User talk:PortuguseOttersTryRadios

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edit Welcome, initiate, to Uncyclopedia!

Father Why
Father Why do I need to provide this? welcomes you to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!



Greetings, Initiate PortuguseOttersTryRadios, and welcome to the Temple of Uncyclopedia! (If you aren't yet ready to accept Sophia as your Holy Potato, see your alternate secular welcome).

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BEGINNING YOUR NEW LIFE

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edit What can you do?

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edit Where can you go for help?

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. I was an adopted noob, and it kept me out of trouble. Well, some of the time. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to apply to be adopted. Again, welcome!  Compassrose Father WHY??? (confessions)  17:01, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit I couldn't help notice

That your name is similar to the esteemed User:PuppyOnTheRadio. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:03, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

First off, I haven't the slightest idea who that Silent Bob-Aussie fag is. Secondly, don't you have any good-looking girls who could have welcomed me? Or possibly a flamer? I feel like I'm being assaulted by cock... PortuguseOttersTryRadios 17:06, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Get used to it. By the way, who are you, really? You're obviously not new to these parts. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:48, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
I'm afraid I am new. PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:00, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Just curious, then, how you know details about so many oldtimers and some of the more obscure inside jokes? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:09, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
You put "flamer" and didn't mention me?! You suck. ;_;--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 18:11, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I'm new. How am I suppose to know all of the poofs around here? PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:14, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Don't you be calling Sannse an old in-joke! Also, great comma splice. Please go back to grammar school. And do pay attention this time. PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:14, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
I said nothing about Sannse, but thank you for proving my point. Also I take pride in my comma splices. They're used by some of the greatest writers in the English language, and I have little tolerance for stupid rules. "I came, I saw, I conquered." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:20, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, so your fetishes include lesbianism, money-shots, chainmail, and the Spanish Inquisition? PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:22, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit I'm a good-looking girl and I'd be happy to welcome you!

edit
♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥

The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

Kangaroowithasillyhat

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig 

You see, this is better. It doesn't link to anything magical, though, but it is still better. PortuguseOttersTryRadios 17:11, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
And I love the offer of free rape. That usually costs me a pretty penny down here. PortuguseOttersTryRadios 17:12, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
I might be mistaken, but where does it say, "Rape me for free"? Love, Ethine sig 
It says it in the eyes of the kangaroo, my dear. And you just said it. PortuguseOttersTryRadios 17:18, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Hey you! I'm the only one who is allowed in that pouch! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:38, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Portuguse, you may have chased Ethine away with your bawdy words and typically male temperment. Since you are new, your first duty is to lay your gold at the feet of Mordillo, who will then thumbs up or thumbs down your continued existence. Another tip, do not mace your fellow users who resist your free rapes, but treat them as you would YdearoldMSCIHMF. And Ethine, be nice and lay down for this lad. It will be over in seconds, from the tales I've heard. Al des chains 17:42 15 5 MMX
Where is my gold? I demand immediate deference or everyone here will be banned for insubordination. --ChiefjusticePS3 17:45, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
All Rise for His Honor ChiefjusticeDS! All Bow for His Honor ChiefjusticeDS! All Genuflect for His Honor ChiefjusticeDS! REPEAT. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:50, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
So how long is would the ban be? A week? PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:01, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
No a week is for a minor offence, or a first one. Failing to give me due deference is very major insubordination. --ChiefjusticePS3 18:11, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe if you looked less like Oli and didn't live 20 metres from Whoremonal I would, but you do. You shall be throughly mocked by all! PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:14, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, serious offenses get you a few minutes, not a week. Just look at my log.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 18:16, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
"Look at my log"? God, you are a homogay! PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:25, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
HOMOPHOBE!!!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 19:28, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
Me and Oli are cool sexy admins, some similarity is unavoidable. --ChiefjusticePS3 18:23, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

== Does anyone else have anything to say to me? ==Or can I go back to improving this site? PortuguseOttersTryRadios 18:29, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

No.  This is a social site.  The articles are just an excuse for a party.  (But if you must, go ahead and edit). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:39, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
OK, serious. If you really aren't Puppy, I'd suggest a name change. If you are a separate entity then you seem very cool, and would be happy to go along with this. Or you are still probably Puppy playing a game, which is what Puppy would do. One way to semi-prove you aren't him is to vote Symbol for vote For. the VSCOME or whatever the page is he nominated for feature, which looks like it's going down anyway. If Puppy votes twice at least we would get him/you out of our hair for two weeks or so. Al des chains 18:45 15 5 MMX
Starting to look like you may not be Puppy. In that case, ah, good to have you aboard? Al sans chains 2:09 16 5 MMX

edit Since everyone else is doing it...

...I thought I would also give you my own, pre-formatted welcome.

Puzzle Potato FUCK OFF AND DIE, N00B!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 00:04, May 16 2010 UTC

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