User talk:Porto é merda

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edit Oh dear...

Mr. T point

Stop this spamming and vandalism right now! Or Mr. T will find you foo!

Hello, Porto é merda, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we here at Uncyclopedia think you just might be a spammer, a vandal, a 10-year-old, or all three. All we know is your contributions so far have been complete and utter fucking CRA... *ahem* aginst our policies, they have been against our policies. But don't get your britches in a bunch! You can get out of this sticky spot!

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