it helps them load quick. Most images that I load on seldom exceed a width of 400px (and even that is rare). one last thing - please remember to tag the images. This isn't like Wikipedia where they sign your death warrant for each time you upload a "Fair Use" image, but it helps, especially if you get around to nominating things for VFP. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:54, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
I may look into that at some point. I've mostly been doing stuff on my own so far, but I have been thinking about doing that... as for trimming down the information, I have been going back and fixing that up so it doesn't go on as long now and then. I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the suggestion~! -- Hanyouman 00:54, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Another Thanks!

Colt1812 For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts!

Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:09, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

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